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FLIES! 2007-07-13 15:38:00 Why aren't flies afraid of people? A lot of bigger things are!(I sure wish they were! The little bastards!)http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Images that are "special" 2007-07-13 13:20:00 Take a long hard look at the faces of these Washington men!They live in the insular world of Washington. People that inhabit this world don't have a clue as to what the average American thinks! Yet, these are the same men who are sitting around the "Iraq Study Group" and trying to figure out how the average Arab thinks and feels!!!It's certainly no wonder things are so fucked up over there!On a lighter note, I ran across this little gem I'd like to pass along.I have absolutely no idea why I find this so funny, but I sure do!Allanhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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All Shook Up 2007-07-13 11:20:00 Kim Jong-ill, glorious leader of North Korea has been embarrassed by foreign politicians.It seems that at a party for visiting Chinese officials last week-end Glorious Leader lead a karaoke party where he sang a few of his favorite Elvis Presley songs. The only problem was the Kin Jong-ill was used to a local crowd who would naturally applaud with great enthusiasm and tell him how wonderful he was.Instead, these were Chinese officials who weren't that crazy about him to begin with and rather than the usual platitudes, he was greeted with a barrage of jeers and howls of laughter.Apparently Kim baby was livid and next day North Korea's security agency ordered the shutdown of all karaoke bars, saying they are a threat to society, a South Korean newspaper reported Wednesday.Refugees from the reclusive state say such outlets are largely located in the northern region that borders China and are frequented by merchants involved in cross-border business rather than ordinary citizens.The Nort
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! 2007-07-13 07:51:00 I'm not sure if I have all my facts straight, but let me give it a try!If the aim of a group Terrorists is to de-stabilize an area to get rid of someone, (like the U.S.) then perhaps they can accomplish their objectives with the use of terror to make the region unappealing to the occupiers.If, one the other hand, the aim of terror is to overthrow an existing governing body (i.e. the Christian West or a local secular Government) then the thinking is totally wrong and absurd.If the Muslim fundamentalists hope to achieve worldwide, or even regional implementation of their ideals and policies (Islamic Fundamentalism) through terror, then unless they have greater military power than the existing government they are seriously deluded. (Of course how can you expect rational thought from someone who is willing to blow themselves up for a cause!)Islamic fundamentalism will not be implemented through terror, rather the opposite will occur. The people who are being terrorized will eventually ris
NEW LOOK! 2007-07-17 19:02:00 Changing times and different outlooks. Now a new format for the blog. Allanhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Spider Man has a Fit! 2007-07-17 11:44:00 It seems that fighting crime got to be too much for our hapless hero!http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Binge Drinking! 2007-07-17 08:30:00 Guys, something I have suspected for years has finally been proven! Binge drinking and wanton, gratuitous sex are actually GOOD for you. The next time the Missus (Or the Missus Herself in my case) gets on your case about the partying, simply crank up the volume on the computer machine and let her listen to this. BINGE DRINKING !Presented as a public service!. Allanhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Suits Ahoy! 2007-07-17 07:40:00 From the "Perspective" science desk we have this latest bit.Future explorers on the Moon and Mars could be outfitted in lightweight, high-tech spacesuits that offer far more flexibility than the bulky suits that have been used for spacewalks in the 1960s."When we get back to the Moon and on Mars, we're not going there to stay in a habitat," said Dava Newman, professor in the Department of Aeronautics and Astronautics and Engineering Systems here at MIT. "EVA becomes ... a primary function," she said.The Bio-Suit System, Newman said, would provide life support through mechanical counter pressure where pressure is applied to the entire body through a tight-fitting suit with a pressurized helmet for the head. Ongoing research is targeted at understanding, simulating, and predicting capabilities of suited astronauts in a variety of scenarios -- be they performing simple motions or more complex movement, such as overhead or cross-body reach, stepping up, or trudging across an exotic landsc Read more:Suits
The Weight 2007-07-16 18:54:00 Remember, no matter how life treats you, don't let it get you down!http://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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Building a Picture! 2007-07-16 09:43:00 After a lot of very careful manipulation with the giant crane, they managed to set the Moon gently on the crest of the highest hill. Here a surveyor takes the final measurements before it's anchored!Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 at www.God-101.comhttp://God-101.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/full
