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Maxwell’s Restaurant - Gatlinburg 2008-03-05 14:24:54 Maxwell’s Restaurant - Gatlinburg, Tennessee
Maxwell’s Restaurant is located right on the Parkway in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Being in the mood for something different to eat, we ventured in and were greeted by a huge fish tank with apparently our dinner swimming inside. We were met by the hostess and seated right away. (Not a good sign [...] Read more:Maxwell
Nun Punishment 2008-03-04 00:42:42 Sister Gemma Massey, disciplining a careless student caught passing notes in second period religion class. The penalty, of course was torture followed by death by belt hanging.
Perhaps nun punishment wasn’t quite so harsh as depicted above, but to be fair, the nuns didn’t look anything like the sexy Gemma Massey, the international model portraying the [...] Read more:Punishment
Last Ride On The Blue Streak 2008-03-03 00:13:53 The Blue Streak
Roller Coaster
Sadly, the Blue Streak coaster along with the entire Conneaut lake Park is in peril of being closed for good due to some unfortunate luck in late 2007 and early 2008.
In 2007, the park could not open due to insurance issues and some disputes over ownership. However, the park officials [...]
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #19 2008-03-01 19:51:07 John Jr. enters the family limousine ahead of his father. President Kennedy
is on his way to attend Veteran’s Day ceremonies at Arlington Cemetery.
#19 in a series of John F. Kennedy Cards
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Starbucks Coffee Addiction 2008-02-29 18:40:55 A Starbucks
Addiction Of Giant Alien Proportions
A Grassy Knoll Institute operative described the scene outside a Manhattan, New York Starbucks coffee shop as total bedlum as giant aliens caused a panic and nearly a riot.
In their quest to take over the world, Giant Aliens paused a few moments for a steaming hot cup of coffee. [...] Read more:Coffee
Lost Update - Time Warp 2008-02-28 22:28:49 Lost Update
Season IV 02/28/2008
It’s astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let’s do the time warp again…
Let’s do the time warp again!
Tonight’s episode centers around the [...]
Idora Park Entrance Sign 2008-02-27 07:21:49 This was the Idora Amusement Park entrance sign just off of Canfield Road in Youngstown, Ohio. It stood proud and tall for many years. Even years after the park closed in 1984.
A polka festival was the last advertised event at Idora Park. I can see remember the yellow blinking lights and the blue background announcing [...]
Triple Dog Dared 2008-02-26 11:44:16 Apparently Inga never watched the classic holiday film, A Christmas Story. Otherwise, she would have known what happens when she sticks her tongue onto a pole.
Perhaps Inga was Triple
dogged Dared much like Flick was in the movie and couldn’t resist the challenge.
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Old Mill Restaurant - Gatlinburg 2008-02-25 07:39:46 Old Mill Restaurant - Gatlinburg, Tennessee
I have been going to Gatlinburg for over 20 years and finally stopped for dinner at the Old Mill. I had heard good things about the Mill, good food, good service, fair prices.
Being November, of course this was a 20-30 minute for a table, but no problem, the air that [...]
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #18 2008-02-23 09:56:30 The First Lady greets King Hassan II of Morocco as her husband, President John F. Kennedy
looks on.
#18 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.
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Lost Update - I Am The Eggman 2008-02-21 22:29:34 Lost Update
Season IV 02/21/2008
I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun,
see how they fly.
I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake,
waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt,
stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman,
they [...]
New And Improved Thought Screen Helmet 2008-02-20 07:52:57 Not feeling feminine fresh? Now you can everyday with the new and improved Thought Screen Helmet
(Developed by the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute) made just for women. Look, it has wings and it makes toast as an added bonus. The ultimate multi-task accessory for the on-the-go business women.
WARNING:
Women are not immuned from [...]
Rock Face Monument 2008-02-19 22:58:59 Giant Alien Monument
In the foothills of Montana, Giant Aliens carved out their likeness much like the rock face on Mount Rushmore.
This rock face was carved in the evening and took less than four hours to complete. The alien technology has to be amazing to complete such a task as this. But, the question remains, are [...]
Hungry Howie’s Calzone 2008-02-18 23:03:54 A new fast food delivery restaurant opened up in Youngstown recently. It looked like a typical pizza joint place, and being the blue plate special king, decided to try them out.
I used the flyer that was in my mailbox and called in my take out order. I ordered the above item, which by the menu [...] Read more:Hungry
Blue Streak Conneaut Closes 2008-02-17 20:04:05 The Blue Streak
roller coaster located in Conneaut Lake Park has now officially been placed on the endangered species list.
