Audio Sex by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)
2007-06-13 05:53:00
The Malay
Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:Excerpt:"What a lot of people don't understand is the importance of sound in sex.The Japanese, as seen through their repertoire of adult videos and hentai, knows the importance of good sound, a good voice, when it comes to fucking.Take, for example, the cast of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Every single one of them has a good voice. Voices I could listen to all day long." Read further...
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Drug suspect dies in lobby of courthouse
2007-06-12 06:24:00
JOHOR BARU: A man accused of drug possession died after he fainted at the lobby
of the courthouse here. Lai Yick King, 31, was brought to the Sessions Court on Monday for his case to be mentioned at about 10am. At about 11am, prosecuting officer Asst Supt Aziz Baba called for an ambulance when he noticed that Lai was looking pale and had difficulty breathing. "As we came out of the lift (into the lobby of the courthouse), he collapsed. The ambulance had just arrived so they gave him first aid, but they could not revive him," said ASP Aziz. The exact cause of his death has yet to be ascertained. A post-mortem is to be performed. Lai was charged under Section 39A(2), 39A(1), and 12 (3) of the Dangerous Drugs Act. He had been detained at the Simpang Renggam detention centre since his arrest on Feb 28.Source: The Star OnlineTrafficspy says: Duhhh!...drug overdose..what else!
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2007-06-11 17:41:00
Picture courtesy of Sin Chew Daily
SUBANG JAYA: So heavy was the rain yesterday that a taxi driver drove his vehicle into a 1.5m-deep swimming pool at a condominium here. The incident happened at 5pm when the driver in his 30s entered the Vista Millenia condominium in Puchong Perdana to pick up a passenger. "It was raining heavily when I entered the area. I couldn’t see clearly," said the traumatised taxi driver. According to the condominium’s security guard, the driver entered a pathway meant for joggers around the swimming pool. "The sky was so dark that the driver must have thought the pool was a rubber mat. "When he reached a dead end, he tried to make a U-turn, not realising he was driving into the pool," said the guard. The driver managed to get out of the car as it was sinking. A tow truck took nearly an hour to pull the taxi out. The condominium’s residents’ association chairman Chidan Paran said the pathway which the taxi entered was not blocked. "
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Peeping Tom landlord held
2007-06-11 08:18:00
KUALA LUMPUR: A landlord who fitted spy cameras in the three bathrooms of a house he rented out to female students has been detained.The cameras were fixed near the fluorescent lamps in the bathrooms at his double-storey house in Taman Bullion Mewah, Jinjang here.One of the students, in her early 20s, who rents the house with 18 others, went to the bathroom, looked up and noticed something strange in the light socket on Saturday.She told her fellow housemates when they returned from college. The girls informed a neighbour who opened the socket and discovered the cameras.The cameras were discovered in the bathrooms of the house (right) on Saturday.A quick check revealed two more cameras in the other bathrooms. The girls made a police report.A police team went to the house and recovered the cameras which were believed to have transmitted the images remotely.The girls called the landlord under the pretext that something was wrong with the house. Police arrested the man when he turned up.S
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Doctored photos of Perak DAP leaders in sex acts
2007-06-10 03:23:00
Sunday June 10, 2007 IPOH: Doctored
