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Travolta disapproves of anti-depressants! 2007-06-20 09:14:00 John Travolta says his thinking is in line with fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise, who has publicly defended the religion’s stance against psychiatry and the pharmaceutical industry.John Travolta was interviewed in W's July issue and like fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise, Travolta told the magazine that he is against psychiatric medication.Now, this is all fine and dandy, but begs the question...who gives a shit!Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know! ) at www.God-101.comhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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He thought it was safe to go in the water again! 2007-06-20 08:20:00 Just when Salman Rushdie thought
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again, an International row over his Knighthood this past weekend escalated after Islamic extremists placed a £80,000 bounty on the writer’s head.The British Government expressed its “deep concern” over reported comments by one of Pakistan’s ministers which suggested Rushdie’s knighthood could justify suicide attacks.The announcement comes amid continuing protests in Pakistan over the awarding of the honour to the controversial author. Earlier in the day Pakistan’s government summoned Britain’s high commissioner in Islamabad for talks on the escalating row.Salman Rushdie with his wife Padma. Rushdie was awarded an OBE this weekend, but Pakistan has demanded it be withdrawn.To show you how much anti-Muslim sentiment is prevalent in England, one of the countries top newspapers wrote this article;What Muslims Should Be Outraged Over:Throughout its history, Islam has been a religion of hatred. Spread by the swor
Abortion doctor killer gets another life sentence! 2007-06-20 07:19:00 I said a few days ago that religion and beliefs are areas of psychology that defy rational thought and produce tunnel vision in it's adherents.Here is another case of twisted thinking that can change a man's perception of reality. The long and short of it is that somehow he got it into his head that killing someone would save lives. (How screwed up is that!)A militant abortion opponent already serving 25 years to life for murdering a doctor who performed abortions was sentenced Tuesday in New York to another life term in prison.James Kopp's sentencing in a federal courtroom in Buffalo closed a case that began nearly nine years ago, when Dr. Barnett Slepian was killed in the kitchen of his suburban Amherst home by a sniper.Dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit and holding what appeared to be a yellow, plastic rosary, he showed no emotion as he was sentenced to life in prison, plus 10 years for the weapons charge. He also was ordered to pay $2.6 million US in restitution to the Slepian
America Is a Force for Good! 2007-06-20 06:47:00 In spite of what the perception of the United States is amongst some countries, and contrary to the awful headlines, the United States is steadily making the world a better place in which to live! Guest Post BY MARGARET WENTE; in the Canadian Edition of Readers Digest! These are grim times for America
’s reputation. It is the most hated country in the world. It’s widely regarded as, at best, a bully whose recklessness and arrogance have drained its moral authority—and, at worst, an evil empire that flouts international law and insists on imposing its will on everybody else. Its president is a dim-witted cowboy, its politics are poisonous, and its people are fat, uncultured spendthrifts. But contrary to the awful headlines and the international disdain, the United States is steadily making the world a spectacularly better place to live!If you want to meet people who actually like America, try a Starbucks in Beijing. Beijing has almost as many Starbucks as Seattle, and they’re cr Read more:Force
Five Year Old Arrested in Florida! 2007-06-19 07:22:00 Charged with Public Intoxication and Mischief!Your humble scribe;Allan W Janssenhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Now you know ...........the rest of the story! 2007-06-19 00:42:00 It's bad enough when tourists litter. Vandalism is getting out of hand!Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.comhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Traffic is slow in the usual spots! 2007-06-18 10:36:00 Here in London, Ontario we have some traffic jams, but then the light changes! Too bad you can't say the same thing for London England!http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Stupid is as stupid does! 2007-06-17 08:02:00 Lebanon, the West Bank and Gaza are all in a state of virtual civil war.Aided by Syria/Iran on one side and the United States on the other, Hamas and Fatah have escalated their sectarian fighting to unprecedented levels and the conflict has the potential to spread to other parts of the Middle-East as well. Israel has been on high alert for the last 60 years or so against Arab aggression and repeated calls to wipe them off the map. But, if things continue the way they are going, all the Israeli's will have to do in the next little while is sit back and laugh their asses off while the Arabs self-destruct!!!Not much from that area can surprise me anymore!Your "live from the front" scribe;Allan W JanssenAllan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.comhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Sunday Morning Funnies! 