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Six Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck — Part Two: Phil The Alien 2007-04-25 10:56:53 April Wine: Canadian
“Sign Of A Gypsy Queen”; ‘Nature Of The Beast‘ (1981)
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The 2nd NonSucking Canadian Movie You Need To See…
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Phil The Alien
(Comedy — 2004)…
a movie aboot a beaver, an alcoholic shape shifting alien, his band and Jesus.
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My grandfather built dams for forty years… in fact he built most of Canada’s mega-projects between 1960 and 1985. [...] Read more:mdash
, Part Two
Six Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck — Part One: FUBAR 2007-04-15 09:39:30 Rush: Canadian
“YYZ”; ‘Moving Pictures‘ (1997) [Live In Brazil]
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The 1st Non-Sucking Canadian Movie You Need To See…
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FUBAR (Comedy — 2002)…
a movie aboot mullets, beer, heavy metal, Canadians and a cancerous right nut.
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Fuckin’ eh, just give’r boys… holy good keerist did I have a mullet back in the day. Long in the back? Four inches past the [...] Read more:mdash
Greatest Hits: Canadian Inventions — ‘Radio’ 2007-05-01 09:00:12 Glenn Gould: Canadian
“Bach Partita No.6 in E minor 1. Toccata (1 of 3)”
For Sisyphus And Her Sore Brain
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In 1906 A Canadian Inventor Stepped Up To The Mic…
…and became the first person to transmit his voice via electromagnetic waves. On Christmas Eve, 1906, Reginald Fessenden — born near Montreal — made the first radio [...] Read more:Greatest
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, Greatest Hits
Quick Hits: I Wanna Destroy, Possibly? OR Taking A Holiday In Cambodia 2007-05-04 12:02:22 Bunchofuckingoofs: Canadian
“Alcoholiday Turned Alcoholocaust“;
‘There’s No Solution - So There’s No Problem‘ (1986)
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Punk Lost Its Way When It Stopped Believing…
… we were all going to die tomorrow. I grew up knowing tomorrow was never coming… so, where’s the Atomic Bomb I was promised? Because nobody ever trained me for what forever was going to [...] Read more:Quick
, Taking
, Holiday
, Cambodia
Canada: Crazy Americans Fear Canada… Twice OR Two $0.25 Stories In A $0.93 Newspaper 2007-05-09 14:20:37 Peaches: Canadian
“Boys Wanna Be Her“; ‘Impeach My Bush’ (2006)
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Two Stories
Featured In Canadian News…
this week will create Urban Legends that are going to need to be explained away by our Grandchildren’s Grandchildren to their Grandchildren unless we stop them here and now.
The first one involves a unique Canadian coin and a mistaken addition to [...] Read more:Canada
, Crazy
, Americans
, hellip
, Twice
, Newspaper
Short Cuts: There Is No Blue Sky OR Why Justin Trudeau Only Comes Out In The Daytime 2007-05-08 07:52:18 Loverboy: Canadian
“Turn Me Loose“; ‘Loverboy’ (1980)
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All of life’s illusions are concentrated…
during the daylight hours. There is no sky, it is an illusion of light refracting across our atmosphere. There is no blue sky. There Is No Blue Sky
. THERE IS NO BLUE SKY. Thinking, believing, there is a blue sky is mankinds first [...] Read more:Short
, Justin
, Daytime
CSN:AFU Week 14 In Review 2007-05-11 19:45:17 The Golden Dogs: Canadian
“Never Meant Any Harm“; ‘Big Eye Little Eye’ (2006)
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CSN:AFU Week Fourteen
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New Page:
Photo Evidence
Photos of “Friends, Family And Me…” it’s still a rough Beta Version, but I’ve decided I like the look and feel of this page since I woke up from the two days of sleep I was owed… kind [...]