photographs showing several Perak DAP leaders supposedly performing sexual acts have been circulated to the Chinese press. The pictures, sent to the e-mail addresses of the Chinese newspapers here, have caused an uproar among the leaders, whose faces were superimposed on those of the “participants” of the sex acts. The doctored photographs targeted Batu Gajah MP Fong Po Kuan, Sitiawan assemblyman Ngeh Koo Ham, Pantai Remis assemblyman Nga Kor Ming and Menglembu assemblyman Keong Meng Sing. The four told reporters yesterday that the first e-mail containing the faces of Ngeh and Fong reached the China Press office on June 5. Ngeh, who acted as spokesman, said that over the next two days photographs of other leaders in similar acts were also e-mailed to other Chinese newspapers. “In the June 5 e-mail, the picture showed my face and that of Fong. Nga was a victim in the second e-mail. “On June 7, the picture posted had Keong's f
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National Service Department makes changes to training module
2007-06-09 07:37:00
PEKAN: The National
Service
Department
has made changes
to its physical training module after several mishaps during training, including an incident where trainees got lost while trekking in the jungle. > No more jungle trekking; > Survival training or day navigation to be conducted under supervision in less dense areas; > Marching drills or water-related activities to be held before 9.30am or after 3.30pm; > Unarmed combat practice to be conducted in shaded area if weather is too hot; > Female trainees can choose not to take part in certain obstacle-course activities; and > Weaker trainees to be given lighter exercises.Source: The Star Online (9/6/2007)
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Siapa tak dengar lagi Album FUUYO atau tak boleh jumpa? AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH JADI GILA! by Afdlin Shauki
2007-06-09 07:14:00
Afdlin Shauki wrote:Excerpt:"JIKA AWAK MAHUKAN ALBUM FUUYO AFDLIN SHAUKI, email direct kepada saya your full name and address anda ke selambakodok@gmail.com and write AFDLIN DAH HILANG AKAL! as the subject. Bagitahu saya jika awak nak cd atau cassette. Sebagai ganjarannya saya akan hantar kepada awak album first print limited edition FUUYO melalui POS MALAYSIA, DAN segment ini amat penting... The album album retails for about 35 bucks, tetapi JIKA ANDA SUKA ALBUM TU, AWAK BAYARLAH KEPADA KAMI BERAPA AJA YANG AWAK SUKA!!! JIKA AWAK RASA NILAI ALBUM NI 10 SEN, HANTARLAH 10 sen atau IF YOU FEEL THE ALBUM IS WORTH 25 bucks then send us 25 bucks, or any amount you wantlah basically, and send it kepada kami di dalam bentuk cash (kalo berani), cheque, bank transfer, T.T., money order or bank draft or whatever you sukalah, pada nama dan alamat yang akan kami samakan bersama CD itu.IF YOU DON't LIKE THE ALBUM!!,MY ONLY REQUEST IS, FOR YOU TO DESTROY THE WHOLE ALBUM! BY SENDING IT FOR RECYCLING
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For the Love of His Car
2007-06-09 04:09:00
Ipoh Mali Music Video
2007-06-09 00:01:00
Ipoh Mali - video powered by Metacafe
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Malaysia today: weird, funny and unbelievable by Hot-screensaver
2007-06-08 23:46:00
Hot-screensaver wrote:Excerpt: "I have a few friends who always supply me with lots of interesting emails everyday, and I really have to thank them for this as these emails are sources of inspiration and motivation to get started working every morning. Without them, I may need a few cups of coffee in the morning instead. Anyway, out of so many emails, I think this particular one has to be the most awesome! Make sure you are ready for lots of LOL before you read further." Read further...
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If Shanghai Bank Speaks Malay by Kenny Sia
2007-06-08 22:52:00
Kenny Sia wrote:Excerpt: "If the name of that little pig is called PUKI, does that mean his mother is called PUKIMA?" Read further...
