Owner: Turetzky Syndrome URL:http://www.turetzkysyndrome.com Join Date: Tue, 15 May 2007 21:08:25 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Stories of my adventures in the comedy music biz, as I perform tunes heard on the Sirius Radio Howard 101 and Raw Dog Comedy channels, the Dr. Demento Show, National Lampoon Radio and the Podsafe Music Network. Site statistics:Click here
Today Was A Very *&!@#$ Day 2007-10-25 18:10:21 I don't bleep my songs for just anybody, but Tyrone Kahn's running a family friendly podcast. In other words, he's a real prude.
However, for the sake of the children, I substituted a couple of harmonica notes for the common expletives *&!@#$ and +)&%!!? in Today
Was A Very Good Day.
So now everbody's happy, except for fans of the common expletives *&!@#$ and +)&%!!?. I'm a big fan of those expletives, so I suppose that group includes me.
Catch the radio edit of my song in Episode Four of Kahn Man's Comedy Corner, which also features an exclusive live performance of Girlfriend by Henry Phillips.
A first for the Kahn Man
Tyrone recorded the song during Henry's 2002 performance at Genghis Cohen "in West Hollyweird. I had the song way before Bob and Tom and way before Dr. Demento got it," Tyrone said.
"It was a brand new song. Nobody had even heard of it. I asked Henry if I could play it on my show and he said yes!
"So, I had an exclusive, live version of Girlfriend. I rea
Comedy 365: We ask the tough questions 2007-10-25 02:36:41 Comedy 365, Chickenflaps 7
Date: October 15, 2007
Full episode: Comedy 365 — Chickenflaps, Episode 7
Summary: On this "buttocks-clenching edition" of Chickenflaps, Rosie Koonunga-Hill "serves up some food-related funnies and lavatorial laughs," which naturally include a spin of my old standby, Her Shit Don't Stink.
Now, Chickenflaps is a sometime feature on the Comedy 365 podcast, which (according to Comedy 365) is "one of iTunes' most downloaded independent podcasts" and is "produced in the U.K. by Sowerby & Luff.
S&L, in turn, are a noted comedy team who ask such riotous questions
as, "Should pandas bleach their black bits to try and get a mercy shag off a polar bear?"
Sowerby & Luff produce a weekly podcast, too. Best I can figure, they're building a British comedy podcast empire.
Why a dead penguin?
I think I've figured out the key to this particular form of British comedy. Mostly, we listeners find ourselves asking, Why?
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Big Phil's Love Parade: Big Phil moves in 2007-10-05 16:00:20 Big Phil's Parade
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, Show 101
Date: September 30, 2007
Full episode: It's My House
Summary: Looks like Big Phil's settling in. He just closed on a home in Oklahoma City. To show their gratitude, Big Phil bought his real estate agent a can of Mace, and she bought him a book about Jesus.
And to celebrate, Phil played some My Fat Ass Itches on Episode 101 of the Love Parade.
Praise the Lord!
But something isn't quite right. "I think my fat ass itches, also," Phil says, tentatively.
Sure it does, Phil. Your fat ass is trying to tell you that you just made a huge mistake! Congratulations, anyway. See you at the revival meeting!
Listen: (0:32).
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Jerry swings with 'Fly Me' 2007-10-04 15:44:34 I love Jerry
Lewis, a comedy genius with a social conscience who recently reminded us that illiterate fags are people, too. Will we see Bart's son Jesse on the cover of Parade Magazine next Labor Day?
What I wanna say is, Jerry's still in there swingin', Vegas style, speaking to the farshluggineh noodnick in all of us. He's not afraid to let go of inhibitions, make a funny face, dance a little step, light a cigarette with a four-foot tower of flame or shove a water glass in his face.
Love hoits!
That's the Jerry Lewis I emulate on Fly Me To The Moon, a lovably spastic interpretation of the Sinatra standard introduced by host Tyrone Kahn in the latest Kahn Man's Comedy Corner podcast.
Featuring Lee Fortune on guitar and Robert Crowe on keyboards and bass, the track was an inspired afterthought at the close of a long recording session.
Our song languished for two years until Lee played it for a captive audience one recent evening and all reluctantly agreed, "Hey, lady! Dat's
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