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THE LIAR WITNESS 2007-04-29 20:56:00 See the witness on the stand Will he tell the truth Or testify with slight of hand Bending the truth as far as he can? Ok he thinks he can lie I see Give him a ride while he’s still happy While he’s acting quite snappy But a short ride it will be Before the truth’s driven out for all to see. Bead of sweat trickles down Faster breath makes a sound The lie is coming unbound Lawyers are jumping all around Snap! it’s over another one down His snappy face now wears a frown.
MURDERING JOE WANTS TO PLAY 2007-04-29 07:44:00 Can I play with you today I promise I wont scare you away With my butcher knife today I just want to play And have a nice day. Maybe you shouldn’t trust me its true The way I murdered your sister and cousins too Makes me look like quite an ugly brute But I have sensitive feelings too. Why don’t we go to the creek? I promise I won’t be a creep And you won’t go into perpetual sleep And I’ll even tickle your feet. Look I even have some wine So we can have a really good time And you won’t have to spend a dime I promise I won’t commit a crime. Ok that’s it you’re coming with me I’ll just drag you to the creek ‘Cause you were right I am a creep And like to put people into perpetual sleep. Fight back? How dare you! Where’s my knife?! I can’t wait to end your life Why do you have to fight? I’m sending you to a better life. OUCH! THAT HURT! What do you have in that purse?! Spots and stars I think I’m cursed All becau
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF CHAOS 2007-05-01 19:21:00 When will chaos leave my life Is it when I dump my wife Is she the cause of all my strife Maybe she isn’t really my type Would that end chaos in my life? Maybe it’s the boss That really should be tossed He’s makes me want to get sauced Can chaos end when a job is lost? How about these mounting bills Staring back from their high hill That makes me want to shrill Chaos can follow I know the drill. It could be chaos is just the way Of how life is experienced in the USA Specks of peace followed by the haze Of working to survive each day In a world kings and dukes throw away Peace for war without our say. It’s getting late I gotta go Kiss my wife at the front door Tell my boss hello once more Pay the bills just like before No time left to feel anymore.
SHOULD WE TALK TO DORI DAY? 2007-04-30 20:09:00 Look over there it’s Dori Day Didn’t everyone talk bad about her yesterday No one had anything pleasant to say Maybe we should just walk the other way. It doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not We’ll be out of the group if we get caught Spending time with Dori is too hot If our friends see us we’ll fall from the top. By the way have you ever talked to her Do you know whether she’s bad or good Maybe she’s just misunderstood And not at all ridiculous and rude. It could be we are being tricked And she is better than these other dicks They actually talk about everyone like they’re shit And tell us what to do never letting us even think about it. Maybe we should go our own way Go over there and talk to Dori Day Not listen to what the others say And start making our own decisions everyday. That way we won’t make mistakes When others tell us who to hate Because they may just not appreciate People that are actually really great.
