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You Know When…… 2006-11-11 06:42:00 ...... some people say they aren’t referring to you in particular, and that you in particular should know that they aren’t referring to you in particular when they are referring to unsavory persons?
Just so ya know, I will always think you are referring to me in some veiled sort of way and wonder if I was supposed to pick up on it or not, and then I will wonder and worry and fret and cry because I didn’t pick up on that something that I was supposed to when said person referred to unsavory persons. Then I will torture myself with the “should I” or “shouldn’t I” situation for weeks, maybe even months, because I’m not that good with the beating-around-the-bush-veiled-references sort of thing.
I don’t play the ‘read between the lines’ game. I’m straight forward, and therefore I look for and respond to the straight forward.
So, if you’re speaking to me, which I believe you are right now, just say so.
Hacked & Put In My Place! 2006-11-11 23:52:00 First off, my blog was hacked last night! I lurve it when Danalyn just sneaks in through the backdoor and takes over! She left a message at the bottom of my last post to let y’all know that Weblog Design Studios is HIRING...and that she is going on a blog hijacking rampage. So, I thought I’d repost her hijacking message again and give her a hand.
If you are interested or know someone who might be interested, spread the word, send along the link and let them know that Weblog Design Studios is HIRING!
Second, I was put in my place.... I hate it when Miss Ann is right - and she’s almost always right! Damn her. She called me out on my last post, and she’s right! In case you didn’t read the comments on the last post, here’s part of what she said:
“I guess I'd need to see whatever it was that made you write about this...which is pretty much the same way your bitching about. No, it is, really.
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Socks Are Sexy, Dontchaknow 2006-11-12 01:54:00
The other day I was in the shower when the mail person delivered our mail. Bean’s favorite thing in the world is to check the mail when she sees the mail truck in front of our house. After fetching our mail, she came running into the bathroom full of curiosity and excitement because there was a package there for me.
“Open it! Open it!” she hollered at me while I was scrub dub dubbin’ in the shower. Kids have no patience.
Upon leaving the shower and drying off, I opened the little package that was addressed to me. I couldn’t figure out what the heck it could be, epsecially when I saw the return address and figured out who it was from.
Ahhh, my good friend OhGirl! She sent me a pair of work out socks to wear when I take my daily walks! Isn’t she just a sweetheart! The part that I found the funniest about the whole thing was that the socks are marked “L” and “R” to let you know which sock goes on which foot! Now, if that Read more:Socks
Because You Know You Want To… 2006-11-13 03:03:00 ...belong to the "we're cooler than you" clique, so don’t forget about the fact that Weblog Design Studios is HIRING!
If you think you’ve got what it takes to make it with the best of the best, then head on over and apply right now!
p.s.
Did I mention that I ♥ Danalyn, and if I could do anything worth a shit, I would right now. However, I was born without any skillz except flappin’ my yap, so I’m just passing along the word in a lame attempt at helping her out. Just pass it along for her, k? Besides, it might save her a little time in her quest to hijack every blog on the internet!
I HATE SWEATY MEN AND BALLS! 2006-11-13 20:24:00 Didja hear me clear enough? I certainly hope so because I believe I popped an artery while screaming out at the sky just now.
I’m serious. H-A-T-E them. Totally and completely and utterly thoroughly.
No, I’m not gay. I am without a doubt completely sick to death of sports, any sports, all sports nothing but sports 24/7 and I can’t stand one more second of it.
Over the weekends, it’s literally 36 hours non stop of sports on TWO FREAKIN’ televisions in my house. My husband in the living room, my father in the den. The only way to escape it is to go outside to smoke. Oh, that’s right. As long as dad isn’t out there having a cig either because he’ll have that damned tv tuned into sports while he smokes! God forbid you miss something on one of the 8 ESPN channels you have to chose from..... I know t’would be a dern shame.
Every morning getting ready for the day - I HEAR SPORTS!