2007-06-17 07:10:00 Food Fight!Food fights are growing in popularity and intensity following an incident at a high school in Montreal that ended with two students facing assault charges, police say.Students are using the Internet to prepare for the fights, and then posting videos on websites such as YouTube, Montreal police said Thursday.Police say Wednesday's incident was the third food fight at a Montreal-area high school in a week.Two students ages 14 and 16 are expected to be summoned to court in the coming days to face charges for their role in the food fight.Police said the fight got out of hand and turned into a mini-riot that left two school officials and a police officer with minor injuries.More than 20 officers were needed to quell the fight and 12 people were charged with a smorgasbord of offenses!.Lucky Drink!A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing Read more:Sunday
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Asshole of the Week! 2007-06-16 07:06:00 This week's award for "Asshole of the Week" goes to Sheik Jassem Al-Mutawah for his explanation of the difference between men and women.That anyone could hold views like his goes to show that certain men in the Middle-East are still living in the twelfth century and need to be brought, (kicking and screaming) into the twenty first century.For a short video of his theories about the differences between the sexes see this clip from U-tube!Now, for all my loyal readers we have a quiz for you as well!Below is a list of 12 common everyday actions that assholes use, or as I like to refer to it, "The Dirty Dozen." Score yourself based on how frequently, or how little, you think you commit the following actions at work. 1 -- Never 2 -- Once a year 3 -- Once a month 4 -- Once a week 5 -- Daily -How often do you dish out personal insults? -How often do you invade the "personal territory" of others? -How often do you start uninvited physical contact with coworkers? -How often do
Saturday Morning Confusion! 2007-06-16 06:45:00 "Everyone is clear about the Ten Comandments but there seems to be a lot of confusion over the 12 Rules for Life and I would like to set the record straight!Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules really are: 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right." 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them. 7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?" 8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 10. Living well reall Read more:Morning
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Woman jailed for attack on man's testicles! 2007-06-15 12:26:00 A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and then a friend handed it back to Mr. Jones saying: Here, this is yours! (Don't date this woman!)Monti admitted to wounding and was jailed
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T.G.I.F. 2007-06-15 07:55:00 OH, OH! Nessie strikes again!What's the matter with kids these days?The return of Godzilla!Personally, I have no problem with the Jews at all! No sir!(Especially not her!)Can we say; "Jewish Princess?"http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Enough with the Evolution - Creation debate! 2007-06-14 08:40:00 I was sitting here this morning looking at the piece I wrote yesterday about evolution / creationism and it struck me that I am like Don Quixote, swinging away at windmills. No matter how good and pure my motives, it will all come to naught since I am fighting an enemy that has no real shape or form.It is a "belief" I aim my raillery at, without realizing that if this false assumption can initially withstand the scrutiny of cold hard facts, then any attempt by your poor author to change the minds of these people is an effort in futility! In other words, to put it very harshly and succinctly, these people are not thinking straight and the problem is not with their dis-belief of evolution, but rather the whole issue of being brainwashed by a mainstream Religion. I would have to approach the matter from the disease itself, rather than try and cure the symptoms. (Of which Creation
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Kim Jong-ill to produce "New Girls Gone Wild! 2007-06-13 15:05:00 Kim Jong-ill, Great Leader and impresario of North Korea reacted today on news that Joe Francis, creator of "Girls
Gone Wild," is in jail and will probably do a fair amount of time.Jong-ill said that "Girls Gone Wild" is one of his all time favourite shows and rather than have it go out of production, he will finance a "New Girls Gone Wild" himself.Mr. Kim is said to have a preference for long legged blonde's, but was quick to state that all types of different ladies would be featured on his show to satisfy the taste of any and all viewers.He said; "Diversity is the key to good entertainment and my production company will maintain the overall quality and choice of entertainment for discerning gentlemen such as myself!"Joe Francis was not available for comment but was rumoured to be O.K. with the deal as long as the program didn't deteriorate into what he called "Low Brow" entertainment along the line of the "Trailer Park Boys!"Your "on the scene" scribe;Allan W Janssenhttp://God-101. Read more:produce
