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McDreamy Goes All McPunchy 2006-10-12 20:35:00 See that photo? They're the very picture of idyllic on-screen happiness, right? Not so, it seems. Patrick Dempsey and whoever-that-other-guy is apparently got into a scrape because that other guy snipped at one of his fellow prima donna's for not being ready to act. Patrick Dempsey took that as a cue to jump in and flex his acting muscles by pretending to want to fight.
You can bet a lot of Read more:McDreamy
"I'm Not A Whore - Unless I Am" 2006-10-11 20:44:00 Scarlett Johansson is sooooo transparent. I'm not promiscuous, she says and then goes on to explain how she wants to be.
So I will categorize her statements to make it easier for you. Here it is, the Celebrity Deathmatch you have been waiting for. Scarlett The Whore
versus Scarlett Not The Whore:
"Josh is very sweet. He's a good boy."
Whore.
"Contrary to popular belief, I'm not
Want To Die In A Cocaine-Fueled Orgy Of Gayness? 2006-10-06 00:14:00 Hang out with German royalty. This barely made the news in the U.S., because it is so unsurprising. Cocaine
and gay orgies in a party thrown by a German Count? Next we'll hear they pissed on each other. Yeah. Big shock.
People Are Still Talking About Scarlett 2006-09-20 20:10:00 Maybe because she says this; "Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president's. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office."
Sure she could. To try that out, maybe instead of playing the Austrian kidnap victim for her next movie she could do a biography on Monica Lewinsky. Read more:Talking
, Scarlett
Want To Show Your Favorite Stripper Some Love? 2006-09-20 15:56:00 Give her a big hand.
Next time you are busted for using cocaine, use Janet Jackson's favorite excuse: "He gave me some liquidy stuff and it helped me so much... It was in a vial."
No kidding. And you didn't suspect a thing. I would make jokes about Janet Jackson's intelligence but I have made references to 'retarded cats' twice already today.
We all know she was among the first to drink Read more:Favorite
, Stripper
Note To President Bush - The Russians May Be Onto Something Here 2006-09-19 15:56:00 The solution to terrorism problems, says Igor Shpektor, mayor of Vorkuta, is sex. And plenty of it.
He said: "Legalising prostitution would give men an opportunity within the law to address their emotions sexually with a provided service rather than expressing them in the form of xenophobia and extremism"
Indeed. Those Muslim guys kill infidels because they get 72 virgins in Heaven for Read more:President
, Russians
, President Bush
Scarlett Johansson, Kidnap Victim 2006-09-19 06:46:00 Scarlett Johansson
is in line to play the most famous kidnap victim of 2006. You know, the Austrian girl, Natascha Kampusch, held as a sex slave by some creepy Austrian guy.
This casting choice also makes his suicide by train track after she escaped a lot more believable too.
I sense an Academy Award here. Read more:Scarlett
, Scarlett Johansson
AstroGlide - The Video Game 2006-10-24 18:10:00 If there's one thing I hate it's rumors about me and women I am not actually nailing. And, frankly, this thing about me and Kate Beckinsale has gotten out of hand. I am not responsible for the collapse of her marriage, no matter how bad it looks.
Okay, because your opinion of me is important, here is what happened: I happened to be in an internet cafe in Japan and Kate is noodling away on a
Science Has Bad News For Goth Chicks - Vampires May Not Be Real 2006-10-26 06:12:00 Groundbreaking - and heartwarmingly unessential - research done by University of Central Florida physics professor Costas Efthimiou has attempted to confirm what a generation of suicide girls has always feared - that vampires do not exist.
His reasoning? On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was just over 530 million people. If one vampire existed on that day and bit one person per month, and Read more:Chicks
, Science
, Vampires
, Bad News
How To Be A Real Man 2006-10-30 05:33:00 I respect people who do the Iron Man thing. It's not easy to spend a day swimming 2.4 miles, then biking 112 miles and finishing off with a 26.2 mile marathon run.
I read about Dick Hoyt and probably wouldn't have noticed the Iron Man part except I saw he is 65. That's not trivial at any age, much less 65.
Then I saw that he is 65 and does this whole thing carrying his 44-year-old disabled son
The Media Is Just Too Darn Suggestive These Days 2006-11-01 20:40:00 With all this business about girls dressing like tramps and articles stating that 140 incidents of sexual behavior occur on prime-time network television each week I am starting to worry that the media might be a tad over the top.
Sure, you will automatically dismiss that kind of talk as an aging guy romancing the days of his youth. I usually think that also. I know we had suggestive TV when I
When Good Girls Go Bad 2006-10-30 20:44:00 I guess the NY Times is just discovering that Halloween is the perfect time for women to let out their inner tramp.
