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Random Observations, Seahawks vs Cowboys 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The Colts just easily dispatched of the Kansas City Chiefs, meaning that next week I'll be the biggest Baltimore Raven fan around. Right now it's time for the Cowboys
and Seahawks
to tangle and time for Random
Observations...Marcus Trufant just raised the 12th man flag and somewhere in Texas AM country, someone just cringed and threw up a little.Roy Williams is going to the Pro-Bowl but Terence Newman isn't. I wonder if I'm the only one that is bothered by this fact...A nice Seattle drive culminated in a Josh Brown field-goal. Josh Brown can't even buy some coffee in Seattle without tripping over poon.Al Michaels just informed us that this will be the last game of the season on NBC. Next week hockey takes over. I don't think that a single viewer reacted positively to that statement.John Madden hates the fact that Darrell Jackson runs his go-routes so close to the sidelines. I hate the fact that the biggest breasts in the stadium belong to Bill Parcells and Mike Holmgren.They just
Random Observations, Seahawks vs Cowboys, 2nd half 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The second half is underway and Bill Parcells is yelling profusely in Tony Romo's face. If I was Romo, I would probably stab Parcells with a trident.Seattle takes a 13-10 lead as Matt Hasselbeck finds Jerramy Stevens for a touchdown. Nice to see Stevens actually catching something every so now and then.Well, that was short lived. Dallas takes the ensuing kick-off and returns it for a touchdown. Dallas back on top 17-10 and Mike Holmgren looks as pleased as a woman in bed with Gilbert Gottfried.Jay just said that Julius Jones and Ken Hamlin almost threw fisticuffs. I think of Jay differently now that he just used the word "fisticuffs". Read more:Random
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It wasn't just Tony Romo that screwed up. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 We all know by now that Tony Romo choked and dropped a perfectly good snap and possibly costing the Dallas Cowboys the victory but it's not all on Romo's shoulders. Jay mentioned on the previous post that Martin Gramatica could've helped if he attempted anything close to a block on Jordan Babineaux and it's true.Looking back at the video, Gramatica looks like an arthritic canary and makes a very pathetic attempt at getting in Babineaux's way. Even Todd Pinkston felt that it was a weak attempt. Pinkston was like "Shit son, you gotta come harder than that".Martin probably thought about getting in front of Babineaux, but then remembered that it would require having balls and getting hurt and then probably just said "Fuck this shit".Really, if he just hinders Babineaux there for a second, Romo has a first down or maybe even a touchdown and the Cowboys probably win the game. Instead he crapped his pants and yelled like an 8 year old girl.I wonder if Mike Vanderjagt would've gotten the
A couple of free agents that would look good in Miami 1970-01-01 00:59:59 With free agency looming, I thought it'd be interesting to take a look at some guys that in my opinion would look very good in a Miami
Dolphins uniform.Leonard Davis, OT, Arizona CardinalsMiami's offensive line has made strides under line coach Hudson Houck but there's still plenty of room for improvement and especially at left tackle, where Damion McIntosh has been one of the worst starters in the league. If the Cardinals don't manage to hold on to their massive tackle Davis, he would be a very nice fit on the left side of Miami's line. With Davis and Vernon Carey on the outside, Miami would have a very nice foundation to build around on the o-line.Adalius Thomas, LB, Baltimore RavensAdalius Thomas is probably the most versatile defender in all of football, having played every single position on defense and that should make him a hot commodity come free agency. Zach Thomas is still on top of his game and should still be able to give 2 or 3 quality seasons. Channing Crowder is on Read more:couple
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Eat dirt Juventus 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Days after Italy's World Cup win, poetic justice was served as 4 major teams and officials were sanctioned for match-fixing.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Excuse me, I had to get that out of my system.Juventus
, a football powerhouse that has won the past 2 leaugue championships, was stripped of those last 2 titles and got demoted to second division "Serie B". If that wasn't enough they were giving a 30 point penalty to start the season.Lazio and Fiorentina were also demoted to Serie B. AC Milan was spared demotion, but they will start the season with a 15 point penalty and will not be allowed to play in European competition this season.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, I just can't control myself...I've always hated Juventus and AC Milan, so this makes me as giddy as a little school girl.To put this into American Sports terms..Imagine George Steinbrenner fixing games for the Yankees and eventually getting the Yankees 2 World Titles. St. Louis, the Dodgers and the Mariners are also somehow in
You're a strange man Tommy Smith 1970-01-01 00:59:59 During today's friendly soccer match between Newcastle United and PSV, announcer TommySmith
manages to make me feel very akward..Newcastle makes a substitution and Damien Duff goes off the field and takes a seat next to the manager on the bench. Tommy Smith likes the fact that Duff took a seat next to the skipper and gives Duff this advice : "Get to know him... whisper in his ear... compliment him.."Yes, Tommy Smith scares me now. That's the kind of stuff that got Harold Reynolds in trouble..
