Tax payer is amused : 'Spelling' through the phone can be funny
2007-06-25 17:38:00
True story...A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes :LHDN CLERK: "Boleh bagi alamat encik?" (Can you give me your address?)TAXPAYER: "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley." (Send to Ranhill Worley)LHDN CLERK: "Ranhill... eja macam mana?" (err... How to spell Ranhill?)TAXPAYER: "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H for Holland... I for itik... L for lain-lain...." (spelling)LHDN CLERK: "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu" (OK, we will send to that address...)After waiting for a week, the form arrived – have a look at the address on the envelope !!!(click to enlarge picture)A follow up article on this incident was published in The Malay Mail. Read further below: “IT was the funniest thing that had ever happened to me,” said the man whose employer’s name was spelled out weirdly on his Inland Revenue Board Form B letter.
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A very interesting name for a hair salon: Kun's Salon
2007-06-25 08:58:00
A very interesting
name for a hair salon. I wonder what kind of extra services they provide.
Mari Karaoke Bersama Along (Loan Shark) Music Video
2007-06-25 02:57:00
A funny music video called "Mari Karaoke Bersama Along" (Lets Karaoke with the Loan Shark
). This music video makes fun of the loan shark menace in Malaysia.
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Seinfeld-ology: Definition of Racist… by Aku Betul
2007-06-24 18:00:00
A very good blog on Racism and definition of it within Malaysian context by Aku Betul.Aku Betul wrote:Excerpts:"Seinfeld is one of my favorite sitcom ever. Even they stop producing the series in 1998, I still watch every single repeated episode at channel 70, 11:00 pm weekdays. Last week's episode, Jerry and Elaine have this conversation:Jerry: I love Chinese woman.Elaine: I don’t know you racist.Jerry: No, I don’t think it is racist if we love them.So, aku pun mula berfikir, apa sebenarnya yang dimaksudkan dengan racist. Sebagai football fans, yang aku tahu racist adalah apabila penonton mengejek player berkulit hitam yang main untuk team lawan. Racist
dalam football dah makin teruk walaupun semua orang sibuk dengan Kick Racism campaign.....1. Macam case Jerry and Chinese woman, if we love that person because of his/her race or skin colour adakah itu racist? Let say, I prefer to work with Chinese, since for me they are very hardworking. I don’t think that ra
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PARIS HILTON IN JAIL: The Music Video
2007-06-24 02:51:00
A funny music video parody on Paris Hilton titled "PARIS IN JAIL: The Music
Video". This video has been circulating on the net for about two weeks. As of today, 6,740,549 people have watched it and counting. Better watch it before Paris Hilton sues the director of this music video to remove it. Enjoy!
Homer Simpson Rescued After Four-Day Manhunt by Malaysian Authorities
2007-06-23 22:37:00
PETALING JAYA: It was two college students who "kidnapped" the life-size statue of Homer
Simpson
. The two, and the statue, were traced to a house in Taman Tun Dr Ismail on Wednesday night, some 72 hours after it was stolen from the Golden Screen Cinemas at the 1 Utama shopping complex. Homer Rescued & Reunited with FamilyThe students, one of whom is the son of a prominent lawyer, had their statements recorded before they were released on police bail.Petaling Jaya police chief ACP Mazlan Mansor said they had completed their investigations but declined to elaborate.The case has been classified as theft from a building which carries a maximum 10 years’ jail sentence and a fine, upon conviction. It is learnt that the students, aged 21 and 22, were found after the registration number of their Proton Waja was captured by closed-circuit television cameras.Movie studio 20th Century Fox thanked the police for their quick action in tracing and recovering Homer.Motion P
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, Malaysian
, Homer Simpson
Bug Free School Van
2007-06-23 20:35:00
I was driving the other day and while waiting at the traffic lights, something caught my eyes. I immediately took out my camera phone.Is the school van in Malaysia infested with bugs that one of the selling point for school van nowadays is to say it is a "BugFree Transport Services"?
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I Have PMS (Pre-Marathon Stress) by Kenny Sia
2007-06-23 18:13:00
Kenny Sia wrote:Excerpt:"Things I look forward to: - The exhiliration and energy of the crowd at the starting line.- Keeping my target pace consistently at 6:50 per km.- The hypnotic trance I get into midway through the race. - Watching girls in short shorts.- The indescribable feeling when I cross the finishing line.Things I fear: - 1km of uphill climb in the middle of the bridge.- Cramps. I had a severe case last year at the 30km mark that basically forced me to walk for the remaining 12km.- Bad weather. The forecast for Sunday according to Yahoo! Weather is "Scattered Thunderstorms". So not looking forward to that. Just a few days ago, Penang was the target of a freak storm that blew off boats. Surely you won't wanna see headlines that scream "Kuching Marathon
er Blown Off The Penang Bridge" tomorrow on the newspapers." Read further...Funny Malaysia: Good luck Kenny...make sure you don't fall off the bridge.
