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Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye 2007-05-02 09:57:37 Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardar
ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay 2007-05-02 09:56:55 Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai 2007-05-02 09:56:01 Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? 2007-05-02 09:53:24 Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break
nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”
Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Aap ke paas color TV hai kya? 2007-05-02 09:46:03 Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. 2007-05-02 09:45:15 A person
who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. 2007-05-02 09:44:14 It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
When a man holds a woman hands? 2007-05-02 09:42:28 “When a man holds
a woman
hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
FRIEND means … 2007-05-05 12:51:56 FRIEND means
f=free frm all formalities
r=right to say any thing
i=in anyway
e=either good or bad
n=no sorry no thnx
d=daantna peetna allowed 24 hours Read more:hellip
Ik larki thi deewani si 2007-05-05 12:51:12 Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?
Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin 2007-05-05 12:50:37 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p
Latest version of java 2007-05-05 12:49:19 Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest version
s of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
itni khushi barsaht nahin ker sakta 2007-05-05 12:47:31 Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD 2007-05-05 12:43:30 Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD,
no network or battery problem,
always good signal & all messages sent.
Make prayer a habit and
remember me in your prayer. Read more:Prayer
I miss you (secret sms) 2007-05-05 12:42:53 This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya 2007-05-05 12:37:19 majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
Main nay pocha chand say 2007-05-05 12:33:34 Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
AQAL HO NA HO 2007-05-05 12:31:44 Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
I’m too Good, Accept it! 2007-05-05 12:31:02 Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I’m too Good, Accept
it!
Chand to tum ho hi, 2007-05-05 12:27:51 Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!! Read more:Chand
I miss you 2007-05-05 12:25:32 Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal
ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue pattey
pay baithay hue bhoot k pair sey
nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam
.
.
.
.
.
I miss you
Aik zara si bhool khata ban gayai 2007-05-05 12:23:14 Aik zara si bhool khata ban gayai
Meri wafai hi meri saza ban gayai,
Dil liya aur khail ker tor diya,
Hamari jaan gayai unki ada ban gayai
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho 2007-05-05 12:21:29 Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho 2007-05-05 12:20:38 Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho
Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho,
Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say pehlay
khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain 2007-05-05 12:18:57 A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number
dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Badban khulnay say pehlay ka ishara dekhna 2007-05-05 12:17:58 Badban khulnay say pehlay ka ishara dekhna
Main samandar dekhta hoon tum kinara dekhna
Yoon bicharna bhi buhat asan na tha tum sa magar
Jatay jatay uska woh murd ker dobara dekhna.
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