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married life
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.Tagged as: love, marriage, funny
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candle love spell
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Love spell s, love spells.... I'm not sure if you believe in love spells but here's one sample which you might be interested in.A WHITE CANDLE LOVE SPELL TO ATTRACT NEW LOVEHere is a white candle love spell i was taught by a friend, Miriam Singer, who had it from another woman many years ago. It was given to me as a "woman's spell," possibly because of the phallic shape of the candle, but i see no reason a man could not perform it -- and in fact, since i first posted it on the web in 1994, i have heard from a number of men who have used it with success and satisfaction.Get a white candle that will burn down in due time. You will have to inscribe it (see below), so it should be bigger than a birthday candle, and you will also have to watch it burn down to nothing (see below), so it should not be a 24 hour votive light. A plain white 4" altar candle or, better yet, a white "bride and groom" figural candle, will be right.Prepare an altar and decorate it with those things precious to you


holding hands
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Holding hands is, basically, just holding each other's hand or hands; but the meaning of why they're holding each other's hand is a different matter. More or less, people hold hands for several reasons such as: a part of religious service or ritual; a gesture of friendship, or of love; acknowledgement of one's presence or as sign of respect as in a handshake; to enjoy physical contact; for emotional support; to guide such as with a child, a blind person, or an elderly; to urge someone to follow; to offer physical leverage as in offering a hand to someone who's climbing up; to dance; to do arm or finger wrestling; and, even how rare, to apply finger, hand, forearm, and elbow locks as in "jiu-jitsu" or "chin-na".In the west, it's mostly women, children, and members of the third sex who openly holds hands as a sign of caring and friendship. Men rarely or never do it. In some parts of the world, though, it is acceptable for men to indulge in holding each other's hands


kama sutra, yes
1970-01-01 00:59:59
SpooningIn the sexual spoons position in a heterosexual relationship, the man lies on his side, with his knees bent while the woman lies on her side, with her back pressed against his front, her legs slightly parted, her hips tilted to one side, and her knees bent. They line up to align his penis with her vagina, and his penis is then guided into her vagina from the rear. It is also possible to use this position for anal sex rather than vaginal sex. The person penetrating is often called the big spoon, and the person receiving the little spoon.Many women love 'spooning' because of the intimacy it offers, as the full-body contact allows both partners to cuddle and caress one another. The man slides in and both partners gently rock to orgasm. The woman can play with her clitoris or guide the man's hand to wherever she'd like to be touched.Low-intensity sex can go on for a long time in this position. This can be a very comfortable position for both partners and is useful as a resting


An Incomplete but Helpful Guide to Girlfriend 2.0
1970-01-01 00:59:59
(Answer to those seeking technical support for Girlfriend 2.0)Girlfriend 1.0 is already obsolete. Now, there's an all new and improved Girlfriend 2.0. Your relationship with the former Girlfriend 1.0 was more of a "take-relationship" causing constant crashes and bug reports from the system. You taught you have finally learned your lesson. Then came Girlfriend 2.0. You were advised to keep your interaction with the "software" as purely "give and take" because there will be times when the program will solicit feedback from you in exchange for the functions it offered. Everything was going well for sometime, until, quite recently, it refused to respond in several occasions. Your nightmarish buggy system is beginning to creep back into your life.Generally, upgrading to Girlfriend 2.0 from Girlfriend 1.0 provides a fresh start. About the features, well, it may or may not provide any great improvements depending on your view of an ideal "software" With both the Girlfriend
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kama sutra, the last rear
1970-01-01 00:59:59
The WheelbarrowThe woman starts on all fours. Alternatively, she can use her forearms for her main support while bending face down on the edge of a bed. The man, standing behind, lifts her legs up and holds them, to leave the woman standing just on her hands or on her forearm. He then raises his partner to penetrate - or penetration can be achieved while he still has his hands free.Penetration is deep and the wheelbarrow position is great to make a smaller man seem bigger. It's also great for hitting the G-spot, and there's the thrill of the rush of blood to the head. Some women love this. Beware though: if you start to feel dizzy, you need to stop - fainting during sex not being particularly sexy. Also, strong arms are required. The variety of movements and sensations the position allows even with closed or open legs is amazing. It can be circular, ascending, or even descending. This can also be done with the male on kneeling position.There's also another variation where the wom


love child
1970-01-01 00:59:59
"A love child is a child born of parents who are not married to each other. Also known as by-blow, illegitimate, illegitimate child, whoreson, bastard, offspring, progeny" Frankly, I wasn't aware of this definition. Before whenever I come across a "love-child" term in the things I read, I was thinking about a special child produced out of love, not rape, or anything; that is why the word love is affixed to the word child. But then, for all I know, a bastard and a love child can imply the same thing. Now I know.Tagged as: love, child