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Malaysian Management Style
2007-06-23 17:53:00
The Malaysian
Rowing Team To prove that Malaysia Boleh, there will be an annual rowing competition against the Japanese Rowing Team. It was agreed that each team to be made up of 8 members. After months of intensive training, the race began!The Japanese won by 1 km! The Malaysians were furious with the disappointing results. The management decided to win the race next year at ANY cost. So they established a team of analysts to observe the situation and recommend an appropriate solution. After detailed analysis, the team observed that the Japanese had seven rowers and one captain. The Malaysian team had SEVEN CAPTAINS and only ONE ROWER! Facing such a critical scenario, the management showed an unexpected wisdom. They hired a consulting company to restructure the Malaysian Team. After many months… The consultants concluded that there were too many captains and too few rowers in the Malaysian team. A solution was proposed based on this BRILLIANT analysis. The
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, Style
I know who did it! : Wan Nurul Zhana Sex Scandal
2007-06-22 20:39:00
(The Malay Mail)FORMER Akademi Fantasia 5 hopeful Wan Nurul Zhana, who was shrouded in controversy when nude photos allegedly of her were circulated over the Internet, knows the culprit.FORMER Akademi Fantasia 5 hopeful Wan Nurul Zhana, who was shrouded in controversy when nude photos allegedly of her were circulated over the Internet, knows the culprit.In an exclusive interview with Weekend Mail, the 23-year-old said she was informed of the culprit’s identity by the police.“I was informed by the police about the matter recently. They called and asked whether I knew this person. I had the shock of my life finding out who the culprit was as we went to the same college,” she said.“The police asked whether I wanted to pursue the matter, but after a lot of thought, I decided that it was pointless.“It wouldn’t help me much as the damage has been done. For me, it’s already in the past. What’s more important now is the future,” she said.Zana, however, refused to divulge deta
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Transformers RAWKS my boat!! by Nicolekiss
2007-06-29 21:59:00
Nicolekiss (Nicole Tan) review on Transformers
: The MovieNicolekiss wrote:"Penang trip, move aside; Ipod road trip, step back. Make way for the movie review of TRANSFORMERS!!....In fact, the movie was so good I cum in my seat in the cinema. Orgasmic I tell you!!!My heart was pumping, I was breathing deeply one sec, holding my breath the next; then shivered and shook while relaxed the other; tell me that is the not the best sexual activity in a cinema! I HAVE FALLEN HEAD OVER HEELS for OPTIMUS PRIME!!! If I were a bot, I would shag him! Unconditional love this is!!!" Read further...
Batang Pisang Ditusuk Paku di Kubur: Kontroversi Kubur Misteri Terjawab
2007-06-29 19:41:00
Gambar oleh Utusan MalaysiaPASIR MAS – Kubur misteri yang mencetuskan kontroversi di kalangan penduduk setempat terjawab apabila ia dikorek oleh sepasukan anggota polis dan hanya menemui beberapa batang pisang yang ditusuk dengan paku. Bagaimanapun kerja mengorek kubur kira-kira pukul 10 pagi itu menjadi agak kecoh apabila seorang bomoh berusia 59 tahun muncul dan memarahi anggota polis, penduduk kampung serta wakil media. Setakat ini belum pasti apa tujuan batang pisang itu ditanam dalam kubur tersebut. Bagaimanapun, ia dipercayai ada persamaan dengan amalan pemujaan Vodoo - iaitu menyucuk jarum pada anak patung bagi menyeksa orang yang dituju sihir itu. Penyelia Pembangunan Mukim, Pengkalan Batu, Abdul Hamid Ali berkata, kerja-kerja mengorek kubur tersebut mendapat kebenaran Majlis Agama dan Adat Istiadat Melayu Kelantan (MAIK). ‘‘Kerja menggali diteruskan oleh sekumpulan anggota polis dan mengesahkan enam batang pisang berbungkus dalam plastik hitam di dalam kubur berkenaan
The First Malaysian in Space
2007-06-29 19:07:00
Mahathir finally sends a Malaysian
into space courtesy of the Russians. Finally, after months of training, the Malaysian astronaut and a chimpanzee are blasted off into space.Once in orbit, the Malaysian waits for instructions. The screen flickers and the instrucions are flashed on it:"Chimpanzee, execute space manuever No. 23B"The chimp takes over flight control and carries out the manuever. The Malaysian astronaut is impressed but patient... he knows his instructions will come and they'll probably be more complex than what the chimp just did.The screen flickers again and more instructions appear:"Chimpanzee, carry out scientific experiment No. 234"The chimp goes to the lab and mixes chemicals and carries out all sorts of complex scientific experiments. While he's doing this, the Malaysian astronaut is impatient. He speaks to Ground Control tru the comm link: "Eh Control, how come I got nothing to do man... train for so long but the monyet does all the important work but I'm smarte
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, Space
Pass Me the Screw Driver - Can not!