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Magistrate,lawyer see red over necktie
2007-06-08 22:07:00
JOHOR BARU: A lawyer here saw red when a magistrate ordered him to remove his red necktie last month because she did not like the colour. He has filed a complaint with the Senior Sessions Court Judge of Johor Baru.According to a copy of the complaint which was obtained by the New Straits Times, the lawyer, who refused to be identified or interviewed, had appeared in the magistrate’s court at 9am for a criminal case.Midway through the proceedings, the case was postponed and the magistrate retired to her chambers.At this point, the interpreter instructed the lawyer to remove his red necktie as the magistrate did not like red ties.When the lawyer refused to do so, he was called into the magistrate’s chambers. The magistrate repeated her instruction to the lawyer and said that she did not mind any other tie except those that were red.The lawyer replied that he would would not wear a red tie the next time he appeared in her court.According to the letter of complaint, the m
E-sex arouses big following
2007-06-16 12:52:00
It was only a matter of time before sex among Malaysians went online. Today, there are several websites that ‘educate’ men on where to look for it besides providing information on the subject. The New Straits Times examines this rising phenomenon The website with more than 10,000 members discusses anything related to the world’s oldest profession. Members’ posts are highly descriptive, documenting every detail of the sex act.KUALA LUMPUR: A complete guide to prostitution and sex services in the country is flourishing online.The innocuous opening page — showing two rice cookers, one open and the other closed — does not indicate the true contents of the website.But once you enter it, the story takes a different turn.One enters a world of men with only one thing on their mind: Sex.The website, registered in the United States, contains reviews of prostitutes at massage parlours and tips on how to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.Its 10,000 members discuss anything related to
Apabila wajah mirip Perdana Menteri
2007-06-16 12:08:00
(Picture by Utusan Malaysia)KEPALA BATAS 15 Jun – Apa perasaan anda apabila tiba-tiba disapa orang yang tidak dikenali: ‘‘Assalamualaikum Pak Lah.’’Dan semasa di luar negara, secara kebetulan datang seseorang lalu mengucapkan: ‘‘Selamat datang Perdana Menteri.’’Itulah yang berlaku terhadap seorang ahli perniagaan, Lee Peng Hock (gambar), 56, yang memiliki wajah mirip Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.Peng Hock yang berasal dari negeri ini berkata, dia kerap kali disangkakan Perdana Menteri apabila berada di tempat awam.Katanya, semasa di Hong Kong dan Singapura pula ada yang bersalam dengannya sambil mengucapkan selamat datang kerana mereka menyangka dia adalah Perdana Menteri Malaysia.‘‘Pernah satu ketika saya membeli-belah di pasar, tiba-tiba orang memberi salam kepada saya, saya pun jawablah walaupun saya orang Cina,’’ katanya sambil ketawa kepada pemberita di sini hari ini.Peng Hock tiba dari Kuala Lumpur bersama anak saudaranya, Philip Yea
Bomba Malaysia Uniform
2007-06-15 22:52:00
cam·ou·flage (kăm'ə-fläzh', -fläj') n. The method or result of concealing personnel or equipment from an enemy by making them appear to be part of the natural surroundings. Concealment by disguise or protective coloring. Fabric or a garment dyed in splotches of green, brown, tan, and black so as to make the wearer indistinguishable from the surrounding environment.I can understand why the army will like to wear green uniforms, for the obvious reasons to camouflage themselves from the enemy.But what perplex me the most is, why is Bomba
Malaysia
, for whatever wisdom or lack of it decides to change its uniform to this.What are the firemen trying to do, blend with the FIRE!.
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My Poon’s First O & G Visit by Kimberlycun
2007-06-15 20:24:00
Kimberlycun wrote:Excerpt:"For the uninformed, O & G stands for obstetrician and gynaecologist. I’ve been putting off this incredibly important appointment for the longest time. Why? Lazy lor! It took my Mom to set up an appointment for her (almost) 23 year old daughter. I was quite freaked out when Mom dropped the bomb over dinner. “Yeah, you’re going to see my gynae on xx May,”. Almost choked on my kailan. First
thing that popped into my head, zomg my poonani! Second thing that popped into my head, the fact that the doctor, the male doctor, is going to see my Mom’s poon AND my poon. Damn wrong okay." Read further...
Touched For The Very First Time by Kenny Sia
2007-06-15 17:32:00
Kenny Sia Wrote:Excerpt:"A common friend of ours spotted Jo and introduced us to each other. It was the first time I've met her, so I did the normal thing by making a small talk and socialising. But while I was doing that, my hand was unwittingly placed behind Jo's back. No, I'm not grabbing her arse or anything. Just comfortably placed on the small of her back while she yelled into my ears, because hey, there were drums there and it was loud!It wasn't until months after that incident that Jo told me she was actually feeling uncomfortable that I was physically touching her that night. Seeing as how I was a total stranger and it was only the first time we met, she thought it was kinda inappropriate. And when she revealed that to me, I felt like crap! There was nothing malicious at all about that hand behind her back, but I felt bad because I was making her feel uncomfortable. Suddenly, I felt like a sexual molester!" Read further...