Carrots
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Flaming Carrot The carrot (Daucus carota) is a root vegetable, usually orange or white in color with a woody texture. The edible part of a carrot is a taproot. It is a biennial plant which grows a rosette of leaves in the spring and summer while building up the stout taproot, which stores large amounts of sugars for the plant to flower in the second year. The flowering stem grows to about 1 m tall, with umbels of white flowers.Carrots can be eaten raw, whole, chopped or grated into salads for color, and are also often chopped and cooked in soups and stews. A well known dish is Carrots Julienne. One can also make carrot cake and carrot pudding. The greens are edible as a leaf vegetable, but are rarely eaten. Together with onion and celery, carrots are one of the primary vegetables used in a mirepoix to make various broths.----Yeah right, Wikipedia againCarrots are also believed to be an aphrodisiac. Because of its phallic shape (personally, I don't think its shape resemble anything cl


Endless Love (Korean Drama)
1970-01-01 00:59:59
"Endless Love" was one of the many Korean serials that first entered the Philippine television (Autumn In My Heart). A lot of people got hooked-up because of its too melodramatic story line that caused a lot to shed tears while watching it. I could still remember my uncle wiping his teary eyes when Song Hye Kyo was about to die and then made an excuse that it's just something that got stuck in his eyes. It was a Korean Drama series produced by KBS stations. It featured four parts, with each named after the seasons of the year. Each part of the series had its own plotlines, characters, and actors. The series was widely viewed in Asia and continued a Korean Cultural Fever that has gripped the region since the early 2000's. The four parts of the series comprise Autumn Fairy Tale (also known as Autumn In My Heart) (2000), Winter Sonata (2002), Scent of Summer (also known as "Summer Scent") (2003), Spring Waltz (2006).Of all the series (haven't watched the last installment yet), I


kama sutra, sitting positions
1970-01-01 00:59:59
The lap danceThe man sits with the woman facing him straddling his lap, kissing and caressing her breasts. The woman moves up and down on him supporting herself with her knees on the bed, sofa, chair, etc. with her arms around his neck. The woman may also face away from him supporting herself against furniture, etc. in front of her allowing deeper penetration. Other receiver-on-top variants can be adapted in this way as well.The LotusThe man sits cross-legged, with his partner sitting on him with her legs wrapped around his waist. He helps her to move her hips with his hands and can also caress her breasts with his mouth and stroke her buttocks.The TransatlanticThe man sits with his weight on his hands and his legs stretched out in front of him. The woman leans back too, with her feet on the shoulders of her partner, controlling the movements with her hips. Penetration in this position is deep, causing intense pleasure for both partners.Additionally, the man can also put his weight on
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love nest
1970-01-01 00:59:59
A love nest is a noun which means "a place where lovers can be together undisturbed". Or, it could also mean "a home where two people who love each other live together, or a place where two people meet secretly in order to have sex". When a mistress and a husband meet to be reunited and for coital matters, the place where they indulge in their love-making is what you call a "love nest". How do we use "love nest" in a conversation? Please refer below for examples:Piolo and Sam secretly convened in a low-cost hotel in Malate. That place we can unmistakably refer to as a love nest.What do you call a love nest with only two male birds living in it? A nutty love nest.I love nest soup. I mean bird's nest soup.Barry, sit next to me; John, next to April; you there!!! Hey, I said sit next to me! Don't you "love" sitting "nest" to me?Look. Our love nest is burning.If Nestle is to make a "sexual performance enhancing" drug or food product, I'd bet they'll call i


