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The Blog 300 Challenge 2006-10-22 19:16:00 Saturday will be Blog 225, which plus the 75 lists/ jokes and columns I released last year will make it blog 300.
What should Saturday's list be titled:
[No rules this time.]
In the event of multiple ... Read more:Challenge
Things To Get Kicked Out Of Sex Addicts Anonymous Meeting 2006-10-22 19:08:00 How To Get Kicked Out Of Sex Addicts
Anonymous MeetingOne Place Where We'd All Love To Get The Boot
Let me tell you all why the dolphins at Sea World are no longer my friend.
I'm starting to t...
My Quitting Speech 2006-10-20 18:13:00 My QuittingSpeech
Dir sir, madam or jerk:Possibly all three.
I recently won the lottery grand prize. As of today I am giving two weeks notice and calling in sick while I use the internet to spread su... Read more:Quitting Speech
How To More Enjoy Yourself When Watching A Mime 2006-10-19 16:49:00 How To More Enjoy Yourself
When Watching
A Mime
Release a pit bull that hates make up, pretend nobody in the audience can see it attack. When he "acts," like he's getting bit everyone give him a sta...
The Top Ten Commandments Of MySpace 2006-10-18 19:08:00 The Top Ten Commandments
Of MySpace
I am the Lord thy Tom, thou shall have no other Tom's before me.
Thou shall not subscribe to any graven websites, IE Friendster or Facebook.
Thou sh...
Seven Answers To "Do You Have The Time?" 2006-10-18 17:23:00 Seven Answers To "Do You Have The Time?"When You Feel Like Messing With Someone's Head
Is that some twisted metaphor about how you want to wind up my gears and make me run backwards?
Judging by the... Read more:Seven
The Friday Challenge - The Edge 2006-10-18 14:52:00 What an innocent bystander would here during a threesome between [A Celebrity], [A Super Hero], [A Cartoon Character] and [A Farm Animal].
Not that you have a right to call yourself innocent if ... Read more:Challenge
, Friday
Overheard At A Hollywood Garage Sale 2006-10-17 16:15:00 Overheard At A HollywoodGarage
Sale
That casting couch isn't for sale. Too many memories.
I think this aisle could use a Palattes instructor.
Should someone tell Michael Jackson that Macaulay Cul...
The Wrong Things To Say When Calling In Sick 2006-10-24 17:27:00 The Wrong
Things To Say When Calling
In Sick
I didn't want to be the only person less productive than the boss.
Who would have thought the drugs from the company picnic would have knocked me out for...
What To Say During A Mental Break Down 2006-10-25 14:36:00 What To Say During A Mental Break
Down If You Still Want Some Time To Yourself
Of course I'll collate those for you. Just let me get a pencil, the stapler and my gun.
Before I do anything boss...
Ten Things I Learned In 300 Blogs 2006-10-25 18:49:00 Ten Things I Learned
In 300 Blogs
With No Emphasis On The BS Of Blogging
Note, this blog actually violates principle 5. So until Saturday there will be only one post a day. But when Ken made this chall...
Bad Things To Say When Responding To A Personal Ad 2006-10-29 17:28:00 Bad Things To Say When Responding To A Personal
Ad
I'd write more often but I don't get to use the computer that often in prison. Say, could you send more cigarettes? It would help bribe my boyfrie... Read more:Bad Things
What To Say When Driving Someone To The Airport 2006-10-28 19:07:00 What To Say When Driving
Someone To The AirportIf You Don't Want To Drive Them Again
Sometimes the voices in my head argue with the traffic signs.
Thanks so much for your faith in me. Nobody else h...
A Brief Note - 101 Unpublished Lists 2006-10-27 17:45:00 Those who have won the free download for the first eBook 101 Unpublished Lists
Volume 1 will receive the link to download it on Monday 10/30/06. The buy link will be enabled the following day.
A few ... Read more:Brief
The good, the bad & the ugly career choices 4 people with turrets 2006-10-25 12:25:00 Bad Career Choices If You Have Turrets
Ice Cream Truck Driver - Here's Your God Damn Rocky Road!
Jump Master - Get The Hell Out Of The Plane, Now!Ball sacs! Another one jumped without the chute!
H... Read more:people
, choices
Fun Things To Say In A Crystal Shop 2006-10-31 15:17:00 Fun Things To Say In A Crystal
Shop
Who wants to help me count jumping jacks?
Go long!
You call those giant arm circles?
Did anyone see the German Shepard that was on the other end of this leash?...
The Friday Challenge 2006-11-01 16:29:00 The FridayChallenge
How to get your [BLANK] kicked out of [BlANK] with a [BLANK].
Example:
How to get your [lab partner] kicked out of [science class] with a [BLANK]....
Nine Reasons Nice Guys Finish Last 2006-11-02 18:05:00 Nine Reasons
Nice Guys Finish
Last
"OK, I'll stop, call the PI and help you reconnect with your roots is the wrong answer to, "Who's your daddy?"
"Do me," isn't always the mafia term for ...
How To Get George Bush Kicked Out Of Office With A Weed Wacker 2006-11-04 16:09:00 How To Get George
Bush Kicked Out of Office With a Weed Wacker
The Friday Challenge - Topic Suggested By Bobby
Yell, "Oh my God, Bush has a power tool and Dick Cheney has a gun." Then yell, "E...
Groups For Bloggers/ Comedy Writers/ Comedy Fans 2006-11-04 17:29:00 Some Tools For Bloggers & One For Comedy
Fans
This is going to be a rare time when I do a double post. Since I have bloggers and comedy writers as subscribers and I also have comedy fans I want to... Read more:Groups
, Writers
As Much As I Like Reality Shows 2006-11-04 16:46:00 NBC is not going to pander to the lowest common denominator by producing your idea, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy: The Prison Years.
And my producers found the pilot title Doin' Hard Time O...
Eight Rules Of Building An Empire 2006-11-04 20:15:00 Eight Rules
Of Building
An Empire
Know your audience and make your focus clear.
Only develop, sell and promote your own products. Here's an example of why: As an Amazon.com affiliate I mad... Read more:Eight
Quotes That Will Get You Kicked Off The Shooting Range 2006-11-05 19:04:00 Quotes That Will Get You Kicked Off The Shooting Range
If she didn't want me to shoot at her, she shouldn't have told me her name was Bambi.
Do any of these ranges have instructions in Braille... Read more:Quotes
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