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Kissing scene now on YouTube
2007-06-14 10:12:00
[A video allegedly depicting Deanna Yusof (Maybe)]IT’S out in the open. A video clip depicting a woman resembling a wellknown local actress giving an Asian man a French kiss has been posted on YouTube
.com, the popular video-sharing website. The clip was posted by five different users and as of last night, had been viewed more than 25,000 times by curious Internet users. One of the postings was viewed 13,116 times. Each clip varies from 17 to 18 seconds long, receiving ratings of between three and four-and-a half stars out of five. Among the favourite keywords used by visitors to search for the clip were adegan, cium and artiste kissing. YouTube.com is a popular video-sharing website where users can upload, view, and share video clips. Videos can be rated and the average rating and the number of times a video had been watched are both published. Weekend Mail on May 26, reported that a clip depicting a woman resembling a local award-winning actress famous for her Pan Asian looks French
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Divorcee hired two men to chop off her lover's leg, now all three get 7 years, victim’s mum appalled
2007-06-14 00:01:00
KUALA LUMPUR: S. Manivanan’s death four years ago was described by the High Court yesterday as "very violent and unjustified". With this remark, Judicial Commissioner Lim Yee Lan sentenced three persons involved in the killing to seven years’ jail.But the victim
’s mother S.M. Patmavathy, 51, was clearly dissatisfied. After court adjourned she approached the families of the accused and choking with emotion asked them several times: "Is this justice?"The family members had nothing to say.Divorcee Rabiah Basry Sultan, 35, who has a 9-year-old daughter, was living with Manivanan when the incident happened four years ago. When Rabiah found out that Manivanan was engaged to another, she decided "to teach him a lesson".She hired M. Jinaraj, 26, and I. Jay Kumar, 23, to chop off Manivanan’s legs, but the injuries led to his death.Jinaraj and Jay Kumar pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of culpable homicide not amounting to murder.Jinaraj, a storekeeper and J
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Nude victims in ‘compromising’ acts
2007-06-13 23:58:00
SOME of the footage seized from the voyeur who installed spy cams in the bathrooms used by 19 college girls showed some of the victims in ‘compromising positions’. Sources said the incriminating footage was found in an MP4 player seized from the 34-year-old suspect. “He would store the clips containing incriminating acts for his own use and delete the rest after watching them,” said a source. The voyeur spent hours scouring the Net on how to install the spy cams before acquiring the equipment from eBay, a popular online auction site which deals with all kinds of gadgets, spending thousands of ringgit. The source said the suspect got his chance when tenants of his double-storey house in Taman Bullion Mewah in Sentul complained of a faulty toilet two months ago. He told the girls that he needed a day to repair the toilet and used the opportunity to install the cameras in the other bathrooms in the house. The father of two, who was reported to have gained the trust of his tenants,
Man weds at mum’s funeral
2007-06-13 18:26:00
(Picture from The New Straits Time) PORT KLANG: K. Narani had always wanted to see her son married. But the tears of the guests at the wedding ceremony yesterday were of both joy and sorrow. In a simple gesture of love for his mother, P. Sanjeevi Rajan married R. Sasikalah in front of his mother’s body during her funeral at the family’s house here.Fate had been cruel to the family, as 47-year-old Narani died of a heart attack in Chennai, India, on Sunday while shopping for sarees and other accessories for the wedding which had been originally scheduled for June 30.When her body was brought to the house at noon yesterday, Narani’s grieving husband Perumal suggested that Sanjeevi Rajan honour his mother’s dream of seeing her son married.Bride and groom consented, and after consulting with Sasikalah’s family, it was agreed that the wedding would go ahead. Two priests were brought to the house, and between 2pm and 3pm, they conducted all the usual wedding ceremo
You think you can dance - I guess not
2007-06-19 11:35:00
Spotted In Ipoh (Malaysia) doing his thang! Shake it baby Shake it!
