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Sierra Information Technologies – The Worst ISP in Sri Lanka! 2007-04-07 23:07:00 I’m poor…I don’t have ISDN, Wi-Fi or ADSL…all my internet needs are satisfied using dial up connections…I was using this service provider called Vinet…which was very bad to begin with, but after today’s experience I might just consider going back to them!!! Curse Sierra
!!!Went to a dingy little communication shop at Rathmalana Junction and got myself an Internet card for 200 bucks with 12 hours of online time. An internet card is pretty simple…you buy the card, scratch the foil section, enter the given username, password and phone number in the dial up connection applet, and hit “Dial”So I followed the instructions and clciked "dial" only to get an engaged tone via the modem speaker…so I assumed the server was a bit busy so I kept redialing for a few times before I se Read more:Lanka
, Sri Lanka
Killing Kottu?…Plans for shutting down Sri Lankas Blogosphere! 2007-03-31 19:01:00 Met up with Mahanghu a.k.a “Big Shit” at barefoot a few days back and I was sad and shocked to hear that Kottu was being shut down. At first I laughed and said no one could shut down Kottu but then Ghu explained the situation and this somber sort of mood set in.Apparently Kottu’s Parent hosting servers “Dreamhost” were being shut down by Wordpress due to technical problems (Clogging up of the dreamhost sever-series) so all blogs / feed-readers / Metablogs that depend on those particular servers were effectively being closed down. The admin of dreamhost servers had already sent a common email to all the subscribers and notified them of complete shutdown in approximately 3 months!To make matters worse, Kottu’s current parent program is not capable of handling the number of blogs Read more:Killing
, Blogosphere
How to catch an Easter bunny! 2008-03-23 01:20:00 To catch yourself an Easter
bunny you will need the following; 1.A highly trained Ninja Chicken with a personal vendetta against Easter bunnies. This type of skilled chickens are available (through a shady deal) from the infamous Maradana Kukul Mudalali2.A kilo of juicy bright orange carrots, but with the rising cost of vegetables might I suggest a sack full of kankun (use rubber gloves to prevent you from coming in contact with DDT, and/or other deadly pesticides)3.A relatively new and clean oil barrel – Empty of course since only the Sultan of Oman can afford his very own barrel of viscous, gorgeous oil, or if you cant find that a large plastic barrel which the local moonshine dealer may have in stock!4.A board with the words “Juicy Orange Carrots THIS WAY” written in BIG BOLD LETT
Bringing sexy back…blogger style! 2008-03-24 10:25:00 There! It’s done. After what seems like years of monotony I have finally revamped the “Dragons of Eden” and I think it has come out quite well…very mature and somewhat sophisticated! (If I should say so myself!) *gloats away happily*Blogger has come a long way since the days of HTML editing and Blogger “Classic”. In the good old day changing your template was a horror; involving quite a bit of HTML knowledge to set up things just the way you wanted. Most people settled for “default” looks which could simply be setup without much of a hassle…but if you were anything like me you’d spend hours of backing up and hacking the template to get just the right “look”. Invariably this involved trial and error coding, cut and paste copyright infringement and the inevitable barr
Wide bodied woes! 2008-04-25 00:35:00 HAHAHA…90 dammit 90…NINE ZERO!!!!! *runs about happily bouncing off the walls* This is SO going to look good on the final results sheet! I got 90 on the previously mentioned gas turbine engines / propulsion systems exam so this means after what seems like an eternity of studying and suffering I can finally get back to my routine of partying till dawn, waking up at noon and flirting on the phone till the parents point a shotgun at me!!! *Wheeeeeeee* So after years of waiting for my turn I’ve finally been assigned to the base maintenance section of the beloved national carrier! Things here are awesome…and that’s a gross understatement!!! A320’s are alright…their big…yes; but they don’t really leave you all awestruck and open mouthed! However the A330’s and the 340’s…t
