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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? 2007-04-23 12:10:48 How can a Sardar
Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? 2007-04-23 12:03:44 What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
What is a girl friend? 2007-04-23 11:58:27 What is a girl friend
?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends. Read more:girl friend
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire 2007-04-23 11:57:06 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
I was sitting on daddy’s lap. 2007-04-23 11:55:51 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
I want to share all your worries 2007-04-23 11:54:42 Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
I look at your picture and the problem disappears 2007-04-23 11:53:30 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other [...]
This horrible thing is what you call modern art 2007-04-23 11:51:54 Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
I wanna die like my grandpa 2007-04-23 11:50:56 Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna
die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back. 2007-04-23 11:49:42 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Go and water the plants 2007-04-23 11:47:46 Sardar told his servant:
Go and water
the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar : u will go to jail.. 2007-04-23 11:46:07 Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar
: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Biwi aur premika sath sath 2007-04-23 11:42:36 MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Papar aur jhapar main farak 2007-04-23 11:41:33 CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Tera dost chor hai kya 2007-04-23 11:40:18 CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai.. 2007-04-23 11:39:19 MUNNA BHAI : Chand
toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. 2007-04-23 11:38:42 CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit
, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi [...]
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. 2007-04-23 11:10:49 MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!! 2007-04-23 11:09:48 Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
Battery is ok 2007-04-23 11:09:10 After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu 2007-04-23 11:08:42 PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly
paas ka kya lega Mamu
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? 2007-04-23 11:08:08 PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti 2007-04-23 11:07:38 LECTURER: Write
a note on Gandhi
Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
Yeh Oxford kya hai 2007-04-23 11:06:44 MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford
kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
2 sardar sit in a coffee shop 2007-04-27 08:17:23 2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
Dosti dil hay demagh nahi, 2007-04-27 08:13:16 Dosti dil hay demagh nahi,
Dosti soch hai awaz nahi,
Koi ankhon say nahin daikh sakta dosti ka rishta,
Kion k, dosti ehsas hay andaaz nahi.
Man : How old is your father? 2007-04-27 08:06:15 Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Wife : Do you want dinner? 2007-04-27 08:05:28 Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Sardar: india ka flag dikhao… 2007-04-27 07:54:50 Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. Read more:hellip
, Sardar
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