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LOGICAL THINKING 2007-05-17 09:29:00 A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said? Comon guys, put on your thinking caps & get the solution.... .. ..... ..... ......... Dont keep scrolling ??. think about the answer ....... ........ Ans:- The man had to reply the number of characters in the word the Doorman was asking. He should have replied "Three" instead of "Five". HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEST IF A MIRROR IS 2 WAY OR NOT 2007-05-17 09:13:00 Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S? - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror & is also shown in Hindi Movie HUMRAAZ) How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware.Many of the hotels and textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms,changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface byjust looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:Place the tip of your fingernail against the
Enthusiastic Salesman 2007-05-07 10:48:00 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet." Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!!! Read more:Enthusiastic
Science has all the Solution 2007-05-02 09:36:00 Kyun chalti hain pawanBecause of evaporation .Kyun jhoome hain gagan,Because of earth's rotation.Kyun machalta hain mann,Because of disorder in digestion.Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!Kyun gum hain har disha,Because u have poor sense of direction.Kyun hota hain nasha,Because of drug addiction.Kyun aata hain mazaa,Because u enjoy the situation.Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!Kyun aati hain bahar,Because of change in season.Kyun hota hain karar,Because of taking tension.Kyun hota hain pyaar,Because of opposite attraction.Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!! Read more:Science
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A Child's confession 2007-05-02 09:13:00 Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.************** Letter 1Dear God,I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.I want a red one.Your friend, Bobby**************Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,So he tore up the letter an Read more:confession
Management Lesson 2007-05-02 09:10:00 One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo , and all that good stuff. By the Read more:Management
Change your Vision 2007-05-02 09:08:00 There was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and underwent hundreds of injections. But the ache persisted with great vigour than before. At last a monk who has supposed to be an expert in treating such patients was called for by the millionaire. The monk understood his problem and said that for sometime he should concentrate only on green colours and not to fall his eyes on any other colours. The millionaire got together a group of painters and purchased barrels of green color and directed that every object his eye was likely to fall to be painted in green colo Read more:Change
LEAVE LETTERS 2007-05-02 09:04:00 If u don't know how to write a leave letter no problem…..am sending u some …..Which ever is appropriate u can send them…. J 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. 2. Another employee applied for half dayleave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "AsI am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request youto leave me today" 4. An incident of a leave letter "Iam suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. 6. Covering note: "I am
Sardarji jokes, really foolish 2007-04-21 10:04:00 Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Banta Singh : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBanta Singh : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Keep it UpBanta Singh : Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBanta Singh : Mini DadInterviewer : Enough! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Don't take my seatInterviewer : Idiot! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Clever! Don't take my SeatInterviewer : I say you get out!Banta Singh : You didn't say I come inInterviewer : I reject you!Banta Singh : You Appoint meInterviewer: ........!!!!!!!***** Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.***Banta: When did George Washington die?Santa: two days before his funeral.***There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the funeral are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is cele
Delhi mein meri trip 2007-04-21 09:24:00 Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai." Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai." Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!" Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai." Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe." Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: "Ek paani ka gilas milega?" Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch ke milte hain." Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se poonc
Interview (Funny) 2007-04-21 09:22:00 OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH? CANDIDATE: NO, MANI PAL SIR OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT? CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEANS? CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE... OFFICER: M P!!!! CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR OFFICER: M E N T A L L Y P U N C T U R E D Read more:Funny
Only for Tamil knowing friends 2007-04-21 09:06:00 I AM AUTOFELLOWI am autofellow autofellowFour knowing
route fellowJustice having rate fellowGood people mix fellowNice singing song fellow Gandhi borning country fellowStick take means hunter fellowBig people's relation fellow Mercy having mind fellow daI am all poor's relative fellow daI am always poor people's relative fellow da Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk onlyAchak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk onlyTown become big, population become big Bus expecting, half age overLife become hectic in time, exist in corner of streetAda eye beat means love coming they telling You hand clap means auto coming I tellingFront coming look, this three-wheel chariot Good come and arrive, you trust and climb upMercy having mind fellow daI am always poor people's relative fellow daAchak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk onlyMummy motherfolk, danger not leaveHeat or cyclone, never I never tellThere there hunger take means, ma Read more:Tamil
Enjoy the lateral thinking 2007-04-21 08:35:00 DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS![U] Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)Q. How can you lif t an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Toppe Read more:thinking
Real Sardar Jokes 2007-04-19 11:53:00 EK DIN EK DAKU EK SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..***AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI. *** SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE... ***BAAP BETE SE: TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?BETA:MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE. ***IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS " BHAISAAB UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"SARDAR - OYE SORRY YAAR-AAJ PEHNA NAHI.. ***SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI. ***SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA : AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI..KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA?BIWI : KUCH NAHI THODI SI JAL G AYEE THI... ISLIYE BARNOL CREAM LAGA Read more:Sardar
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7 Reasons why not to mess up with children 2007-04-19 11:43:00 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow ahuman because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow ahuman; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked whatthe drawing was.The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girlreplied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing Read more:Reasons
