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Newton 2007-06-12 02:15:00 Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seekUnfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton
......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......" All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! __._,_.___ . __,_._,___
EVOLUTION OF COMPUTER 2007-06-12 02:14:00 EVOLUTION OF COMPUTER – TIMELINE The genesis of mechanical / digital computing can be traced back to Blaise Pascal and GW Liebnitz. Charles Babbage was the first to imagine a machine that could process data. He designed first a different engine, an analytical engine and an all purpose calculating machine. Year 1904:Discovery of thermionic valve.Year 1938: Konrad Zeus built the world's first binary digital computer, the Z1.Year 1941:Zeus completed the first fully functional program-controlled electromechanical digital computer, the Z3.Year 1946:The first glimpse of the ENIAC, a machine built by John Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert.Year 1948:Claude Shannon identified the bit as the fundamental unit of data and the basic unit of computation.Year 1951:The UNIVAC I developed.Year 1952:John von Neumann's IAS computer became operational.Year 1953:IBM shipped its first electronic computer, the 701.Year 1955:The first fully transistorized computer, TRADIC.Year 1956:Experiments began for dire
A small Story 2007-06-12 02:14:00 A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. Turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last! For about six months they cleaned the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no long
WILL POWER 2007-06-14 06:34:00 An old man lived alone in Minnesota.He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.Dear Son,I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.Love, Dad.........Shortly, the old man received this telegram:" For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.The next morning, A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.His son's reply was
BRAIN & LIVER DAMAGING 2007-06-14 01:24:00 BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS No Breakfast:People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.Overeating:It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.Smoking:It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.High Sugar consumption:Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.Air Pollution:The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.Sleep Deprivation:Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.Head covered while sleeping:Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain d
How to check the Expiry Date of a Tyre 2007-06-13 02:15:00 Vehicle tires have a 4-year validity period from their Date of Manufacture (DOM). Thereafter, the tire expires and may burst whilst in use.How to find out whether your tire has expired?Check for a stamp like this: (*2603*) There is an asterisk at the beginning and at the end of this serial number. The first two numbers 2 6 will tell which week of the year has it been manufactured. NB: One year has 52 weeks.The last two numbers represent the year of make.Therefore, *2603* shows that the said tire is manufactured in the 26th week of the year 2003. *2699* this shows that the tire is made in the 26th week of 1999.Check all your tires for safety purposes. Do not use expired tires. They are likely to burst (especially when running in hot weather) because the rubber component may have hardened and cracked.
NEVER DRINK & DRIVE 2007-06-19 02:14:00 This young lady was recently on Oprah and what a loving, forgiving young woman she is ! An amazing story of what she has suffered and will bear the rest of her life. Please share this with your friends and especially your teenagers who are driving.The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999.After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds.Without a left eyelid Jacquie needs eye drops to keep her vision.Now 20 year old, he cannot forgive himself for driving drunk on that night three years ago. He's aware of devastating Jacqueline Saburidos life.Not everyone who gets hit with a car dies. The doctors are still working on Jacqueline, whose body was covered with 60% severe burnings.SHOW YOUR TEENAGERS THE IMPORTANCE OF NO
Heart Attack & Warm Water 2007-06-18 00:35:00 This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks.The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water. Maybe, it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intens Read more:Heart
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