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You've been programming too long when
2007-11-30 10:06:18
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.When you go to balance your che


Dad Scares His Little Kid
2007-11-30 09:04:40
This kid has quite a funny reaction. Just another example of a father scarring his son for life.


Dealing with criminals
2007-11-30 08:41:57
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife."You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it.""Oh yes dear, what happened ?""I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.""Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?""Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."


Life is....
2007-11-30 08:41:26
Life is.......not really like what it seems!!


Mask In Cabinet Terrifies Girl
2007-10-21 07:38:38
A mask hidden in a cabinet scares the living crap of a girl on the phone who does not see it coming at all.
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Britney vs. Kelly
2007-10-10 00:39:07
funny video,that ready to make you all laughs...
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Confusing English
2007-10-02 07:41:00
Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me? 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him
Read more: Confusing , English

Food fight
2008-03-11 20:10:11
Not what you'd expect. It's a kind of history of warfare, told through different kinds of food. Really cool, but all this fight ing made me hungry!


Urban football in Paris
2008-03-18 19:50:32
I'm pretty sure you've seen the urban football tricks videos circulating around the Internet. Well...this one is kind of a spoof. This guy plays football in the unlikely places. The ending is hilarious! Enjoy!
Read more: Urban , Paris

Funny video ever!!!
2008-03-20 19:33:01
malay version...=)
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Connection reset by peer
2008-03-23 06:22:08
He came...he saw...he logged out!


Really, really, annoying alarm clock
2008-03-29 02:01:24
Quick...Grab the shotgun..and shoot the f#$% out of this stupid annoying alarm clock. Damn...WTF? I'd like to have one of these for every day of the week. So when I wake up, I can smash it to pieces, and feel good all day long, for doing something good for humanity! Obviously, it's Japanasese :|


Amusing ouch compilation
2008-03-30 06:07:13
I don't understand why, seeing someone get hurt in all kinds of stupid ways, has such a primordial laughter effect on us. But, laughing at other people's mistakes seems to make us feel better about ourselves
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Launch your lunch
2008-04-08 06:26:40

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Uuu...squishy
2008-04-14 04:47:54
This little kitty has pretty good tastes. It knows when it finds good squishiness. Men love it too :D


Hands are not only for writing...
2008-04-17 10:31:27
This is such amazing things that we can do with our hand...such highly creativity...urm i wish i can eat those hand...hehehehe...=)
Read more: Hands , writing

Super Saver
2008-05-02 05:25:31
There is no need to pay your electricity,water and house bill...just for road tax and fuel...there were mobile too....COOL...
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Ah Hua Interview
2008-05-03 10:42:13
Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are ."Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."The manager fainted....


Crazy massage chair
2008-05-13 01:54:46
A crazy and funny show, that comes (where else?) from Japan. It features their view on a massage chair for the real men :D! Enjoy!
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Truck drowning
2008-05-19 13:17:00
the truck were drowning guys...call 911..nice
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Chinese next SUPERMAN!!oPSSSS...
2008-06-03 11:41:00
He can carry a little boy with his two hands...He has a muscle more than anyone has imagine....He is SUPERbigEATER...hehehehe
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Cutie Little cat..
2008-06-21 12:59:00
this cat is funny


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