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YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!! 2006-11-19 17:49:00 I know this girl. If I didnt look twice, Id swear she were a fammenist. Anyway, shes a regular bitch that if I even look at her crooked, she starts with me. How bad is she? Most people can go at least a few days without starting shit with me-it is physically impossable for this girl to go even 48 hours without being a bitch. With such regularity, Id swear she were the (grand)daughter of my high school Global teacher.
I know this guy. If it werent in no small part for me, he'd be emo. His ex-girlfriend dumped his sorry ass last summer. Shortly before this semester, he finally got over her and (almost) returned to normal. He is one desprate mo fo. A regular hopeless romantic that I wanna punch every so often.
...Should these two get together........
...Last week...it did...
...Now, when two people like those two get together, the results are usually the same. This is no different. The only change in the girl is that she bitches with more regularity...expected.
The guy on the other hand
Slayer 2006-11-10 04:47:00
Wipe your mouth, dipshit...
What is slayer? Its a vampire movie. Vampires in the sunlight...thats right, you heard me-in the sunlight...Now, Im honest-Im interested. Will this be a positive twist or a train wreck "The Tooth Fairy" style? Buy it to find out.
Now, you could NOT buy it, but then you might end up like these guys...
...Now, Im not saying that will definatly happen, buy why risk it? You dont want daylight vampires comming after you, do you?
Official site info. Click it, beeyotch! Read more:Slayer
Theory on expectations... 2006-11-06 00:15:00 Theory...fun word...
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia -- to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." -H. L. Mencken
Food for thought-to be infatuated with another means holding them in a higher regard-to see them and think of them as a better person. You give a more posative effort to them, and in turn, expect the same from them. You raise the bar for them without them knowing it. Should they fail to meet your NEW expectations, you view them not of a mear mortal anymore, but that of a lower creature. You begin to hate them, to think that just because they didnt treat you on a higher standard means they view you on a lower standard-when in reality, they view you the same way they view the next person-due to the fact that you kept your infatuation a secret rather than letting the person know how you feel. You are blind to this reasoning and thus, over time, hate the person even more until it becomes impossa Read more:Theory
Masters of Horror 2006-10-28 00:06:00 John Carpenter...Joe Dante (Gremlins)...Tom Holland (Childs Play)...Tobe Hooper (Texad Chainsaw Massacre)...John Landis (American Werewolf in London)...
...What do these brilliant directors and others have in common? 3 Words...Masters
of Horror. Tonight at 10, the new season begins.
Go watch showtime and get your face rocked right the fuck off!
Katezilla 2006-10-27 01:33:00 Katezilla!
Shit man lets run awayCuz Emo Kate is on her wayThere is no time to sit and playCuz Emo Kate is here to stay
Out of the waters of Cazenovia lakeShe hits the ground and caused a great shakeHere she comes now down the streetCrushing those people with her killer feetHey man look-its a gorilliaFuck no bitch-thats Katezilla!
Shit man lets run awayCuz Emo Kate is on her wayThere is no time to sit and playCuz Emo Kate is here to stay
Where the hell is she fromAnd for what reason did she come?She'll destroy us all until she finds it sufficeUsing lots of fire and maybe some iceI'm pretty damn sure we're gonna dieCuz we blew away when she gave a great sigh
Shit man lets run awayCuz Emo Kate is on her wayThere is no time to sit and playCuz Emo Kate is here to stay
A man runs in without his shoesSays he saw this happen on the newsHe said it was told by a man named JoeThat Emo Kate destroys TokyoSo are you sure its not a gorillia?Fuck no bitch-its Katezilla!
Shit man lets run awayCuz
Freak Out 2006-10-17 02:38:00 Sick of idiots in hockey masks? Then what Ive got here should really piss you off...Freak
Out should make you laugh......to death? Maybe. Always consult a doctor if death by laughter persists. Also consult a doctor if erection lasts for more than 4 hours...though if you get a boner from this movie, then youve got bigger problems than I thought......Just buy the damn movie...November 7...
