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Just for Laughs 2007-05-02 07:34:00 Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine . Lets find yours!! ********** Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends ". ********** Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , " With Idiot For Ever !!!" ********** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ********** Teacher: u know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. ********** Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all th
India eyes 25 million automotive jobs 2007-05-02 07:14:00 Entering Ford's manufacturing plant near the South India
n city of Madras (Chennai) feels a bit like travelling back in time. The automotive industry is creating a lot of new jobs in India The metallic noise, the sparks, the industrial smell: here is a good, old-fashioned car factory, the kind whose closures in the West - along with the loss of thousands of jobs - used to spark industrial strife. "In Europe, you see robots," explains plant manager Kevin Whipp as he leads the way through the dimly-lit factory. "Here you see people." India's labour intensive car industry has become a tremendous job creator and as such a crucial driver of economic growth. Already, some 10 million
people are working in factories across India - making cars and motorcycles, tractors and trucks - or in sales and service centres. And their numbers are set to swell. By 2016, the automotive industry should have created employment for 25 million people in India, ac
Ultimate Divorce Letter 2007-05-03 12:14:00 Dear HusbandI'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've Been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you Had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came Home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your Favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in Two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't Tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything Either you're Cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away To West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your Ex-wife*********************** Dear Ex-WifeNothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you And I have been married for seven years, although a good wo Read more:Ultimate
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Chinese speaking to a Operator... 2007-05-03 12:08:00 Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator
: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller: I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Lee. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!! Subscribe in a reader Read more:Chinese
European Space Flight 2007-05-09 07:23:00 The first European
space flight is in progress. On board of the space ship are two pigs and a Belgian. (Side note: Picking the Belgian was obvious since the French wouldn't allow a German astronaut, and the Germans wdidn't want a French one, and both the Germans and the French were against a British astronout, unless of course it was Mrs. Thatcher, but she turned the job down) During the flight the following conversation took place between ground control (hereafter referred to as GC) and the crew: GC: - Hello, this is Ground Control for Pig 1. Pig 1, are you reading me? PIG 1 - Hello, here is pig 1 for Ground Control. Reading you loud and clear. GC: - Pig 1, how is everything? PIG 1 - Everything under control Ground Control. No problems. GC: - Ok, pig 1. Just to check: can you repeat your instructions. PIG 1 - Yes Ground Control, when coming in orbit, press the square button, and depress the round one. GC: - Ok pig 1, That's right. Over and out. GC: - Hello, this Read more:Space
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Skydiving 2007-05-20 07:03:00 A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane.About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going up! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver - by this time scared out of his wits - yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about lighting gas stoves?" Subscribe in a reader Read more:Skydiving
A Hide & Seek game by Scientists (Funny) 2007-05-23 23:54:00 Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den........... He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! Subscribe in a reader Read more:Funny
Prayer before dinner 2007-06-03 01:14:00 Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook." Subscribe in a reader Read more:Prayer
Poems written by Husband toWife 2007-06-29 02:36:00 I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. ****** God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. ****** Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. ****** The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you? ****** Roses are red, Violets are blue Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at you. ****** Subscribe in a reader Read more:Poems
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10 Interesting Facts about Nokia 2007-06-29 02:30:00 1) The ringtone "Nokia
tune" is actually based on a 19th century guitar work named "Gran Vals" by Spanish musician Francisco Tárrega. The Nokia Tune was originally named "Grande Valse" on Nokia phones but was changed to "Nokia Tune" around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred to it as the "Nokia Tune." 2) The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.3) Nokia is currently the world's largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer. 4) The "Special" tone available to users of Nokia phones when receiving SMS (text messages) is actually Morse code for "SMS". Similarly, the "Ascending" SMS tone is Morse code for "Connecting People," Nokia's slogan.