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This ain't Disney! 2007-07-15 19:29:00 You remember some months back I told you about a Mickey Mouse type of character (Farfour) on Hamas Al-Aqsa TV that was being used by Islamic Fundamentalists to indoctrinate and brain wash young children!At the time there was world wide condemnation of this to the point that Al-Aqsa TV had to promise to remove the offensive character from their programming. Like all Islamic Fundamentalists, these lying bastards took Farour off the air all right, by making him a myartyr that was killed by an Israeli soldier! Following the "martyrdom" of Hamas's Al-Aqsa TV's Mickey Mouse-like character Farfour at the hands of an Israeli soldier ( MEMRI TV ) on the Pioneers of Tomorrow children's show, the show introduced a new character, Nahoul the Bee, who vowed to continue in Farfour's path of "Islam, heroism, martyrdom, and the mujahideen." The following are excerpts from the Pioneers of Tomorrow show featuring Nahoul the Bee, which aired on Al-Aqsa TV on this Friday July 13, 2007. TO VIEW THIS C Read more:Disney
You can run, but you can't hide! 2007-07-19 16:21:00 There is a site called " Religious Tolerance " that gives a fair and unbiased view of all the major World Religions and I find them quite refreshing to read since they offer many different theological points of view. I have on occasion written a few essays and pieces for them over the past year and apparently this put me on the radar for a dedicated group of missionaries that now seem determined to bring me around to their way of thinking.The best I can figure is that since I am a self professed Agnostic and not an outright Atheist they feel that a barrage of biblical quotes and twisted logic will bring me around to their point of view. (The woman I talked about a few days ago is one of them!)They didn't complain when I talked about the Muslims or the Hindu's or whatever, but as soon as I questioned their core beliefs (The Divinity of Jesus, etc.) they were on me like a pack of hounds.(It's the old story that you can run down somebody else's faith but don't dare question mine!)The
Lymphoma Survival! 2007-07-19 15:17:00 If you know ANYONE that has Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma please tell them about this site. It could save their life! My wife is a testament to this!http://lymphomasurvival.com/ Or go HERE! Your "just what the doctor ordered" scribe;Allan W Janssen
Roasted! 2007-07-19 09:32:00 Might as well jump in with both feet. Music is crap since "My Music" came out in the 60's and 70's. The Missus Herself (if she is well enough) and I are going downtown here in London next week to see the Moody Blues. This is one hell of a lot better entertainment that my son wanting to see that black wanna-be asshole Eminem, or just about anybody else making music now a days. (With a few exceptions) The same holds true for Television. Last night they had a "Celebrity Roast for William Shatner" that was one of the lamest programs I have seen in years. As a matter of fact the only ones worse were the roasts for Pam Anderson and Tom Arnold. Back in the sixties and seventies when the Friars Club was putting on these Roasts we had the creame de la creame of Hollywood and Vegas with Dean Martin as the host.These programs have become classics and some of the routines by the likes of Don Rickles, Bob Hope, Johnny Carson, Jerry Lewis, Betty White, Bob Newhart, Redd Foxx and dozens of others w Read more:Roasted
We got trouble in River City! 2007-07-19 09:09:00 Well, Brattleboro, Vermont to be more precise, and the problem isn't pool but rather wrinkled up, gnarly, disgusting naked old men. Skinny dipping is a rite of passage in this small Vermont town except last year some of the teems started flirting with nudity by hanging out naked downtown!!!!!No, really!Officials decided to let winter take care of the problem and it did until this week when some old guy wearing nothing but a pack back and sneakers went for a stroll through the main street of town, sending women and children screaming in horror!Town officials quickly passed an emergency by-law banning nudity on public roads. If you're caught they now give you a $100- dollar fine and whack your pee-pee with a board! (It's true!!! I stand by anything I say in this blog, unless it's really bad, in which case I will blame my brother-in-law because it's about time he started becoming a responsible adult!)Your "The Naked Truth" Scribe;Allan W JanssenAllan W Janssen is the author of The Pl Read more:River
My home town! (Tree) 2007-07-18 14:47:00 A just completed analysis of thousands of skulls shows modern humans originated from a single point in Africa, and finally lays to rest the idea of multiple origins, British scientists said on Wednesday. Most researchers agree that mankind spread out of Africa starting about 80,000 years ago and slowly established Stone Age cultures throughout Europe, Asia and Australia.But a minority have argued, using skull data, that divergent populations evolved independently in different areas.The genetic evidence has always strongly supported the single origin theory, and now results from a study of more than 6,000 skulls held around the world in academic collections supports this case."We have combined our genetic data with new measurements of a large sample of skulls to show definitively that modern humans originated from a single area in Sub-Saharan Africa," said Andrea Manica of the University of Cambridge's Department of Zoology.Manica and colleagues wrote in the journal Nature that variati
