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MOBILE USERS, IMPORTANT FOR YOU 2007-05-29 00:47:00 Dear one and all,Very IMP for mobile user We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/ numbers stored inits memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these numbers belong to our near and dear ones? In case we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and thepeople attending us get hold of our mobile phone but don't know whichnumber to call to inform our family members. Yes, there are many numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored underthe name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones.Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is simple, an important method of contact during emergency situations.As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store thenumber of a contact person or person who should be contacted at duringemergency as ICE" (meaning In Case of Emergency). The idea was t
Fruits and its Nutritional Value 2007-05-29 00:40:00 Apple Key benefits of apples Apples, known as a cleansing food, contain fibre, antioxidants and fruit flavonoids. The most important of the flavonoids contained in apples is quercetin, which has anti-inflammatory as well as anti-cancer actions. Apples contain vitamin C as well � more so in green apples than in red ones. Apples can reduce blood cholesterol levels, counter constipation and diarrhoea, help joint problems and help prevent diseases in general. How much apples should you eat? Apples can be eaten freely, but more than two or three a day does not increase the health benefits. Large quantities of apple juice can encourage tooth decay and diarrhoea. Maximising the benefits of apples Apples are best eaten raw, as cooking them can reduce the flavonoids by as much as 70 percent into the cooking water. It is also a good idea to eat the apple unpeeled as flavonoids are contained in or near the skin. Nutritional values of apple Calor Read more:Fruits
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SUCCESS 2007-05-28 06:00:00 SPEAK TO PEOPLE - There is nothing as nice as cheerful greeting.SMILE - It takes 72 muscles to frown-only 14 to smile.CALL PEOPLE BY NAME - Everyone is pleased when u remember their name.BE FRIENDLY AND HELPFUL - And others will respond in like manner.SPEAK AND ACT - As if everything u do is a genuine pleasure.BE GENUINELY - Interested in people.BE GENEROUS - With praise cautious with criticism.BE CONSIDERATE - With the feeling of others,it will be appreciated.BE THOUGHTFUL - Of the opinions of others,listen them...BE WILLING - To give service,what counts most in life is what we do for others.
CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME / CV ? 2007-06-01 05:48:00 BE PROUD OF THIS INDIANRESUMEEDUCATION /Qualification:Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh,1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College,Cambridge, 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge,1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export competitivenessOCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;Reader, Economics, 1959-63;Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65; Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1996 and Civil ServantWorking Experience/ POSITIONS :1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, In
A letter from a teenage daughter 2007-06-01 05:45:00 A father passing by his teenage
daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boy friend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, even though Randy is much older than me(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great C
Rare photographs of India 2007-06-01 01:59:00 Nehru and Gandhi at AICC meeting, July 1946 Mountbatten arrives at Delhi airport; received by Nehru and Liaquat Ali. March 25, 1947 1948: The news of Gandhi's assassination hits the streets. A stunned crowd gathers in Calcutta. 1948: Crowds in New Delhi wait for a glimpse of Gandhi's funeral procession.A Library being divided at the time of partition. Heart trembles to see this sight and it is tough to imagine the state of the nation at the moment when people needed to hold hands. Read more:photographs
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Very rare photographs of India 2007-06-01 01:42:00 Aug. 15, 1947: Mountbatten swears Nehru in as Prime Minister of India
TRAIN TO PAKISTAN; India 1947. Trains packed with refugees - Hindus and Sikhs headed for India, and Muslims headed for Pakistan - were convenient targets for gangs of killers on both sides of the border. Inadequately protected 'Refugee Specials' were typically stopped, and the occupants butchered, several times in the course of the journey. The dead - Punjab, 1947 1971: Indira Gandhi reviews the troops, in the context of militaryand diplomatic preparations for the Bangladesh War. Ghandhiji Addressing people Read more:photographs
Kidney Treatment - TANKER 2007-06-06 04:49:00 There is a foundation called TANKER (Tamilnadu kidney Research Foundation) in Chennai, where they treat all kidney related problems free of cost. They even do Dialysis free of cost. Please forward this message and let people utilize this opportunity. It can help people who are in need. Don't neglect.. please forward the message.For further Details contact : 044 - 28273407 and 28241635Pass on this message to all your near and dear ones, may be it would be of help to atleast one Read more:Kidney