Greatest Hits: Essential Canadian Writers — ‘George Bowering’ 2007-05-16 12:30:15 Anik Jean: Canadian
“Tendre Sorciere“; ‘Le Trashy Saloon’ (2005)
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Essential
 Canadian Writers
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George
BoweringÂ
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Everybody should have a favourite poet, I have four* and George Bowering is at the top of my list. George, who spent two years as Canada’s official Poet Laureate, pronounces it ”aboot” and he does so proudly. He doesn’t write aboot the mysteries of Canada — although sometimes [...] Read more:Greatest
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, Greatest Hits
Short Cuts: A Handy And Timely Guide To Four Of Buffalo’s Golfing Destinations 2007-05-14 14:30:38 The Big Dirty Band*: Canadian
“I Fought The Law”; ‘Trailer Park Boys Movie Soundtrack‘ (2006)
*TBDB Are: Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee (Rush), Ian Thornley (Big Wreck), Adam Gontier (Three Days Grace), Jeff Burrows (The Tea Party) and Care Failure (Die Mannequin)
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Eastern Conference Finals:
Ottawa Senators vs. Buffalo
Sabres
Game One: Ottawa 5, Buffalo 2
Game Two:Â Ottawa 4, Buffalo [...] Read more:Short
, Handy
, Guide
, Golfing
, Destinations
CSN:AFU Week 15 In Review 2007-05-19 04:31:38 The Spoons: Canadian
“Romantic Traffic”; ‘Tell No Lies’ EP (1984)
Sandy Horne is the hottest bass player ever…
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CSN:AFU Week Fifteen
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This Weeks New Posts:
Greatest Hits: Essential Canadian Writers — ‘George Bowering’
Everybody should have a favourite poet,aboot I have four and George Bowering is at the top of my list. George, who spent two years as Canada’s [...]
Short Cuts: The NHL’s No Buzkashi League OR So What If Nobody Ordered The Duck 2007-05-23 04:31:52 22,000 Edmonton Oiler Fans: Canadian
“Star Spangled Banner & O’Canada”;
Game Four, Western Conference Finals (2006)
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Ten Minutes After The Ducks Fried The Wings…
last night, questions were being raised aboot who, in their right mind, would ever want to watch the Ottablawa Senablores play the Anaheim… what the fuck are they called again? Every year it’s the same [...] Read more:Short
, League
, Nobody
CSN:AFU Week 16 In Review 2007-05-27 01:42:43 Joni Mitchell: Canadian
“Born To Take The Highway“; unreleased: performance (1965);
lyrics published ‘Gandalf Publishing Company’ (1966)
a request from absolut.folly… let it play, some dude talks for a minute.
This is from when Joni was still “Anderson”.
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CSN:AFU Week Sixteen
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Change Of Name:
So I changed my WP “nickname” from… ‘feartheseeds’ to ’senators in six.’, but it’ll change back in [...]
Six Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck — Part Three: Heavy Metal 2007-05-30 03:04:01 Kittie: Canadian
“Brackish”; ‘Spit’ (1999)
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The 3rd NonSucking Canadian Movie You Need To See…
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HeavyMetal
(Animated — 1981)…
a movie aboot a green orb of ultimate evil with the coolest soundtrack ever.
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Canada’s animated film industry is cutting… edge and innovative but that’s easy to say of any country. All it really takes to be innovative in an “Art” is [...] Read more:mdash
, Three
, Heavy Metal
Short Cuts: WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU, THE SENATORS ARE STILL IN MY EARS… OR One Down Three To Go 2007-06-03 04:01:04 Belly: Canadian
“Go Sens Go”; unreleased (2007)
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2007 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Game Three
In Ottawa
just click on the thumbnail to see the full photo…
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When I’d go to concerts as a young punk I’d usually… get up front for a few songs and jam my head deep into the speakers. I’m fairly sure, at a couple of shows, [...] Read more:Short
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Short Cuts: Senators In Six OR Box Seats For Game Three Baby, Box Freaking Seats 2007-06-01 12:20:14 Danko Jones: Canadian
“Sound Of Love“; ‘Born A Lion’ (2002)
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I’m Going To The Show Baby, Private Box…
a fridge full of beer, all the smoked meat sandwiches I can eat and… oh yeah, Game Three
of The Stanley Cup Finals between The Ottawa Senators and the Anaheim Ducks at ScotiaBank Place.
Fuck yeah. The last playoff game I managed to get [...] Read more:Short
, Seats
, Freaking
Short Cuts: The Duck Hunt Is Over OR The Senators Were The Wind Beneath Their Wings 2007-06-07 22:50:21 20,500 Senators Fans: Canadian
“Star Spangled Banner & O’Canada”;
Game Three, Eastern Conference Finals (2007)
If you listen closely you can hear me…
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Thanks, But Next Year Doesn’t Matter Yet…
because for the 2006-2007 season the Ottawa Senators made it to the Stanley Cup Finals, and there’s only one other team who gets to say that they were there as [...] Read more:Short
, Beneath
, Wings
CSN:AFU Week 17 In Review 2007-06-10 03:14:16 Doug & The Slugs: Canadian
“Makin’ It Work“; ‘Music For The Hard Of Thinking’ (1982)
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CSN:AFU Week Seventeen
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Change Of Name… And Back Again:
So I changed my WP “nickname” from… ‘feartheseeds’ to ’senators in six.’ for the NHL Playoffs. But the Senators lost in Five to the Anaheim Ducks (mostly) thanks to the gigantic mental cramps of Chris Phillips [...]