Men knew this. Hell, we invented Halloween many years ago for no other reason than to get Celtic women out of those ill-fitting robes and into some cool outfits.
Even seeing that picture makes me feel all piratey. If she were here I'd totally make her surrender her Read more:Girls
Bond. Cash Bond. 2006-11-20 08:28:00 People who have known me for a long time know that when I am not dazzling the world with scientific brilliance, I am a Formula One race car driver who also solves mysteries on TV. What the rest of you may not know is that I was also the star of a major motion picture.
It was a different take on the James Bond story - I played an American spy who pretends to be a scientist and the movie was
Hilary Swank's Guide To Relationships 2007-01-11 22:29:00 I just learned that HilarySwank
and some guy named Chad Lowe ( i.e. nobody ) are getting a divorce after a long separation. Â Â I have to tell you I saw this coming.Did I see this coming because she has an Oscar and forgot to mention him when she received it?No.Did I see it coming because a girl who looks like this should have stepped up to someone who does not look like her little sister a long Read more:Guide
, Relationships
, Hilary Swank
Want To Watch Minorities Eliminate Each Other? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 You don't have to hire homeless people to beat each other up or attend a KKK rally, just watch the new season of SURVIVOR.
For "Survivor: Cook Islands," the 20 castaways will initially be split into four tribes along ethnic lines - black, white, asian and hispanic.
Now, I'm all for identity-politics and I am willing to give Burnett a fair shake. But isn't he Australian?? They practically Read more:Minorities
Stacy Kiebler Has Been Abducted By Aliens 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Nothing else explains how she can go from looking like this:
To this:
Aliens
, I am telling you. In another week she will look like this:
Because the skin gets kind of loose after the alien wears it for a while. Read more:Stacy
Ali G. Pisses Off Actual Kazakhs 1970-01-01 00:59:59 You know why Ali G. ( Sasha Baron Cohen ) picked Kazakhs
tan for his spoof of a ridiculous soviet reporter? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER HEARD OF THE PLACE.
Tourism has gone through the roof thanks to Ali G's character. Which is to say, 5 people have visited instead of 2.
So why would President Bush hold a meeting on the character? I am not sure. The movie premiered in Toronto and Cohen is a Read more:Pisses
Dixie Chicks ... Or ... That Little Fat One That Won't Shut Up 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I don't know about any of you but I am sick of defending the DixieChicks
and their right to free speech. I don't give a crap what some idiot's take on politics is any more than I care what GW Bush thinks about goth music. Her latest dumb f%$k statement about the President is the last straw for me. I am never buying one of their CDs again.
Okay, to be honest, I have never bought one of Read more:Dixie Chicks
Why "Inside The Actor's Studio" Should Be Cancelled Now 1970-01-01 00:59:59 BRAVO'S "INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO" WELCOMES "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES" STAR TERI HATCHER AS SHE TALKS IN-DEPTH ABOUT HER LIFE AND CAREER.
EPISODE PREMIERES MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 8-9 PM ET/PT
When Teri Hatcher is all you have left for your season premiere it's time to go.
I guess they are hoping to capitalize on the ratings of "Desperate Housewives", which seems to still be on television. And she Read more:Actor
, Cancelled
Your Jedi Mind Trick Moment For September 12th 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Michael Witig and his wife were out barbecuing when they saw something streaking through the sky. They turned on their camera and filmed it as fire and smoke billowed behind the mystery object.
Not to worry, said the FAA. It was a just jet that was leaving a contrail behind it and the sun was at just the right angle to reflect off the jet and create the illusion of smoke and fire.
Of course Read more:Trick
, Moment
, September
Good News! Eva Longoria Is Sick Of TV 1970-01-01 00:59:59 She says this is her "last" TV show. Last? Was she ever in one before? I never heard of this kid and would barely have noticed her except she was in her underwear during the whole first season.
Anyway, you and I both know this is crap. With movies like "How I Met My Boyfriend's Dead Fiancee" on her resume I don't smell Oscars coming her way. Look for the premiere of "The Eva Longoria Read more:Good News
, Eva Longoria
Dead Pig Props Anger Animal Activists 1970-01-01 00:59:59 They don't like that performance artist Kira O'Reilly sits naked for hours with a dead pig, it seems.
Said PETA, "As Miss O'Reilly seems to have to depend on the shock value of using a murdered pig as a prop, perhaps lacking the talent to make it as a proper artist, may we suggest she take up a day job instead to pay the bills?"
PETA doesn't seem to recognize the irony of a 'rights' Read more:Animal
, Activists
Cannes or Cans? 2007-05-18 20:37:00 Clearly Dean Hamilton isn't sure why he is at Cannes
with Pamela Anderson. Presumably it's to pose with Pamela Anderson and do "Blonde and Blonder" promos.
Maybe he got distracted?
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