The nightlife in Cincy sure will be fun 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The Cincinnatti Bengals picked up Virginia linebacker Ahmad Brooks in the 3rd round of the supplemental draft today. There were rumors that Miami might pick up Brooks in the 5th round but Cincy
beat them to it.Brooks was a star at Virginia and has all the talent in the world, but he got kicked off the team completely last season. I'm not saying that he is a bad guy, or that he has shown criminal behaviour, but the guy's attitude raises some Chip Caray sized eyebrows.Brooks will now join Chris Henry, A.J Nicholson and Frostee Rucker, a group that will surely keep the Cincinnatti P.D. very busy. And from what I've been reading, it seems that linebacker Odell Thurman is also in trouble for violating the leaugue's subtance abuse policy.Yes folks, this is the same team that let Corey Dillon go because of character issues.Someone needs to get Brett Myers into Cincinnatti. Read more:nightlife
Happy times.. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Every so often, you have a very miserable day...but then at the end it still ends on a happy note. Well, today is one of those days. Eventhough I'm cranky and my head is spinning from all the led-based paint fumes that I've been inhaling....I find this on SI.ComThe easy money Barry Bonds made by aggressively selling his name, likeness and sports equipment through his Web site and brief autograph sessions in hotel conference rooms could prove to be the embattled slugger's legal undoing.And then at the end there's this...If convicted of perjury, Bonds could face up to five years in prison. He could face another five years if convicted of money laundering.Hahahahaahahahahahahaha....Ah...those silly steriod using, money launderig major leaugers and their silly shananigans... Read more:Happy
He actually dropkicked the windshield 1970-01-01 00:59:59 That was probably the oddest thing that I have seen in the long, long time. It's race car driver Michael Simpko going all sorts of crazy and dropkicking through the windshield of fellow driver Don St. Dennis.I can't ever remember a time that I was so angry that I felt the need to dropkick through an actual glass windshield of an automobile. Jay however has felt that rage....when Virginia Tech was absolutely destroyed by Miami last year in Blacksburg.Either way, if I'm St. Denis, I would be feeling pretty bad about the whole thing. I mean, I must be a pretty big asshole to cause someone to actually want to jump THROUGH my windshield.Ah..silly drivers and their silly shenanigans...
Michael Kay's eye was bleeding... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Found something very odd and disturbing today on my most favorite site, Fire Joe Morgan. It's a piece from Yankees announcer Michael
Kay's radio show where a caller calls in and accuses him of jinxing Chien-Ming Wang's perfect game earlier this season by talking about it while it was happening.Kay then goes all sorts of crazy because he doesn't think an announcer can control what happens on the field and compares it to slavery and the Holocaust. I can't make shit like this up, so you'll have to listen to it for yourself.But I do agree with Michael. I know there's an unwritten rule in baseball that you shouldn't talk about a perfect game while it's going on so that you don't jinx it, but that's stupid.If a perfect game is going to happen, there's nothing an announcer or someone that's watching the game can do to affect it.The best part is when Kay questions if there's any God at all in this world and then after some silence, the other guy replies : "I think your eye is ble Read more:bleeding
I'm already I'm midseason form 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I tried to be smart last week and analized all the college football games and made my Yahoo College Pick'em selections. Well, I promptly hit a pathetic 13 out of the 21 picks putting me nicely in 79,084th place. Sparkling, just like the Braves in the wild-card race..Actually, getting 13 games right is a pretty nice accomplishment for me. For someone that can't even read at a third grade level, the fact that I'm even typing this sentence is a big accomplishment.So yeah, for this weeks picks I'm only going to play the favorites. There's a better chance that I get more right like that then if I have to actually think and make my own picks.With Miami losing last night against Pittsburgh, my Pro Pick'em is also off to a pathetic start, but that's a given by now.Yes folks, I'm already in midseason form.