kama sutra, sit more, just sit
1970-01-01 00:59:59
The arm-chair positionThe woman sits comfortably in an armchair with her hands and legs around the man. The man kneels in front of her and enters her. He can support himself with his hands on the back of the chair which will allow him more thrust.The chair-sitting positionThe man sits on a chair with his partner on his lap, with her back to him. She uses the strength in her legs to control the movement, while he plays with her clitoris and caresses her breasts. She may need to lean forward a little, for easier penetration...The fusionFor this position, the man slightly throws his body backwards while using his arms behind him for support. His legs can be stretched depending on his comfort level. The head can also be relaxed by looking up. The woman assumes the active roll with her thighs on the lap of her partner, which she can also wrap around the male's waist as an alternative, while using her arms to support her wieght. The stimulation must be intense, since during the penetration


love and lottery
1970-01-01 00:59:59
A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"Tagged as: love, lottery


puppy love
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Puppy love is a term used to refer to that particular feeling of love between young people, especially the adolescent ones. It is called puppy love because it's either the love they feel for each other is like that of the playfulness puppies show, or it resembles the affection that may be felt towards a puppy dog. Generally, older people see puppy love as an incomplete, immature, or 'false' love compared to 'true' love.According to Wikipedia; "during Elizabethan times, it was known as 'calf-love', as a traditional example is in the famous William Shakespeare play Romeo and Juliet"I wonder if there's such a thing as a fetus love.Tagged as: love, puppy


Kama Sutra, sit sit sit
1970-01-01 00:59:59
The HopscotchThe woman crouches, while the man enters her from a half-sitting position behind her. She controls the movement by rocking on her heels, while the man kisses her back and plays with her breasts. This position requires a great deal of suppleness, but pays attention to parts of the body which are too often forgotten...The HammockThe man is seated (preferably in a hard surface, not on bed), with flexed legs and the knees pointing up. This way, the intercourse is done by making the woman sit in the space between his body and legs. He then presses his partner with his knees slightly to aid the penetration while the woman does a swinging motion. In this position, the man is able to play her nipples with his mouth. The unique sensation during the penetration is said to make the tender one remember to come and go from the hammocks of childhood.The ToadThe man sits on the edge of the bed, with his feet on the ground and his back supported. His partner sits on him, with her back to
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Ginger, an aphrodisiac
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Though called a root, it is actually the rhizome of the monocotyledonous perennial plant Zingiber officinale. Originating in southern China, the cultivation of ginger spread to India, Southeast Asia, West Africa, and the Caribbean. The English word ginger is etymologically related to the Tamil iñci (இஞ்சி), having been borrowed into Indo-European languages from a Dravidian language.Ginger is commonly recognized as a digestive aid, but its proven nutritional and medical values could qualify it as a wonder spice. Ginger can help to alleviate indigestion, gas pains, diarrhea, nausea, motion sickness, morning sickness, and also contains many antioxidants. It has also been commonly used to treat inflammation, although medical studies as to the efficacy of ginger in decreasing inflammation have shown mixed results. There are several studies that demonstrate very positive results on minimizing joint pain from arthritis and other inflammatory disorders. It may also have blood thinni
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Platonic Love
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Plato (plate in english)Platonic love is viewed today as a love between two people wherein the sexual element does not enter, especially in cases where the opportunity to have otherwise arises, or where one might easily assume otherwise. A simple example of platonic relationships is a deep, non-sexual friendship between two heterosexual people of the opposite sexes. I guess this is the accepted notion of "Platonic love" because it's how Wikipedia describe it, along with the other encyclopedia and dictionary sites. But back when I was in highschool and (perhaps) in college, based on how I understood how other's understood it through their explanations and use of the word (I hope I didn't misunderstood them as well as cause some misunderstanding between you and me through this highly uncertain understanding of a, perhaps, misunderstood understanding), Platonic love is a form of a hidden desire whereby one or both parties involved find it hard to express their love for another d