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Bush & Blair Singing "Endless Love"
2007-06-19 11:08:00
A very funny video of President George Bush and PM Tony Blair
singing "Endless
Love". Really cool editing.This is what I call a real sex scandal :)
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Hilarious Essay (Karangan) UPSR - "Keluarga Saya"
2007-06-18 09:26:00
This got to be the funniest essay (Karangan) by a student who sat for Bahasa Malaysia UPSR. Despite the hilarious essay, it is amazing the marker can continue marking the essay with a straight face. The title of the essay is "Keluarga Saya"(Click to enlarge the picture)
How to choose a bride, Malaysian style - best Malaysian joke?
2007-06-18 08:30:00
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married.So one day she called him over to her house.The son came home from work, grudgingly.Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a fewbeautiful ladies at the house for him to choose
as his future bride.The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist. He immediately commented that: "Aiyaa... mother, they always say....PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON....."The second nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected.Reason being: "Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying "PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher.The son suddenly agreed!!The mother was surprised and asked: "Why this one? Theearlier two were a lot more better looking!"He replied: "Teachers aaa.... teachers vely good, vely good, always say:PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times.
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That's not a Porch
2007-06-18 06:29:00
Ah Beng, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" Beng said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch." A short time later, Ah Beng came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," Ah Beng answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," Ah Beng added, "that's not a Porch
, it's a Fellali."
Tenjewberrymuds - Ekcuse My England
2007-06-18 06:16:00
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:Room Service : (RS)Guest : (G)RS: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."G: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."RS: "Ow July den?"G: "What??"RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"G: "Crisp will be fine."RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"G: "What?"RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"G: "I don't think so."RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow An
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Hollywood have sex, Bollywood have this
2007-06-18 05:54:00
Malaysian who loves to watch their Tamil movies, you guys will definitely love this movie clip. Hollywood
movies are infused with sex and violence, but in Bollywood they have this...One of the best Bollywood stunts I've seen so far *note the sarcasm*. I've yet to see this stunt done in Hollywood. Hollywood eat this...
Peserta asing lari, pertandingan makan durian dibatal
2007-06-18 00:44:00
PULAU PINANG 17 Jun – Pertandingan memakan durian bagi pelancong asing sempena Pesta Durian di Tapak Pesta Sungai Nibong yang sepatutnya berlangsung di sini hari ini terpaksa dibatalkan apabila para pesertanya ‘cabut lari’ sebaik sahaja terbau aroma raja buah itu. Malah, kesemua 18 peserta dari United Kingdom, New Zealand dan beberapa negara asing itu langsung tidak berani mendekati buah berduri itu, apatah lagi untuk merasa isinya. Sekretariat pertandingan, Akbarudin Nasurdin berkata, dia tidak menyangka ‘kejadian’ itu akan berlaku kerana pertandingan serupa pernah diadakan semasa pameran buah-buahan di Komtar. ‘‘Masa itu memang ada pelancong asing yang ambil bahagian. Walaupun tak tahan dengan bau, mereka tetap menyertai pertandingan tersebut tapi kali ini usah kata nak masuk pertandingan, kami nak bagi rasa pun tak berani mencuba,” ujarnya. Beliau yang juga Ketua Bahagian Promosi, Hal Ehwal Korporat, Teknologi Maklumat dan Komunikasi (ICT) serta Buah Lembaga Pemasara
An Argument for Giant Robots by The Malay Male (Amir Hafizi)
2007-06-16 22:50:00
The Malay
Male (Amir Hafizi) wrote:Excerpt:"I hate the military.I mean, the idea of having the military. It's bloody stupid to torment people, surprise buttseckss them everyday and then, instead of getting them to use billions of dollars in high tech killing machines to actually kill people, we get them to march.Left. Right. Left. Right. What the fuck?All that training. All that marching. For what? So that they would be disciplined? Fuck you. We are spending billions every year so that a few thousand people can learn how to make their beds and polish their shoes.Fuck all of you motherfuckers.What this country needs is a war. Then we can deploy the soldiers and let them fire their M4 carbines and non-lethal F-18 Hornets and fucking kill somebody." Read further...
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