Interview at Infosys!!! (Funny) 2007-06-29 02:22:00 Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it. What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money". (The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya. Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, thes Read more:Infosys
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Test Your Selves 2007-06-29 02:11:00 So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it ." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and ... Begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR! 1. What do you put in a toaster? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. ******* 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell " silk." What do cows drink? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" Then pr
Women are Clever, and Men are... 2007-06-29 02:04:00 A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "T Read more:Women
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Who's This Guy 2007-07-24 11:52:00 After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously."No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend then?" he asked."No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." Subscribe in a reader
Think Twice Before you LIE 2007-07-29 09:08:00 One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look dirty and worn out with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 points. Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 points ) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?.............. Read more:Twice
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Interesting equation 2007-08-26 09:13:00 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Pigs = eat + sleepHence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work Men = eat + sleep + earn money Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money If Men - earn money = Pigs In other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs Women = eat + sleep + spend Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Women = Pigs + spend If, Women - spend = Pigs In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs Summary: Men earn money not to let women become pigs!Women spend not to let men become pigs!Men + Women = 2 PigsWish all the pigs happy forever. Subscribe in a reader
My Boss & I 2007-08-26 09:10:00 When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating, When I make a mistake, I am an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake , he's only human. When I am out of the office, I am wandering around. When my boss is out of the office, he's on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave ,it's because he's overworked When I do good ,my boss never remembers, When I do wrong ,he never forgets ! Subscribe in a reader
Worth! 2007-08-26 08:06:00 Horror gripped the heart of a World War-I soldier, as he saw his lifelong friend fall in battle. The soldier asked his Lieutenant if he could go out to bring his fallen comrade back. " You can go," said the Lieutenant," but don't think it will be worth it .Your friend is probably dead and you may throw your life away." "The Lieutenant's words didn't matter, and the soldier went anyway. Miraculously, he managed to reach his friend, hoisted him onto his shoulder and brought him back to their company's trench. The officer checked the wounded soldier, then looked kindly at his friend. " I told you it wouldn't be worth it ," he said. "Your friend is dead and you are mortally wounded." "It was worth it, Sir ," said the soldier."What do you mean by worth it?" responded the Lieutenant. "Your friend is dead." "Yes Sir," the soldier answered,"but it was worth it because when I got t Read more:Worth
Why call center guys are paid so much.....SOOOO FUNNNY!!!!!!!!! 2007-09-10 06:58:00 Why call center guys are paid so much.....PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. ...?TAKE A LOOK: 1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer : "Ok." Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer : "No." Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer : "No."Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until thispoint?" Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ---------------------------------------- 2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am stillgetting the same error message." Tech Support : "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" --------------------------------------------------3)Customer : "I'm havin
DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER... 2007-09-10 06:53:00 This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM. So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........ Just when the! clock struck 11... and then...... then ..... then ....... .
Funeral ... Excellent one. 2007-09-10 06:40:00 A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha, I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribut Read more:Funeral
Every second is worth reading this... Too good 2007-09-10 06:39:00 An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and..... Prof: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Prof : Is God good? Student: Sure. Prof: Is God all-powerful? Student : Yes. Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.) Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good? Student: Yes. Prof: Is Satan good? Student : No. Prof: Where does Satan come from? Student: From...God... Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student: Yes. Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct? Student: Yes. Prof: So who created evil? (Student does not answer.) Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatre
LOVE & EGO 2007-09-10 06:30:00 Once upon a time there was an island , where all the FEELINGS lived together . One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get drowned. Every FEELING was scared but LOVE made a boat to escape... Every FEELING boarded the boat. Only one FEELING was left. LOVE got down to see who it was.. It was EGO... LOVE tried and tried but EGO wasn't moving also the water was rising. Every one asked LOVE to leave him and come in the boat, but LOVE was made to LOVE. At last all the FEELINGS escape and LOVE dies with EGO on the island.. LOVE DIES BECAUSE OF EGO... Subscribe in a reader
Tech Support... 2007-09-10 06:29:00 FROM: A TROUBLED USER To: Dear Tech Support
: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favor ite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User REPLY: TECH SUPPORTDear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 i Read more:Tech Support
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS ? 2007-09-10 06:27:00 It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event. * Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!! With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying. When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down. One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired, ' Now pain must have reduced' . All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post. Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even! YES. This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently! The sport was condu
True Boyfriend 2007-09-10 06:21:00 A young man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said. The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $4500. "I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique", he said. At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $33000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" "I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone the bank Monday and I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon". Monday morning a very irritated jeweler phones the man. "You lied there's no money in that account." &nb
Golden Telephone 2007-12-27 23:02:10 Golden
Telephone A Writer decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read " $10,000 per call". The Writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The Writer thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone
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