What is Peter King talking about??? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Another Monday, another Peter
King article. Today Peter drops this beauty on us concerning the importance of Jason Varitek in the Boston Red Sox line-up. I honestly think Jason Varitek is a bigger loss to the Red Sox than Manny Ramirez would be.Petey Pablo is probably thinking about Varitek being the Captain and inspirational leader and all...but much like the Braves bullpen, this comment makes no sense.Since my reading and writing skills are on 2nd grade level, I'm just going to keep it simple here.Manny Ramirez : Avg. 318, OBP .427, Slugging % .627, OPS .1055Jason Varitek : Avg. 243, OPB .331, Slugging % .411, OPS .743Maybe it's because of my extremely low I.Q but I fail to see how Varitek would be a bigger loss to the Red Sox. Let's not forget that Manny also protects possible M.V.P David Ortiz in the line-up.Ah well, atleast Peter's not writing about the monster dumps he takes in the airport bathrooms... Read more:Peter King
Your '06 Miami Hurricanes Football Preview 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Over at the awesome Braves Journal, besides thinking of ways to hurt members of the Braves bullpen, we've also wrote some college football team previews. You can find previews for Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Georgia Tech and Tennessee.I decided to embarrass myself by writing a preview for my MiamiHurricanes
. So, if anyone cares, here it is...and I won't blame you for wanting to stab me in the lungs after reading it..Miami Hurricanes football preview.When a team goes 9-2 in the regular season and makes the Peach Bowl, the season is often considered a success and an assistant coach might be in line for a promotion. When that team is the Miami Hurricanes, the season is considered a disappointment and assistant coaches get fired. Of course, getting crushed 40-3 in the Peach Bowl by LSU doesn't help much either.. On September 4th, in primetime, Miami will get a chance to get over that LSU debacle when they open their season at home. Waiting for them will be hated ACC rival Florida S Read more:Football
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Madden '07 player ratings 1970-01-01 00:59:59 There's 11 days to go 'till the release of Madden
'07 and it has me itching more than that nasty staph infection that I picked up in the Toronto Blue Jays locker room...Anyways, the folks at IGN released the rosters and ratings for all the teams and all the player
s in the game. My Dolphins are well represented as Chris Chambers, Randy McMichael, C-Pep, Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas and Fred Beasly are all rated 91 or above.In comparison, the stupid Jets only have 2 players that are above 91.The fact that I even care about such things must show you how empty my life actually is.Ah well, I'll go entertain myself now with my Ninja Turtles collection...