2007-06-29 03:08:00
A very funny advertisement that reveals an interesting rule that many people are not aware about Malaysian Television advertisement.
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, Driver
Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"
2007-06-28 17:53:00
Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia
car "Kancil"? You know, that very little 600 cc car ???Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA.After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know,I think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us Americans."Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered,"Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America ."Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered, "TOYS R US", can I help?
Grooming below the belt
2007-06-28 06:05:00
What’s sexy on females is viewed as a certain form of sacrilege for males. Waxing is never going to win complete allegiance from men. Both camps – for and against the process – are divided even further when it comes to waxing your nether regions.Men, you might be ready to take on that ‘6 foot high, 3 foot across’ jerk that hits on your girlfriend – but how many of you dare to lie back and let a total stranger pour hot wax on your reproductive organs?There are really two school of thoughts here: one based on the aesthetic angle, and the other on the purist angle. Let’s explore the dichotomy that has plagued the male populace on grooming the pubic hair.From the purist standpoint, men should be men. They shouldn’t tamper with what the Divine Being has blessed them with. So you’ve got a healthy does of body hair – revel in it! Therefore the pubic region should be left in their untamed glory.The reason for the growth is a natural one: it acts to trap the body sweat produ
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Condom packs look like candy
2007-06-27 21:53:00
BASED on their packaging, anyone could have mistaken them for boxes containing children-related products. More so the fact that these packs
, which have cartoon characters on their front cover, are easily found on the counters of supermarkets, hypermarkets and grocery stores. But apparently they have nothing to do with kids whatsoever. Rather, they contain condoms. The small boxes, which contain products from a company that claims to be a leading manufacturer of healthcare barrier protection items, are placed on the same racks as condoms of other brands. However, according to the Consumers Association of Subang and Shah Alam, their fancy designs and overall packaging do not suggest that they are meant for adults. Cassa president Datuk Jacob George said the vague designs aside, the packs are also displayed within easy reach of children. “With the colours and designs, they give the impression, especially to children, that there could be sweets, game cards or the electroni
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Malaysian in Space : Selection Process
2007-06-27 19:09:00
Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian
rocket into space.3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit.""Why so much?" asks Dr. M."Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu."I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question."Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant."2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!""You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves...""I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission..
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, Process
Hair in Your Food by Cheesie
2007-06-27 01:44:00
Cheesie wrote:Excerpts:"So i picked it out with my chopstick and placed it underneath a piece of tissue, pretending, “i didn’t see it, i didn’t see it” and carried on eating. But i didn’t finish it, because it’s somewhat disgusting and potong‘ed the yummy steam.Luckily it was a strand of straight, fine hair, if it was all curly and frizzy… OMG, one of my friend had this traumatizing experience that she discovered several curly coarse hair in her nasi lemak!!!666 Where else can the hair belong to but you-know-where!Her stomach churned upside down and she hadn’t had dinner that day.Which reminds me of a joke. Q: What’s worse than discovering a worm in the apple you’re eating? A: Discovering half a worm.Haha! I love sick jokes!Imagine there’s a hair in this fresh bowl of garden salad.Anyway! That’s not what i wanted to say. What i wanted to say was, SINCE WHEN WAS HAVING AN ANONYMOUS STRAND OF HAIR IN YOUR FOOD ACCEPTABLE?" Read further...
Superbike - Ah-Ha Funny Skits
2007-07-03 17:52:00
A classic Ah-Ha skits. Enjoy!AH HA - Superbike - The best bloopers are a click away
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Karma by NicoleKiss
2007-07-03 09:56:00
Nicolekiss wrote:Excerpts:"Do you believe in Karma?Let me tell you a story about a little car named ChocoMyvi (a new name for my car which I created 5 mins ago)One day, after a long day at work, I returned to my condo, up the parking lot I drove (my parking lot is on the first level), eager to set my ChocoMyvi into her little space (yes it's a girl) when I spotted something!Some ChocoMyvi-looking car was already in the space my little ChocoMyvi used to sleep everynight!!!"OMG, where is my dear Chocie going to sleep tonight!!"So I took out a piece of paper and very reluctantly wrote this down." Read further...
Important Memo to all Employees
2007-07-03 09:36:00
Memo to All Employees:In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) . Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If y
One day in Malaysian Court: Don't ask question if you don want to hear the answer...
