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married couples a minority? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 In the US, 49.7 percent of the nation's households are comprised of marriedcouples
(see report here) which could actually mean the numbers could drop in the following more years as the singlehood trend and "live-in" partners become a more preferred option in relationships. What does it have to do with the Philippines? Well, we could be next. If the cost of living would to continue to rise, and the gap between the rich and the poor continues to widen, it's certain that a future where wedding is exclusive only to those who can afford is a fact of life. Of course, there are always free mass-weddings around the corner, courtesy of ultra-generous politicians and political figures. Then, perhaps, there should be more free mass weddings in the future where populations will logically multiply. Weddings in those days, thus, will commonly be lacking its exclusivity for the bride and the groom.It's also important to take note that when the demand for career driven professionals in our
adoption 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Adoption, I believe, is one of the many sacred manifestations of love. Why you ask? Imagine taking care of a child not of your own flesh and blood, rearing it until it's capable of taking care of its self, not too many people are willing to do it without something in exchange. It's what you call as unconditional love which prevails in the process of adopting another human being, a part of our human instincts which helped us survive amidst the massive extinctions during the past hundreds of thousands of years.Adoption is a mutually beneficial experience. Ideally, adopted children should benefit from being adopted because it's their chance to have foster parents, which for most who undergoes adoption don't have simply because they were abandoned. They act as a replacement for what is absent in the child's life and provide the parental love and affection which is every child's ultimate need. At the same time, the foster parents are rewarded by a sense of well-being for helping
the love of eating 1970-01-01 00:59:59 When you love eating
, it's either you're addicted to it or you just love food. It's good if you just love food, its smell and taste, but not to the extent that you overeat all the time and become "hell OBESE" Did you know that overeating is a form of addiction? It's a stomach-to-brain signal sort of thing. Your stomach tells the "hippocampus" part of your brain to take more of your delicious cravings into your belly, the same part of the brain which is also involved in drug addiction. If what I've been reading is right, I think the experts in the field are trying to research on the signals transmitted to the brain from the stomach of an obese person. From that they will be able treat obesity through alternative and reversible procedures unlike the fastest growing one which is "bariatric surgery". According to them; "We should be able to identify sites within the stomach that are most likely to reduce hunger and appetite or induce a sense of fullness, either of
less testosterone 1970-01-01 00:59:59 First, the sperm count is on the decline because of mobile phones. Now, sex hormones of men from the U.S. are falling steadily. (View report here) What does this mean? According to the researches at the New England Research Institutes, the reason for the trend is unclear but neither aging nor certain other health factors, such as smoking or obesity, can fully explain the decline. The new study finds that average total testosterone
levels in men aged 65 to 69 fell from 503 nanograms/decileter (ng/dL) in 1988 to 423 ng/dL in 2003. Low testosterone levels have been linked to health problems, including lowered libido and diabetes.Is it a sign of an impending extinction of the male species? Maybe all those sci-fi novels and movies where men were as rare as plutonium were true after all. I'm thinking that maybe if this sort of declining hormone persists, it may have an effect on the next generation of males which may be fewer than normal. I now retract my early statement where men will out
How to Make People Laugh 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Most people think being funny is easy. However, that is not the case. When people think that it involves very little work, it's the opposite. Having a sense of humor involves a lot of hard work. Some say practice makes it perfect. Timing can also be a factor but sometimes one can do without it. But an arsenal of information to remember is usually the most effective tool to be humorous.To be funny you must first know what is funny? Giving you examples will help you be better acquainted with the concept.During the early days of cinema, slapstick comedy is always a hit among the movie goers. It's still the same case today, although it's much more complicated. What is it then that makes slapstick comedy funny? It is pain which is the basis for these movies. When someone gets hurt it is funny. Why do you think it is funny when Wile E. Coyote gets all messed up when all his efforts and gadgets to capture road runner fail? More than physical pain, emotional pain can also be funny at tim
