Owner: Spicy Indian URL:http://spicy-indian.blogspot.com Join Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:52:00 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: The Interesting Messages, Jokes, and lot of fun mail and so many things posted in this Blog Site statistics:Click here
Innocent Questions 2007-04-23 07:53:00 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" ***********2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." ***********3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." ***********4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found h Read more:Innocent
Why I Fired My Secretary ? 2007-04-23 07:46:00 Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feelingToo hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wifeWould be pleasant and say? Happy Birthday ? And would probably have a present for me.She didn't even say - Good Morning I thought, Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .?The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet , said, Good morning boss, Happy Birthday...? So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I Said Let's go. ? We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go.We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis Read more:Fired
, Secretary
Computer Tech Support Calls (funny) 2007-04-18 13:21:00 These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How about you? Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry.... **********Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? **********Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm n Read more:Computer
, Support
Best moments in life... 2007-04-16 14:28:00 1) To fall in love. 2) To laugh until it hurts your stomach. 3) To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation. 4) To go for a vacation to some pretty place. 5) To listen to your favorite song in the radio. 6) To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside. 7) To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm. 8) To clear your last exam. 9) To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to. 10) A good conversation with a sweet person. 11)To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year . 12) To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces.13) Getting calls at midnight that last for hours.14) To laugh without a reason. 15) To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you. 16) To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours. 17) To hear a song that makes you remember a special person. 18) To be part of a team.19) To watch the sunset from the hill top.20) To make new friends.21) To feel butter
Pepsi - A Brief History 2007-04-08 15:34:00 Born in the Carolinas in 1898, Pepsi
-Cola has a long and rich history. The drink is the invention of Caleb Bradham, a pharmacist and drugstore owner in New Bern, North Carolina. The information published here is provided by PepsiCo, Inc. and may be accessed at their site: www.pepsi.com . The summer of 1898, as usual, was hot and humid in New Bern, North Carolina. So a young pharmacist named Caleb Bradham began experimenting with combinations of spices, juices, and syrups trying to create a refreshing new drink to serve his customers. He succeeded beyond all expectations because he invented the beverage known around the world as Pepsi-Cola. Caleb Bradham knew that to keep people returning to his pharmacy, he would have to turn it into a gathering place. He did so by concocting his own special beverage, a soft drink. His creation, a unique mixture of kola nut extract, vanilla and rareoils, became so popular his customers named it "Brad's Drink." Caleb decided to renam Read more:Brief
, History
Message with the Moral 2007-04-08 07:54:00 Understand the morale behind the story: A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.QUESTIONS:1. What were the five words ?2. What is the implication of this story? Let's be understandingscroll down to read....&g Read more:Message
, Moral
Chanakya's Quotes 2007-04-01 11:27:00 (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC) *************************************************** "A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are victimised first." *************************************************** "Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous." Chanakya quotes *************************************************** "The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you." *************************************************** "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth." *************************************************** "Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead." ********************************************* Read more:Quotes
Film to celebrate maths genius 2007-03-31 16:24:00 Ramanujan was a mathematical genius
British director Stephen Fry and India's Dev Benegal are to make a film about an Indian mathematician whose ideas underpin the digital revolution. Srinavasa Ramanujan, a poor college dropout who died aged 33, ended up at Cambridge in the early 1900s and was acknowledged as a mathematical genius. The joint production will look at his relationship with Cambridge don GH Hardy who "discovered" him. The film will begin shooting next year in Tamil Nadu state and Cambridge. A "major American or British star" will play the cricket-loving Hardy,whose stamp of approval took Ramanujan to Cambridge University in 1914, Benegal told the BBC. He said he and Fry would be looking for a "terrific Indian actor" to play Ramanujan. "It won't be [Bollywood stars like] Amir Khan or Shah Rukh Khan surely. I am sure we will find the right actor," he said. 'Man who knew infinity' The multi-million dollar film will be shot in Erode (where Ramanujan was born) and Kumbakonam Read more:maths
If u r smart.... then answer this...... 2007-03-29 15:07:00 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird) 2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be given a thought) 3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd) 4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Very good thinking) 5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who Knows?) 6. Can you cry under water? (Let me try) 7. Why do people say, "Youve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else) 8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell) 10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (By ones eyes) 11. What does OK actually mean? (OK Read more:answer
Love & Marriage 2007-03-28 16:18:00 A student asks a teacher: What is love? The teacher said:in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders.... may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person The student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and co
