No Doggs Allowed
2007-04-26 12:03:06
LONG CRIMINAL RECORD CITED
AUSTRALIA REFUSES SNOOP DOGG ENTRY
Dogg at past MTV Awards escorting unidentified women on chain leashes and collars.
Because of his criminal past, Snoop Dogg was refused entry to Australia where he was to moderate MTV Australia video Music Awards. It’s not the first time that the Dogg’s character, weapons and drug offenses [...]
The One Club
2007-04-26 01:58:24
BE ONE. WE’LL BE THERE.
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Two thousand very creatives from all over the world will gather in New York City on May 8-11 for the One Show Festival, advertising’s most prestigious annual event. Widely recognized as the standard of excellence, the One Show awards the year’s best work in advertising, design, interactive [...]
Anemic Royalty?
2007-04-25 12:22:52
(L>R) Zara, Princess Anne “Mum” & Zara, Royal Family en route to Charles & Camilla’s Civil Affair, Cavalli never looked better. Click all to enlarge.
Hardly anemic. (This assignment was lifted from Anemi’s desk, sorry, bro, had to have it!)
Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips was born on May 15, 1981, at St Mary’s Hospital, Paddington. The second [...]
Play Station?
2007-04-25 03:23:45
FILE UNDER: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Thanks to Sheryl Crow, we have the collaborative ’socio-politico-humorio’ thing to talk about, and hopefully, its course will run no longer than fifteen minutes. You know, take a dumb blond, some potty humor, a dash of politics and global warming, throw it on the wall, and watch the networks drool. [...]
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One Ply, Or Two?
2007-04-24 11:14:56
SQUEEZE ME?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead, none of which being nappy, were walking along the beach, open to the public without restriction. A seagull flies over and ‘Alec Baldwins’ all over the blonde.The brunette says in a disgusted voice, “Hang on the bathroom is just [...]
Bad Guys
2007-04-24 05:18:06
Think you know it all? Not until you read Jason
Jason Whitlock has been creating water-cooler conversation in Kansas City since his arrival at The Star in 1994. His award-winning newspaper columns shock the funny bone, challenge conventional wisdom and cause readers to re-think their positions.
COMMENTARY
Imus isn’t the real bad guy
Instead of wasting time on [...]
ROSIE MOVING TO HAWAII?
2007-04-23 06:53:13
Rosie Bought the Farm in Hawaii - Out of “View”
Hope~Crosby ‘Who’s That Comin’ There,’ Road To Bali
According to public records, Talking Head Roseanne Barr has paid $1,780,000 for a 46.33-acre farm in Hawaii. Unknown if seller kicked the bucket. Pretty good deal for Hawaii!
Rosie, 54, said she had bought a property in Hawaii that grows [...]
OJ Simpson Bankrupts Children
2007-04-22 11:21:19
It’s time, once again, for the book, “If I Did It,” and OJ Simpson
, running defense, has intercepted the ball from the Fred Goldman team.
This past Friday, OJ filed a petition of bankruptcy in Florida for Lorraine Brooke Associates (LBA), the entity incorporated in the State of Florida that inked the deal with Harper-Collins [...]
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Dannielynn, Where Is…
2007-04-20 05:27:52
“Uncle Jurg and Auntie Em?”
FLAGARANT PHONIES STEAL $2 MILLION FROM “DIAMOND MINE” INVESTORS:
A bunch of people would like to know where-abouts’ of the man and woman who would be Dannielynn
’s Aunt and Uncle. Yes, there are more. The world is full of these phony prince & princesses von Anhalts. Prince Jurgen von Anhalt and divorced [...]
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NAPPY HAIR, A RACIAL PART
2007-04-17 11:45:30
(L>R) “Nappy Hair,” Prof. Carolivia Herron, Prof. Kay E. Vandergrift, Bushwick, NY, Hillary Swank, Sandy Dennis, Sidney Portier
I’m not much for going to movies, and to this venue, I’m rarely current. I did see the biopic drama FREEDOM WRITERS not long ago, mainly because I like Hillary Swank, but I’ve seen this movie before [...]
Monday Monday
2007-04-30 08:26:33
Anemi,
Here’s the info for you and your team. Lunch is at Palio’s at 1:00. Be safe and g’luk. E.
Freeway Closures and Detour Routes:
The interchanges from eastbound Interstate Highway 80 to eastbound Interstate Highway 580, and from westbound Interstate Highway 80 to southbound Interstate Highway 880, remain closed indefinitely.
* For drivers traveling from San Francisco to [...]
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, Monday Monday
GOT DAS?
2007-04-30 00:23:12
“DAD ALIENATION SYNDROME”
Alec Baldwin is catching a bunch of grief, and yeah, mostly deserved. Maybe he is a hot-head, maybe he needs sessions on the futon, maybe the same goes for Mom and child. Hey, family is a group thing. Anyhow, Alec is going to have a tough go with his custody desires given [...]
O’Reilly and Rivera
2007-04-27 19:14:29
Bill O’Reilly
and Geraldo Rivera
(Click to Enlarge)
Sure, I like a good fight, but when I’m ready for one, I look for the Smackdown channel. A shouting match isn’t exactly a fight, particularly when it looks as rehearsed as a ‘Boogeyman’ vs. ‘Undertaker’ bout. The precipitant behind these two ‘newsheads,’ is that neither one wil [...]
ON SEX
2007-05-02 12:06:16
ADD ME.
New York a couple of days ago occasioned to have me walking down West 54th and just past the building most still call “Studio 54.” It doesn’t look like much is going on there now, and appears to be occupied by several offices and other tenants. What a place that was. It really wasn’t [...]
