To all off my friends 2007-06-04 04:48:00 To all off my friends, who are far away from me now,straignt from my heart:*Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss, if you are my friend, please answer me this: are we friends, or are we not?U told me once but i forgot.So tell me now, and tell me true,so i can say:"I'm here for you"Off all the friends i've ever met,u are the ones i wont forget. And if i die before you do,i'll go to heaven and wait for u,i'llgive the angels back their wings and risk to loss everything.There isn't a thing i wouldn't do,To have a friend just like you!!!
Funny 2007-06-06 03:13:00 A butterfly flutters on by,its wings whispers your name,A rose basks in the morning sun,the scent reminds me of you.A gentle breeze caresses my faceyour touch, gentle.So many times, the words withinmy heart are unlocked by my soul,and they begin to come out –Love, Passion, Beauty,GraceHow I yearn to say these words,But don’t know how,I just have… Read more:Funny
To all off my friends 2007-06-05 16:19:00 To all off my friends, who are far away from me now,straignt from my heart:*Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss, if you are my friend, please answer me this: are we friends, or are we not?U told me once but i forgot.So tell me now, and tell me true,so i can say:"I'm here for you"Off all the friends i've ever met,u are the ones i wont forget. And if i die before you do,i'll go to heaven and wait for u,i'llgive the angels back their wings and risk to loss everything.There isn't a thing i wouldn't do,To have a friend just like you!!!
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons,like... 2007-06-05 15:50:00 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite.3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enoughto rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It isstrong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four wallsof a 20x20 ft. room.5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using aceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit bya ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of Read more:interesting
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Funny Blonde 2007-06-11 13:07:00 "How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door. "It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute.""What did you do?" asks the bartender. "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!" A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain."I just rented a Read more:Blonde
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Carnation milk 2007-06-15 16:03:00 A little old lady from newfoundland had worked in & around her family dairy farms sinceshe was old enough to walk,with hrs of work& little pay.when carnation milk became available in stores in the 1940;s she read an advertisement offering $5000 for the best slogan.this rhymeto begin with '' carnation milk is the bestof all.......she thought,i know all about milk & dairy farms... i can do this!! so she sent in her entry,,& about a wk later,a black limo drove up in front,a man got out & said ' carnation LOVED your entry so much ,we areare hereto award you $ 5000,evev though we will not be able to use it '' here is her entry carnation milk is the best of all,no tits to pull,no hay to haul,no buckets to wash,no shit to pitch,just poke a hole in theson- of -a - bitch Read more:Carnation
Getting it Eggsactly Right! 2007-06-14 15:26:00 This is incredible ... how does he walk around and reach over, aftergetting the bulk of the eggs into place? (Very carefully, no doubt!) Read more:Right
Peroxide vs Bleach 2007-06-20 04:53:00 Peroxide, who knew? *(Safer and Healthier than Bleach) This was written by Becky Ransey of Indiana (a doctor's wife), and I want to share it with you. She was over recently for coffee and smelled the bleach I was using to clean my toilet and countertops. This is what she told me...I would like to tell you of the benefits of that plain little ole bottle of 3% peroxide you can get for under $1.00 at any drug store. What does bleach cost?My husband has been in the medical field for over 36 years, and most doctors don't tell you about peroxide. Have you ever smelled bleach in a doctor's office? NO!!! Why? Because it smells, and it is not healthy! Ask the nurses who work in the doctor's offices, and ask them if they use bleach at home. They are wiser and know better! Did you also know bleach was invented in the late 40's? It's chlorine, Folks! And it was used to kill our troops. Peroxide was invented during WWI in the 20's. It was used to save and help cleanse the needs of our troop
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