In the Name of the Lord! 2007-07-18 07:03:00 Got some mail today of the type that I usually ignore, (Especially if there are any biblical quotations involved!) but what the Hell, I haven't replied to one of these in a long time so here goes. This was actually addressed to the book God-101 website.Honey, you need to read your Bible. Jesus not only said He was the Son of God, but He said, at the Last Supper: 'for this is My blood, the blood of the covenant, to be poured out in behalf of many for the forgiveness of sins.' Matthew 26:28. Also 'I am the Way, the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father, except through Me.' John 14:6. In fact, this is one of the reasons why He was crucified. He was killed because He claimed to be One with God. Be very careful what you claim. Jesus also said 'On the other hand, it would be better for anyone who leads astray one of these little ones who believe in Me, to be drowned by a millstone around his neck in the depths of the sea.' Matthew 18:6. Take care that you don't confuse fact
Islamic Power Play! 2007-07-22 12:34:00 Every few months another story hits the news: Terrorist plot uncovered, Muslims implicated. Since the tragedy of 9/11, Muslims have remained under intense scrutiny, and more than a few North Americans and Europeans have called the religion "evil." (The fact of the matter is that it is a small number of the extremist clergy who are "evil." The sheep just follow them like......... sheep!)People still wonder: Why aren't Muslims saying--or doing--enough to condemn terrorism and violence? Is Islam really a religion of violence?The truth is, American Muslims are constantly condemning terrorism and religious extremism, unambiguously and in the strongest possible ways. But, many Muslims complain, their words and actions are not being heard! So we sought out some of the country's most prominent Muslims, who battle these misconceptions everyday, to get their answers on this question: What is it about Islam, the Qur'an, and the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad that drives Muslims to reject ex Read more:Islamic
God Damn the Pusher! 2007-07-22 09:19:00 "God Damn the Pusher" is the title of a song written by Hoyt Axton and performed by John Kay and Steppenwolf back in 1968. The reason I mention this tune is because it can be just as relevant today, but in a totally different way. The "Pushers" I am referring to are the Televangelist and Evangelists here in North America and the Islamic Fundamentalist Clergy in the Muslim world. Both groups are doing just as much harm as the drug pusher because they advocate the "Drug" of extremist religion. It doesn't matter whether it's a rally call against modern science, reason and evolution, or the blare of trumpets proclaiming a particular version of Islamic Jihad, they are a drug that the masses can well do without!The only real defense we have against these "fundamentalists and extremists" is constant vigilance and a sane and reasoned approach to their attempts to lead us down the garden path. (That would be the Garden of Eden boys and girls!)I mention this because I ran across a book the oth
Sunday Morning Funnies! 2007-07-22 08:00:00 Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.You got nice house........"-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Wo Read more:Sunday
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Brother can you spare a dime? 2007-07-21 13:39:00 We made a list, and we checked it twice. Gotta find out, who's both rich and nice!A lot of lists going around about the richest Americans but this is a list I compiled about the richest of Americans of all time that are: 1. Rich 2. Rich adjusted for today's dollar 3. Rich adjusted to the % of GDP they owned for their time 4. Known by the Public John D Rockefeller, Oil, 192 BillionCornelius Vanderbilt, Railroads, 143 BillionJohn Jacob Astor Family, Real Estate, 116 BillionBill Gates, Microsoft, 82 billionAndrew Mellon, Banker - Industrialist, 78 BillionSam Walton Family, Retailer, 54 BillionHenry Ford Family, Industrialist, 53 BillionAndrew Carnegie, Industrialist - U.S. Steel, 48 BillionJ.P. Morgan, Banker - Chase Manhattan, 46 BillionWarren Buffet, Investments, 45 BillionThere were some others such as Stephen Girard - 83 Billion, A. Steart - 70 Bilion, Fred Weyerhaeusen - 68 Billion, Jay Gould - 67 Billion, Stephen Van Resselaer - 64 Billion and Marshall Field -61 Billion but not to Read more:Brother
Islamic Reformation! 2007-07-21 10:37:00 It's always darkest before the dawn is true in more ways than one. We have Islamist terrorists on one hand and guys like this on the other. A very inspirational piece that bears repeating here!GUEST POST: Losing My Jihadism, Opinion - Mansour al-NogaidanThe Washington Post:Islam needs a Reformation
. It needs someone with the courage of Martin Luther.This is the belief I’ve arrived at after a long and painful spiritual journey. It’s not a popular conviction — it has attracted angry criticism, including death threats, from many sides. But it was reinforced by Sept. 11, 2001, and in the years since, I’ve only become more convinced that it is critical to Islam’s future.Muslims are too rigid in our adherence to old, literal interpretations of the Koran. It’s time for many verses — especially those having to do with relations between Islam and other religions — to be reinterpreted in favor of a more modern Islam. Daniel Shayesteh talks about his former life as a member of th Read more:Islamic