2007-07-01 23:03:00
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the worst answer
. ...........In a trial, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.He approached her and asked, "Puan Rozana, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Encik Razak. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."The Lawyer was stunned.Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,"Puan Rozana, do you know the defense attorney?"She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Encik Samy since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem.He can't build a normal relationshi
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, Court
Sex Calorie Counter
2007-07-01 18:26:00
For those who are about to engage in a bit of badabing-badaboong, the Sexual Calorie Counter
below may be of some used to you. If your partner complains that you've not been exercising enough, just show the Sexual Calorie Counter[Click image to enlarge the picture]
Proton Cars
2007-07-01 07:13:00
Dr M were meeting the other Asean leaders in KL. As the Proton
(Wira and Perdana) sales were not going too well, he took the opportunity to do some hard sell to these guys.Dr M: 'President Suharto, how many Protons will you be able to buy?' Suh.: '2000 is not a problem.'Dr M (very happy): 'Thanks. President Ramos, how about you?'Ramos: 'Deliver 5000 to Philipines next week.'Dr M: 'Thanks for the support.'Sultan Bolkiah (determined not to be outdone): 'Brunei roads can well afford another 10,000 Protons. Send them over next month.'Dr M by now is very pleased that his hard sell is doing so well. Finally he turned to Goh Chok Tong.Dr M: 'Mr Goh, how about you?'Goh: 'I will take 500 cars, but with the special condition that they be painted in pink.'Dr M: 'That is not a problem. But I wonder, why choose pink when we have so many other nice colours?'Goh: 'That's because I have to find 500 suckers.'
A very interesting Curriculum Vitae (CV or Resume): A lesson on how not to write your CV
2007-07-01 01:28:00
A funny Curriculum
Vitae (CV or Resume
) by a very 'confident' woman. I wonder whether she got the job?[Click on image to enlarge the picture]
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, lesson
Perompak Kita Bodoh by Aku Betul
2007-06-30 18:26:00
Aku Betul wrote:Excerpts:"Recent weeks also prove penjenayah kita sedikit kurang ilmu dan hampir tiada otak. Atau lebih adil dikatakan kurang creative. Ada ke patut asyik ‘serang’ ATM machine.27 June – Maybank, Subang Jaya14 June – CIMB, The Summit7 June – RHB, Sri Damansara6 June – Hong Leong Bank, KepongAku dah malas nak search lagi, maybe there are more than 4 cases dalam bulan ini.Come on, in one whole month 4 similar cases within Klang Valley sahaja. The best thing is, only the 1st attempt sahaja yang membuahkan hasil. Lagi tiga tu semuanya gagal. (Some news feed reported all 4 failed, some said yang di Kepong tu berjaya larikan duiit, nevermind, even 25% still consider gagal dalam exam). Yang 7 June tu lagi menarik, perompak tu siap curi lorry dulu, then planning nak gunakan lorry tu to pull the ATM machine, but security guard datang sergah mereka then they flew away dan tinggalkan lorry disana. Hahahahha…. Badut sarkas.To all robber and theft around Malaysia, serio
C'mon Boys and Girls - Let's Sing the PUKI Song
2007-07-07 22:06:00
An advertisement that will be definitely be banned in Malaysian Television. Can't imagine our little ones innocently singing this song in schools.Chorus from the advertisement:"Puki...Puki...Happy...Happy?Click here for other Funny Malaysia VideosClick here for more Funny Videos
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Where do Flight Attendants Sleep? - Malaysian Airlines vs. AirAsia
2007-07-07 21:10:00
Malaysian Airlines
(MAS) - Boeing 777Malaysian Airlines (MAS) - Boeing 747-400Malaysian Airlines (MAS) - with inflight TV and telecommunicationsand how about AirAsia
?Ssssssshhh. ~~ Don't laugh too loud...you might wake her up
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, Sleep
, Malaysian
Politician’s use of fake photograph ‘disgraceful’
2007-07-07 20:02:00
Tian Chua is under fire for refusing to apologise over a fake photograph
of Datuk Seri Najib Razak, political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda and an Altantuya Shariibuu lookalike dining together. Politician
s want the Parti Keadilan Rakyat information chief to apologise for using the "doctored" photograph showing Najib and the others together.Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin said Tian Chua had no excuses for publishing the photograph on his web blog."What he claims is art or humour is not only in bad taste but also offends the sensibilities of every rational Malaysian."He said Tian Chua’s actions were disgraceful
and an example of dirty tactics used by the opposition party. Tian Chua had admitted to superimposing the pictures but claimed that it was a work of art for use in his own private space.He also refused to apologise or retract the photograph.Federal Territories Ministry parliamentary secretary Yew Teong Look said the photograph proved that Tian Chua had failed as
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