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St. Patrick’s Day Waitress 2008 2008-03-17 19:03:00 Happy St. Patrick
’s Day 2008 from all the rocket scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute.
Please be careful and assign a designated driver tonight.
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Lost In Translation 2008-03-17 16:23:54 The Irish speak English. Not the kings English, not the American English, but a dialect all their own. Sometimes you must pay close attention to what they are saying and many times what the commentator is saying has a completely different meaning to others. Here are some examples…..
At a women’s weightlifting tournament:
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Irish Comedian Hal Roach 2008-03-17 13:26:14 Hal Roach, Ireland’s finest comedian, spins some yarns about the people of Ireland and how we walk and talk and conduct business. enjoy.
This Irish
fella Murphy walked into a Macy’s store and asked the sales clerk to show him the cheapest suit in the store.
The sales clerk replied, “You’re wearing it.”
Did you hear about the [...] Read more:Comedian
Hospital Charts 2008-03-17 11:20:41 Ireland has free health care to all it’s citizens. And by reading some of these hospital charts, I can see why.
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
The patient is [...] Read more:Charts
Lost Update - The Man Who Sold The Earth 2008-03-20 22:24:18 Lost Update
Season IV 03/20/2008
We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when
Although I wasnt there, he said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone, a long long time ago
Oh no, not me
I never lost control
Youre face to face
With the man who sold [...] Read more:Earth
Welcome To Fabulous Las Vegas 2008-03-19 23:04:41 Welcome back Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute
I’m on my way once again to fabulous Las Vegas
for yet another business trip. While the lead scientist is finishing up his business in Florida, I am heading West to the neon desert.
And look, Las Vegas knows I’m coming….
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John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #21 2008-03-19 13:11:19 President and Mrs. Kennedy
leave base hospital on their way to their summer home at Squaw Island in Hyannis Port.
#21 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.
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Three Crosses On The Hill 2008-03-23 01:02:25 On my way to Gatlinburg, Tennessee I snapped this photo of the three crosses up on the hill. I have seen this instance in several places in the South but this is the only photo I took.
Apparently, the three crosses symbolize the Christ crucifixion. When the Romans nailed Jesus to the cross, two other criminals [...] Read more:Three
, Crosses
Poorly Constructed Thought Screen Helmets 2008-03-22 10:20:44 Don’t let this happen to you!!!
Poorly constructed thought screen helmets like the ones above are of little protection against the evil alien race abducting citizens and then controlling their minds.
The picture above depicts a young couple from Seattle, Washington who decided to cut corners in the construction of their thought screen helmets. Sadly, evil aliens [...] Read more:Helmets
Favorite Sexy Super Hero 2008-03-25 11:02:14 The 2008 National Halloween Costume Trade show in Las Vegas was last week, March 16th through the 19th. There were plenty of sexy women in adult costumes, haunted house props, party store goods, and did I mention sexy scantily clad women dressed to thrill in Halloween costumes? (However, the above photo is not from the [...] Read more:Favorite
, Super
, Super Hero
Havin It Your Way 2008-03-24 08:55:00 The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photo of a Giant Alien holding a Burger King Whopper just before he devoured it.
It was reported that the Giant Alien ordered 50 whoppers and 50 super size french fries to satisfy his hunger.
No word on if the Giant Alien held the pickle and the mayo…..However, the Giant Alien [...]
Lost Update - Book Of The Month Club 2008-03-27 07:31:32 Lost Update
Season IV 03/27/2008
With the writers strike still showing ill effects to ABC Lost season IV, new episodes won’t air until April 24th. But fear not loyal Lost fans. The Grassy Knoll Institute has several issues to debate beginning with “The Book of The Month
Club” episode. You remember the one where a group [...]
Potato Soup - Apple Barn 2008-03-26 08:10:50 Potato Soup - Apple
Barn Restaurant - Gatlinburg
I have already critiqued several meals from the Apple Barn in Gatlinburg, Tennessee so tonight it’s all about the soup. As in potato soup.
When you order an entree at the Apple Barn, you get your choice of soups and I always selected the chicken noodle but just recently, [...] Read more:Potato
John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #22 2008-03-30 09:21:08 President Kennedy
and the First Lady are enthusiastically greeted just after their arrival at Bogota, Columbia.
#22 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.
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Geneva On The Lake Grave 2008-03-28 12:13:24 This summer while visiting Geneva
On The Lake, we happened upon this make-shift grave down on the beach shielded away from the normal walk way.
Speculation would be a pet tribute. (Allie is scratched in a rock on the left top)
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Hollywood Sign 2008-04-01 22:46:41 In recognition of the Grassy Knoll Institute coming to California, the city of Hollywood
has erected our LOGO right below the famous Hollywood Hills sign.
The entire staff here at the Grassy Knoll Institute extends our gratitude and a hearty thank you to all of you helping us celebrate our feast day, (April Fools Day) [...]
Miss America Winner 2008 2008-04-01 22:38:21 With all the scandal and bad press beauty pageants have received lately, the Miss America
Beauty Pageant Association have invoked new guidelines and regulations that will be strictly enforced.