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Just the Facts, Ma'am! 2007-06-13 07:57:00 I ran across some interesting observations on the Creationists / Evolutionists debate on Les's site S.E.B. and a few other locations. (We had some of this discussion a few days ago on Half of all Americans are idiots! Boy, this is a good way to make friends and influence people, eh!)Aside from the fact that 56% of Americans believe in Creationism while only 44% believe in Evolution, (These figures are arbitrary and should only be used as a general guideline.) it also found that the percentage of Creationists was quite a bit lower in Canada and even lower in the rest of the world!In spite of Fundamentalist Christian and Islamic pressure, the Southern, Catholic States are still 70% pro-Evolution, Great Britain and the Northern Countries of Europe are 80% pro-Evolution and Australia and New Zealand are 95% pro-Evolution, Compare this to the U.S. (56%-44%) where, in general, older adults (those 55 years of age and older), adults without a college degree, Republicans, conservatives, and
Religious Education is Child Abuse! 2007-06-12 09:36:00 "Maybe we need to start picketing fundamentalist churches and religions." --George my neighbor!"Maybe it's about time that we recognize religious mis-education as child abuse"." --"Slimbot (Jack) McGoo." (Creationism, Earth is only 6000 years old, Holy Wars, opposition to birth control, opposition to the use of condoms even though they prevents AIDS, Jihad,the Grand Canyon was formed by the great flood, opposition to stem cell research, opposition to pro-choice in abortions, dinosaurs lived at the same time as humans, suicide bombers, indoctrination in Sunday School, missionary work, opposition to eating meat on Fridays, opposition to women in the clergy, opposition to women being equal, having to learn Latin, opposition to working on a holy day [Friday, Saturday or Sunday], vows of poverty, getting hookers - or 72 virgins, mandatory sniping of boy's dick soon after birth, religious wars, female genital mutilation before puberty, burning witches at the stake, opposition to any scien Read more:Education
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It's a dog's life! 2007-06-12 06:50:00 A Belgian businessman rejected a Nigerian job applicant because the businessman said his own dog was racist and would bite non-whites, Belgian media reported Saturday. The 53-year-old man Nigerian told De Standaard newspaper he arrived at the Belgian's wrought-iron business and was immediately confronted by the barking dog. The Belgian turned the man away before he could even enter, and wrote on his labor office letter that he could not hire the man because of his color, adding there was a risk the dog would bite him.The local labor office has concluded that the Belgian was racist and has removed him from its list of potential employers."My dog is racist. Not me," the man told the newspaper!(Right, and Paris Hilton is only "acting" dumb!!)Your "hush, hush and on the Q.T." scribe;Allan W JanssenAllan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.comhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Michael Moore tells it like it is! 2007-06-11 21:14:00 I was listening to an interview with MichaelMoore
today on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation Radio Network (CBC Radio-1) and he made a statement that I hadn't really thought about before, but once I heard it, I fully agreed with him!(He was talking about his new movie "Sicko" which had it's North American Premier here in London last Friday.) During the filming of the movie, he took a man whose fingers had been accidentally cut off down to Cuba, and the medical system there re-attached his fingers for him ..... where it would have cost him tens of thousands of dollars to have it done in the U.S. without private insurance.Universal Health Care and the responsibility of the Government is what the movie explores!But, aside from the problems with health care in the States, (among other things)he made this comment; "It's so nice to be in a country where you are free, rather than having to look over your shoulder all the time like back home in the States."When asked what he meant, Mr. Read more:tells
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Once More....With Feeling ...Arab Chauvinism! 2007-06-11 08:21:00 Just as a reminder that attitudes about women must change. Here again is a video of what Arab kids are taught about women. (Yes, this guy really believes what he's saying, it's no joke!)(Note; this attitude is more cultural than religious and shows the Middle-Eastern Male's false "superiority" and "machismo!"!)Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 (what the church doesn't want you to know!) www.God-101.comhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Baby Boomer Mantra! 2007-06-10 18:45:00 First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because we were always outside playing.We would leave home in the morning and play all day Read more:Boomer
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Sunday Morning Funnies! 2007-06-10 08:11:00 Every once in a while I run across something that I look at and immediately wish that I had written it myself because it's so good! This is one of them from the "Manbottle Library." Unfortunately I have no idea who the author is, but boy, he's good!Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.A man answered, saying "Hello. "I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter? "Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' Read more:Sunday
