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    Owner: Snarke
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    Join Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:00:27 -0500
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    I try to find the funny in all of those little every day things we all take for granted (like when we get the flu and go running for the Vitamin C supplements in the bathroom cabinet instead of the oranges in the fridge).
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Happy Birthday!
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Before the clock rolls over to the 25th I wanted to take a minute to say Happy Birthday to my Mom who turns...whose birthday is today! For her birthday she has treated herself to a coastal retreat and her lodgings do not have a phone and probably frown on cell phone ...
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Breakfast or Reason #24956 Why I am Weird
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In keeping with the "ohmygodthefoooood" theme of yesterday I thought I would talk a little bit about breakfast.  According to a bunch of people who claim to know a lot about these things, breakfast is the most important meal of the day  (personally, I think the most important meal of ...
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So Full
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This weekend has been an experiment in "I'm too full but I can't stop eating!" On Saturday we took Will's friends into Portland for the standard "Hey, we have visitors from out of town!" tour.  Hot Lips Pizza, Voodoo Doughnuts and Powells.  We started out at Hot Lips where we accidentally ...


Mmmmm. Burgers.
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I love Carl's Jr.  Will and I rarely went to the one in Roseburg because it was more expensive than Wendy's and harder to get into and out of.  When we moved up here to Beaverton, I didn't see any in the immediate walk-able neighborhood so I just figured that ...
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Things That Disturb and/or Baffle Me
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Those damn Foster Farms chickens who travel all over the country trying to convince people that they deserve to be killed and eaten. I can understand the whole "hey we're cool! Really" aspect, but in the Foster Farms scenario, proving that they are cool means that they are worth ...


Bloglets on Tuesday!
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Today I had Hot Lips pizza for the third time in seven days.  Not too bad, but it is bordering on excessive.  I am afraid to eat it too often because a) I might stop thinking that it is awesome and b) it will get expensive, even with the frequent ...
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Across the Universe Part Two
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I vividly remember sitting in my living room and watching Scott Bakula sing Imagine on Quantum Leap.  Of course, by this time (and at the old age of twelve) I was already a die hard Beatles and John Lennon fan.  I don't remember when I heard my first Beatles song ...
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FINALLY
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I have wanted to see Across the Universe since the previews started airing a year ago.  A year I have been waiting to see it. Oh my god, I finally got to see it. Now I am going to go watch it again. Because... Damn.


Sunday?
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This morning my phone rang (telephone solicitor even though we are on the Do Not Call list) and I remember thinking as I went back to sleep "are they even allowed to call on Sunday s??"  and then I couldn't fall back to sleep because part of my body knew it ...


Little Dances
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I woke up feeling much better this morning and the extra couple hours of sleep I got after Will left for school were also helpful.  Currently I am doing my "I need to get to work but I don't want to get to work but I should get to work" ...


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I am in the worst kind of funk.  It is the kind of funk where I just really want to sit on the couch and cross my arms and just (as stupid as it sounds) be unhappy for a while.  I don't want to watch television.  I don't want to ...


It Must Be the Weather
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For most of this week we have had sun and (mostly) livable temperatures.  Today we woke up and found overcast skies and while the temperature is still a balmy 42, the gray and the rain...I kind of want to crawl back in bed. Now, I knew this was going to happen.  ...


Gotz Nuthin’
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Today has been a roller coaster (energy-wise).  I woke up with plenty of energy and can-do spirit.  I did the laundry, I answered some e-mail and then cleaned out my computer (virus check, ad aware scan, etc).  Then my energy went completely away.  It was sort of like a caffeine/sugar ...


Wednesday Bloglets
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Remember when I said that Bloglets were going to be a regular Monday thing? Yeah..... My cat has developed an affinity for yarn balls. Of course, because she is Poppy, she doesn't simply chase after them the way a normal cat does. Instead she backs up over them until ...
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More on….The Beatles! Sort of. Well. Not Really.
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Last night Will came home and asked "Hey, did you know that John Lennon wrote Imagine?"  He was very happy about having this knowledge and announced it in such a way that...well, let's just say he was less than pleased when my jaw dropped right off my face and I ...
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Jane Austen
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I just finished watching the movie The Jane Austen Book Club. Now not only do I have to read the novel that the movie is based on but everything put on paper by Jane Austen. 'Cause, you know, it isn't like I'm impressionable or anything.


Dear Fellow Grocery Shoppers
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Specifically the two women and their son (quite possibly he was only the son of one of you, I am not quite sure), I do not have kids, so far be it for me to tell you how to parent...BUT.... I am all over the whole "kids should explore their surroundings" thing.  ...
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Is it Two Faced?
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I always think of fantastic things to write about when I'm lying in bed--far far away from any writing materials.  Last night I came up with this one: "you're on a horse so high it makes Babe the Blue Ox look like the runt at a flea circus."  I'm kind ...


Brooding
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On the way home from Hot Lips (yee-ummm) tonight Will and I got into one of those "marriage talks."  It started because I was joking about how there is no box for us on applications.  There is no "not single, but not married"/"in a committed relationship with plans for marriage...someday" ...


No Doubt
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I just wandered over to Will and said "Um, I need to talk to you about my pill.  I'm not sure it's working."   My reason for saying this isn't because I suspect pregnancy. I don't. Not even a little. So don't get excited.  My reason for saying this is because ...


No title
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Last night I went to bed at 9:30.  I woke up at 6:30 this morning to "kisses" from Poppy.  It was a very nice way to wake up (even though I went back to sleep for an hour and a half). The rest of the day has been very weird--mood wise.  ...


I Love MIX
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I don't know how the library systems operate in your state, but in Oregon they operate on a county-wide system.  This means that all of the libraries in any given county are linked together and you can borrow books from any of those libraries.  It's a nice system, especially for ...


Again. Impressionable.
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This might shock some of you, but until last week I had never seen even a single episode of My So Called Life. Obviously I knew about it and knew about the fan base and even managed to recognize Jared Leto when 30 Seconds to Mars was on Leno ...
Read more: Again

The sun!
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Today it was sunny! And warm! So Will and I did what any normal people would do on a freak sunny and warm day. We spent the morning and the early afternoon inside and then walked to get burgers and then to the movie theater. What? Did you not see ...


Monday Bloglets: Back in the Saddle Again
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I emailed a nurse about my fears over the pill not working and she assured me that the pill itself is working just fine and that my "symptoms" were just really severe side effects of the pill that I am on. She recommended switching to a new pill. ...
Read more: Monday , Saddle , Again

Sickness
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Everyone around me is sick.  My friend has the stomach flu, Will has been complaining for a couple of days that he "feels like crap," and it felt like everyone on the train and at the library today was wheezing, sneezing, coughing or looking like death. This does not bode well ...
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Productivity
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Today has been a day of unprecedented productivity.  I wrote somewhere around eight thousand words today! It is possibly more than that, but by now my brain is fried and I can no longer count. To be honest, I am very proud of myself for getting as much done today as ...
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Stubbornocity
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Can't......fail.......Blog 365! Hooray! Got it in just under the wire!


Who got a free blender??
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I did! I did! Just don't tell Will I got it from the recycling center at our apartment complex. God bless dumpster/recycling diving.  I almost picked up a kitchen rug as well, but decided to leave that for someone else.


Close Call
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Is it mean that I am kind of happy Will's friends didn't invade? There was a magic card pre-release tournament or something geeky like that over at the convention center today and a bunch of the people Will used to play Magic with back in Roseburg were supposed to go.  A ...
Read more: Close

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