if in doubt, love 1970-01-01 00:59:59 gapingvoidIt's Halloween; actually it was an hour ago. Today's November 1, All Saint's day: the day when the souls of the dead return to the realm of the living to reunite with their loved ones. It's nothing actually; just my silly attempt to join in the hype and celebration of Halloween.Anyways, about the topic at hand. It's a really nice quote. When we doubt
anything, if anything at all, we ask questions and we separate ourselves from it to get a clearer view without any involvement. It's a sort of natural instinct in us to be too analytic and suspicious to give an answer to our doubts. Most of the time, we stop pursuing something because we doubt. What if, for a change, instead of separating ourselves, we immerse ourselves more and love that which we doubt. Maybe, it will give a more rewarding experience and we'll learn more about the thing we doubt. And what if, in luck, we discover that the thing we pursue and decided to love will lead us to something fruitful in the
avocado 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Avocado (Persea americana) is a tree and the fruit of that tree, classified in the flowering plant family Lauraceae. It is native to Central America and Mexico. The fruit is sometimes called an avocado
pear or alligator pear, due to its shape and rough green skin. The avocado tree does not tolerate freezing temperatures, and so can be grown only in subtropical and tropical climates.A year-round fruit, avocados are delicious hot or cold, in soups, salads, stir-fries and as a healthier alternative to butter, sour cream and other dips and spreads. Avocados are cholesterol-free, sodium-free, low in saturated fat, and a good source of monounsaturated fat, which studies show may help in the prevention of heart disease.Legend has it that the first avocado was eaten in Mexico by a Mayan princess around 291 B.C. It is believed that the Aztecs used the avocado as a sexual stimulant. Later, early Americans called the avocado an "alligator pear" to describe the fruit's texture, another possib
funny cyber love 1970-01-01 00:59:59 photo from Klynton.comFound this while doing my searches on how laughter works. I thought it would be great to share it with you because I find it very amusing, its about how people integrated humor, love, and cyberlife into one. Enjoy:Seeking technical support for Girlfriend:I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 2.0 and am having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 all along as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you run Girlfriend in background mode with the sound switched off. But I'm embarrassed to say that I can't find the button to turn it off. I just run them separately, and it works OK. I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance with Girlfriend 2.0.My friend also told me that Girlfriend 2.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. And after that, you have to up
on laughter 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Laughter is a fundamental part of everyday life and a universal language shared not only by humans but by other primates as well. Tell me of a culture where members didn't spoke or knew of laughter
and humor you know. "More than our simple response to comedy and wise-cracks from the television and around us, laughter is primarily a social vocalization that binds people together. It is a hidden language that we all speak. It is not a learned group reaction but an instinctive behavior programmed by our genes" ---psychology today.comBasically, laughter is important because it sort of bonds us and the others who are participating in the humor and laughter. Even when watching television, it's still the same. There's still a form of binding between the comic-speaker or the character in a program we watch and us at work no matter how small. That way, we'll make sense of what they are doing; and, finally, we'll understand the humor behind it which, eventually, makes us laugh. It
something fishy 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.~John Barrymore quotes~Tagged as: love, fish Read more:something
how to be romantic 1970-01-01 00:59:59 In most cases, after 1 to 2 years of relationship, romance seems to elude even the sweetest of lovers and/or partners. Often this leads to separation because, eventually without that spark, you'll grow tired of each other. By being romantic
from time to time, not necessarily all the time, you give more reason for your partner to love and think about you. Of course, the effort should come from both parties to be successful since it takes two to tango. One should also put in mind that being romantic is not the one and only way to keep your love alive; there are several others (such as here and here). But since it's the matter at hand, the focus will be solely "romance".If you're looking for reasons why she calls you a troll or he calls you a witch, these name callings are endless, it could be that romance has been long absent in your relationship (or your partner found you very attractive before because you provide a lot of opportunities such as money, career, and a good life;