kama Sutra, don't you get tired of sitting
1970-01-01 00:59:59
The BasketA position similar to the Hammock. The man sits on the floor or on a firm mattress, with one leg outstretched and the other bent at the knee to maintain his balance. The woman sits astride him, while he supports her pelvis and pulls her onto him fir deep penetration. She is in control and can vary her movements to bring them both to a climax, while he is in a ideal position to kiss and suck her nipples. Also called "pounding on the spot".The MedusaIf the man is equipped with flexibility and resistance, this position is a very attractive variant for the lovers who like balancing acts during sex. While squatting, the man receives the woman on his lap. Their movements can imitate those of the hammock position; the woman sways back and forth while the male squats with his supporting feet fixed and steady on the floor.The ProposalThe receiving partner kneels, legs apart. The penetrating partner kneels, one knee on ground.Kneeling variant of pounding on the spotThe penetrating
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the husband curse
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Two women friends meet on the street, but they haven't seen each other for years. As they are talking one women notices that her friend has a 5 carat diamond ring, and says "My what a magnificent ring." Her friend relies, "Yes, it is, but unfortunately it comes with a curse; you know, with my husband!"Tagged as: love, curse


Five Points' champagne love shots
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Alcoholic beverages are good love potions because the moment you get drunk too much everything seems beautiful and lovely. "Intoxication is love potion." Hmmm, it rhymes well. Regarding this one I have yet to try it.To begin the meal on Valentine's Day,5 Points serves a flight of five fresh fruit bellinis.Champagne2 Tablespoons Fruit puree (Raspberry, Passion Fruit, Blood Orange, Peach & Pomegranate)Spoon the puree into a Champagne flute and pour the Champagne on top.Tagged as: love, potion, alcohol
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Kama Sutra, sitting plus kneeling equals???
1970-01-01 00:59:59
PicottiThe man sits to one side, with his weight on an arm behind him and his knees bent, resting one on the floor. His partner sits on him, with her back to him and leans forward, rocking herself on her arms and rubbing herself against his legs, to bring them both to a climax. With his free hand; then man can caress the woman's breasts, buttocks and anus. This is a position for a rug on the ground, rather than a mattress, which will be too soft.Spanish OmeletteThis is a position almost similar to Picotti where the man has full access to the female's rear. The man sits, with his weight on his right arm and his legs outstretched. The woman sits astride him, with her back to him and leans forwards, supporting herself on her arms. While she controls the movement, his hands are free to caress her buttocks and clitoris.Kneeling Lotus PositionIt's the lotus position, but instead of sitting down, the two kneels in front of one another. with the woman's inner thighs occupying her partne
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Men Jokes
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Men jokes are invented by women, and it usually points out how shallow and dumb we are. What does it mean? Who cares? Just grab your beer, drink with your buddies, and think about it as their way of showing their concern for you through constructive criticism.What do men and beer bottles have in common?They're both empty from the neck upWhat's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his leg so you can vacuumWhat do you call a man with half a brain?Gifted !What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?1. No mind 2. No businessWhy did God create man?He needed to practiceTagged as: love, jokes, men
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Kama sutra, I never get tired kneeling
1970-01-01 00:59:59
More kneeling positions but take note that the last two are Japanese Kamasutra.Kneeling Body GuardIt is a kneeling "from behind" or rear-entry position. It has the intensity of doggy style, with the connectivity of a side-by-side position, and with the eroticism that comes with the uniqueness of all of the standing positions. But in this case, you're both kneeling.This position is especially good in allowing both partners access to touch and caress each other's bodies. From the diagram, you can see that the male behind gets to grab the woman's breast and play with her clitoris; so it's possible. The only difficult part of this sex position is aligning the genitals… which can be quite a problem for some couples. The woman can bend forward a little to allow the man to penetrate deeper.Cuddled Tea-grinding MillThe man sits on the floor, bed or chair. The woman squats down, facing him, onto the man's penis. The man scoops her up by the hips, which gives him absolute control
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erotic love
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Eros, child mispronunciation for "relos".Erotic love is a love focused solely on eroticism which, according to Wikipedia na naman, is "an aesthetic focused on sexual desire, especially the feelings of anticipation of sexual activity. It is not only the state of arousal and anticipation, but also the attempt through whatever means of representation to incite those feelings"The word "erotic" came from the Greek god of Love, Eros. Today, it is conceived and consensually accepted as a word that best describes and/or relates to sensual love or the human sex drive (libido). Ancient Greek philosophers and theologians recognize three kinds of love: eros, philia, and agape. Of the three, eros is considered the most egocentric, focusing on care for the self alone. Philia corresponds to friendship, and agape to self-sacrificing love.The ancient Greeks perception and philosophy about the heightened aesthetic sense in eroticism and the question of sexuality is more of a transcendental unif