CSN:AFU Week 18 In Review 2007-06-17 04:29:59 The Weakerthans: Canadian
“The Reasons”; ‘Reconstruction Site’ (2003)
A Request (sort of) From Amy:
“I know you might roll your eyes at this, but I’m so glad that you exist.”
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CSN:AFU Week Eighteen
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Family:
My sister came up for a visit… this weekend so I took the week off from my blogs to get the dishes done. It’s her first [...]
CSN:AFU Week 19 In Review 2007-06-25 03:55:08 Vulgaires Machins: Canadien
“Compter les corps”; ‘Compter les corps‘ (2006)
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CSN:AFU Week Nineteen
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Family, Visitors And Avoidance:
It takes me time to prepare for… visitors. Then, when they’re gone, it takes time to get over those visitors. It’s a fact of my life at the moment. My sister coming to visit was wonderful, and we had a [...]
CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 02/07 2007-07-03 02:34:49 Gordon Lightfoot: Canadian
“The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”; ‘Summertime Dream’ (1976)
“does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn minutes to hours”
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The First Three
News Stories
On 07/02/07
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Yesterday’s News Tomorrow: This is something I used to do, but stopped because it became way too time intensive. Basically my cable [...] Read more:Monday
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CSN:AFU Week 20 In Review 2007-07-01 22:59:14 Prozzak: Canadian
“Strange Disease”; ‘Hotshow‘ (1998)
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CSN:AFU Week Twenty
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Web 1.9 And A New Music Page:
It seems to me that this Web 2.0 movement… which seems to have cooled off in the past few months, is all aboot stealing other people’s content, putting a twist on it and hoping to Hell that no one notices the [...]
Six Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck — Part Four: Ginger Snaps 2007-07-06 02:55:23 Bif Naked: Canadian
“I Love Myself Today”; ‘Purge‘ (2001)
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The 4th NonSucking Canadian Movie You Need To See…
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Ginger
Snaps (Horror — 2000)…
the most realistic movie ever made aboot two suicide-emo girls and a werewolf.
note: my schedule’s a little weird so I’ll put in the source links later on today.
There’s a very distinct hierarchy in Hollywood… when it [...] Read more:mdash
CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 09/07 2007-07-10 04:34:45 Cowboy Junkies: Canadian
“Sweet Jane”; ‘The Trinity Sessions’ (1988)
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The First Three
News Stories
On 07/09/07
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Yesterday’s News Tomorrow: I promised myself I’d start doing these again, then I get really, really ill. We’ll see how far I can get tonight before my inevitable collapse. There are no source links… I’m not well.
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Page Jump:
BBC World; CBC [...] Read more:Monday
, mdash
, Top Three
, News Stories
CSN:AFU Week 21 In Review 2007-07-09 02:02:56 Furnaceface: Canadian
“If You Love Her, Buy Her A Gun”; ‘Clobbering Time!’ (2000)
(this kind of thing happens all the time in Ottawa…)
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CSN:AFU Week Twenty-One
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How To Lose 10lbs In Two Days, Plus: Boobies!
Two-Hundred and Fifty-Eight sex-starved… Britons (I’m assuming) found my site this week by searching for some variation of “Home Secretary Jacqui Smith Cleavage”. After [...]
CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 16/07 2007-07-17 06:39:02 Voivod: Canadian
“Insect“; ‘Negatron‘ (1995)
…it’s loud, so you should probably turn it waaaay up.
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The First Three
News Stories
On 07/16/07
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Yesterday’s News Tomorrow: Interesting news cycle for overreactions… apparently the Cold War is back on and there’s a looming health care crisis in Canada from a mystery illness. Also, our Prime Minister hates socialists. Especially [...] Read more:Monday
, mdash
, Top Three
, News Stories
CSN:AFU Week 22 In Review 2007-07-15 07:25:36 William Shatner: Canadian
“Common People” (feat. Joe Jackson, Ben Fold); ‘Has Been‘ (2004)
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CSN:AFU Week Twenty-Two
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A Negative Canadian? For Shame!
I was looking through my last few posts… and realized they’ve been pretty negative, or at least not fun — native people being mistreated, the politics of homosexuality, women’s continuing role of having no roles in movies — [...]