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Never Caught Up 0000-00-00 00:00:00 No matter how hard I try, I cannot seem to end the day on an "I'm done!" note. Sure I could probably just stay up until I reached that point, but then I might never get any sleep. It is amazing how things just turn up as you're getting ready ... Read more:Caught
Oh Plans 0000-00-00 00:00:00 How you taunt me.
Do you know? I planned on getting quite a few things done today. And do you know? Not one of the things I planned on getting done actually got done. Instead a bunch of other things got done. So--the day was a profitable one...technically.
I really need to ...
Dear Mother Nature, 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Warm the frack up already! It's almost May!
Look at me! I’m fired up! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Do you know what's great? Discovering that you live only two train stops away from your county's elections office and you can just go in and register to vote instead of mailing in the registration form and hoping like crazy that it arrives before the processing deadline.
Of course, when you ...
Quick 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I am eyeball deep in work right now (yes, even at 11PM! Yay freelance!) but I had to say....Really? Really Girlicious? Chrystyna and/or Natalie over Charlye (or however you spell their funky names)?
I so liked Charlye better.
I liked the results of tonights ANTM so much better. I love it when ... Read more:Quick
For E.K. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I moved around a lot when I was growing up. By the time we moved to Oregon when I was twelve I had lived in three different states including Alaska and Hawaii. As you can imagine, the idea of my "childhood" friends is something of an anomaly and that most ...
Sunday Night 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I spent the last week and a half working like crazy and I can now proudly say that not only did I replace the income from the client I lost but I have a little tiny cushion in the bank to carry me through paying the rent and until my ... Read more:Sunday
, Night
, Sunday Night
Left of Evil 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This is how my friend Leigh described me in one of his recent blog posts.
It works on a personal and political level.
Look Out 0000-00-00 00:00:00 For I have discovered Twitter.
Just look at my sidebar and feel the fear people. Feel the fear. Now I can update any little thing from any little where!
Now, while you all run away screaming, I think I am going to sit back and enjoy a Reese's peanut butter cup.
Sloth. That’s what it is. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Yi (y-eye).
So I woke up this morning at 3:30 and then tossed and turned until I finally managed to fall back to sleep at 6 and then woke up for the day at 8. I've been up and on the computer since then and never before have I spent so ... Read more:Sloth
Debating 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I've been debating with myself over whether or not I want to link to my blog on my "professional" site. There are all sorts of reasons to do it--it is one more place I am published under my own name. I'm proud of the site that I've built up. It ... Read more:Debating
Happy Anniversary 0000-00-00 00:00:00 to me!
It was twenty years ago today...no. Sorry. I burned Sgt. Pepper into my iTunes the other day and now guess what I'm listening to.
It was one year ago today that I packed up my desk at the ol' day job, said goodbye to the few people who were actually ... Read more:Happy
, Anniversary
, Happy Anniversary
Growl 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Growl! Since when does Wordpress eat posts???
A Good Day 0000-00-00 00:00:00 There is a long blog post brewing in my brain but for now let me just say that it has been a pretty good evening here in the Snarke House. Instead of watching television or playing WoW, Will and I curled up together on the couch and read books. Yes. ... Read more:Good Day
Iron Man 0000-00-00 00:00:00 If Will gets off of his game in time, we might get to see it on opening night! Read more:Iron Man
The Weekend Roundup 0000-00-00 00:00:00 So I wrote this incredibly wowfully oh my god its long weekend round up post and then decided that it was just too long for anybody to read on a Sunday night/Monday morning. Instead I present the following cliff's notes version:
This weekend has been mostly good. On Friday night we ... Read more:Weekend
Tuesday Bloglets 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The new Jen Lancaster book is calling to me from the kitchen table, so I thought that I would blog before I picked it up. That way, when I get engrossed in it, I won't have to worry about putting it down to blog. Have I mentioned just how excited ... Read more:Tuesday
Whoops 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I meant to write a post before Will's sister got here...but she got here early! Isn't that always the way?
Because I’m Mean 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today in the shower (seriously what is up with the way the best ideas come to me when I have no way to write them down?) I made some pretty important decisions regarding this website, where I want to take it in the future and the whole whether or not ...
Wow that was close! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I had finished up my work, turned off my computer and settled into bed before I thought "aw crap! I forgot to blog today!"
This is what happens when you just think about things really hard. You remember the thinking about them and convince yourself that you had actually done them.
The Cuteness 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Is there anything more cute than a five year old referring to Jackson Pollock as Jackson Potluck?
Sometimes I feel an apprehensive fear for my own kids, if I ever have them. They'll be in kindergarden knowing who Jackson Pollock is, but not know a lot about curbing the impulse to ... Read more:Cuteness
A Good Weekend 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Spent most of today on the couch watching television. Tomorrow I have to get back to work, but I have to say that this has been a good weekend. Read more:Weekend
Proud 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today I returned a bunch of stuff to the library...and borrowed a bunch of stuff from the library, but is that not par for the course around here? We all know that I have no strength when it comes to the freeness of the library.
What I am proud about today ... Read more:Proud
Motivationless Monday 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Mondays are usually the day when you plan out your week, decide your goals and sort of dive in while feeling a little bit disgruntled and "why can't it still be the weekend?" I know this and I start preparing for this as I am going to bed on Sunday ... Read more:Monday
Back Off Murphy 0000-00-00 00:00:00 A couple of weeks ago I read Suzanne Finnamore's Otherwise Engaged. While the book was really good (I read through it in one sitting, though that isn't uncommon in my house), there was one sentence that perfectly summed up my life:
"There exists, in heaven, an angel whose sole purpose is ... Read more:Murphy
Tuesday Bloglets 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today I managed to hike sixteen blocks in twenty minutes. Yeah. I kind of rock like that.
Also, I have decided that the South Park Blocks neighborhood in Downtown Portland is quite possibly my dream "in the city" neighborhood. That has become my favorite part of the route from the ... Read more:Tuesday
Just What I Needed 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today the sky cleared and the temperature hit 85 degrees. There was sunlight streaming in through the windows, I was able to open the windows and not die of frostbite and can I just say? It felt really good to see signs of winter FINALLY going away.
Tomorrow it is supposed ...
Procrastination 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today I meant to get up, clean the house and work on work. So far I have gotten up, written a blog entry and had an argument with Will about why my feeling unsafe is unfound paranoia and his feeling unsafe means a situation is truly unsafe. Again. Boy Logic ... Read more:Procrastination
No title 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Amazingly enough, my I've-turned-into-a-light-sleeper-ness is what allowed me to actually get some sleep last night...after I stayed up until two watching the first few discs of the fourth season of the OC. Anyway, I was brushing my teeth and I heard scraping and banging coming from the bedroom and then ...
I didn’t fall asleep until five in the morning. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 When Will and I went to Texas last year he refused (refused ) to stop for more than a quick dinner in California. Even though driving through the state took us until almost dawn the next morning, we could not stop for the night while we were in the ... Read more:asleep
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