ASSHOLES OF THE WEEK! 2007-07-21 07:08:00 I think we could safely make the Taliban assholes of the week first, and then Al-Qaeda the next week and then just keep switching back and forth.Just read a rather detailed report on Islamist militant groups this week and it seems their main purpose, (other than fighting amongst themselves) is to drive a wedge between Muslims and Non-Muslims. I would have to say they are doing a fairly good job of it.The real shame in all this would be the relationship with the vast majority of Muslims (not Islamists) that is suffering because they refuse to speak up about injustices carried out by these assholes. The latest example of this is that the two Germans kidnapped near Kabul in Afghanistan this week have been killed, a spokesman for the Taliban has said.The spokesman, Qari Yousuf Ahmadi, said the Taliban's demand that Germany withdraw its 3,000 troops in Afghanistan had been ignored. Local police said the Germans, whose identity has not been revealed, were seized with six Afghan colleagues o
Saturday Morning Confusion! 2007-07-21 06:44:00 Way too confused this morning. Nothing comes to mind. Will try later when less confused!Allan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 at www.God-101.com Read more:Morning
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Mid-East Justice! 2007-07-20 16:53:00 Still don't believe that most of the Middle-East is still living in the Dark Ages?Read this from "The Times" of London: (WARNING, graphic violence!)The horrific final hours of a Kurdish woman murdered on the instructions of her father and uncle because she had brought “shame” on her family were revealed to a court yesterday.A series of secret prison recordings showed that Banaz Mahmod’s killers had laughed as they raped and tortured her, before Mohamad Hama, a hired thug, stamped on her neck while strangling her with a ligature to “force out her soul”.For two hours Miss Mahmod, 20, endured the ritualistic “honour killing” at the hands of a gang hired by her father, Mahmod Mahmod, 52, and uncle Ari Mahmod, 50. The men, who had fled to Britain from Iraq more than ten years ago, were enraged with Miss Mahmod because she had begun a relationship with someone of whom they did not approve.In conversations with visitors to Belmarsh prison, Hama, 31, revelled in the sadistic att Read more:Justice
I'm Just a City Boy! 2007-07-20 16:06:00 SEATTLE 3,600,000FRANKFURT 4,100,000DUBAI 1,400,000SYDNEY 4,200,000SAO PAULO 18,300,000SEOUL 20,800,000SHENZHEN 6,200,000KUALA LUMPUR 1,600,000TORONTO 5,100,000 (My home town!)SINGAPORE 3,800,000TOKYO 32,000,000SHANGHAI 13,100,000NEW YORK 21,000,000CHICAGO 9,500,000HONG KONG 6,900,000
Praise the Lord and Pass the Amunition! 2007-07-20 15:26:00 Guest Post: Andrew HigginsLate last year, a Swedish hotel guest named Stefan Jansson grew upset when he found a Bible in his room. He fired off an email to the hotel chain, saying the presence of the Christian scriptures was “boring and stupefying.” This spring, the Scandic chain, Scandinavia’s biggest, ordered the New Testaments removed.In a country where barely 3% of the population goes to church each week, the affair seemed just another step in Christian Europe’s long march toward secularism. Then something odd happened: A national furor erupted. A conservative bishop announced a boycott. A leftist radical who became a devout Christian and talk-show host denounced the biblical purge in newspaper columns and on television. A young evangelical Christian organized an electronic letter-writing campaign, asking Scandic: Why are you removing Bibles but not pay-porn on your TVs?Scandic, which had started keeping its Bibles behind the front desk, put the New Testament back in guest Read more:Praise
Sex Education. 2007-07-20 13:48:00 Nigerian schoolchildren who received laptops from a U.S. aid organization have used them to explore pornographic sites on the Internet, the official News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reported Thursday.NAN said its reporter had seen pornographic images stored on several of the children's laptops."Efforts to promote learning with laptops in a primary school in Abuja have gone awry as the pupils freely browse adult sites with explicit sexual materials," NAN said. A representative of the One Laptop Per Child aid group was quoted as saying that the computers, part of a pilot scheme, would now be fitted with filters.Your "pound of flesh" scribe;Allan W JanssenAllan W Janssen is the author of The Plain Truth About God-101 at www.God-101.com Read more:Education
Come-on-in-a My Space 2007-07-24 19:28:00 MySpace
.com has found more than 29,000 registered sex offenders with profiles on the popular social networking Web site — more than four times the number cited by the company two months ago, officials in two states Tuesday. North Carolina's Roy Cooper is one of several attorneys general who recently demanded the News Corp.-owned Web site provide data on how many registered sex offenders were using the popular social networking site, along with information about where they live.After initially withholding the information, citing federal privacy laws, MySpace began sharing the information in May after the states filed formal legal requests.At the time, MySpace said it had already used a database it helped create to remove about 7,000 profiles of sex offenders, out of a total of about 180 million profiles on the site.Cooper's office said Tuesday, however, that now the figure has risen past 29,000."I'm absolutely astonished and appalled because the number has grown so exponentially o
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