Sad day for New York 2006-10-12 20:38:00 October 11, 2006-Corey Lidle and 1 other tragically crash in a small 4 passenger airplane owned by Lidle. They crashed into a 50 story high-rise in Manhattan's upper east side. Lidle (34) was a starting pitcher for the New York Yankees. Traded along with Bobby Abreu from the Philidelphia Phillies on July 30, Lidle played a role in securing the Yankees' 9th strait division title and 12th strait playoff appearance. The worst part-if New York had defeated the Tigers in the ALDS, Lidle wouldve been in Yankee Statium at the time rather than in the air.
Corey Lidle #30: March 22, 1972-October 11, 2006
1997 (NYM); 1999-2000 (TB); 2001-2002 (OAK); 2003 (TOR) 2004 (CIN); 2004-2006 (PHI); 2006 (NYY)Career: 82 Wins, 5 Shutouts, 2 Saves, 838 Strikeouts
Own! 2006-10-11 06:12:00 Retards beware! Start a retarded small talk conversation, Ill make you take a long look at your life...Case in point:
Internet Stalker: what do you think of me?RETED 21: what kind of an insecure question is that?IS: its not insecure i just ask alot of questionsIS: im a curios personIS: that cant spell
Retarded stalker
IS: and id like to knowRETED 21: To ask such a question means you arent confident with who you are and feel the need to change yourself based on what other people think of youIS: im an insecure person yes, i know this but i have other reasons for asking
STOP! wait-Does anyone else smell a contradiction?
RETED 21: you just got done before saying you werent insecureIS: well no i wasnt saying that i wasn't insecure, cause i admit that freely, i was saying what i basicly just saidIS: eh, i confused myselfRETED 21: "its not insecure i just ask alot of questions"IS: read the part where i said i confused myselfIS: what i meant was that the question wasn't about insecurityI
Voodoo Moon...the review! 2006-09-27 06:45:00 Not everyday I do a review
...even rarer that I review a movie that doesnt suck...
Ive seen some shitty movies...Darkness...Silent Hill...White Noise...Id go on, but I cant bare to think of anymore shitty movies...
-Ive finally gotten a chance to sit down and watch Voodoo
Moon. Halfway through I felt like I was watching an entire TV show series rolled up into 2 hours. Seriously, the way things were rushed-the plot wouldve done better as a TV show...and if this was a TV show-then I feel dumb...
...Holy shit! An Anchor Bay DVD with some actual special features? Hell yeah!
-Good points-...The plot doesnt suck! Which means I wont be consitering homicide during this.
-Bad points-...Special effects were crap. cheezy as hell....The whole cast situation...they had everything covered in terms of characters: White male-Black male-Black female-Blond woman-White female-1 Mexican-and a retard! The only thing missing was an Asian...then again-what good are asians against the devil......Pace...It all
Lets not lose our way or anything... 2006-09-18 15:40:00 Wow...Ive been marketing/insulting movies a lot in my last bunch of posts-I almost forgot that I should be unsulting people....so Ill be doing that now...
-None of my friends should procreate....theyre all dumbasses. Then again neither should I, but it seems I dont have to worry there...
One thing I find retarded is when people scare themselves. Case in point-its 2 am and me and friends are sitting at the lake when people start talking about ghost like encounters. (I happen to be the only nonbeliever...therefor I didnt really give a shit) Just then, we all heard a splash *gasp* so what happens next? Everyone else grabs their skirt and runs away......Now....lets stop and get logical...We're at a lake and we hear a splash...why are we all scared? Dont worry guys...Ill save us-FROM THE FISH! Just let me grab my l33t ass ghost hunting shit: A worm and a hook. Pshh...
Next idiot...someone should tell my one friend that nomatter what wrestling skills you have, it means nothing if youre figh Read more:anything
Poem for Lauri 2006-12-17 02:52:00 Silence to my leftDisgusting love to my rightHippocracy strait aheadSomeone show me the light
This whole feud is dumbNow turn the pageYou two stop kissingI vomit with rage
Plastic cups are goneIll just use the foamF this crapCan I go home?
One week laterLauri's future will changeAnd here I am stillWith a ride to arrange
How will you tell themYou wont be here come springConsider it easierto not say a thing?
What are our reactionsTo the news thats so sadWhile you sit there hopingNo one gets mad
Kate will just stand thereBut her heart is in painTed twitched wildlyI think hes insane
Understanding was CarrieAfter a whileJust dont ask PeteHes still in denile
Goodspeed took itLike a really bad jokeBut that still didnt stop himFrom bumming a smoke
Jess's reactionI just dont recallOh thats rightYou didnt tell her at all
Just remember LauriWherever you run toCome spring breakWe're comming to find you!
