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Uptown Breakfast Pizza 2008-04-03 07:28:59 Usually when I think of pizza, it’s for lunch or dinner. When Mike, Rocket Scientist #9 told me about a breakfast pizza, I had to try it.
As you can see, it is a traditional round pizza, 12 inch size, with regular crust. instead of pizza sauce and traditional toppings, the breakfast pizza was topped with [...] Read more:Uptown
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Eddie’s Grill - Geneva On The Lake 2008-04-06 10:12:22 Eddie’s Grill
is situated in the center of Geneva
On The Lake and is one of the most famous eating establishments in the area. Everyone stops at Eddie’s Grill when visiting Geneva.
As you can see, Eddie’s Grill is a throwback 1950’s diner that serves great chili dogs, cheeseburgers, french fires, and it’s own style of [...] Read more:Eddie
50 Foot Giant Woman Attacks 2008-04-05 12:53:36 Attack Of The 50 Foot Giant Alien Woman
A Giant Alien Woman was spotted looking pissed off just outside the Arizona city limits of Phoenix. The giant woman was ready to rip down power lines that supply the city of it’s electricity when all of a sudden, she spotted someone on the ground. Apparently, she had [...]
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #23 2008-04-08 09:01:53 President and Mrs. John F. Kennedy
walk around the Glenwood Park Course in Middleburg, Virginia.
#23 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.
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Lost Update - Walking Distance 2008-04-10 12:17:42 Lost Update
Season IV 04/10/2008
With two more weeks before a new Lost episode airs, I am going to delve into my alternate theory concerning Rod Serling’s Sci-Fi television series, The Twilight Zone. Here is the link to refresh your memory connecting Lost to the TZ. Lost In The Twilight Zone
Tonight’s update will center on a [...] Read more:Walking
First Confession 2008-04-13 19:54:38 I have been asked by many non-Catholic friends just what goes on inside the wooden stalls (Confessionals) in the back of the church. Breaking Vatican II protocol rules and regulations, (Section 3:13, Verse 8, line 5 that clearly state all Catholics must never reveal the ritual of one on one confession to non believers) I [...] Read more:First
I’m Free From Thought Screen Helmet Aliens 2008-04-15 12:01:05 A Small Price To Pay
Although this particular model of thought screen helmet has several drawbacks, (The inability to see oncoming traffic, difficulty entering doorways, and a target for ridicule) it is highly effective at keeping the evil race of aliens attempting to control mankind through telepathy at bay.
Although, perhaps this is the plan of [...] Read more:Helmet
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The Post After 999 2008-04-17 15:19:03 (Would You Mind Telling Me who’s Brain I Did Put In)
According to the new Wordpress dashboard, (Which everyone loves so much) I noticed I have 999 posts here at the Grassy Knoll Institute. When I press the publish button, this post will be #1000. Yea baby yea!
I have not really thought about what I should [...]
No Parking 2008-04-16 19:23:53 On my way home from work during the 5pm rush hour, and with the green bridge closed, (A main artery to the city) and Market street, (Another main artery reduced to one lane traffic) and Boardman street (Reduced to one lane traffic) this jackass in the U.S. Mail truck parks in a goddamn no parking [...] Read more:Parking
Shannon Elizabeth - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren 2008-04-19 23:08:09 Shannon Elizabeth
- Dancing With The Stars Leggy Contestant
Shannon Elizabeth, veteran of dozens of movies and presently competing in the television program, Dancing With The Stars, is best known for playing Nadia, the foreign exchange bombshell in the movie American Pie. Shannon’s nude bedroom scene rivals Phoebe Cates red bikini from Fast Times At Ridgemont [...] Read more:Shannon
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Bob Evans Bacon Omelette 2008-04-20 16:21:11 Bob EvansBaconOmelette
To Go
Sunday morning, the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute surprised us with breakfast take out from the local Bob evans restaurant in Boardman, Ohio.
My order was a Bacon omelette ala carte. No hash browns, or toast, just the omelette.
The omelette was quite large, cooked well, with plenty of bacon [...]
Signs Of Spring 2008-04-21 21:56:04 Many countries and cities have iconic reminders that winter is fading and springtime is just around the corner.
The swallows returning to Capistrano is one of the most famous signs of Spring
time returning.
Or the cherry blossoms in Washington, DC in full bloom is a favorite tourist attraction signaling warmer weather is arriving.
For our Canadian friends up [...]
Bikini Logo 2008-04-23 09:36:48 Shameless Brand Recognition
Sometimes people call me an ass.
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Are We Not Men? 2008-04-26 12:47:31 We Are Devo
Photographic evidence that aliens controled humankind in the 1980’s. The new wave rock band Devo knew of the thought control and attempted to sever the telepathic link to the alien race by donning self made thought screen helmets made from flower pots. Devo had assumed (And we all know what happens when you [...]
Lost Update - Telephone Line 2008-04-25 07:55:31 Lost Update
Season IV 04/24/2008
Hello… how are you
Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely nights,
That’s what I’d say, I’d tell you everything,
If you’d pick up that telephone.
