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Try To Find Out Why ? 2007-07-02 10:32:00 check these facts
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by
Amazing Questions 2007-07-02 10:29:00 Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off Read more:Amazing
Interesting Facts 2007-07-02 10:28:00 French was the official language of England for over 600 years.
Fried cockroach with garlic is used as medicine for the common cold
Donkeys kill more ppl than aeroplane crashes do.
Giraffes can last longer without water than a camel
Giraffes have no vocal chords.
Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as humans. Their lips are prehensile, their tongues are 21 inches long,
Amazing Facts On Animals 2007-07-02 10:25:00 A humming bird flaps its wings up to 90 times in one second or over 5000 times a minute.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny
A kangaroo can't jump unless it's tail is touching the ground.
A lions roar can be heard from five miles away.
A mockingbird has been known to change its tune 87 times over a span minute span.
Alligators can live for more than 100 years.
"One thousand" contains Read more:Amazing
, Animals
, Amazing Facts
SmAll Tidbits of Info .... Amazing too!!! 2007-07-02 10:18:00 The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping Than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code Read more:Amazing
, Tidbits
FIFA and Numerology 2007-07-02 10:16:00 SEE THE INTERESTING FACT ABOUT FIFA
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*Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, he had won this title
for the last time in 1970.
If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964
*Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that
only in 1978.
And 1978 + 1986 = 3964
*Germany, though, won the world cup in 1990. Before that,
FACTS about NEPOLEON 2007-07-02 10:13:00 French in full Napoléon Bonaparte , original Italian Napoleone Buonaparte , byname the Corsican or the Little Corporal , French byname Le Corse or Le Petit Caporal French general, first consul (1799–1804), and emperor of the French (1804–1814/15), one of the most celebrated personages in the history of the West. He revolutionized military organization and training; sponsored the Napoleonic Code,
Some More Facts 2007-07-02 10:12:00 **The game of marbles was first introduced into Britain by the Romans. The world championship is held every year in Sussex
**Pearls are very pretty, but did you know it can take an oyster seven years to make one?
**Did you know that you share your birthday with about nine million other people around the world?
**Is your surname Smith?
If it is, you're not alone. There are enough Smiths in
Mind-blowing food facts! 2007-07-02 10:10:00 1 Pineapple is a natural painkiller The fruit contains anti-inflammatory enzymes that bring pain relief from conditions such as arthritis, according to a study at Reading University.
2 Pomegranate juice could prevent a heart attack This wonder juice is believed to improve blood flow to the heart and lower blood pressure.
3 Onions are natural antibiotics They might make your breath pong but Read more:facts
Long List of Amazing Facts 2007-07-02 09:55:00 38% of Americans eat breakfast everyday.
The "naked recreation and travel" industry has grown by 233% in the past decade.
In France, it is illegal for a person to kiss another on railways.
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.
Despite being over 27 times smaller, Norway's total coastline is longer than the USA's.
Toronto Read more:Amazing
, Amazing Facts
Believe It or NoT 2007-07-02 09:26:00 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.
Chewing gum while
ZABARDAST JOKEZ 2007-07-02 09:13:00 Good looking kaun? charming kaun?
Dashing kaun? Famous kaun?
Woh aap to nahi. Phir bacha kaun?
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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and
Pregnant with their first child. 2007-07-02 09:10:00 A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child
.
After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.
In very tiny letters, the stamp said
regnant with their first child. 2007-07-02 09:10:00 A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child
.
After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.
In very tiny letters, the stamp said
Santa's Wife is pregnant 2007-07-02 09:04:00 Santa speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant
, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" Santa shouts. "This is her *husband*!" Read more:Santa
BEARD 2007-07-05 11:17:00 A married man was visiting his "girlfriend"
When she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Really, I can't," he replied. " My wife loves this beard!!"
INTERVIEW 2007-07-05 11:14:00 A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary's position.
He thought of a question and asked each one of them: "A woman normally has two mouths, What's the difference between the two?"
The first one answered: One can talk but the other can't.
Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.
Third answered: one is hairy, the other isn't.
The last one answered: One
A BUNCH OF JOKES 2007-07-05 11:14:00 Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.
You
GATHER ALL RESOURCES B4 WORKING 2007-07-05 11:12:00 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
" Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!"
COMMON LINES AFTER PEOPLE GET DRUNK 2007-07-05 11:12:00 1. Tu Mera bhai hai...
2. Gaadi mai Chalunga...
3. Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai...
4. Tu bura mat manana bhai...
5. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
6. Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai...
7. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
8. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu...
9. Abe yaar kam to nahi padegi
10. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...
11. Baap ko mat Sikha.
12.
ATTENTION 2007-07-05 11:11:00 First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For
MAN POWER 2007-07-05 11:09:00 An Italian, a Frenchman and an Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we
MENTAL HOSPITAL 2007-07-05 11:06:00 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged
SOME RULES CANNOT BE FOLLOWED 2007-07-05 11:06:00 A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.
"John ," the new guy replied.
She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority
A Trip to Niagra Falls. 2007-07-05 09:32:00 Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls
. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
Getting To Heaven 2007-07-05 08:43:00 Little Johnny's exasperated mother finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"
Little Johnny thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's sake, Johnny, come in or stay out.'" Read more:Heaven
Geography Class 2007-07-05 08:42:00 "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked Little Johnny.
"I didn't have no breakfast," Little Johnny mumbled.
"You poor dear," said the teacher.
"Now, to return to our geography lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?"
"In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast." Read more:Geography
Pinky Business 2007-07-05 08:37:00 Little Johnny is walking outside, and the neighbor lady says "Hi, Little Johnny", and she wiggles her little pinky at him. Every day she does this.
Finally, Little Johnny asks just what is with this pinky business?
She says, "That's the size of your little pecker."
Little Johnny says, "Well that isn't very nice. After all, I don't go around saying,Hi Lady!", as he stretches his mouth super Read more:Pinky
, Business
Heaven 2007-07-05 08:36:00 "I really worry that I shall never meet you in heaven Little Johnny," the teacher said.
"Oh, how come ?" Johnny replied, "What sin have you committed?" Read more:Heaven
Defeat, Defense, Detail 2007-07-05 08:35:00 A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence.
Little Johnny was a smarty, so he answered with, "De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail." Read more:Defense
, Detail
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