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Important rule while driving 2007-06-06 04:08:00 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for herhusband.Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when u're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied,"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!!"They alone live who live for others, the rest are more dead
Sardar jokes 2007-06-06 04:03:00 Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaanekyon diya ?Sardar
car ki battery change karwane gaya ...Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?Librarian : So, you are the one who took the TelephoneDirectory....2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on thei
Acknowledgement 2007-06-06 02:55:00 I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, " This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received." I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section. The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section.Here , the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them."I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small st
Quotes about India from famous personalities 2007-06-05 05:07:00 We owe a lot to the India
ns, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.Albert Einstein.India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition.Mark Twain.If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India .French scholar Romain Rolland.India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.Hu Shih (former Chinese ambassador to USA)India Is Cradle Of The Human Race, The Birthplace Of Human Speech, The Mother Of History, The Grand Mother Of Legends And Great Grand Mother Of Tradition.Mark Twain Read more:Quotes
WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA. 2007-06-05 04:57:00 India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now k! ! nown as the Pythagorean
SHAME ON MEDIA 2007-06-04 06:06:00 MAJOR MANISH H PITAMBAREA MUST READ... Dear Editors of HT, TOI, IndianExpress and The Hindu, I got the mail below from a friend of mine and following the unwritten code of conduct, I am forwarding it to my friends but all efforts of people who have been forwarding this mail would go waste if this mail doesn't reach YOU...... Something to think about..!! Shame on Indian Media??? Really what a shame... By the time u guys read this news, the body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, would have been cremated with full military honors. On Tuesday, this news swept across all the news channels 'Sanjay Dutt relieved by court'. 'Sirf Munna not a bhai' '13 saal ka vanvaas khatam' 'although found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn' Then many personalities like Salman Khan said 'He is a good person. We knew he will come out clean'. Mr Big B said "Dutt's family and our family have r
Help Yourselves, then God will Help You 2007-06-04 04:10:00 A traveling preacher finds himself in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours the hotel he is staying in becomes flooded.As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying. "Lord, save me so I can continue on my mission of preaching your gospel." Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a rowboat. "Let's go mister. Into the boat." "I'll stay here ," says the preacher, "The Lord will save me."An hour later a second boat reaches the scene and the water is close to the roof of the hotel. "Sir, you better get in. The water is still rising." "No thanks. The Lord will be my salvation."Toward evening, the hotel is almost completely under water and the preacher is clinging to the satellite dish on the roof. A helicopter is spotted and on a loudspeaker is heard "HSir, grab on to the line and we will pull you up. This is your last chance."I'm all right," says the preacher, as he looks heavenward. "I know the Lord will provide sanctuary."As the boat departs, t
Ability to make a DIFFERENCE 2007-06-04 03:58:00 Once upon a time there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing. He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work. One day he was walking along the shore.As he looked down the beach, he saw a human figure moving like a dancer. He smiled to himself to think of someone who would dance to the day. So he began to walk faster to catch up. As he got closer, he saw that it was a young man and the young man wasn't dancing, but instead he was reaching down to the shore, picking up something and very gently throwing it into the ocean. As he got closer he called out, "Good morning! What are you doing?" The young man paused, looked up and replied, " Throwing starfish in the ocean." "I guess I should have asked, why are you throwing starfish in the ocean?" "The sun is up, and the tide is going out, and if I don't throw them in they'll die." "But, young man, don't you realize that there are miles and miles of beach, and starfish all along it. You can't poss
MARVELLOUS ANSWER 2007-06-04 03:30:00 A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me are doing basically the same work? "The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.... He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running ".