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Paris and Bono....... Celebrity Whiners! 2007-06-09 17:26:00 This week saw Paris
Hilton revert back to infancy and cry for her Mommy when sent back to jail and witnessed Bono have a hissy-fit when he couldn't hijack Prime Minister Steven Harper of Canada. One of the world's biggest rock stars tore a strip off on Friday and accused him of blocking a meaningful deal on African aid at the G8 summit. (The leaders of the world's eight wealthiest democracies have pledged US$60 billion in aid to the world's poorest continent!)"It's completely false and the people saying this have no proof to their allegations," Harper said at a news conference as the summit ended in Germany. But Bono said he had numerous sources at the negotiating table. "It's as if we have the place bugged, because everybody tells us," he said. "We know who's causing the trouble and who isn't. We know that Canada blocked progress. We know that Harper blocked it." Bono said he doesn't believe the prime minister was too busy to meet with him at the summit - the leaders of the U Read more:Celebrity
Even more and better ways to bug a cat! 2007-06-08 07:55:00 Please!!!!Goodbye cruel world!Hangin' around on a Saturday night!I ain't no fuckin' poodle!!!The Green Hornet.Yea, right!Cat-sickle!ZAP!I ain't no fuckin' Chihuahua!Ha Ha!Yea..... Ha Ha!And finally, this little word to the wise!------------------------------------------------------------------------------http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Asshole of the Week! 2007-06-23 12:11:00 No Comment! No Analysis, No Reason, No Excuse, No Need! (.............................I wish these were brains!)http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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So, you think you're tough, eh! 2007-06-23 10:07:00 In Nigeria they no longer have a "pit-bull" problem like they do in North America! It seems....that they were all eaten by the hyenas!http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Saturday Morning Confusion! 2007-06-23 07:50:00 When you look at the government and say to yourself; "What are they going to do next?" it doesn't take long to come up with an answer. The latest technology being used to keep us in a constant state of confusion and apprehension just might be the "Stink-Bomb" and "The Gay Bomb."From deep within the files of the C.I.A., your fearless investigative reporter has come up with a startling piece of news. Under a hush, hush, top secret contract with N.S.A. and other defense organizations, the U.S. army is attempting to develop a chemical weapon that will give different ethnic and ideological groups a distinct "smell".For example, it could genetically produce a certain "smell" that would be secreted from ethnic Chinese, or Blacks or East Indians or even people from Iowa. There would also be certain odors that can be chemically introduced through food or by aerosols into other groups such as foreign religious organizations or ideological groups. The Army proposal specifically calls for the "pr Read more:Saturday
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The Baby Face of Hate! 2007-06-22 11:23:00 GUEST POST: MEMRI releases an astonishing example of the "true Muslim" faith. By David Tell; IF THERE WERE JUSTICE in the universe, the Middle East Media Research Institute would already have been awarded some kind of special-achievement Pulitzer Prize. MEMRI has pioneered the careful translation, and dissemination to European and American audiences, of print and broadcast news sources in the Arab world. The group's work now pops up everywhere; here in the States, hardly a week goes by when some major daily or cable news show doesn't make use of a MEMRI translation. And the cumulative effect of such translations is--or ought to be, at least--roughly analogous to the body blow struck against European philo-communism by the first Western publication of Alexander Solzhenitsyn's novels in the 1960s. Here, really for the first time, non-Arabic speaking Westerners are being given a direct, first-person look into a previously unseen gulag. Only this time there is no barbed wire, the prison
New help line here on "Perspective" 2007-06-22 10:22:00 Aside from using this blog as an outlet for my own rants and raves, I find more and more people writing me for help with their own problems. As a public service I am going to start an occasional "help line" for anyone who has a problem they don't seem to be able to come to terms with themselves!Here is the first;Dear Allan;The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone a hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home get my husbands help but when I got there, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the bedroom mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heeled shoes. He was also wearing my makeup. A am 32 and my husband is 34. We have been married for 12 years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed up in my lingerie because he couldn’t find any of his own underwear. However, when I asked him about the makeup, he broke down an Read more:Perspective
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