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2 Dost suicide kernay gayai 2007-04-27 07:53:43 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”
Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai ki Jang main Job.”
A Teacher lecturing on population 2007-04-27 07:51:12 A Teacher
lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
What is marriage? 2007-04-24 08:12:07 What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA….. Read more:marriage
Advertisement of wife wanted 2007-04-24 08:10:45 One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted
”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Cost to get married 2007-04-24 08:09:38 A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married
?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Last two words in yes dear 2007-04-24 08:08:27 Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage 2007-04-24 08:07:48 Some people
ask the secret
of our long marriage
.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Why do we all marry? 2007-04-24 08:06:19 Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Why r all these people running? 2007-04-24 08:04:21 Sardar-
why r all these peoplerunning
?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Galay ka Haar ho jao 2007-04-29 18:38:20 Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao
Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao
Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki
Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao
Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai
Ke tum ik Din Judaaee ke liye Tayaar ho jao
Main Kesi Chal chalati [...]
A friend is never a coincidence in your life 2007-04-29 18:34:58 A friend
is never a coincidence in your life,
they are meant to enter your life
to bring you joy and laughter.
So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 2007-04-29 18:33:59 Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies 2007-04-29 18:32:29 Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies
remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart,
I will always value u deep within my heart!
Gun main nay chupa di thi 2007-05-02 10:16:35 Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
What is the full form of singh 2007-05-02 10:14:32 What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
Lagta hai pahunch gai 2007-05-02 10:13:39 Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Open lunch box in the middle of the road 2007-05-02 10:12:25 Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle
of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Chances of my recovering? 2007-05-02 10:11:09 Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo 2007-05-02 10:10:13 Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!
Past year performance repeated. 2007-05-02 10:09:37 Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
Which is important, sun or the moon? 2007-05-02 10:07:34 Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
Safaid saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho 2007-05-02 10:03:32 Safaid saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum achay bhalay ko ghayal kar jati ho
Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers. 2007-05-02 10:02:57 Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met. Read more:Terrorist
Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par 2007-05-02 10:00:39 kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai 2007-05-02 09:59:23 Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
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