Owner: What's Up Dudes? URL:http://wanabes.blogspot.com Join Date: Sun, 20 Aug 2006 14:09:04 -0500 Rating:1 Site Description: The official Scrapbook for former, current and future friends and members of the bands that never were. Remembering -Status Unknown - Naked Bootleg and all other mutations before, between and after. You may also see some totally unrelated junk from time t Site statistics:Click here
No title 2008-03-03 12:30:00 Happy Monday you bastards. And today I leave you with a quote as I depart the premises."A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."Thank you, Thank you very much.
No title 2008-02-29 09:44:00 My dear infidels yes the geo-political state of the world is shaky, we are being raped at the pump and everywhere else, but as long as we can afford our DSL line, to me that's what matters. I will vote for the first candidate that promises free nationwide WI-FI and free DSL lines for everybody. I say don't worry and spend more time with your gadgets while you brace for the meltdown that is being hyped by the media. Like OMG! "an arctic wave is blasting South Florida!!!!" I heard that on the radio and I was cracking up... Or "Massive Blackout hits South Florida all the way to Boston!!!!" Turkey Point, Nuclear Reactors---Shutdown!!!!! FPL investigating--cannot find the cause!!!! --classes cancelled--- OMG run for your lifes!!!!! All the fucking TV stations are broadcasting to themselves b
US worth less than Canada 2008-02-29 07:40:00 Well, it's official, the US Dollar is currently worth about 98% of the value of the Canadian Dollar. We're going down faster than the Titanic. Jump ship while you can. Read more:Canada
Vulva Original...[Link me] 2008-02-27 22:13:00 Well Pete, this dude took our idea a little bit further....from the ad: "Vulva Original
is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman." Click the link above and be sure to check out the gallery.....
Meet Carmen! 2008-02-27 22:10:00 Well she definitely cured my Attention Deficit Disorder for a few minutes! hehehe.... Read more:Carmen
The PETA bitches are at it again.. 2008-02-27 09:04:00 This time protesting the running of the bulls in Pamplona Spain. All of them pretty hot except for the fat one on the right. Also ignore the two obviously gay men in the center. No self respecting man would do that unless he's fixing to get some tail from the one on the left which is the hottest one in my opinion.
Do Not Turn Jesus On! 2008-02-26 21:38:00 I'm not sure who designed this, but I'm sure their intent wasn't what it looks like..... Read more:Jesus
BREAKING NEWS! 2008-02-26 13:14:00 BREAKING NEWS!!!Residents of South Florida have been hit by a major blackout stretching from Key West to Orlando. Police are reporting the source of the outage as a strange Electromagnetic photonic pulse wave emanating from somewhere around Jupiter, FL. On other news, Pete seems to have finally completed his research and building his prototype nucleo-photonic matter disintegrating laser beam at the BMRI campus. Sources say he was preparing to test it around 1:30 PM today, pending on the delivery of the software control module, being developed by the elusive bassist Jorge. So far have been unsuccessful in our attempts to reach the BMRI campus or Pete for comments.(Developing Story) Read more:BREAKING NEWS
Dudes!! 2008-02-25 12:33:00 I write to y'all with much anticipation as we can now breathe a sigh of relief now that finally Ralph Nader has decided to run for president. Phew! I thought I wouldn't have a quality candidate to vote for this year... Anyhoe I'm on my way out so I will see you at Blackstar tonight. Below are some pictures I found that I thought would be of interest to all you wankers... Semper-infi.All right! Kim Jon traded his nuclear program for Paris Hilton. I think its a fair trade... Good for him.Do I see stretch marks? Those boobies have been used and abused...
Pete has left the building 2008-02-22 09:14:00 I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?Ronnie Shakes
Masturbation euphemisms 2008-02-22 08:20:00 01. Slapping Johnny on the back.02. Dancing with the one-eyed sailor.03. Pounding the fence post.04. Saluting the general.05. Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love.06. Wiggling your walrus.07. Sampling the secret sauce.08. Gardening with the golden trowel.09. Putting your thumb in the porridge.10. Smiting the pink knight.11. Working up a foamy lather.12. Varnishing the banister.13. Making the bald man cry.14. Rubbing Buddha's tummy.15. Squeezing the happy lumberjack.16. Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne.17. Shaking hands with Dr. Winky.18 Playing the single-string air guitar.19. Greasing up the three-legged cow.20. Making a deposit.21. Plugging in the toaster.22. Stretching the truth.23. Painting the flag pole.24. Teaching the Cyclops to dance.25. Frying up the corndog.26. He Read more:Masturbation
Yummy! 2008-02-22 07:52:00 Cooked dog paws at a CXhinese restaurant. A French association of animal lovers on Monday launched a petition aimed at encouraging China to ban, by the Summer Olympics, the killing of dogs for foodComment by Pete: Where are the hot babes at PETA on this huuuummmmmm???? I want to see them wearing nothing but lettuce protesting in China. But nooooo you won't see them because they'll throw them in jail faster than a 2 dolla ho on a fi-dolla bill. Read more:Yummy
Endeavour back in space... 2008-03-11 09:19:00 Bring it bitches!.. We are back in orbit with a spectacular night launch. HA HA HA HA HA! The dudes with the balls of steel at NASA do it again! IN YOUR FACE! America haters. Let's see I remember one time I was watching a shuttle launch, I think it was in college and some girl is there looking at it, and she has the audacity of asking "where is it going?" I felt like telling her TO MARS!!! you dumb broad... Dudes I have to calm down. Good thing that my internal check and balances are starting to kick in. I'm suffering from I.D.S. (Internet Dickwad Syndrome).So anyhoe, read all about Endeavour's STS-123 mission here so you get inspired and are not an ignorant wanker like that broad. I'm an ignoramus but want to be educated[link me] dude.