No longer will contestants be allowed to have breast augmentations, nose jobs, face lifts, tummy tucks, eye widening, ear lowering, leg shaping, ass shaping, and botex injections.
The [...] Read more:Miss America
Sexy Body Paint Model 2008-04-01 22:23:26 Is There A Doctor In The House!
No idea how this photo made into the April Fools Day Archives. Apparently Gumby isn’t doing his goddam job.
Anyway, since the photo is posted, consider this a little tease preview of the 2008 National Halloween trade show Sexy Sirens in Las Vegas. Many photos to follow.
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Nun Fun 2008-04-01 22:00:35 As Mother Superior read a chilling excerpt from the Book Of Revelations, Sister Wylene and Winona prepared to commit one of the new and improved Vatican sanctioned mortal sins of fun.
After the dousing, the sisters beat it out of there leaving the reverend mother soaking wet screaming obscenities.
I am sure one way or the other, [...]
Ghost Hunters Record Entity Proof 2008-04-01 21:23:14 Ghost Hunters
record empirical proof that supernatural entities exist.
Last Monday, March 24th, TAPS, (The Atlantic Paranormal Society) were invited to investigate an old brownstone home in New York. The house is at 278 West 113th Street in Harlem and was the house famous magician and escape artist Harry Houdini and his wife Bess purchased and [...] Read more:Ghost
, Record
, Entity
, Proof
Paris Hilton’s New BFF 2008-04-01 20:40:39 Paris Hilton
’s new MTV’s reality show, Paris Hilton
’s My New BFF, will be airing later on this year. The premise is Paris is looking for a new BFF, not from Hollywood stock, but everyday ordinary people.
Twenty finalists will be selected from a pool of thousands and then they will compete for Hilton’s affections. Loyalty, fashion [...] Read more:Paris
Michael Jackson In Disguise 2008-04-01 19:46:11 Michael Jackson
Returns To The States!
Michael Jackson
, self appointed legendary King Of Pop made a surprise visit to the United States today ending his self imposed exile to Hollywood and the pop music culture.
Jackson had a very public trial for child molestation several years back on which he was acquitted but did admit to “Sleeping” [...] Read more:Michael
, Disguise
Lost Update - Damn Dirty Ape 2008-04-01 18:39:36 Lost Update
Season IV 03/27/2008
There has been a lot of speculation about the “Foot” seen on the Lost island. The foot was shown only once and only for a precious few seconds. The Grassy Knoll Institute has been asked to explain the foot and what we believe it’s significance is to the Lost series. Our [...]
Ralph Nader Still Campaigning 2008-04-01 17:48:11 Ralph Nader, famous author of Unsafe At Any Speed in which he exposed General Motors shoddy workmanship on the Chevrolet Corvair, (Not to ever be mistaken for the Corvette) has once again thrown his hat into the presidential election race. Nader has been running for president for over 300,000 years with the Green Party promoting [...] Read more:Ralph
Big Brother Is Watching 2008-04-01 16:13:30 Do you suspect your spouse or significant other is cheating on you? When you call his/her cell phone and they don’t pick up, do you wonder if they are hooking up with a midnight delight?
Fear not mortals, the Grassy Knoll Institute has found a solution for you. Submitted to the Institute by Jodi, this [...] Read more:Brother
, Watching
, Big Brother
Wordpress Maid Service Script 2008-04-01 14:46:48 Popular Wordpress
forum “Keymasters” Telly and Mark have done it again WP bloggers!
Wordpress.com has implemented a new dynamic feature to it’s already plentiful array of add-ons and widgits. This new feature is code named “Wordpress Maid.” It’s function is to clean up your WP blog whenever it gets dirty or overly cluttered.
After you install and [...] Read more:Service
Woman Displays Her Bust 2008-04-01 14:01:56 Bust On Display At Pensacola Florida Art Symposium
In a bold and daring move for the art world to see her “Talents,” Graphic Design Artist extraordinaire The Latest Slub, proudly displayed her bust for all of Florida to see at the prestigious annual Art symposium.
I have to say it was the hit of the symposium.
PS: It [...] Read more:Displays
Burger Chef Is Still In Business 2008-04-01 12:45:11 The Burger
Chef fast food hamburger chain, defunct since the mid 1980’s is making a come back.
Hardee’s corporation, owner of the Burger Chef brand name relinguished the rights of the name in late 2006. When Hardee’s bought all the Burger chef’s, they immediately began converting them all to Hardee’s fast food restaurants until no more [...] Read more:Business
Julia Roberts Stand In 2008-04-01 11:57:06 Open auditions for professional stunt double model for actress JuliaRoberts
is being conducted today. Roberts has a new film, “Duplicity” in production with a release date of Spring of 2009.
Usually Ms. Roberts does her own stunts and even the risque scenes do not bother her but one particular scene in the new film is [...] Read more:Stand
, Julia Roberts
Sexy Tongue Licking 2008-04-01 10:49:05 One look at Jenn’s tongue and the rumor that Jenn’s father is Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler holds a lot of credence.
Jenn is also a big fan of William Wallace.
Wanna see a lot more of Jenn?
Simply Get In Line
Jenn is one hell of a graphic design artist and website designer.
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