The amusement park was closed in 2007 for lack of operating funds and insurance and just last week a fire broke out and damaged a portion of the midway and the dance hall. Several rides were [...]
The Bug Light God 2008-03-12 08:07:46 The year was 1980. A new decade and a new job. I was 20 years old and was one step into a sojourn that would last several years.
As the days got longer and turned into night, us warehouse workers, like moths to a flame, would gravitate toward the almighty bug light. Looking for inner peace, [...]
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #20 2008-03-11 08:12:14 President John Kennedy
reviews the honor guard just after his arrival at Mexico City, Mexico.
#20 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.
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Showing Their Mettle 2008-03-10 22:19:20 Giant Alien Tears Down Oil Filed In Siberia, Russia.
Giant Aliens landed in the cold isolated land of Siberia looking to damage oil wells that pump life into the Soviet Union. Ten fields and plants were destroyed until the aliens boarded their mother ship and escaped.
This new tactic clearly demonstrates that the giant aliens are attempting [...]
Ice Station Wrangler 2008-03-09 21:05:25 Last Friday, March 7th, I made my way to the Cleveland airport for my trip to Las Vegas, Nevada to attend the ASD/AMD trade show. The temperature was in the high 20’s and it was raining and sleeting the entire 85 mile trip to the airport.
When I stepped outside the next day on my way [...] Read more:Station
Triple Dog Dare 2008-03-08 12:40:09 Triple Dog Dared!
Great Christmas gift. Really slow in adding it to the Institute, but I am committed to getting everything up to date. (Someday anyway!)
Make sure your speakers are turned up. (No, a scary monster won’t jump out at you. It’s just so you can hear the dialog.)
Enjoy.
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Lost Update - Sweet Dreams 2008-03-06 23:01:11 Lost Update
Season IV - 03/08/2008
Sweet
dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for something.
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.
Tonight on As The World [...] Read more:Dreams
, Sweet Dreams
Nookie Green 2008-03-14 09:34:30 To kick off the St. Patrick’s Day weekend holiday, I offer an old family joke told over and over this time around St. Patrick’s day.
When our family gets together, and there are a lot of us, we sit around the dinner table and tell old jokes. This is one of my favorites. Don’t stop me [...] Read more:Green
Lost Update - Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me 2008-03-13 22:32:34 Lost Update
Season IV 03/13/2008
I can’t light no more of your darkness
All my pictures seem to fade to black and white
I’m growing tired and time stands still before me
Frozen here on the ladder of my life
Too late to save myself from falling
I took a chance and changed your way of life
But you misread my meaning [...]
Irish Humor 2008-03-17 01:56:40 Patrick O’Malley hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night, he told his wife: “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the [...] Read more:Irish
, Humor
Irish Penance 2008-03-16 23:05:35 Making Poteen (Moonshine) is a sin in Ireland.
This fella goes to confession and gets the newly appointed priest. The fella begins, bless me father for I have sinned, I have made 8 gallons of poteen.
The new priest, unaware of what the penance for poteen (Moonshine) is in this parish, tells the gentleman to hold on [...] Read more:Irish
I Can Read Your Mind 2008-03-16 15:50:45 We Irish folks are a mystical and magical bunch. Many of us have the capability to read people’s minds. Ahh, I can sense some skepticism from my readers. See, it’s working already. I suppose I will have to prove my mind reading abilities with a test.
First, I need you to read and answer the following [...]
An Irish Fairy Tale 2008-03-16 11:37:23 Shannon O’Malley wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let her. As Shannon sits weeping in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Shannon with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
“First, you must wear a diaphragm.” We all know what happens [...] Read more:Irish
Irish Lass 2008-03-16 01:57:31 In honor of St. Patrick’s Day weekend, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers a special “LOTGK Logo search.”
As usual, simply study the photo and find the LOTGK logo.
Good luck and Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore Archives
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The Essential Irish List 2008-03-15 16:12:43 As by now you more than likely guessed that I am Irish
. If you haven’t, then you must be English….
Anyway, the following is my Irish list. A sort of best off Ireland.
My Favorite Irish Singer:
Van Morrison. Brown Eyed Girl.
U2 - Rock and roll from Bono and Edge for decades now and still going strong.
Enya - [...] Read more:Essential
Taco Bell Taquito’s 2008-03-18 13:59:44 Taco bell Taquito
Well you knew I would get around to this some day. Taco Bell
has a new item on their menu, (Seems to have something new every month) the Taquito that comes in two styles, the chicken or steak Taquito.
Basically, it’s a grilled soft taco shell wrapped with chicken wedges with melted cheese all [...]
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