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boxing cartoon 2007-06-15 22:37:35
From the Gibbleguts twisted cartoon collection.
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madonna cartoon 2007-06-14 11:51:10
I guess this is the reason that Madonna never wears those pointy bras anymore.
flirting husband 2007-06-14 11:46:57
Hmmmm….that’s what my girlfriend means by calling me a big flirt. It’s all so clear now.
space shuttle astronauts 2007-06-12 23:21:32
How nervous are shuttle astronauts
you ask?
They’re so nervous you couldn’t drive a pin up their asses with a sledge hammer.
If you put a dime on a railroad track and let trains run over it for a week, you wouldn’t be able to slide it between their butt cheeks. That’s how nervous they are.
science project 2007-06-10 22:42:01
Makes you feel kind of itchy just looking at it.
granny teen bashing 2007-06-09 09:28:10 Always approach the elderly with care. They can be extremely unpredictable at times.
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when turtles attack 2007-06-09 09:01:28 Check out this video of a little turtle attack
ing a cat. He must have done something to piss him off.
Fathers Day Guide to Family Road Trips 2007-06-09 08:20:21
Rule Number 1
As captain of the ship, you and only you will determine pee stops. Family
members must synchronize their pee breaks with one another. Only one pee break every 500 miles. This rule must be strictly enforced.
Rule Number 2
Farting in the car is necessary to relieve boredom. Even though your family may appear to be grossed out by your farting, they actually find it funny.
Rule Number 3
Every driver on the road is an idiot except you. It is ok to use profanity in front of your children if in a rage induced by another driver’s stupidity.
Rule Number 4
You must drive non stop, day and night, until you reach your destination. Even if your road weariness is endangering the lives of your loved ones. If you are tired, do not admit to it. This is a sign of unmanliness.
Rule Number 5
Pass several vehicles at a time, even if you must do so on a solid line or a blind corner. Though family members may appear to be white with fear, they are actually very impressed. It is imperat Read more:Fathers
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dog bites mailman 2007-06-23 07:48:19
Tag:dog cartoons, pet cartoon, funny dog comic
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Dog inherits squeaky toy cartoon 2007-06-20 23:14:26
Tag: cartoons,dogs,funny,comics,will,pets,animals
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coffee break 2007-06-19 22:37:43
This cartoon was actually inspired by a real-life event. I was at my friends house when I noticed their cat having a bowl movement in the sandbox whilst their 3 year old was playing blissfully right next to him. Thanks to the boy’s mother…I also learned that cats do always land on their feet no matter how high you fling them.
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turd twister 2007-06-25 22:53:49
Tags:dog cartoon turd poo poop funny
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Pink flamingo cartoon 2007-06-30 00:06:48
Hef-like Flamingo orders himself up a harem of pink plastic babes.
spammer cartoon 2007-07-03 10:17:22
How this cartoon came about: After arriving home after a week- long holiday, it took me 2 hours to filter through the pile of spam that came in while I was away. I vented my frustration by drawing up this spammer
cartoon.
Cheap Russian Monitors 2007-07-02 21:22:57
How I got the idea for this cartoon: I’m sure I’ve had one of these monitors. A few years back I bought a cheap computer monitor from Costco. It only took about two weeks to link sudden bouts of migraines to the new monitor.
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California Highway Patrol shoots cyclist 2007-07-02 21:13:08 Strange News
The CaliforniaHighwayPatrol
shot a cyclist dead on the Bay Bridge. The cyclist was carrying a sawed-off shotgun, two handguns and had his body wrapped in cellophane. It appears the cops mistook him for a giant Twinkie and when they tried to unwrap him, he opened fire, with the cyclist on the losing end of a brief gun battle.
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McCarthy era propaganda cartoon 2007-07-01 08:57:09
Hilarious US government anti-communism propaganda film from 1948. Despite the fact that their sole purpose was to create fear and distrust between fellow Americans, they did keep a lot of animators working.
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Princess Diana 2007-07-01 08:24:07
Mohamed Al Fayed, father of Dodi and possible father-in-law of PrincessDiana
, filed a lawsuit against the CIA, claiming they have documents proving the Royal Family had the pair killed. He could be right, it was actually a CIA agent in that tunnel, disguised as a cement pillar.
A few more things to rant about…
Canadian Navy officials are surprised to learn of a report that uncovered numerous sexual liaisons between the crew of navy ships after they went co-ed. In upcoming US/Canada naval exercises, the US intends firing Viagra-loaded projectiles at the Canadian vessels.
A California judge has cleared the way for a class action suit against Microsoft. The suit alleges Microsoft overcharged consumers. In retaliation, Bill Gates is buying California.
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amazing stop frame animation 2007-06-30 22:05:51
This incredibly cool stop frame animation proves you don’t need a big Hollywood budget to produce cutting edge animated video. Very cool.
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Around the World in 80 Days 2007-06-30 21:32:51 Drivers and their vehicles in the ‘Around the World
in 80 Days’ rally arrived on the west coast of North America this week. So far the vintage vehicles have been on the road for over 50 days and have bumped and skidded across Europe and China, enduring heat, dust, exhaustion, wildlife, hostile territory and sickness, with only half of those that originally set out still on the road.
There may be more dropouts when they reach the first major U.S. city. There they’ll have to endure car-jackings, road rage, highway patrolmen and high gas prices.
God help them if they have to stop at a garage for repairs.
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Snake eating a rat cartoon 2007-07-07 08:37:24
Your basic ’snake devouring a rat in a restaurant’ cartoon. Classic cartoon humor!
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On-board navigation cartoon 2007-07-05 10:00:30
My friend was demonstrating his car’s OnStar GPS system. I thought to myself “Hmmm there’s a funny cartoon idea”.
QVC guys stabs himself 2007-07-05 09:37:00
Check out this funny but painful video clip of a QVC infomercial guy displaying a novelty Samarai sword. Hilarious!
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nasty squirrel cartoon 2007-07-10 16:42:41
I came up with the cartoon after reading in the local newspaper about a rogue squirrel in the park that was biting seniors. The authorities hunted down and disposed of the little hellion. (A little harsh don’t you think?) Anyway, I drew up this little squirrel cartoon in his memory. (Rest in peace little fellow)
Funny video of a QVC host stabbing himself 2007-07-10 10:58:23
There’s nothing more annoying than those stupid QVC infomercials. So when I saw this clip of a QVC guy accidentally stabbing himself on live TV with one of his shoddy products, I just had to laugh.
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Vintage Camel Cigarette TV commercial 2007-07-13 22:01:29
If this wasn’t so disgusting it would be funny.
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Four out of five doctors surveyed said they prefer Camel
cigarettes?
Snappin’ arseholes!! This has to be the lowest point in advertising history. What a bunch of scums bags. What’s even worse is the fact that the networks aired these ads. Or how about the Surgeon General, or the College of Physicians….why weren’t they outraged over this? Kind of makes you go hmmmmmmmm. Could it be that they were all being greased by the tobacco industry. Naaaa…that couldn’t be.
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elderly driver cartoon 2007-07-12 10:17:31
This cartoon was inspired by Mrs.Webster, who ran over every kid’s bike in our neighborhood at least once.
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