Hey–how you feelin’
Are you still the same
Don’t you realize the things we did were all for real not a dream,
I just can’t believe
They’ve all faded out of [...]
Pete Rose - Cincinnati Reds 2008-04-29 20:30:11 Back in March, while in Las Vegas, I saw Pete Rose
at Caesars Palace signing autographs. He didn’t look all too happy to be there.
Perhaps it was because there was nobody in line to get his signature.
Or maybe he’s still angry he was never inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York [...] Read more:Cincinnati
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Vikings Sign Kim Kardashian 2008-05-01 07:28:11 The hype, hope, and hysterics of the 2008 NFL draft is now complete. Like myself, many thousands of rabid fans were incensed at the player their team selected, or did not select. Luckily, we didn’t muff up our first round selection giving even more fodder to the ESPN vampires.
The Vikings
, before the draft, traded their [...] Read more:Kim Kardashian
Lost Update - Nothing But A Dreamer 2008-05-02 08:15:40 Lost Update
Season IV 05/01/2008
If I could see something
You can see anything you want boy
If I could be someone-
You can be anyone, celebrate boy.
If I could do something-
Well you can do something,
If I could do anything-
Well can you do something out of this world?
Take a dream on a Sunday
Take a life, take a holiday
Take a [...] Read more:Nothing
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Titt Pavillion 2008-05-03 17:39:14 As expected, the Titt Pavilion, nestled snugly and firmly in the heart of Mill Creek Park, Youngstown, Ohio, is booked through 2012, which according to the Mayan calendar, is the end of the world.
Pamela Anderson and Scarlett Johansson are expected guests.
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John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #24 2008-05-05 10:45:00 President John F. Kennedy
escorts the Grand Duchess ofLuxembourg to the state dining room in the White House.
#24 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.
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Big Foot Or Giant Alien Proof 2008-05-06 11:37:23 Big Foot Leaves Large Impression In Pavement
Walking through the local cemetery in the early spring, I came upon this large foot impression crushed into the pavement. Obviously, whatever made this imprint has to be massive weighing hundreds of pounds. Upon inspection of the footprint, I used my own footprint as a point of reference, (Size [...] Read more:Alien
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Effective Advertising 2008-05-07 21:31:18 On my way home from work the other day, I was on Route 224,
(The main traffic artery of Boardman, Ohio) I spied this hard working lad. He was standing on the roadside attempting to drum up business for Boston Market chicken, the restaurant he works for. He had a big wrap around sign displaying the [...] Read more:Advertising
Lost Update - Old Man 2008-05-09 09:14:44 Lost Update
Season IV 05/08/2008
Old man look at my life,
I’m a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I’m a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and there’s so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.
Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things
that don’t get lost.
Like a coin [...] Read more:Old Man
Papa John’s Pizza Debacle 2008-05-09 07:49:42 Click Thumbnail To Enlarge For Reading
Papa John’s Pizza
, a national pizza chain joint, coming off a PR nightmare, (A local Papa John’s outlet printed up and handed out T-shirts with crybaby 23 on them in an attempt to taunt LaBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers) has sunk even further into the abyss.
With threats of lawsuits [...]
Coke Zero 2008-05-10 16:45:28 Coke Zero Point Of Purchase At It’s Best
(Pay no attention to the sexy blond model wearing nothing but the Coca-Cola Zero logo in body paint)
Coca-cola has introduced yet another diet soda product to their long list of soft drinks. Coke Zero, being a diet soda, has zero calories, (Hence the name) zero total fat, zero [...]
Happy 21st Birthday 2008-05-12 17:35:04 Happy 21st Birthday
to my son Patrick, the Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute.
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The Landing At Geneva On The Lake 2008-05-15 07:23:00 The Landing
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Geneva
On The Lake opened Mother’s Day weekend signaling the beginning of the summer season. (Geneva is an old fashioned resort town geared to lay back relaxation and entertainment) Last year was the first year since the second World War that Erieview Park was not an iconic spot to land [...]
Lost Update - Beyond The Sea 2008-05-16 08:17:12 Lost Update
Season IV 05/15/2008
Somewhere beyond the sea
somewhere waiting for me
my lover stands on golden sands
and watches the ships that go sailin
Somewhere beyond the sea
she’s there watching for me
If I could fly like birds on high
then straight to her arms
I’d go sailin’
It’s far beyond the stars
it’s near beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
my heart [...]
Delorean - Back To The Future 2008-05-17 11:54:45 It’s not everyday in Boardman, Ohio that you see a Delorean gullwing sports car. But there it was, in the parking lot, looking like it just came back from the future. Or returned to the past. (These space time continuum loops confuse me at times)
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Stack Restaurant Las Vegas 2008-05-19 07:24:16 Stack Restaurant - Mirage Casino - Las Vegas
At least I know where this restaurant got it’s name from. The waitresses and hostesses were all gorgeous women and of course, all were stacked in the breast department. Pamela Anderson size stacked. Hence the name. Stack!
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We had reservations and we were seated right [...] Read more:Stack
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