Every afternoon while helping with homework and pr
Ok, So They Aren’t Choo 2008-03-09 18:27:00 But they are fabulous! It was a fabulous Saturday all the way around, and because I was in such a good mood, I had to buy a new pair of shoes! It would take me 3 paychecks to get myself a pair of those coveted Jimmy Choo beauties (alas, someday it will happen), that’s why I thank God for Ross. Designer shoes at pauper prices! These new fabulous shoes would have totally looked hot with the outfit that I…
40 Hours KO’d 2008-03-07 13:55:01 And I missed the opening of Jimmy Choo’s one and only store here in the valley!! OMG! *breathe girl* Oh for God’s sake! A girl gets taken down for the count for the first time in like, 7 years, and it has to be while Jimmy Choo is opening a store in my state. Life can be so unfair. Yes, 40 hours knocked out. Crazy, eh? I didn’t know a human could spend that long in bed and still be alive. Alas, one can! I also had no idea how much mucus the human body can… Read more:Hours
Send Shaq Back!!! 2008-03-03 13:56:00 Can we do that?! Yeah. Shaq is cool ‘n all, but not playin’ for the Suns! I wasn’t excited at all about having Shaq from the get go, I think it’s a wrong fit all the way around. And Marion is quietly laughing his ass off. I say we send Shaq back, right away, before the Suns look any more ridiculous than they do right now.
Great Guest Bathroom Redo - 2008! 2008-03-02 18:59:00 It’s finally finished! Ok, there are a couple of tiny paint touch ups that I need to complete today, however, the bulk of the redo is finally completed! I have been searching for weeks for the perfect shelving unit to go above the toilet. I have hiked and trekked all over this fair city, searching and searching until one night I was finally ready to just give up. Out of desperation I hit the internet in search of a shelving unit to go in the new bathroom. After I had hit nearly every single web site I could… Read more:Great
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Total Family Wipe - Out! 2008-02-26 05:07:00 It’s a 5-for-1 bonanza y’all! Yes, that’s right. Every single member of the family is currently feeling like complete and utter caca. Positive side? Everyone gets it over with at one time. Negative side? Everyone is sick at the same time. Including me. Anybody wanna come and take care of us all? Let me know, I’ll leave the porch light on for ya. teh ny quil is setting i n..... Read more:Total
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It’s About Time Bud Buckley! 2008-02-24 15:40:00 You could totally say that again! It’s about time I pulled my head out of my ass, got my shit together, and let y’all in on a little something I’ve been keeping to myself, too! It’s About Time is my dear friend Bud Buckley
’s latest cd release. His first cd, Feel My Love was a super huge hit around my house and I’ve been waiting anxiously for this next cd. One of the things that makes this newest cd super special is the fact that Bud…
From Beautiful Prospect to Butch Dyke In .10 Seconds 2008-02-23 15:47:00 What? How does that happen!? Basically, it’s a natural phenomenon that has been observed in the mating rituals of wild animals. The males will approach a desirable female, boasting his chest, pounding his fists, spewing what sounds to the human ear like lame pick up lines, and other mating rituals in an attempt to gain her love. In some cases, the female in question does not respond to the males eager attempts at gaining her attention, in turn causing the male to come… Read more:Beautiful
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Blanket Apologies Warm No Hearts 2008-02-22 14:09:00 Example: “I’m sorry for whatever it is I did/said.....” If you don’t know what it is you are apologizing for, then you really shouldn’t bother at all. It’s ridiculously insulting to the other party whom is then expected to accept such an apology and offer forgiveness. If you simply can’t bring yourself to admit to doing whatever it was that you need to apologize for, therefore throwing out that blanket apology, then you couldn’t possibly truly be sorry for your actions and are making a mockery of the acts of apologies and forgiveness. … Read more:Blanket
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Tossed to the floor by a Thunderstorm 2008-02-22 02:01:00 It was a quiet night. Dinner was cleaned up, children were tucked snug in their beds, and I was beginning to snore on my own as well. Even the animals were all tucked into their beds, sleeping peacefully. But that was only to last a few minutes! All of a sudden, out of nowhere the skies burst forth with an angry temper tantrum that flew from the skies as if God himself was throwing it! We’d heard on the news that it was supposed to rain around here off and on over the next few days. In the…