HOLY SHIT! Slayer didnt suck! 2006-12-31 04:15:00 Finals, Christmas and all that other shit is finally out of the way. What better way to kick back and relax than by watching a movie? Expecting something to laugh at (not in a good way) I popped Slayer
in and watched.
...Now, this movie had some of the cheesiest deaths around, and a eventual fight of the martial arts dude and Russian dude that was as predictable as the tides, but when all was said and done I found myself saying "WTF?" (In a very good way) and laughing my ass off (In a good way) at some scenes, and when the movie ended, I found myself saying "I can see myself watching this movie again"
Slayer looks like something you'd see on the Sci-Fi channel time and time again and that aint bad.
...Eh....Its been a while since I posted. I'll try to make my last post of 06 somethin more memorable...
New Year-Same Brother 2007-01-05 06:07:00 I would like nothing more than to take a frying pan and beat my brother senseless and beyond. Jesus christ can he be irritating. Nothing can ever be silent with this kid-he always has to talk. He'll say the most inane and retarded shit just so he can hear himself talk. Whats worse is when he tries to instigate others to talk. Take my dad for instance-the mans very politically avid-bring a certain issue to his attention and he'll rant for hours-long after anyone else had interest. What my brother likes to do EVERY NIGHT AT DINNER is try to say something that will set our father off in a political rant. And if at first he doesnt succeed, he'll try try again until either A)our dad finally starts ranting...or B) Someone finally tells him to shut the fuck up (Usually me)
God damn I can stand that. Whats worse is his sense of humor. He'll tell a joke-but if it isnt funny (and usually isnt) he'll keep the joke going until someone finally laughs (never). Most people do the sesable thing w Read more:New Year
, Brother
The faggot can fucking hitchhike for all I care! 2007-01-15 01:29:00 Somebody owes me $20. Why? Last year I made a bet with someone that in the event I finally get a car-it would come with a string attached that states: Drive your brother around...This is the same asshole brother who wants to come to the same college as me because hes too much of a wuss to find one for himself (plus hes still under the impression that Im gonna bail him out whenever he gets in trouble). This kids so hopeless-Im watching him right now lose a battle to open a garbage bag-thats right-a garbage bag. Failing like he just did at something so simple means he shouldnt last a year in college.
Anyway-lets flashback. Last year-I notice a used car for sale. A '99 Cougar. Now, even me mentioning the possability of buying that car left every panty in the room wet. The price of this beauty? 6Gs. No problem I assume. My sister got a brand new car handed to her 5 years ago, my parents shouldnt have any problem helping me pay for this kick ass vehical at a steal of a price...No. "We dont Read more:faggot
, fucking
College students 2007-01-28 23:26:00 In my 1.5 years college expieriance Ive noticed a few things-Im going to identify three types of students and why they chose what they chose...
Enviormental Studies
People who choose this major are ones who are likely to be seen out back playing hacky sack. They are-without fail-your typical pot smoker whoes only aspiration to getting a degree in Enviormental studies is so they can use to legalize marijuana. They are burnouts and are rarely seen in broad daylight because they spend their time getting high. Makes you wonder how it is they managed to get through high school-let alone make it to class on time.
Visual Communications
This major gives all those scrawny losers somewhere to hide so strong...even normal people wont beat up on them. In high school, there were two types of people who got stuffed into lockers-geeks and potential VC majors. Geeks are too broad to classify them anywhere specifically.Why VC? Because instead of doing anything worthwhile with their lives, theyve sp Read more:College
Welcome to life, kiddies 2007-02-10 16:16:00 This is life. Life is not enjoyable. Nomatter what you do or how hard you try, youll always end up either hurting someone or getting hurt yourself. You want life to not suck so much? Understand the following.
You will die. You are not immortal. Your immune system will eventually drop the ball and fail you. If that doesnt happen first, you'll happen across something that will either tear right through you or leave your brain more hopeless then Terry Shievo. No matter how you look at it, you will die eventually. Very few people live to see 90. Even fewer see 100-and after that, each day could find death on your doorstep. So, with death so close, why try to make 'healthy choices?' all it does is delay the inevitable. What difference does it make if you live to see 50 or 60 as opposed to 30? Will those additional years justify you denying yourself any sort of pleasure? Will those extra years help you make a difference? Why? A good 99 percent + of all humans in history are as long forgo Read more:Welcome
College of stakers 2007-02-16 19:13:00 Is it just me or does everyone have at least one stalker related annoyance a week, or in my case, day? What annoys me more is when my stalkers martyr themselves in the situation.