stealing a smile 1970-01-01 00:59:59 We all know that smiling is worth 26 muscles, while a frown takes 62. Smiling, like laughing, some say, is also good for one's health. So making your partner smile is a lot better than making them mad. It's like the "apple quote," only better: A smile a day keeps the doctor and the marriage councilor away. Of course, it should be you who's making your partner smile and not somebody else, who got the potential to replace you as a partner.Tagged as: love, smile
honey 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Honey is a sweet and viscous fluid produced by honey
bees from the nectar of flowers. It is significantly sweeter than table sugar and has attractive chemical properties for baking. In many cultures, honey has associations that go far beyond its use as a food. In language and literature, religion and folk belief, honey is frequently a symbol or talisman for sweetness of every kind including its being considered as an aphrodisiac.Loosely called "the nectar of Aphrodite", honey is one of the most seductive foods in the world. Sticky, viscous, deliciously sweet, honey is as much a sensual experience as it is a delicious indulgence.Historically, many medicines in Egyptian times were based on honey including cures for sterility and impotence. Also, medieval seducers plied their partners with Mead, a fermented drink made from honey. Lovers on their "Honeymoon" drank mead and it was thought to "sweeten" the marriage.Raw honey also contains enzymes that help in its digestion, several vita
comforting the grief-laden 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "How do I comfort sad people?" you might ask. Read:Always smile. Smiling is, at times, viral. Doing this could make them smile in return, thus lessening their burden by an inch. It's also one way of establishing a connection with them.Talk. Start a conversation. It starts with a "Hi" or "Hello". I usually do it with an "Uy", then ask what's wrong.Listen. Don't just go on asking questions. You also have to listen to what they have to say.Understand. Be understanding and compassionate. Never blame them for any reason at all. Just tell them that things happen for a reason (most people say it even if they themselves don't know what's the reason, so just say it).Offer help. Give friendly advices. Always be positive when doing it. Sinister ones will only make things worse. If you can offer more than simple advices, then, offer them company or friendly-services (such as inviting them to attend some recreational activities like sports, workshops, gimmicks, etc.) to al
cruel behaviors, sexy impressions 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Guess what? What---??? It's Askmen.com again. I don't know why I don't get tired of their articles. More than its informative value, I guess it's just damn entertaining. It's only today that I've discovered the disclaimer below their page which says; "This article is for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. The findings and opinions of authors expressed herein are those of the author and do not necessarily state or reflect those of AskMen.com" That must be the reason why it somehow feels odd when I try it in my life off-line. But regarding the "thingamajeegs" that I write here, I assure you; they'll work like magic. And the stuffs you'll find in here are all irresponsibly and dim-wittedly hard to come by. But just in case you get into trouble while trying my tips, ummhhh…. Have you tried reading my disclaimer lately?Did you know that women have some sort of confusing love-hate sentiment regarding the behavior of their relationship partner that they Read more:cruel
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a husband is? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.~Helen Rowland~Tagged as: love, husband
Britney and Kevin separation 1970-01-01 00:59:59 What about them? Nothing. Just can't think of any catchy title. I don't care about these two, really. They separated, so what? A lot of couple separate these days. Maybe because they had too much of these:Better Sex Love PotionsHave More Fun With Your PartnerBetter Sex Love Potions will make your love making even better. The massage oil is made with all natural, vitamin fortified oils and has been lightly scented with vanilla and enhanced with pheromones. Strawberry Kiss Warming oil is a delicious strawberry flavored and scented oil that stimulates all the senses. Rub it on or blow on it and it warms to the touch. The gel lubricant facilities any sexual encounter. It is a thick, water based, glycerin free, non-staining, latex compatible bottle of slippery fun.Includes:4 fl.oz. Bottle Of Warming Oil4 fl.oz. Bottle Of Massage Oil4 fl.oz. Bottle Of Gel LubricantKama Sutra Honey DustIndulge yourself or someone you love, with this soothing, sensual and 100% natural pleasure. Created from Read more:Kevin