It's that time of year again 1970-01-01 00:59:59 It's Saturday and I'm sitting unbathed, in my underwear, in front of the tv. That can only mean one thing ofcourse. It's football season again...The College kids are already underway and next to the big slate of games that are on schedule for today, I'm eagerly awaiting for Monday night when Miami will destroy Florida State and begin their march torwards the National Championship. Jay won't agree with me on that one, but he's a Virginia Tech fan so you should'nt listen to him.The pro's will kick-off Thursday night as my Dolphins go into Pittsburgh to take on the defending Super Bowl Champions, Pittsburgh Steelers. Throughout the offseason, Miami has been picked by just about everyone to win atleast 10 games and make the play-offs.Dr. Z, a very fine genteleman and knowledgeable writer for SI has them even picked as the AFC Champions. Yes, I actually soiled myself after reading that. The fact that I was in class when I read it made the situation a whole lot more uncomfortable...R
Another irrelivant post that no one will care about... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 It's friday night so that means that I'm spending it like that little guy over there...only without the good music, without the friends and without that smile on my face.Either way, it just struck me that my fantasy teams are really depending on the Dallas Cowboys this weekend...and somehow it scares me like when I try to play with Lego.Throughout my four teams, I'm starting Jason Witten on three of them, the Dallas defense on two of them and I'm also starting Julius Jones, Marion Barber and Terry Glenn on one team or the other.On the plus side...the Titans are as bad as my writing skills and the Cowboys should destroy them like hitters destroy the Braves bullpen.On the other hand...I don't trust Drew Bledsoe to even bring me my newspaper without throwing 3 interceptions or fumbling it twice.And yeah, it's me we're talking about. With my luck this whole T.O. thing will probably cause some big distraction leading to an utterly pathetic Cowboy performance...leading to more anal ca
Not to rain on Jay's parade or anything.. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Jay was mentioning today that there was a slight possibility that Shaun Alexander would play this weekend, but much like the chance of me actually getting a decent job...it's not happening.Another round of CT Scans confirmed that Alexander does indeed have a broken foot and that means that he is out indefinately. Broken feet are usually big obstacles for running backs, because yeah, they have to run and stuff.If Alexander had a big game of chess this weekend against some smart Russian guy, I doubt the foot would be bothering him. But that's not the case right now.Jay has now learned his lesson and he'll have to listen to me next time when it comes to Fantasy Football. That is probably a very bad thing him after I advise him next week to pick up Foghorn Leghorn through waivers.. Read more:anything
Random Observations, MNF edition 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I'm leading some guy in our fantasy league head-to-head matchup but ofcourse he has Donovan McNabb, Brian Westbrook and Philly' defense starting tonight. That guy is going to lube me up unless the Packers somehow turn into the 2000 Ravens..Brian Westbrook is de-activated with an injury and the plot just thickened like Bartolo Colon.Al Harris just tried to rip Donte's Stallworth's head off. Al Harris just reminded me why I don't like him.Brett Favre has already thrown 16 passes and the first quarter isn't even over yet. That fact would usually have me vomiting large amounts but for fantasy purposes I'm actually smiling right now.I think that Jay's in some sort of jail or correctional facility right about now. He doesn't take it well when Virginia Tech loses.Correl Buckhalter just fumbled for the second time inside Green Bay's 5 yard line. Some crazy Eagles fan will stab him in the face before the game is over.Not to worry. Vernand Morency just fumbled it back followed by a Don Read more:Random
Haynesworth gets 5 game suspension 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Tennessee Titan's defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth will be suspended 5 games by the NFL for that disgusting kick to the face that he gave to Dallas center Andre Gurode.Haynesworth should be happy that it's just 5 games because many people were calling for him to be suspended for the remainder of the season. Chris Collinsworth was even saying that he should be arrested for what he did and I agree. It was a blatant attempt to injure the man and I think he got a break with the number of games only being 5.Haynesworth will be eligible to return Nov. 19 when the Titans visit Philly but I'm hoping that the Titans suspend him for a longer amount of time. Read more:suspension
The Atlanta Braves drinking game, part 2 1970-01-01 00:59:59 With the Mets leading the Braves
by about 47 games, the only reason to still tune in is to see Bob Wickman chew on that nasty chaw and yell various obsceneties when the ball game is over..That said, it's time for another edition of our Atlanta
