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QOTD 2006-11-02 20:07:54 “An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”
~Dylan Thomas
Lust huh? 2006-11-03 18:24:53
Which of the 7 Deadly Sins are you?
Your Result: Lust
What it is: Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Why you do it: Oh, please.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You’ll be smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses.
Associated symbols & suchlike: Lust is linked with the cow and the color blue.
Which of the 7 Deadly Sins are you?
Can't beat a 6 point weekend! 2006-11-06 16:15:26 From RiverKings Fans
R. Campbell nets GWG at 19:51-’Kings lead CHL!
Ryan Campbell broke a 2-2 tie with his second goal of the night, with nine seconds remaining to give the Memphis RiverKings a 3-2 win over the Rocky Mountain Rage Sunday at the DeSoto Civic Center. The victory gives the RiveKings their third win in three nights, a 5-1-2 overall record and a three point
lead in the Northeast Division.
Campbell started it early and finished it late as he tallied his fourth and fifth goals of the season, taking over the team lead.
Almost immediately off the opening draw, Travis Banga Darrell Stoddard started the play at neutral, with Banga feeding a driving-to-the-net Campbell who backhanded it in just :15 into the contest for a 1-0 lead.
The Rage, playing their first ever game versus the RiverKings, came back with a power play goal from team goal scoring leader Anders Strome at 8:10 of the first followed in the second by Clay Plume's first of the season at 6:25. The Rage too
Whoa, are they saying that military recruiters lie? 2006-11-06 15:34:22 Is anyone really shocked by this?
From ABCNews.com
Army Recruiters Accused of Misleading Students to Get Them to Enlist
Nov. 3, 2006 — An ABC News undercover investigation showed Army recruiters telling students that the war in Iraq was over, in an effort to get them to enlist.
ABC News and New York affiliate WABC equipped students with hidden video cameras before they visited 10 Army recruitment offices in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut.
“Nobody is going over to Iraq anymore?” one student asks a recruiter.
“No, we’re bringing people back,” he replies.
“We’re not at war. War ended a long time ago,” another recruiter says.
Last year, the Army suspended recruiting nationwide to retrain recruiters following hundreds of allegations of improprieties.
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Funny cooking terms 2006-11-07 12:36:04 Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.
Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.
Yogurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.
Porridge: Thick oatmeal rarely found on American tables since children were granted the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words “Putrid,” “hORRId,” and “sluDGE.”
Preheat: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking
a dish, so that the fingers may be burned not only when the food is removed, but when it is put in the oven.
Oven: Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.
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The Guy's Guide to Geek Girls 2006-11-07 18:18:02 A great read! Highly recommended by this geek girl.
From Pathways
Why the Geek
Girl?
So you realized that you’re never going to meet Kim Basinger. Moreover, the pretty thing in your Sociology class or the leggy new secretary in the office has given you the cold shoulder three weeks in a row. You’re feeling fairly dejected. You obviously haven’t considered dating a geek girl.
Unlike the cute things you’ve been chasing, geek girls learned long ago that physical attributes aren’t as important as the person underneath. On the Internet, they can participate in great, anonymous cybercommunities, they can IRC, they can MUD, they can IM, and they can email; they can interact with people intimately without ever meeting them face to face. They are more attracted to intelligence than testosterone; they don’t need football players - in fact, most of them find them to be a turnoff. Most importantly, they like fellow geeks - prefer them, even. With a geek gir Read more:Guide
, Girls
It's official 2006-11-07 23:25:03
I’m a full-fledged member now, as if there was ever any doubt. I think my expression “The last thing I want to do is kill you, but you are still on the list.” sealed the deal for my membership.
What to make for Thanksgiving 2006-11-08 13:40:00 This year Will and I will be alone for the holidays, so I’m trying to decide what to make for just the two of us. What do you think of this?
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Cool video! 2006-11-08 22:44:52 Awesome video
of experiments done on a big ball of water on the international space station.
We the people…… 2006-11-08 22:25:53 While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” says the man.
“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”
“Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the senator.
“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it a Read more:people
I love it 2006-11-09 12:25:54 How to prank a telemarketer
Looking for love? 2006-11-10 14:37:43 How about the Virtual Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
These saucy little Tamagotchi-style gizmos are set to become must-have accessories for any wannabe smoothie who enjoys getting jiggy with it (that’ll be everyone, then). Ideal for perfecting your relationship skills, each Virtual Girlfriend/Virtual Boyfriend features 8 LCD characters, all with their own distinct personality: from studious square to insatiable gothic bunny boiler.
The idea is to keep your randomly selected cyber partner happy by taking them out, complimenting them, buying them gifts and doing naughty things with them.
The more satisfied your virtual date becomes, the more points you collect and the longer the relationship lasts. Using the three control buttons you can select between gifts (anything from lingerie to deodorant), compliments (oblique or spectacularly blunt), places to go (the jewellers to the bingo) or, if you’re feeling lucky, wild passion.
If you don’t like your date you can attempt to get
Photos from a post game skate 2006-11-16 21:25:22 Cleaning some stuff up I ran across these. Here is a cute one of Hannah with one of her favorite RiverKings, Darrell Stoddard.
I’ll post more later.
How much cooler could kuler be? 2006-11-20 21:35:45 If you’re into graphic design, need help with graphic design, or just can’t decide what colors might best compliment each other in your bathroom, check out kuler by Adobe.
It’s an online, Flash based tool for creating color pallets. It’s great. You can work from specific rules to find complementary colors, compounds, shades, or create your own custom scheme. It’s free, fun, and integrates very nicely into the CS2 suite.
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Five tips for women 2006-11-21 15:07:54 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.
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