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love joke 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A Love StoryI shall seek and find you.I shall take you to bed and control you.I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.I will make you beg for mercy.I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.And you will be weak for days.All my love,The Flu(view original source. although, uncertain if it is really the original source.)Tagged as: love, joke
mushy names 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I've been looking at my StatCounter account recently. I'm somehow surprised that the site is now working in my computer, at least. It was sort of 4 months ago, I guess, that it stopped loading in my browser and showed me messages that I can't access the site on this and that server. I tried it on a pc in the computer shop and the site worked just fine. It must be an isp problem, I think.Anyways, about the mushy names, I'm somewhat surprised that there have been a considerable number of people doing searches on "mushy names" and landed on my page. And, just as you guessed it, it sparked my interest.What are mushy names, by the way? The Free Dictionary defined "mushy" as excessively sentimental or given to or displaying mawkish affection or amorousness. Combine it with names and you get something like a term of endearment, usually a nickname or word, that holds a special meaning expressing affection or fondness. Commonly, people tend to be embarrassed when they are called
another round of potions 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Another dose of "love potion" like products in the net. Again, I won't provide no links for this since it's not my intention to make you buy it, and... You can always do your searches in google for love potions and there will be endless "lovepotions" flooding your monitor."Seduction" Love & Passion Perfume Oil Perfume Oils & Pure Essential Oil Perfumes! We take no responsibility for making the one you desire powerless with this exclusive perfume oil blend of pure essential oils and floral absolutes including pure Bulgarian Rose Otto, Superior Patchouli, Indian Sandalwood, Nutmeg Absolute, Amberi and exotic Cubed renowned for drawing love, passion, romance and sensuality into your life. Just apply this exquisite, magical perfume oil potion to your body like any perfume to draw love, passion and sensuality. 2 Oz. Perfume Oil in Colbalt Blue Glass with Silver French Twist Cap.Tagged as: love, potions Read more:round
valentine slogans 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Hmmm... I can smell love in the air. Happy Valentine's day everybody. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's too early since Christmas is till approaching. But after Christmas, and New Year, after a few twists and turns, before you know it, it's Valentines season already. So, I think there's nothing wrong with a declaration of "Happy Valentine's Day" this early. And for that a list of funny Valentine slogan for you guys:10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!4. Through all the things th
unique marriage proposals 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Are you in dire need of an outrageous idea to "sweep your girlfriend off her feet" with your proposal? Below is the list of special marriage
proposal ideas you can use. Some are new while others are quite common; but nonetheless they are still okay and effective. So, if you are that quirky about making that lasting impression, read on.Have a plane sky-write your proposal. Plan it for the day of a family picnic, boat ride or other outing so she is sure to see it.Another Christmas marriage proposal idea is to wrap the ring box inside successively bigger boxes so that your sweetheart will think the present is very large. As each layer is opened, the laughs will grow. Get down on one knee right as the last box is opened.Give your sweetheart a sensual massage, and save the left hand for last. As you massage that hand, slip the ring on and be ready to pop the question.Spell out the marriage proposal in some place they aren't expecting to see it - perhaps using alphabet refrigerator ma Read more:unique
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kids talk about love 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "What does love mean?" Ask kids that and here's what you'll get.Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.Kari - age 5Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.Chrissy - age 6Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him to make sure the taste is OK.Danny - age 7Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and my daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.Emily - age 8Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.Chris - age 7When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.Karen - age 7more of these stuff....Tagged as: love, kids
pineapple 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The pineapple
(Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant and fruit (berry), native to Brazil, Bolivia, Peru, and Paraguay. The plant is a short (1-1.5 m) herbaceous perennial with 30 or more trough-shaped and pointed leaves 30-100 cm long, surrounding a thick stem. Pineapples are the only bromeliad fruit in widespread cultivation.The name pineapple in English (or piña in Spanish) comes from the similarity of the fruit to a pine cone. The word "pineapple", first recorded in 1398, was originally used to describe the reproductive organs of conifer trees (now termed pine cones). When European explorers discovered this tropical fruit, they called them "pineapples" (term first recorded in that sense in 1664) because it resembled what we now know as pine cones. The term "pine cone" was first recorded in 1695 to replace the original meaning of "pineapple".Pineapple contains a proteolytic enzyme bromelain, which digests food by breaking down protein. Pineapple juice can thus be used as a marinad
kama sutra 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "Kamasutram," generally known to the Western world as "Kama Sutra", is an ancient Indian text on human sexual behavior, widely considered to be the standard work on love in Sanskrit literature. The text was composed by "Vatsyayana," as a brief summary of various earlier works belonging to a tradition known generically as "Kama Shastra," the science of love. "Kama" is literally desire. "Sutra" signifies a thread, or discourse threaded on a series of aphorisms. Sutra was a standard term for a technical text, thus also the "Yogasutram" of Patanjali. The text is originally known as "Vatsyayana Kamasutram" (Vatsyayana's Aphorisms on Love).The Kama Sutra has 36 chapters, organized into seven parts, each of which is written by individual experts in the respective fields. These fields show different sex hints, positions and points of view. Only about 20 percent of the book is devoted to sexual positions. The remainder gives guidance on how to be a good citizen and insights into men and women
kama sutra sequel 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Yes, it's the continuation of the "kama sutra" post. For now, I think I'll focus more on the standing position variants, or "effective quickies" as they call it. I have to admit, though, that I'm not completely sure that it's a genuine kama sutra sex position since, you know internet resources these days. And yet, even so, I'm convinced that it's a sex position alright. With that said, here goes nothing but everything….Standing Rear AttackThis position is very suitable for spontaneous urges to make love as it is able to be done just by loosening of the clothes. It is good for fast exciting sex, giving both partners the opportunity to thrust against one another.The woman stands with her back to her partner, her knees bent. Her arms can be crossed on the back, lean on a wall or to any piece of furniture to support herself. The man enters her from behind and controls the movement, stimulating her clitoris and breasts with his hands. Penetration will be deep, stimula Read more:sequel
love at first sight 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.~Israel Zangwill~Tagged as: love, true
kissing 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Wikipedia defines it as; "A kiss (from Old English "cyssan" "to kiss," in turn from "coss" "a kiss," perhaps onomatopoeic) is the touching of the lips to another person or to an animal or thing. The study of kissing is called philematology"Commonly and in most cases and cultures, kissing is often done to express affection. We often give it to those special to us and to our close acquaintances. It is used to offer greetings or a goodbye; to show gestures of subservience and/or gratuitous behavior; to express love between a man and a woman, parent and child, friends, etc.; and to express romantic affection or sexual desires. Also, there are times when kissing is used in morbid intentions such as a symbol of condemnation, death, or anything that denotes the kiss recipient's expected and intentional parting from the one giving the kiss, either temporarily or permanently.Kissing is also a symbol which isn't confined only within the act of using the lips to make physical con
kama sutra positions again 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "more rear entry positions
"Doggy styleThis name refers to the initial position assumed by dogs when mating. In English, it is also known as kitty style, retrocopulation, or simply rear entry; in Latin as coitus more ferarum ("sex by the custom of beasts"); in French as levrette ("female Greyhound"); in Italian as pecorina ("little sheep"); in Russian as раком ("crayfish"). This position has been used since antiquity. It is described in the Kama Sutra as "the congress of a cow". The woman is on all-fours, taking her weight on her forearms. The man kneels behind her, and enters her from behind, controlling the movement with his hips. This classic position will give both partners a great deal of pleasure, as the deep penetration will not only stimulate the vaginal walls, but also the G spot. The Dog will appeal to men who like to take the dominant role during sex and to women who like deep penetration and a high level of stimulation.For the penetrating partner, the position offers an
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