I am not a very social person. If I see you in the street, Ill nod or acknowledge your existance in some form, but Im not gonna strike up a conversation with you. I despise small talk so Im not just gonna talk with you for the hell of it. If I really need to talk to you for something, Ill(get this) actually talk to you.That being said, lets bring up this girl I know. Her bitchy assroommate tried setting the 2 of us up, but it failed faster than the bay of pigs. Unless I ever run into her Im not saying shit to her or even passing a thought of her. To her this means Im avoiding her. Good job dipshit-that explains why Ive changed my daily routine so we dont accidentl cross paths...whats that? I didnt change my daily routine and we still meet by accident? Guess that means one thing: YOURE A MORON!
The most enterta Read more:College
Voodoo Moon 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Thats a lot of O's...Twenty years ago, a demonic massacre in a sleepy Southern town left two young siblings as the lone survivors. But for adult Cole (Eric Mabius) and his younger sister Heather (Charisma Carpenter), an obsession with their parents' satanic slaughter has lasted a lifetime. Now through Cole's psychic connection with a group that includes an outlaw biker (John Amos , "The West Wing", DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER), a traumatized cop (Jeff rey Combs , RE-ANIMATOR) and a mysterious healer (Dee Wallace , CUJO and THE HOWLING), vengeance is about to take a very unholy turn. Tonight they will all be brought together in a place where depraved secrets are exposed, legions of the damned are unleashed, and the final battle between Good and Evil will be fought beneath the VOODOO MOON…Want a reson to buy this movie? This guy played "Matt" in "Resident Evil"...his character later became Nemesis from the sequal movie....Now, I suggest you buy this movie because I wouldnt wanna risk Read more:Voodoo
Fuck Silent Hill! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I recently had the (dis)pleasure of renting the movie "Silent
Hill" I figure "Hey, its based off one of the greatest horror games Ive ever played, if not THE best." Silent Hill games do horror right-so I figure the movie would be great if it was even half as good as the game......Lets start with what I liked about this movie...-All death scenes were done nicely-When it actually referenced to the game-The music......Let me elaborate on the music in this movie...most of it was just taken from the Silent Hill 3 soundtrack-but the SH3 music is good so Ill let it slide. (I managed to catch "Innocent Moon", "Letter-From the Lost Days", "Flower Crown of Poppy", "A Stray Child", "Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me", "Maternal Heart", "Breeze-In Monochrome Night", Dance In Night Wind", "Lost Carol" while "You're Not Here" and the Silent Hill 2 theme were in the credits...) I think the only original song for this movie was "Promise" (the song in the trailer)....Now onto the shittiness that is th
Left In Darkness 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Philosophy students should love this movie.....what is beyond death? Heaven, hell, ice cream? Find out. I sure hope its my favorite frozen treat! Buy it-September 19Theres a zombie in this movie-thats a good reason to buy it. The last time I advertised a movie with zombies was Cemetery Man-and that movie rocked. So when zombies are in a movie-they kick ass!While not buying movies I tell you to buy isnt directly related to dying, do you really want to take that chance? Read more:Darkness
Stupid lies and Bull shit...(what are we up to? 6?) 6! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 ...I love it when someone forewards me something like this. I get a good laugh at the unrealistic expectations women place on men. They wonder why they're single...You know the drill-My 2 cents are in bold1-touch their waist....Uh...you can start there. Most pornos do...2-talk to themDo this and kiss the next 3 hours goodbye. Women dont seem to know how to shut up.3-share secretsAll women gossip. Telling a woman any type of secret is like making a billboard for the world to see.4-give her your jacketBetter yet, make sure the bitch remembers her own5-kiss them slowlyAgain with the porno starters6-hug herPssh...7-hold herIsnt that the same as hugging?8-laugh with herOr at her...9-invite her somewhereHey I do this all the time..."Hey baby, come over here!" See, Im inviting some random woman over to where I am. Hell if I ever know her name...10-let her be with you when you're with your friendsNo. Youre with your friends to get away from her...11-smile with herWhy?12-take pics with her... Read more:Stupid