Know Your VALUE 2007-04-19 11:37:00 A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air."My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will ha
The Real Gift 2007-04-19 11:30:00 A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautifulsports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing hisfather could well afford it, he told him that was allhe wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young manawaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely,leather-bound Bible. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen
Doctors vs Engineers 2007-04-19 11:25:00 7 Engineers
and 7 Doctors
are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) : 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....* * *NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNESCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives....ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE .. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg. Bathroom...TC D
Thathuvam 2 2007-04-19 11:20:00 1. Paaku marathula paaku irukum, Theaku marathula thaeku irukum, Aana pana marathula panam irukaadhu..!!!!!2. Saturday to Sunday-> oru naal, Aana Sunday to Saturday ->??!!!!!!!!!3. Cycle la poana cycling, Train la poana training-a?4. Puli padhunguvadhu paai vadharkey. Full meals sappiduvadhu saai vadharkey..!!!!!!5. ELLA 'NEW YEAR'um ONNANTHETHIYIL THAAN VARUM AANA ELLAONNANTHEDIYUM'NEW YEAR'AAGUMA????????????!!!!!!!6. Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum... Petrol poda keelathaanvaranum.7. mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam aana software engineersoftwareaaga mudiyadhu......8. kosu kadicha tortoise aethivakkalam aana tortoise kadicha kosuaethivakka mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9. Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala tharanthuvedikkaapaakka mudiyaathu10. Key boardla key irrukkum Anna Mother boardla mother irrukkuma11. brush vachi pallu clean pannalam............... ana palla vachi brushclean panna mudiyuma
Thathuvam 2007-04-19 11:13:00 MANDAIYA POTTA "DIE"MANDAILA POTTA "DYE" Vaazhkai Thaththuvam:*Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma???Today's Punch:*Panam Varum Pogum! Padhavi Varum Pogum!Kavalai Varum Pogum!Kaadhal Varum Pogum!Aana AIDS varum... pogathu!!! Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Niraya idathula irukkum Ana Adayar Ala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum than. Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyathu But, Payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum Caru kulla tyre inrunthaa adhu stephney, adey Nambha meela antha tyre erinaa, nambha chutney !!! Ulla pora varaikkum than brandy, Veliya vantha athukku paer vaandy Thannambikkai-kum thalaiganathukkum oru nool allavu thaan vithiyaasam... ennnala full adichittu steadya nikka mudiyumnu solrathu thannambikkai - ennnala mattum thaan full adichittu steadyaaa nikka mudiyummnu solrathu thalaiganam Cellulla balance illana call panna mudiyadhu, anna manushannuku call illana balance panna mudiyumma Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadaisiy
Computer Tech. Support Calls 2007-04-18 13:04:00 These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you?**********Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?Customer : Yes, sure, it's really stuck.Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.Customer : No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....**********Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Female customer: A white one...Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?**********Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.**********Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Ever Read more:Computer
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MBA vs B.Com 2007-04-18 08:25:00 MBA vs B.Com StudentThis particular joke won an award for the best joke in acompetition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...... An MBA and a B.com go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the B.com wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets". "Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three". "Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful andwe are small and insignificant". "Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow". What does it tell you?" The B.com is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
Sardarji jokes 2007-04-18 08:15:00 Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Sardar: Got upper berthFriend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.Again twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. WHY?Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking..A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.A bystander: why are u laughing?Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me .Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U this PacketSardar: why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted itSardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1year older to you'Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry
Bad Habits 2007-04-18 08:07:00 A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept onpestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a packof cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again.He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Com Read more:Bad Habits
SOME CUTE JOKES 2007-04-16 06:22:00 TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!TEACHER : What are you talking about?PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : PAPPU!TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrongPAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".PAPPU : I is... TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever be
Interesting insight into Decision Making 2007-05-21 07:05:00 A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused.Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track.The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the one child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed. Or would you rather let the train go its way? Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make................................................................Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, I guess.Exactly, I thought the same way initially because to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would make, morally and emotionally.But, have you ever thought that the child choosing to play on the disused track had
A True Love Story 2007-05-21 06:52:00 This is a true, touching love story that happenned inthe NWFP(border) areas.Note: This story might bring tears in your eyes. The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the peopleof the tribe came to know about their love, they did not like it at all, and sobegan to protest about it.Now what happened, the two lovers left their homes fora happy future. The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in anewspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marryu, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitide of the tribe took a beating.The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding. He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. After a long tim Read more:True Love
Why Newton commited suicide - Just for fun 2007-05-31 00:58:00 Here is the reason why...Once Newton
came to India and watched few Tamil movies that had his head spinning.He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: [1] Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head.To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!Long Live Rajanikanth! [2] In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.Guess, what he does?He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each
Seminar Joke 2007-05-29 00:50:00 Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second ha Read more:Seminar
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