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I Want to Buy That 2007-04-29 09:55:00 A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" blondebuymicrowavetelevisiontv
International Airlines 2007-04-27 15:17:00 Acronyms for InternationalAirlines
ItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin And Luggage In Australia---------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Better On A Camel ----------------------------------------------------------------------BelgiumSABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again-----------------------------------------------------------------------PakistanPIA = Please Inform Allah-----------------------------------------------------------------------YugoslaviaJAT = Joke About Time------------------------------------------------------------------------Pacific Western AirlinesPWA = Pray While Aloft-------------------------------------------------------------------------Trans World AirlinesTWA = Teeney Weeny Airlines. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- acronymsairlines
A mental hospital 2007-04-24 13:38:00 After hearing that one of the patients in a mentalhospital
had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office."Mr. Parx, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.""Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Parx replied. "I hung him up to dry."mental hospital
Four Idiots 2007-04-23 11:36:00 Funny Videosfunny video Read more:Idiots
Everyday Jokes 2007-04-20 15:17:00 Sardar's new mobile:Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610."Concerned To Medical college:Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.Banta : Really, what is he studying?Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.Common factor:What is Common between amongst Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.Love letter:Santa falls in love with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I love you sister."Mother tongue:Pappu (while filling up a form): Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?Santa: Very long!Flag:Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next..."Show me some other colourful designs." Read more:Jokes
Better Relationship 2007-04-17 12:55:00 A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the docotor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.""My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face."Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor."It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.""So, what's your problem?""I don't have a p Read more:Relationship
I Won't Come To Office 2007-04-16 15:25:00 Oh God... my stomach is aching... I cant come to office... You stupid... why are you not listening to me only... I will not come to office... Leave me... I wont come to office... leave me... Finally... brought into office... my life got spoiled... totally spoiled ... This bug will not get fixed and this stupid boss will not leave me...what a life is this...??? Ohoo... how to fix these many bugs... how...??? I can't come and fix these BUGS... plz... plz leave me........when life is hard and Saturday is still away... there is only one thing to do...
Child sent to bed 2007-04-15 11:40:00 A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later]"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""No. You had your chance. Lights out."[Five minutes later]"Da-aaaad...""WHAT?""I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??""I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"[Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...""WHAT??!!""When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Guess The Winner 2007-05-01 13:04:00 tug of warguess the winnercamelwoman Read more:Guess
It's great to be a woman 2007-05-01 09:58:00 Here are top reasons why it's great to be a woman
:1. Free drinks.2. Free dinners.3. Free movies.4. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.5. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.6. You can sleep your way to the top.7. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.8. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.9. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.10. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.11. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.12. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.13. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.14. You have the ability to dress yourself.15. If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.16. You can quickly end any fight by crying.17. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.18. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.19
Marriage Quotes 2007-04-30 10:00:00 Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.~~~~~*~~~~~Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.~~~~~*~~~~~Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.~~~~~*~~~~~Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.~~~~~*~~~~~Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.~~~~~*~~~~~Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.~~~~~*~~~~~Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.~~~~~*~~~~~Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":* The Engagement Ring* The Wedding Ring* The Suffe-Ring* The Endu-Ring~~~~~*~~~~~marriagemarriage jokesmarriage quotesmarried life Read more:Quotes
Resist Your Laugh 2007-05-04 10:35:00 If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.~~~~~Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."~~~~~I bought my wife a new car.She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."I said, "Where's the car?"She said, "In the lake."~~~~~Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.~~~~~Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.~~~~~A young man was about to be married, but he had a question he needed answered. He first went to his Mother and asked, "Mom, why do women wear white dresses on their wedding day?"His Mother replied, "It represents purity, and virginity."The young man thanks his Mom but kinda doubts her
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