Braves drinking game. Part 1 was pretty good, just ask Koren Robinson....If Skip Caray says "Bark in the Park" - 1 drinkIf Skip Caray tries to guess which city a random fan is from - 1 drinkIf they lose to Shawn Chacon - 10 drinks, vomit and hide your faceIf someone gets thrown out trying to steal a base - 3 drinksIf Todd Pratt grounds into another double play - 1 drinkIf you're missing Wilson Betemit - 1 drinkIf Tyler Yates walks the first 4 batters, but Bobby Cox still leaves him in the game - 5 drinksIf Adam LaRoche tries to bunt in the ninth inning - Drink the whole damn bottleIf Chip Caray makes fun of Glenn Diamond - 1 drinkIf you feel like drop kicking Ryan Langerhans - 1 drinkIf you are debating which player should go in the doghouse -
You're a bad man Marco Materazzi 1970-01-01 00:59:59 When Zinedine Zidane headbutted MarcoMaterazzi
during the World Cup finals, it made me wonder what Materazzi must have called him to create such a reaction.I thought that Materazzi called him "Peyton Manning", but it may but it may be much worse.Lip readers are saying that Materazzi called him "son of a terrorist whore". If this is true, then I totally understand why Zidane reacted the way he did. If I was in his situation, I would have permanently joined my foot with his throat and made sure that Materazzi would eat from a straw for the next 20 years. But yeah, that's just me..Materazzi admits that he insulted Zidane, who he calls his "hero", but he didn't say how."I didn't say anything to him about racism, religion or politics," Materazzi said. "I didn't talk about his mother, either. I lost my mother when I was 15 and even now I still get emotional talking about her."I find all this somewhat strange. If someone is my "hero", I can't imagine insulting him to the point where he
This can't be happening again 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Another week goes by and another Bengal player gets in trouble with the law. This is becoming so routine that it isn't even funny anymore. This time it was DT Matthias Askew that managed to get himself tasered after a parking violation.I don't know many people that can turn a parking violation into a tasering by the police. Maybe someone on the Trailblazers could pull that shit off, or my crazy neighbour that used to threaten me with a screwdriver...but besides them I don't know.Maybe next week Rudi Johnson can dropkick an old lady while she's trying to cross the street..or Chris Perry could assault someone in a retirement home..If I'm Marvin Lewis, I'd just quit and go live on a remote tropical island and spend my time fishing and making sand castles.
Because sometimes irony likes to spice things up a little 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Chicago Bears Rb Thomas Jones strained his hamstring while getting his physical yesterday.If I make a joke here it'll ruin everything so I'm just going to be quiet and play with mud now... Read more:things
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Live Blog Marlins @ Braves Wednesday July 26th 1970-01-01 00:59:59 10:12 pm Anyways, I'm drained and if I wait any longer for that bath, my skin will actually start to decay. I don't care...Braves
Win... I'm happy and I don't have to cry myself to sleep tonight while punching my pillow...10:11 pm Wow, this is what having an actual closer feels like. After having to watch Chris Reitsma and Jorge Sosa for an extended period of time, you really start to appreciate the little things in life.10:10 pm AAAAAHHHHHHHHH10:09 pm AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH10:08 pm Ground out to LaRoche and the game is over! Braves win!! AAAAAHHHHH10:07 pm Abercrombie steals 2nd base and a basehit means trouble now..10:04 pm Uh-oh.. basehit and the tying run is on.10:02 pm Wickman gets a strike-out and I feel like hugging him. Well no, he's too big, I wouldn't be able to get my arms around him.10:00 pm Top of the 9th and here's Bobby Wickman. I wonder if they need a cart to bring him out to the mound. I can't imagine a man of his stature actually walking alot..9:57 pm Matt Diaz grou Read more:Marlins
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Hot damn Joseph 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The Braves are playing the Phillies on Espn's Sunday Night Baseball so that means that Joe Morgan will be making some cameo appearances.Anyways, the bases are loaded and Phillies catcher Mike Lieberthal is at the plate while pitcher Brett Myers is waiting on deck. Jon Miller makes a point that Lieberthal must get a run home because Myers is 1-33 this season and he'll probably make an out and end the inning.Lieberthal hits a slow grounder and a run scores on the fielder's choice. Joseph
Morgan notes that the key to the at-bat was that Lieberthal "put the ball in play"........................................................ (the sound of my heartbeat after it flatlines)I just hate when people insult my intelligence like this. I know I'm dumber than cheese, but still...even I know that when the bases are loaded and the pitcher is on deck, you MUST put the ball in play to have a chance of getting some runs.I need to mute the tv now, but my dog broke the remote and I'm too lazy to ge