I guess everyone is gothic then... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Many things tick me off. If I were to list them, we'd be here all day. But one thing that pisses me off more is when people assume I'm a "goth" People have said this because of: my choice in music; I dont wear bright and cheery clothing; hell one faggot even said I was goth because my myspace page uses a black background with red lettering. What annoys me so much about peoples idea about what gothic looks like is that most people are wrong. Theyre wrong before they say anything. You dont become gothic simply by putting on a black shit and eye liner. Its all in the head-seriously. Gothic is a mental state, not a fashion statement. Its like being happy or depressed. You could be a blond, cheery eyed little christian choir girl who wears an "I love God" shirt and be gothic-just like you could wear all black and listen to heavy metal rock all day, wear eye liner and dye your hair black and NOT be a gothic. It all in how you think, not how you look....That being said, I recently found an Read more:everyone
The Tooth Fairy 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Ah the tooth fairy. Loose a tooth, get rewarded. And look, theres a movie called The Tooth
Fairy. Think its the same wholesome family theme like you think? WRONG! Finally a film that destroys a happy childhood image! Still think the tooth fairy is a nice person? Buy this DVD on August 8th and discover for yourself just how wrong you are!Screw that.Theres your real tooth fairy.
Dear Ken Jennings 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Ken Jennings
? Alive?Does anyone remember Ken Jennings? Hes that Jeopardy guy who lasted like 75 episodes before he fucked up and lost? The guy was doing so well, Pardon The Interruption (A sports show on ESPN) mentioned him on a regular basis (Trivia questions are not a sport, dumbasses!) Kenny boy here won $2.5 million overall, set like a single game record for money, went on tons of talk shows and boosted Jeopardy's rating for a short while. Now, that alone would be enough to make me content, but apparently our friend Ken here doesnt want his 15 minutes to end.Until now, I forgot he existed. Hell, I forgot Jeopardy existed. I dont care for jeopardy-I can probably guess only 3 or 4 answers a game depending on how much attention I pay. Its a game show old people seem to enjoy, but that doesnt seem to stop Kenny here from bitching. I recently went onto his blog (Which all it really is is Kenny's self promotioning) and read his entry entitled "Dear Jeopardy!" As I read, I wondered how
You can now vote for me 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Click on that to give me votes-the more votes I get, the better you'll feel-try it-you'll feel great-I know I will...
Movies 2007-02-25 18:05:00 Last night I was killing time, thinking about sleep when I fell across this little item... That's right. One of the best movies ever has a follow up coming. I'm stoked about it. The 1st Hostel was amazing. Everything you like about a horror movie rolled into 1 great film. I think its time I pointed out more of the greatest movies ever made...EVIL DEADEvil Dead is the story of 5 friends: Cheryl, Shelly, Linda, Scott and Ash. They ride up to spend some time at an old cabin. That night, they find a weird book and a recorder. On it they find a archaeologist came here with that book, which is actually the book of the dead. They let the recorder keep going which just happens to be where the archaeologist reads the passage that revives the evil spirits.So now these 5 people are being terrorized by the evil spirits which want to kill them and possess their bodies. Only way to stop those possessed is to dismember their bodies! One by one, the group fall victim to the evil forces in the woods
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Cheers to the wingman! 2007-04-22 03:22:00 I recently found myself in a situation where I was dying for a wingman. Not so much as a guy to take one for the team, but just someone t occupy the fat friend who was a mother fucking cockblocker from hell!The importance of wingmen is vital if the human race is to continue. All women worth going after have fat friends. These fat friends are so thankful for their hot friend, they cling to this friend. Wingmen serve to occupy this fat friend so yourbuddy can score (interpret 'score' as you like) For every hookup out there, theres a wingman. Taking one for the team is the same as getting a purple heart in war. Its a sacrifie for a good cause. The only personal gain for beng a wingman is you earn respect to have your own wingman when your time comes.Wingmen keep people like me from manslaughtering fat biches.This started out as a rant...but I changed my mind...Cockblocked by a bitch without a cock....damn...This PSA has been brought to yo by the T.E.D. campaign.(Terrorizing and Eliminat Read more:Cheers
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