Has the Queen Fallen? 2007-05-04 20:06:00 I’m not in the mood for a gangsta flick And don’t want to watch a boxing clip Are those the only picks That you will agree to sit With me a little bit? What happened to your peacock wings That fluttered and bowed to your lovely queen When you would do almost anything To make me laugh and sing? Am I a conquered concubine? Maybe I wasn’t the marrying kind If this is what happens after you’re mine And it means the end to loving times. Another guy may be what you need He will be more appreciative and pleased To spend some time with me Bring you back to reality. I’m not prepared to sit Quietly by being bored to death While you focus on a gangsta flick Or some old boring boxing clip. My crown is still on isn’t it Or did you dupe me with that sh*t Are you doing what grandpa did Saying you adored me was just a trick? It’s time to pay attention to me Your gracious and most beautiful queen I’m am everything I seemed When you saw me i Read more:Queen
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QUIET WARRIORS OF VIRTUE HAVE A GREAT DAY 2007-05-04 02:04:00 Today is going to be great I don’t want to wait Don’t want to hesitate Getting to the part that’s great. I’m ready to drop the hammer So good it will make them stammer Shake and shudder they give up Success for them is much too tough Against this most powerful stuff. I’ll be polite when I drop the bomb Let them get their senses back on Sensing the reality of a new dawn End to discrimination has again won. Wait to hear the ding a ling Wrongdoers pay and justice rings That is greatest thing Of ending a discrimination ring. If you feel discomfort in this It’s your soul you must enlist To change your current friends list Deleting everyone who throws bigot piss And doesn’t want to end any of it. And know it’s only money you see That can end discrimination permanently Companies think greedily And payment causes good to seed That’s just a factual reality. Quiet punishments work they do And make life better for me and you Mak
HEY! YOU! OVER THERE! 2007-05-03 18:06:00 Hey! You! Over there! Can you smell my dirty hair?! Do you hate what I wear?! Who told you to care?! Turn away and don’t stare! What do you know about A life that is a constant bout A life that there seems no doubt That you can’t ever get out That makes you scream and shout?! Your life may be better And you may have a better sweater To protect you from the weather Because you had a better mother Or because of your dancing Irish setter But that doesn’t make you any better! That just makes you luckier than me And that is just too damn plain to see But I have to take it seriously When someone stares so furiously To try to make me feel terribly. So turn your ugly fat head around And keep on walking out of downtown And save your ugly disapproving frown For people in your own lucky man town Who look for attention from anyone around. People like me don’t like your glare Or your disapproving stare Especially from someone who doesn’t care A
LA LA LA WHAT DID YOU SAY? 2007-05-06 22:11:00 La La La I hate the poetry of the elitist Words wrapped tighter than an anus From the snobbiest kingly noses on the planet Don’t they know we don’t have time to understand it? La La La what did you say? I don’t have time to figure it out all day Isn’t there a more straightforward way To relay your thoughts onto the page? I am living on the fast track pace And my life is an endless race To fit everything in on a fast track pace I don’t have time to analyze and evaluate Twisted words of some unknown fate. Spit it out just say what you need to say If it takes too much time it will get in the way Of anyone whose life is fast track paced You need to get with the pace of the rest of the race. What do you say I don’t have taste? Come from a less elitist race? At least you understand it’s the case That I come from the normal human race You know, we’re those people all over the place And by the way that’s also your place. Whatever I’m ou
BRAIN WAVES ALTERED I SOMETIMES FALTER 2007-05-06 18:19:00 Wait.. I forgot what I was going to say But hell it’s really been a long day And I have a lot of bills to pay And I can’t be expected to be on all day. We don’t use all of our brain Is that what they say? That’s not my brain’s way I use all of it everyday. So excuse me if I forgot you today I meet a lot of people every day And I don’t always know what to say After the work day burns through my head And makes it sometimes play dead To recharge for more days of work ahead. And don’t mind if I forgot what to say I live in the electrical internet world each day And I have really too much to say To worry about any particular day When my brain had too much to pay And I forgot what I was going to say. It could be the whiskey I drank today I enjoyed drinking that all day That has gotten in the way Of what I was going to say. Or maybe it’s the haze Created by a mary jane daze Can’t remember what I said Is this something to care about