Live Blog N.Y. Mets @ Atlants Braves Friday July 28th... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 What started as a promising game when we tattooed Pedro for 4 runs in the 1st inning, ends up in the gutter right next to Jorge Sosa. Chipper's hurt again, Mets take a step closer to the division title and our starting pitching has never been worse.I'm really happy I stayed at home on my Friday
night for this..10:23 pm Adam LaRoche strikes out without even trying and it's game over. Mets win 6-4 and Chip Caray can go to sleep a happy man.10:20 pm Bottom of the 9th. Wagner comes in promptly strikes out McCann. I wish I could predict lottery numbers so well..10:16 pm Kenny Ray gets Xavier Nady and the inning is over. Now Billy Wagner can make our hitters look ridiculous..10:14 pm David Wright strikes out and I think Chip is crying..10:10 pm Boy, Lastings Milledge sure has a ridiculous name..10:06 pm Top of the 9th. Ken Ray in and Chip and Joe are still climaxing while talking about the Mets.10:02 pm The entire world knows that a slider is coming but Andruw still strikes out looking Read more:Braves
People get paid to write stuff like this 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The Miami Dolphins are busy interviewing candidates for the vacant head coaching job and a decision is expected to come within the next two weeks. A lot of fans, much like myself, don't like the idea of getting Pete Carroll but much rather go with an up-and-coming assistant such as Cam Cameron or Ron Rivera.Armando Salguero, a Miami Herald writer and Dolphin beat writer disagrees with us. I haven't had issues with an article in quite some time, but Armando took care of that very well.If I read you guys correctly - through your posts on this blog and emails sent to me -- you're not too keen on the idea of hiring Pete Carroll to be Miami's new coach.No, not really. We've been down that road before with a gentleman called Nick Saban and that didn't work out too well. Neither did Butch Davis in Cleveland or Steve Spurrier in Washington.That amazes me. I am not going to campaign for Carroll because I don't think he's the best available coach out there -- that would be either Mike Ma Read more:stuff
Devin Hester is fast, scary fast 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Last night, as is my custom on Monday's, I sat uncomfortably slouched in my chair and drank some juice straight out of the carton while watching some Monday Night Football. Yes, that should accurately portray my level of "coolness" for you.Either way, Jay and me were discussing Tony Kornheiser's pathetic comb-over, the current state of the economy in Lithuania and the horrible noises being made by Jim Belushi.Jay : "Damn, did you see Kornheiser's comb-over?"Davey : "Yeah. I don't know what's worse. His hair or his commentary..."Jay : "He still gets more poon than you though"Davey : "Martin Grammatica gets more poon than me. That stiff-arm that Steven Jackson just put on Charles Tillman is the most sex I've had in quite some time."Jay : "Why do I even talk to you..."But then DevinHester
decided to take the game over. Hester returned 2 kick-offs for touchdowns on the night as he single handedly saved Rex Grossman's job and secured a first round-bye for the Bears. And yeah, you kn Read more:Devin Hester
That's just wrong... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Most of the people that visit this wasteland come here via some sort of search engine and the wonderful part is that I can see which keywords they typed. Yes, much like unprotected sex with Mike Vick, the internet can be a very dangerous thing...Now, most of the searches are pretty normal stuff. "Eli Manning can't read", "Stupid Davey blog" or "Eric Mangini bra-size". But every so often you get confronted with very morbid searches that make you lose your appetite and question why you were even born. As was the case last week. Take a look at these gems that were chucked across some search engine and onto my lap."Rex Grossman masturbate", "Drew Brees masturbate" and "Peyton Manning pregnant".Now, I know there are plenty of people out there that are interested in Drew Brees' masturbational habbits but yours truly is not one of them. I want Brees to go out and throw manly touchdown passes so that my fantasy team can give the rectal assault instead of being on the receiving end of it.An
Where have those days gone? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 While sitting alone in my dark room last night and searching for random stuff on Youtube, I came across this gem. It's a bit grainy, but it's a nice hightlight reel with some of the best moments of the Orlando Magic during the '90's.After watching this video, nostalgia kept hitting me on my forehead with a big, solid, brick. Seeing the likes of Dennis Scott, Penny Hardaway, Shaq, Brian Shaw, Nick Anderson and Darrell Armstrong made me curl up, cry uncontrolably and wonder where the good ol' days went.Back in those days I walked around with a smile on my face, saved kittens and children from burning houses and made major scientific discoveries. In contrast, all I do now is get beat in Minesweeper by my dog.
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