Jokes 2007-06-04 03:15:00 Ladka: Janeman iss dil mein aaja.Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murderedA person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.Sagaai hui...Shadi Hui...Biwi ghar main aayi...ghar SWARG ban gaya...aur main... SWARGWASI. .. Read more:Jokes
SOME FACTS 2007-06-04 03:06:00 1. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?2. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.4. Banging your head against a wall uses an average of 900 calories an hour.5. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.6. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.7. "I am ." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.8. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.9. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.10. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.11. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.12. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.13. Every time you lick a
INTERESTING FACTS - Believe me 2007-06-08 05:45:00 The electric chair was invented by a dentist.Most lipstick contains fish scales(oops Vegetarian Kissers!!)Coca-Cola was originally green. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The name of all the continents end with the sameletter that they start with. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse hasboth front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the persondied as a result ofwounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, theperson died of natural causes. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made usingthe letters only on one row of the keyboard. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. It is impossible to lick your elbow. (dont try this at work !!)People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up intothe
DESI JOKES 2007-06-08 05:43:00 Musharraf in Tunnel: Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."Gandhiji JokeGod asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how
An Impossible Wish 2007-06-08 05:26:00 A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,what She means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make
Management should know their staff 2007-06-08 04:08:00 On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!" Read more:Management
What Goes Around, Comes Around 2007-06-08 03:44:00 Zora Neal Hurston wrote this.He almost didn't see the old lady, stranded on the side of the road,but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change thetire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tightening
Facts - Part 1 2007-06-08 01:14:00 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.Hawaii is the only U.S. State that grows coffee.Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.A hummingbird's heart beats 1,400 times a minute.The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Sta," by the Buggles.A female kangaroo is called a Flyer.Theodore Roosevelt was the only president who was blind in one eye.The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater.The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger."A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetimeThe first penny had the motto "Mind your own business."Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
God Forgives and Forgets 2007-06-07 04:42:00 There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He Practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting A little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was Walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck Square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved.In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see His sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the Dishes." But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, " Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go Fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make Supper." Sally just smiled and said," Well that's all right because Johnny told Me he wanted to help." She w
Take INITIATIVE 2007-06-07 04:19:00 Some years ago, three brothers left the farm to work in the city. They were all hired by the same company at the same pay.Three years later, Jim was being paid $500 a month, Frank was receiving $1,000, but George was now making $1,500. Their father decided to visit the employer. He listened to the confused father and said, " I will let the boys explain for themselves." Jim was summoned to the supervisor's office and was told, "Jim, I understand the Far East Importers has just brought in a large transport plane loaded with Japanese import goods. Will you please go over to the airport and get a cargo inventory?" Three minutes later, Jim returned to the office. "The cargo has one thousand bolts of Japanese silk," Jim reported. "I got the information over the telephone from a member of the crew."When Jim left, Frank, earning $1,000 a month, was called. Frank said the supervisor, "I wish you'd go out to the airport and get an inventory of the cargo plane which was just brought in by Far E
INNOCENT QUESTIONS 2007-06-07 04:00:00 I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a litt
HOW TO DOWNLOAD MP3 2007-06-12 06:48:00 Downloading MP3 MadeEasy The MP3 movement started out with a huge audience of music enthusiasts on the internet. The MP3 digital music format has had, and will continue to have, a huge impart on how people, gather, listen to and share music. The MP3 format is a compression system for digital music that helps reduce the size of a digitized song without disturbing the sound quality. Digital music is converted to MP3 format and made available for use, usually via the web. MP3 files can be downloaded onto your computer from the internet and special software, either commercial or freeware. Using your computer and software you can convert digital music from a CD into MP3 format. MP3 files can be played in three different ways: 1. They can be played directly onto your computer. 2. They can be decompressed and recorded onto a CD. 3. These files can be played on a portable MP3 player. The advantage of MP3 players is that they are small, lightweight and rugged. They are a great
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