Eliot Spitzer 2008-03-11 16:38:00 He’s male. He’s a rich politician. He’s human. He is a male. What the hell is so surprising/shocking/breath taking? Read more:Eliot
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FYI - Because I Care ‘Bout Y’all Like That. 2008-03-11 02:44:00 NEW! NEW! NEW! Because I think of y’all often, and I care about the ease and simplicity of your lives, I’ve created a new category to my blogroll titled ”Links Found Within Sunburns”. Yes, click on it. It will take you to that blogroll category. What does that mean, you ask? Well, this is where the links that I create within posts will reside permanently. I did this so when that day comes that you’re sitting there, wanting something, (that day will come, you watch!) and you…
Never Choke Near A Hillbilly 2008-03-15 10:08:00 Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’ The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’ The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to… Read more:Choke
Happy Steak & BJ Day! 2008-03-14 17:28:01 It was brought to my attention this morning, by a man of course, that today is Steak
and BJ Day! This holiday, created by men, was created to offset Valentine’s Day as a way for the woman to show her appreciation for her man. Since my man and I are already planning on heading out to dinner in celebration of our recently passed wedding anniversary, I’ve got it easy! Two birds with one stone. At least he’ll receive half of the said Steak and BJ show of appreciation. Read more:Happy
Reach for the Skye! 2008-03-16 23:56:00 Friday night hubsend and I got the rare opportunity to have no children for the night in order to celebrate our 3 year wedding anniversary. We had no idea where we were going to go, but I knew I wanted something different. I wanted something unique and fun, somewhere we could maybe listen to music, dance, and dine, all in the same place. That’s a hard order to fill when you’re the kind of folks we are, stuck in a rut, and never go anywhere but maybe the same two or three restaurants ever. I wanted something new, damnit, and… Read more:Reach
Gas Crisis - What’s Your Opinion? 2008-03-18 18:15:00 No. I am not talking about the price of gas all across America right now. That isn’t anything I can do anything about at the moment. Of course, neither is this: Just wondering what y’all think. Question - Read more:Crisis
A Day Off = A Day of Shopping! 2008-03-21 17:36:01 Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is a girl’s day come true! Since today is Good Friday, I do not have to work today! While the husband is toiling away at his job, I get to spend my day away from work and get to go shopping! You see, I have some very important things to buy and a rather short time to buy them in. Of course, one of the items will be a hot new pair of heels to go with… Read more:Shopping
An Easter Prayer 2008-03-23 14:21:00 God, give us eyes to see the beauty of the Spring, And to behold Your majesty in every living thing - And may we see in lacy leaves and every budding flower The Hand that rules the universe with gentleness and power - And may this Easter
grandeur that Spring lavishly imparts Awaken faded flowers of faith lying dormant in our hearts, And give us ears to hear, dear God, the… Read more:Prayer
April Social Showers 2008-03-26 14:56:00 It’s going to be quite a busy month around these parts coming up in April
. It seems, so far, that I’ve got something major brewing for every single weekend! What’s a girl to do? Buy shoes. Shoes for every event! I’m so excited. The first weekend is the big brewhaha for work. This is more work than fun, and I am getting paid to not only be there, but the hours of preparation that I have to put in at home as well, so that’s not too terribly bad. I guess. I still haven’t found a dress, and… Read more:Social
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Time For A Change 2008-03-28 14:55:00 And it’s long over due, in my opinion. Hair. I’m talking about hair, people! First, I’ve had the blonde on top and red underneath for over a year now. I’m bored. Second, I’ve had the same style, or lack thereof, for a year now as well, and frankly, I am majorly bored. I already know what I am going to do to my hair, and the only thing I am going to say right now is that I am definitely not… Read more:Change
Mis-spoke? 2008-03-27 02:15:00 Oh PUHLEEZE! A mis-speak is something like: “Oh, today I am wearing my Jimmy Choos.” When in reality you’re wearing your Candies. An easily done mis-speak if you’ve got a million shoes, are a busy woman, and simply forgot which ones you had on when you were complimented. Hillary Clinton did not mis-speak. She lied. Completely embellished and lied. Are lies new to politics? Of course not. However, when it’s…
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