Crying Babies :-(
2007-05-01 05:00:56
Baby Crying Contest in Tokyo
TOKYO SETS THE TONE WITH BABIES, GOLFERS and STARS. SUMO WRESTLERS REQUIRED…
Eighty-four babies born in 2006 took part in the annual baby crying contest at Sensoji temple in Tokyo April 28, 2007. The event is held to pray for the babies’ health and growth. The winner of the contest is [...]
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QUEEN CHAT
2007-05-04 06:13:47
LONG LIVE THE COCKTAIL PARTY
1973 Kentucky Derby Winner, The Immortal “Secretariat”
Dammit! I’ve been so busy, I have totally forgotten The Queen of England is in the United States to celebrate the 400th anniversary of a town which was replaced, and this is going to be a big problem. I just know somebody is going to [...]
My Pleasure
2007-05-03 12:23:32
I’ll Take Mine Well-Branded…
Hello, Madison Avenue? I’d actually watch commercials if you creators realized your 30 seconds is 28 more than my attention span. The “five W’s” just don’t belong in interactive commercials anymore, or print, for that matter. All I want is entertainment, and you know? It’s OK to brand it. What I mean [...]
RICH MAN POOR MAN
2007-05-07 09:55:18
OR “BEFORE & AFTER,” YOU DECIDE…
Sharon Stone ungracefully aged with Adobe PhotoShop
Do any of the counter-crowding anti-aging, wrinkle-vanishing salves, balms, creams, lotions or potions sold by the multi-billion dollar cosmetic industry really work? The answer is a resounding and overwhelmingly un-scientifically yes, and the more you spend, the better. This is, of course, true [...]
DUI INCREASES IN LA
2007-05-06 09:19:03
Rise in DUI Incidents a Mystery to Police
After a decline of alcohol-impaired driving throughout the first day or so in May, a new study shows that driving while intoxicated has increased significantly and traffic police are baffled. Drunk driving has always been a problem, but according to most Hollywood bartenders surveyed, “it almost appears men [...]
SIGN THE CARD
2007-05-10 02:13:59
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN!
Queen Elizabeth II actually turned 81 on April 21, but does not officially celebrate her birthday until June 16, 2007. You have plenty of time to shop, and in between, why not sign her birthday card online? Just click above and leave your best personal wishes and appreciation for the [...]
Dance of Death
2007-05-08 08:10:33
Estimates of destruction are 92% of the town.
GREENSBURG, KS - This sun-baked High Plains town no longer has a grade school, a high school, a City Hall, a hospital, a water tower, a fire station, a business district or a main street.
It has people, but all 1,400 of them live elsewhere today. The homes they [...]
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TINKERBELL HILTON PETITION
2007-05-11 00:18:17
CLICK THE PIC TO READ & SIGN THE PETITION!
Do it for moi! Muchas Gracias!
“First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat,” said in a statement quoted from the publisher of Hollywood Dog [...]
PARIS HILTON PETITION
2007-05-10 11:59:29
HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOATING AROUND?
Sister Nicky Hilton at the Hollywood Police Station Sept. 7, 2006 to bail out Paris.
HERE’S THE “FREE PARIS HILTON” VERSION:
To:
The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real [...]
Jerry Falwell
2007-05-16 08:10:52
Jerry Falwell
Clergyman
Jerry Falwell
was the Baptist minister who founded the Thomas Road Bible Church in Lynchburg, Virginia (1956) and gained national prominence through television and radio on the Old Time Gospel Hour. In the late 1970s he became active in politics, founding and leading the Moral Majority, a lobbying group made up of conservative Christians. [...]
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THE ZOO
2007-05-13 16:21:53
“THE ZOO” and writer CHARLES MUDEDE
KENNETH PINYAN (b.1960~d.2005)
Movie Trailer - “The Zoo”
Remember the story a couple of years ago about the guy in Washington State that had sex with a horse and died shortly after? The story was so shocking that the victims name was withheld from the press for a while, but [...]
NON MALE
2007-05-18 12:07:07
…That’s “Not Bad,” in Italian, and the only line in this 2:00 minute “commercial” from Shell and Ferrari. Formula-1 racing is the most watched sport in the world, and easily the most expensive. It costs between one-half to a billion US a year to operate one of these babies, and Ferrari blows everybody away with [...]
Eat It Today
2007-05-17 11:38:05
…DEAD TOMORROW. IS ANYBODY JUST A LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT THIS? WHEN WAL-MART VOLUNTARILY PULLS A PRODUCT NATIONWIDE, IT’S PROBABLY TIME TO PAY ATTENTION:
“It’s clear there’s a danger to our food supply. But there’s a real worry about catfish. Groceries require a country-of-origin label; restaurant menus do not. About 70 percent of the overall supply [...]
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ROAD RAGE
2007-05-16 12:34:25
THE GAS PEDAL IS ON THE RIGHT YOU F@!*^%#X !
$%^#!! MIAMI DRIVERS HAVE THE WORST ROAD RAGE
City earns not-so-distinguished distinction for second year in a row!
How cities ranked in road rage
Residents in the following 25 cities were surveyed and are listed in order from those reporting the most incidents of road rage to the fewest:
1. [...]
TWO BUCKS
2007-05-20 16:21:51
“Check your air, Mister?”
How much is gasoline where you’re complaining from? Lately, gassing-up is right there with opening the 401K statement when it comes to shits and grins. Some of you are paying over $4.00 a gallon, and it may be a while before we see the peak. Remember, we’ve got the summer to drive [...]
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GAINMAS
2007-05-24 05:07:18
“The Kitten Killer of Hangzhou”
CAUTION: THIS STORY IS DISTURBING
A man in North Carolina opened a crate of goods just arrived on a freighter from China and was surprised to see a cat inside. The cat had chewed through one of the boxes before it left Shanghai this past April 3, and spent at [...]
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