LIVING THE DREAM OF THE BLOGGING WRITER 2007-05-05 21:09:00 Sit here and calculate How long will it take To turn what I create Into a viable money crate. Analyze and conceptualize The earnings micro sized Pennies as the average prize Will that ever begin to capitalize? I never before saw I must admit Earnings at the level of such minor pits But I didn’t really expect it To earn even those little minor bits. And those little money bits Have been nice little tips Driving on a writing work alcoholic Going happily joyfully psychotic. And hey maybe with a little luck I can get out of the muck Of surviving buck to buck Once the money bits add up. Patience that’s the game And writing can’t be lame Then life may not stay the same Maybe I can win this game! If it doesn’t happen it’s just as swell That my written word will stay instilled Swirling around in the internet well Like a caveman’s prehistoric tale. And maybe in 20 years I can retire Those little bits grew much higher Creating more
IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY?! 2007-05-10 02:05:00 What day is it today? Damn only Wednesday?! Two more days of work pain?! I think I’m going to go insane! Work is like a prison scene Can be intensely obscene Coworkers evil and mean Bosses fueling the steam. People scratching and climbing Friends made for the designing Of doing fast high rising Notes kept in hidden writings. Work ends and so do those friends They’re only work friends in the end Designing and devising to depend On giving you up to avoid their own end. Why can’t everyone just chill And those that need it take a pill Cause work life shouldn’t be uphill When it’s what you need to pay the bills. One day maybe it will end Friends at work become real friends Scratching no longer the trend And work will be better time spent. In the meantime back to it There is no simple trick Not a problem I alone can lick If I try I’ll get the kick That’s the truth of it. Gotta just sit back and take this Until the day I get t
Smiling Faces With No Stinking Money 2007-05-09 17:21:00 I wish I couldn’t see Everyone else looking so happy Whenever I have no stinking money Are those grins because everyone’s got money a plenty? Or is it because it’s just so stinking sunny? Up and down the money tree My life always goes you see It’s really not because of me I ride the winds of life’s opportunities. Sometimes up and sometimes down I never seem to get around Fate playing me like a silly clown Throwing me down Back again to the ground Nothing to do but howl like a hound. Seems once I think the downs are nevermore Another blow of fate takes over Seems like there’s no cover From fate bringing more ridiculous trouble. Up and down chained to money Money
becomes a strange honey Makes life seem horrible then funny Up and down it goes like a spastic bunny. But my life's always had ups and downs And my ups have taken me all around Allowed me to hear life’s beautiful sound Given me a strong resound Even makes the downs
CANNIBALS NEED LOVING TOO 2007-05-09 00:41:00 Cannibals need loving too They really don’t put everyone in stew They can have a relationship that’s true Be loyal and truly true blue. But if you decide to befriend one Make sure you’re the skinniest one Of their entire group of chums Cause if they do decide to eat one You won’t be the one that needs to run. Try not to make your cannibal friend mad Cause when they get mad you won’t be glad When tossed into multiple food storage bags Even if the bags are named Glad. But it could be very interesting and exciting To go out with a cannibal dining As long as it’s not hunger for you that’s inciting His decision to do the inviting for dining. If you see your cannibal friend Drooling over your luscious legs Ask him what’s in his head To find out if there is anything to dread. You can decide once you hear what is said Whether you can stay in bed instead Of running away to avoid ending up dead And please try not to be wrongly led By d
CRAFTY EVIL ELVES 2007-05-08 18:13:00 Crafty evil elves Cause dancing in hell And devil eyes to swell On the stories they tell Of evil crafty spells Used by the crafty evil elves. One inch high and dressed in black Long blue hair and a little hunch back The stick together in a pack In dark corners waiting to attack. Seeking humans for their prey Destroying good times every day They hunt the places people play Casting evil crafty spells night and day. If you see a tiny flash of light And happy feelings take flight Look around and you just might See one hiding in corners of the night.
FIGHTING AGAINST DIRTY SQUATTERS 2007-05-07 23:31:00 I don’t have time to clean my house Dust and cobwebs swirl freely about Refusing to pay rent or get out Eviction talks they scream and shout. Why doesn’t dirt just go away Leave on their own don’t make me pay By making me use precious time for play Working instead forcing them out all day. I don’t have time to clean And requiring it is just so mean They need to pack their dirty things And leave the castle where I am king. Choke choke cough cough Oh God! They are trying to kill me off! If I don’t fight back all may be lost Man these dirty squatters need to be tossed! Kill them I must grab the vacuum Trap them in the bag of doom Run them out of town with my thrifty broom Banish them to the 12th moon. Eviction is complete They were difficult to defeat I didn’t even have time to eat I hate those stinky dirty creeps. Now stand vigilant at the door I heard them call for more To come and replace the hoard Who died by my vacuum sword.