Heart Attack and Cold Water 2007-03-18 06:16:00 I got this mesage from one of my friend. Very good Article.... which I read. Please read this and forward it to those you care.This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. This makes sense.. the Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals...not cold water...maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks: You should Read more:Heart
Hyundai Car - Funny Advertisement 2007-03-16 12:01:00 Here posted the one of the Hyundai
Car's Advertisement.Watch the Kid(Wait Few Minutes for load the Clip) Subscribe in a reader Read more:Funny
Never argue with a women 2007-03-09 14:56:00 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
Few More Stupid Questions 2007-03-07 14:09:00 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid
Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-togethe Read more:Stupid Questions
Honesty (joke) 2007-02-28 14:31:00 A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, May I ask a favor? " "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" Read more:Honesty
Cricket World Cup 2007 - Preview 2007-02-23 17:30:00 A quartet of India's golden generation of cricketers will aim for glory in West Indies in what is expected to be their last World
Cup.The game's ultimate prize is still missing from the trophy cabinets of stalwarts Sachin Tendulkar, Rahul Dravid, Saurav Ganguly and Anil Kumble.Leg-spinner Kumble (36), India's most successful bowler, skipper Dravid and fellow batsmen Ganguly (both 34) and Tendulkar (33) have displayed their class for more than a decade and the next edition in 2011 could be a bridge too far.Tendulkar, who will play in his fifth World Cup, holds the records for most one-day runs (14,783), hundreds (41) and caps (381). Ganguly and Dravid are also among only six players to aggregate more than 10,000 one-day runs.On pitches expected to help batsmen, India can hope to make amends after champions Australia thrashed the 1983 champions by 125 runs in the 2003 final in South Africa.FORM SLUMPHowever, India face questions over their fielding, the poor form of explosive batsman Read more:Cricket
, Preview
, Cricket World Cup
Smoking Room 2007-02-19 17:08:00 Check out the ceiling..... This is actually an award-winning Adverisement done for some Anti-Smoking
group... Subscribe in a reader
ICE - In Case of Emergency 2007-02-19 17:07:00 Due to the recent bombing in Mumbai and floods in Bihar , there has been a tremendous push to launch the International " In Case of Emergency
" (ICE) campaign. As you know, many people were injured in these incidents. Many of those injured were found with their cell phones. First responders used the injured person's cell phone to try and locate a family member that they could notify on the injured persons behalf. However the rescuers found it difficult to locate the appropriate person. Wireless subscribers are now being asked by Public Safety Officials all over the world to store the word "ICE" in their wireless phone address book and put their next of kin's phone number next to it. In the event of an emergency, this person would be contacted quickly by ambulance and hospital staff. It's just that easy! (Source: BBC News) Please take a moment to program someone that you would like to be contacted in case of an
Beauty of Maths 2007-02-19 17:01:00 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88 98 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And finally, take a look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 &n Read more:Beauty
How Companies Got their Name 2007-02-19 17:00:00 Apple Computers It was the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock. CISCO It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short for San Francisco. Compaq This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object. Corel The name was derived from the founder's name Dr.Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearch Laboratory. Google The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros.After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google' Hotmail Founder Jack Smith got the idea of acc Read more:Companies
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS 2007-02-19 16:57:00 BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick . WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
How Guys select the girl they want to marry...? (Guess) 2007-02-15 05:29:00 A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells h Read more:Guess
New(ton's) Law 2007-05-03 12:02:00 Universal Law: Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.First Law: A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until On Unless Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. Second Law:The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. Third Law:The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Using Her Sandals. Subscribe in a reader
Funny Love Letter 2007-05-03 11:56:00 A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person.So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. HE WROTE :Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your relation.As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation).What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application,I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation. Thanking you in anticipation and Read more:Funny
, Letter
Four Fathers (Joke) 2007-05-03 07:13:00 Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!" "What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!" The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!""Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!" When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets."Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!" At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong."What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!" Subscribe in a reader Read more:Fathers
Can You Prove 3 = 4 ? 2007-05-03 07:09:00 Theorem: 3=4 Proof: Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter rearranging:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets: 4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Cancel the same term left and right: 4 = 3 Really Mind blowing........!!! Subscribe in a reader Read more:Prove
Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ] 2007-05-02 12:42:00 Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood ( the woodcutter and the axe ), He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, " Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said " No, not at all!!" Finally, she came up wi Read more:Modern
Recommend Site To A Friend