kamasutra, what sitting again?
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Yeah, it's the return of living dead. Sitting positions are supposed to be over now, but just recently, unfortunately, I've discovered that I missed a few sitting positions in my hurry to move into the other positions. So here they are. Enjoy….The SpiderThe man sits with his legs out in front of him, leaning back on his hands, which are stretched out behind him. His partner sits astride him and rocks her pelvis, taking her weight on her arms and legs and bringing them both to a climax.Authentic Horseback RidingThe man sits up with his upper body slightly leaning back and his hands on the floor. His extended legs are bent at the knees. The woman straddles him with her back against him. Holding onto the man's knees, she is now ready to take a joy ride.Tagged as: love, sex, kama sutra


wedding, then a funeral
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Three weeks after her wedding day, Anna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "Dave and I had a DREADFUL fight!""Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!""I know, I know!" said Anna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"Tagged as: love, marriage, fight


CaressEMbracE
1970-01-01 00:59:59
What's with the title you ask? Nothing, it's just a caress and embrace written together without a space. Then, I capitalize the letters namely; the first, the two in the middle, and the last. That's just it, no hidden meanings or special codes. Are you expecting any?Caresses and embraces are an important part of our life. Not only, does it give us pleasurable sensation but also a sense of being important and cared for. Imagine living your youth without being embraced or caressed by your parents. I wonder how you'd grow up. Plus there was also a scientific finding wherein touches, massaging, and caressing increases one's immune system. It does something to your physical as well as your emotional well-being. That's caressing and embracing's importance for you.Generally, people do embraces and caresses to show signs of affection. You see it happening between friends, relatives, lovers, and several others that have close ties with each other. What I'm interested in, though,


Kama Sutra, the last ride
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Hello, everyone. It's been a week that I haven't been posting. This season is a pretty busy time for me, which might also include the following year. For this reason, I will only be able to post in this blog twice, at the most, every week. My busy life offline is starting to kick-in; maybe because Christmas is just around the corner and I've finally found a new job, which is pretty rewarding yet consistently demanding as well. I wish I could have more time to blog next year. I guess I'll just have to wait and cross my fingers.I'm also ending this Kamasutra series since I won't be able to frequently update the list; and it gets more and more boring to think and write about them every time. If you still wish to see more positions I'll share with you the links to my Kamasutra resource where I get my ideas and steal some photos. For this time, however, please enjoy the last six positions that I was able to muster. Chow!!!Man on Top Position: The MissionaryThe Missionary Posit
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Lawyer Honeymoon
1970-01-01 00:59:59
A couple is on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says, "but you've been married three times before""Yeah," she says, "but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted to talk about it, my second husband was a gynecologist and only wanted to look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to…God, I miss him"After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says, "And since you're an attorney I know I'm going to get screwed"Tagged as: love, honeymoon
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cayenne Pepper, an aphrodisiac
1970-01-01 00:59:59
"Sili" you sillyCayenne pepper is a hot red pepper used to flavor dishes; its name comes from the city of Cayenne in French Guiana. Its powdered form comes from the fruit of several cultivated varieties of the Capsicum baccatum and Capsicum frutescens very closely related to bell peppers, jalapeños, paprika, and others. All are related species of the nightshade family (Solanaceae).Cayenne pepper is a hot red pepper used to flavor dishes; its name comes from the city of Cayenne in French Guiana. Its powdered form comes from the fruit of several cultivated varieties of the Capsicum baccatum and Capsicum frutescens very closely related to bell peppers, jalapeños, paprika, and others. All are related species of the nightshade family (Solanaceae).Cayenne is used in cooking spicy hot dishes, as a powder or in its whole form (such as in Szechuan cuisine). It is generally rated at 40,000 to 90,000 Scoville Units.There are numerous studies going on for the medicinal applications of Cayenne pe
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