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Friendship r like an Acquarium, 2007-07-08 00:34:00 Friendship r like an Acquarium, and Friends r like Fishes.....
U r my GOLD FISH..........
Always b with me............
Don't try to go away.........
Nehin toh.............
Fry karke Billi ko khiladenge..............
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Elahi aj ye farman likh de....
Har Read more:Friendship
hawaone rukh hai badla hai 2007-07-08 00:32:00 hawaone rukh hai badla hai
chehron pe udaasi hai chaye
kha phele disco, parties aur ccd tha
ab toh bus zerox notes,sukhi biscuit aur padhai.....
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota
Tusi bade hi smart ho,
Rasgulle ki plate ho,
Pepsi ka crete ho,
Ande ka aamlet ho,
SMS
FOOOOOOL 2007-07-08 00:28:00 FOOOOOOL
May i ask u one question? U should answer only yes or no.. Reply must... Here is the question....
"Does everyone know u are a fool???".....
Blood needed
Hai whats ur blood group...
Its needed URGENTLY....
Here an accident occured....
and the "DOG" wants it urgently....
Scoring..
Kumble starts reaising his bet on 40 runs.. Sachin asks him, its not a 50 or 100!
Kumble
Life without u is impossible 2007-07-08 00:20:00 Life without u is impossible
,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
pimple pimple little star....
saare kanjus mere yaar...
jo mujhe nahi karega sms...
ho jaye uske muh pe char....
whobhi baar baar.....
Lagataar
NEW L.K.G. RHYME
Twinkle Twinkle Little star
I have gone to Wonder Bar
Quarter
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause 2007-07-08 00:17:00 A small kid wrote
to SantaClause
,
"send me a brother".
santa wrote back,
"send me ur mother"
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in
Mind Blowing-Food facts 2007-07-13 10:11:00 1 Pineapple is a natural painkiller The fruit contains anti-inflammatory enzymes that bring pain relief from conditions such as arthritis, according to a study at Reading University.
2 Pomegranate juice could prevent a heart attack This wonder juice is believed to improve blood flow to the heart and lower blood pressure.
3 Onions are natural antibiotics They might make your breath pong but Read more:facts
True Facts 2007-07-13 10:11:00 Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.
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The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long
Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
A boeing 747's wing span is longer than
Unusual Paradoxes 2007-07-13 10:10:00 Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success…….. is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk..
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
Drink water. Lose weight! 2007-07-13 10:03:00 Just replace some of the high calorie foods you eat with fruits, vegetables and other water
dense foods that keep you just as full.
We know it sounds too good to be true, but new research conducted at Pennsylavania State University suggests it is possible to lose weight by making small changes in your diet.
The rationale behind eating water dense foods is that whatever you eat can go out of Read more:Drink
Have a nice Day 2007-07-13 10:01:00 Have a nice Day!
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two friends and whorehouse 2007-07-13 09:45:00 There were two friends, Li'l Johnny & Jack and one day they found a whorehouse.
Jack went in and then came out a few minutes later and
said "My wife is better"
Then Li'l Johnny goes in and comes out and says, "You know
what? Your wife IS better."
Drawing 2007-07-13 09:39:00 Teachers in Class says we are going to draw a Pic On the Board
Suzzy you first Suzzy drows
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says this house...
Teacher : Good Suzzy!! John you are next
John draws
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says its Hill behind the
white hair 2007-07-13 09:37:00 One day a little johny was sitting and watching mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. he suddenly noticed that his mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
he looked at mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hairs
white, Mom
mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me
cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
My Daddy can eat 2007-07-13 09:34:00 My Daddy
can eat...
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks His
The Gunslinger 2007-07-13 09:32:00 Little Johnny was the recipient of a holster and a pair of toy six shooters on his birthday. He went to show off his new toys, in full cowboy regalia.
He went to the local ice cream stand, drew his pistols and exclaimed "I want a sundae, and I want it NOW!"
The waitress asked him "What flavor?"
Little Johnny replied, as he waved his guns "I want a chocolate sundae, and I want it NOW!"
The
The contest 2007-07-13 09:31:00 A teacher is running a contest. Anybody who answers her questions right can have the day off. Her first question is, "Who was the man who led the Million Man March".
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Louis Farrakhan". "That's good," says the teacher, "you can have Monday off."
My next question is, "What black leader was assassinated back in the sixties during a speech."
Little Johnny
The Bible 2007-07-13 09:28:00 Little Johnny approached his father and said, "I know the Bible!"
The father replied, "What do you mean you know the Bible?"
Little Johnny replied, "I know what the Bible stands for!"
The father said, "So, what does the Bible stand for?"
Little Johnny replied, "It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
Happy Hunting 2007-07-13 09:21:00 Johnny went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like smart kids.
The game warden ordered Johnny to show his hunting license, and Johnny pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up Read more:Happy
99 Conndoms 2007-07-13 09:19:00 Little Johnney walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please".
With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Conndoms!?! Fucck me!"
Johney replies, "Make it 100 then..."
Weighting Machine 2007-07-13 09:11:00 On Weighting Machine
A girl was checking her weight - 58 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... coins khatam...
Little Johnny was next in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!
baptism of a tiny infant 2007-07-13 08:57:00 A father is in church with his young children, including his five-year-old son, Little Johnny. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.
During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. Little Johnny was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's
पुरानी यादे ताज़ा करो। 2007-07-12 22:54:00 मछली जल की रानी है,
जीवन उसका पानी है।
हाथ लगाओ डर जायेगी
बाहर निकालो मर जायेगी।
पोशम्पा भाई पोशम्पा,
सौ रुपये की घडी चुराई।
अब तो जेल मे जाना पडेगा,
जेल की रोटी खानी पडेगी,
जेल का पानी पीना पडेगा।
थै थैयाप्पा थुश
मदारी बाबा खुश।
झूठ बोलना पाप है,
नदी किनारे सांप है।
काली माई आयेगी,
तुमको उठा ले जायेगी।
आज सोमवार है,
चूहे को बुखार है।
चूहा गया डाक्टर के पास,
डाक्टर ने लगायी सुई,
चूहा बोला
Biology Class 2007-07-17 23:02:00 In a biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder
is flat."
Little johnny raises his hand, "I know, I know."
"Go ahead Johnny."
"My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder."
"That's terrible Johnny. I'll have to speak to your parents. Let's try
another one."
Why does a lobster's eyes protrude from its head?"
Again Johnny raised his hand.
"We'll give you another
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