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Where's Waldo 2006-10-20 21:35:43 Click on it for full size.
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Friday funies 2006-10-20 15:28:12 A few Bushisms to tickle everyone’s funny bones today.
“I’ve coined new words, like ‘misunderstanding’ and ‘Hispanically.’”
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
“Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we’re by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I’m proud to report that. This isn’t a contest of who’s the most generous. I’m just telling you as an aside. We’re generous. We shouldn’t be bragging about it. But we are. We’re very generous.”
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Is this guy for real? 2006-10-19 20:58:49 Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but I think that Sen. Santorum is comparing the war in Iraq, to the hobbits trying to get into Mordor, I think. He’s babbling about the Eye of Sauron being drawn to Iraq, and not the US.
From PhillyBurbs.com
"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said, describing the tool the evil Lord Sauron used in search of the magical ring that would consolidate his power over Middle-earth.
"It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S.," Santorum continued. "You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States"
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So does this mean that we’ve got troops in Iraq to distract Sauron? Am I the only one who’s really not worried about where Sauron is looking right now? I understand being a fan of LOTR, but I don’t quite think that’s what’s going on rig
Back at work 2006-10-19 20:50:41 Had to take yesterday off to deal with the swelling in my knee, and let me tell you, ouch.
Arrrggg! 2006-10-17 18:40:23 I am having the worst day at work! I hate feeling this frustrated! And then this afternoon I have to go for knee procedure number 3. Just great.
Funny Star Wars Bloopers 2006-10-17 13:16:30 This is obviously an oldie from Ep. II, but it’s still funny. And makes me think that maybe Anakin just tripped and fell in the lava….
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News of the weird 2006-10-16 21:45:19 Wow, who bites a bear?
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From MSNBC
Man bites panda in Beijing zoo as retribution
Drunken migrant worker jumped in cage, was bitten after petting bear
Updated: 10:40 a.m. CT Sept 20, 2006
BEIJING - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.
Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.
"He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand," and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.
The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.
"I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Its
Finally, shoes that grow! 2006-10-16 20:04:13 Thank you Inchworm, from all of us parents sick of buying shoes
only to have the kids grow out of them in a matter of weeks!
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Mouse trap 2006-10-14 12:23:10 A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.
“There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, “Mr. Mouse
, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.”
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The pig sympathized, but said, “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but
pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.”
The mouse turned to the cow and said, “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The cow said, “Wow, Mr. Mouse. I’m
It's Friday the 13th! 2006-10-13 15:29:25
Ooooooh, *insert scary music here*!
Ok, so for some pre-Halloween fun, check out some of te really fun furniture over at The Scarefactory. I especially like the exorcist bed with the levitator option! Read more:Friday
Yeah! 2006-10-23 17:40:42
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We went to Graceland 2006-10-23 22:15:23 Now we’ve done it, we went to Graceland
. We went on the tour. I have some of the photos up on my Flickr site
Here’s Will looking very grumpy. Must have been the weather.
QOTD 2006-10-24 15:01:51 Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
~Anonymous
Are you smarter than the average preschooler? 2006-10-24 18:27:47 Pre-school children were asked the following question: “In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?”
Look carefully at the picture.
Do you know the answer?
The only possible answers are “left” or “right.” Before scrolling down, think about it. Still don’t know?
Okay, I’ll tell you. The pre-schoolers all answered “left.”
When asked, “Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?” they answered:
“Because you can’t see the door.”
Don’t worry, I didn’t think of that either.
Thanks to RDM for that one.
Manatees in Memphis 2006-10-24 17:57:21 And not at the zoo!
From CNN.com
Manatee finds way Memphis
POSTED: 7:33 a.m. EDT, October 24, 2006
MEMPHIS, Tennessee (AP) — An adventurous manatee strayed far from its usual coastal habitat to make an appearance on a Mississippi River tributary near downtown Memphis on Monday.
The distance on the curvy river from near its delta in Louisiana to Memphis is more than 725 miles, according to Army Corps of Engineers charts.
“I got a call about 3 p.m. about either a hippo or a manatee in the water,” said Andy Tweed, an officer with the Tennessee Wildlife Resource Agency. Officers from the agency and zoologists from the Memphis Zoo confirmed the sighting and observed the animal from boats.
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Chewy flash drive 2006-10-28 14:52:54 How cool, a Chewbacca flash drive
!
Now I’ve just got to find the R2D2 USB hub with the matching C3P0 speakers and I’m set! Read more:Chewy
Funny Friday 2006-10-27 16:01:50 When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, they took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.
One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: “What are these guys in the big suits doing?” One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.
Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official accompanying the astronauts said,”Why certainly!” and told an underling to get a tape recorder.
The Navajo elder’s comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused Read more:Funny
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Vote411 2006-10-26 19:30:41 Got this in an email today that is definitely worth sharing.
Voter participation in the United States is dismally low. In the 2002 mid-term elections, only 42% of eligible voters went to the polls to decide who would lead our country and make our nation's laws. Research continues to show that a lack of information about the voting process and the candidates is an overriding cause for low voter participation.
To address this issue, the League of Women Voters has launched an unprecedented Web site for voters: VOTE411.org - The One-Stop Shop for Election Information.
I like this! OverLord Chris 2006-10-26 16:54:00 Chris
was crowned as royalty
After taking over the world and declaring themselves Overlord
‘What will your Headline be?’ at QuizGalaxy.com
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Another good Bushism 2006-10-25 16:32:21 “There is book smart, and the kind of smart that helps do calculus. But smart is also instinct and judgment and common sense. Smart comes in all kinds of different ways.”
It’s just a shame that he doesn’t come in any kind of smart.
Is your town haunted? 2006-10-30 16:48:19 Check out Shadowlands Haunted Places Index.
According to their directory, our very own middle school is haunted! Oooooh!
Ahhh, being a Mad Cow 2006-10-30 16:35:34 Two cows were standing in the field talking. One cow says to the other, ‘’Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?'’
The other cow answers, ‘’Yeah, makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?'’
~Thanks to Shirley for that Mad Cow funny
Banga nets game winner in shootout! 2006-10-30 23:26:50
Larry Sterling stopped 20 of 21 shots and Travis Banga had the game winner
as the RiverKings defeated the Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs 2-1 in a shootout
Saturday evening at the DeSoto Civic Center. The RiverKings next play Tuesday night when they host the Oklahoma City Blazers at 7:05. The first 1,500 fans receive WMC Channel 5 RiverKings CheerStix.
The win gave the RiverKings four points and sole possession of second place behind the first place and undefeated Youngstown Steelhounds in the Northeast Division. Memphis moved to 2-1-1 on the young season while Bossier-Shreveport left the DCC with a 1-2-2 record.
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Only on Halloween 2006-10-31 16:31:09 Now there’s something you don’t see everyday. Hitler talking to a crayon.
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This is too precious! 2006-11-01 20:59:02 Tell me this isn’t the cutest and funniest baby costume ever!
It’s a squid costume, which I found that over at the Squid (ironic, n’est pas?). Be sure to check it out for the complete pic.
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Great helpful hints 2006-11-02 20:13:00 MOVIE GOERS. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by peeing before the movie starts.
BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply box it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a tiny mattress or pillow in case they sic one of their dogs on you.
MEN When watching your favorite show or listening to your favorite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.
BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.
DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
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