Seven secrets. Four fears. 2008-05-07 08:30:00 Once upon a time a dearest, darling friend told me that every person has seven secrets and four fears. The number wasn’t a hard and fast, written in stone, sort of number, more of a bare minimum but think about it and you will realize its true in very subjective, biased sense! Of course I won’t dare divulge my seven secrets on this already “said too much” blog of mine but I guess my four fears won’t hurt anyone! My fears are more insecurities than real “fears” per say. And more often than not the lack of certain fears shoves me right smack in the middle of other minor complications, but the four I have chosen as my principal four will probably freak me out to the extent where I’ll do something very stupid to prevent them from coming true…I think?!?!Fear Uno - The fear th Read more:Seven
Task for today…find and kick a university student!! 2008-05-10 10:44:00 I’m not a morning person…not in the very least bit! I despise being woken up anything prior to 10am…it’s the scorching sun that must cause you to arise from a sweet slumber…not the whine of some damned alarm clock…its just unnatural…like 80 year olds with Viagra induced erections…waking up at the crack of dawn is just not the way things were meant to be!!!The only thing worse than waking up at 8am is waking up at 8am and reading about these blooming university students and their pitiful strikes at 8:15am! Seriously! What is up with these losers!?!?!OK!!! So you aced the Advanced level exams and got island ranked…good for you….honestly I admire you for your dedication, but the fact that you haven’t gone swimming in the sea since you were seven because you were studying
The King of "Unfit" 2008-05-16 00:25:00 This calls for a celebration!!! I am officially the most unfit person to “walk” this earth…and even walking leaves me breathless if I do that for more than 20 minutes!! But that’s not even the funny part…the funny...the most hilarious, and comical element of this situation is that I decided to run...and by god I shall never do THAT again unless I’m suicidal or I am forced to run to act
Ranil (Effing Dimwit) Wickramasinghe! 2008-05-21 10:01:00 I’m not into the whole politics thing…I have a vague idea of what goes on about me but I’m not one of those “normal” people who read the papers everyday and watch a political debate at least once a week. So what I say may not be “politically correct” so to speak but it’s definitely getting to me! Will someone PLEASE tell me what is wrong with Mr. Retard Wickramasinghe? Has losing m
The school that moulded my character most – Bishops College!!! 2008-05-26 11:07:00 “Non Sibi Sed Omnibus” – I’m sure that means mess with us and we’ll break both your legs! As a member of the male species naming BC is a rather bold (or mildly retarded) move! But you see, from a very young age the Amazonian females of the beside-beira-bishops had a profound impact on my upbringing! For instance my first crush was a bishopian! OK so she was 2 years older than me, and in Read more:College
As beautiful as the dawn - An attempt at poetry. 2008-05-29 20:50:00 You are, to me, as beautiful as the dawn. You are shades of flamingo pink and fiery red with a tinge of lavender and grey. You glow with love and kindness and such compassion that it blows me away, leaves me breathless and bemused.Your soft and soothing voice is reminiscent of the morning breeze, refreshing and sweet. Like the gentle rustle of leaves. Calm and tranquil are the words you whisper, t Read more:attempt
Seven and Ten – back to back tags!!! (PART TWO) 2008-06-04 23:24:00 Ten things that make me happy no? Sex, drugs and alcohol…that leaves me with just seven more!!! Heheh….I kid I kid!!!1. Friends – What is happiness without friends to share it with! I have the most amazing bunch of friends! I can’t for the life of me imagine what I would do without them! From bar fights to running away from home scenes, my friends have always stood beside me loyal and reso Read more:Seven
Seven and Ten – back to back tags!!! (PART ONE) 2008-06-04 23:22:00 Why only seven random / weird things? I have more like 67….seriously…I’m like the Kaiser of weirdness dammit and limiting me to a mere seven is just downright unfair!!! *pulls out his hair to prove his point* and the other tag which I got like a month ago; 10 things that make me happy? What’s with ten…there’s only one thing that makes me happy and that’s the thought of “her” *gag Read more:Seven