EVIL WALKS THE DIRTY ROAD 2007-05-12 08:04:00 Evil incarnate walks the dirty road Looking for humans to sew A body robe To be a better Ho. He doesn’t care about morality She is beyond the strictures of insanity His freedom remains a continuous calamity Hide inside and protect your reality. The robe needs constant upgrades The skin continues to degrade Can’t get Ho business without looking great This Ho’s one serious evil f*cking ingrate. Police are stumped continuously This sicko doesn’t have any integrity To leave a clue for the puzzled police Allow everyone to finally get some sleep. It stumbles upon one night An angel ready for the fight Ready to put at an end to the plight And making things finally right. No one knew What happened to that dude The angel kept things cool And everyone eventually forgot that evil fool.
FRIDAY STUPENDOUS TREMENDOUS 2007-05-11 19:34:00 Stupendous fabulous Fridays Last day of working like a slave Made it through the week HOORAY! Now there’s two glorious sunny daysTo have fun and play all day Wash that work week all away. Didn’t think I could play it through A week so seriously brutal and cruel Everyone acting like a fool Made me feel like a tool For pretending it was cool. Moments of insanity bloomed Thoughts to sprint nude Yelling and screaming “BALOO!” Felt at moments like the right thing to do Luckily I thought twice PHEW! HURRAH for the weekend! Bring me back to me again Letting the good life soak in Justifying the means to the end. Life feels fabulous and good again Not like a punishment for a serious sin Going to live it up and drink some gin And spend two days loving life again.
Pay Pay Pay Vote It Away! 2007-05-11 01:39:00 Pay pay pay that’s all I do When will that ever be through King’s hand in my pocket Taking a piece of all the work I do. Patriot fathers would turn quite blue If they knew what we had to do Pay, pay pay to the upper class crew Call for revolution that’s what they’d do. You don’t believe it’s true? That’s what they fought and died to do Bags of tea started the coo Over a 5% tea tax rule Only 5% wouldn’t that be cool They said no way and fought king fool. Our forefathers lived and died not to pay Made it the new American way Ended the kingly way Of make um all pay Supposed to stay that way To the end of days But upper class dukes took it away. Taught the new future a certain way Make us believe we all have to pay Less focus on the incident in the bay Changed the minds of the American way To believing you have to pay pay pay To live the American way Forefathers tumbling in their graves. . Now people even get jailed it’s tr
All Hail Blogorama! 2007-05-10 19:34:00 All hail to the Blogorama It’s full of fun and lot's of drama Even pics of lamas And everyone’s old mama. Cyber land is fun and freeWhere I always like to be Hey! Am I growing the tail of a donkey? Screw it that’s ok with me There’s gold in them there hills Can’t you see you could be freed?
Zero Distance 2008-03-09 13:53:00 Combine Intertwine Zero distance Your are mine For a time But in my memory You will be mine forever
Did I Go To Far? 2008-03-07 14:19:00 Did I go too far with what I had to say Did I say so much you wanna run away Did you see me now as bright as a day Or is what you see just a piece of me An element of my personality Complicated collection of brink of insanity Living free in crazy humanity So you see I don’t think I said too much at all If you decide you don’t wanna call I don’t intend to ball I wont feel small I expect to be appreciated for all of me Every bit that I let you see Every piece of how I live free Every piece of me being me It’s the way I live free The way I want to be The way I am me So consider this reality If you don’t like a piece of me you see Leave me alone and set me free I roam the planet eternally being me Liking who I like to be And maybe you are not for me Regard
To All The Scums On Earth 2008-03-04 22:47:00 To all the scums on earth today Who make the rest of sick each and every day Because of the way you refuse To play The right way The way that doesn’t make anyone else pay For the scummy crap you do and say Think it is a matter of perception Life’s place and situation That’s a bullshit rendition Set up to ruin creation Get real and get a life That doesn’t add to the strife We all stand on the knife Work hard for the rice You’re making it harder On hard working martyrs Acting like self centered marauders Give us a break you dirty scum Stop acting like wretched bums Against the hard working chums Because when your life is done You aren’t going to meet the Son Buddha, Ala or anyone It’ll be instead the fate of everyone Who acts like a scummy rotten bum Read more:Earth
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