Funny looking costume
2007-04-20 07:57:00
Here is a funny costume
idea for kids that you can make at home. You'll get a funny looking kid in a can full of worms , you're prone to start some laughs as this costume won first and Grand Prize at a Halloween funny costume contest.(cool funny costume for your kid)Breathalyzer funny looking costume for men is an ideal solution to entertain your friends at a party. It's just funny , see for your self the picture below.(funny costume idea for parties)And for the Ladies the Kissing Booth funny costume , that I bet it's a lot of fun at parties.Check this photo:(a lady costume that is funny looking and fun)Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
Funny Beach Sign
2007-04-16 08:10:00
You would expect an "only nude people allowed" sign but on this nudist beach you will see a different sign. :PTechnorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Funny things kids say about our ocean
2007-04-15 10:24:00
Children writing about the sea.....1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.(James age 6)3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island .If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.( Wayne age 7)4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like EmilyRichardson. She's not my friend no more.(Kylie age 6)5) A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of its head.(Billy age 8)6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross theocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistleto make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eatingbeans.(William age 7)8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6)9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is alwaysscreaming and being sick, my D
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Funny Video - Extreme Surfing
2007-04-15 10:19:00
Pro_300_dynamitesurfing_320Uploaded by tonio38580Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Good Girl , Bad Girl Humor
2007-04-15 10:06:00
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls wax their floors...Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.Good girls make chicken for dinner...Bad girls make reservations.Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...Bad girls know they could do better.Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.Good girls love Italian food...Bad girls love Italian waiters.Technorati Tag's : Humor
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Christian Humor - Jesus vs the devil
2007-04-14 10:27:00
Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.""Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"God chuckled, "Jesus saves"[quote]There are loads of Shirts, that say, JESUS SAVES,
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Funny Humor - Lawyers
2007-04-13 10:35:00
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."Technorati Tag's : Humor
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Best Joke I know to slap someone :P
2007-03-11 12:56:00
A pimp is sitting in a backstreet waiting for his THREE (make sure you emphasize the 'three') hoes to come back for the night. After a long wait, the first one finally arrives.The pimp says "Hey you're late! Anyway - you owe me $100, so pay up..."The hoe replies "Umm I'm pretty sure it was only $70..."The pimp slaps the hoe and says "Don't correct me bitch!"Just after this the second hoe comes around the corner.The pimp says "Hey you took your time... now pay up... you owe me $150!"The hoe replies "No, it was only $100 i owed you..."The pimp slaps the hoe and says "Don't correct me bitch!"The third hoe then suddenly comes around the corner...The pimp says "Hey Hey.. get over here.. you owe me $300 so gimme the money..."The hoe replies "What? I only owed you $220!"The pimp again, slaps the hoe and says "Don't correct me bitch!"Then the fourth hoe comes around the corner...(At this point, someone you're telling the joke to should point out "But I thought you said there we're onl
Funny Humor - A Happy Life
2007-03-02 09:24:00
FIVE RULES FOR ALL MALES TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, is a good cook, cleans and has a well paid job.2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh and laughs at your jokes.3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.4. It's important to have a woman who is superb in bed and who likes to be with you.5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.Technorati Tag's : Humor
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Political humor - Nice Trade
2007-02-26 21:25:00
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he wascarrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,"Excellent trade, sir."Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Funny Joke - Please Stand Up
2007-02-26 21:23:00
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up."Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you`re a moron?" the professor asked.The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn`t want to see you standing there all by yourself."Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Humor - Age
2007-02-26 21:23:00
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.""Ah, that's nothing" said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!""Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all.""Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old."No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.""So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?""No, I have one every morning at 6:30."Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crapevery morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?""I don't wake up until 7:00."Technorati Tag's : Humor
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Funny Picture - Mousepad for man
2007-02-23 09:48:00
check out this cool new 3d mouse pad with rest arm ;)Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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breasts.txt
2007-02-21 17:23:00
(o)(o) Perfect breasts(+)(+) Fake silicone breasts( * )( * ) Perky breasts(@)(@) Big nipple breastsoo A cups{O}{O} D cups(oYo) Wonder bra breasts( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts(o)(O) Lopsided breasts(Q)(O) Pierced breasts(p)(p) Hanging tassels breastso/o/ Grandma’s breasts( - )( - ) Against the shower door breastso | | o | Android breasts( $ )( $ ) Martha Stewart’s breastsTechnorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
Funny - English Love Poem
2007-02-19 10:31:00
An English
Love Poem(Who said British men aren't romantic?)Of course I love ya darlingYou're a bloody top Notch birdAnd when I say you're gorgeousI mean every single wordSo ya bum is on the big sideI don't mind a bit of flabIt means that when I'm readyThere's somethin' there to grabSo your belly isn't flat no moreI tell ya, I don't careSo long as when I cuddle yaI can Get my arms round thereNo woman who is your ageHas nice round perky breastsThey just gave in to gravityBut I know ya did ya bestI'm tellin ya the truth nowI never tell ya liesI think its very sexyThat you've got dimples on ya thighsI swear on me grannies grave nowThe moment that we metI thought you was as good asI was ever gonna getNo matter wot you look likeI'll always love ya dearNow shut up while the soccer's onAnd fetch another beerTechnorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
Funny Jokes - Why I divorced my wife
2007-02-18 09:42:00
"What would you like?" my wife asked as she prepared the evening meal. "Tuna, salmon, chicken, beef or liver?" Surprised and pleased by this unusual opportunity to make a selection from such an extensive dinner menu, I replied, "Beef would be nice for a change, thank you.""Oh," she said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was asking the cat. We're having soup." ....Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes
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Build your powered model aircraft
2007-02-11 21:21:00
Build your powered model
aircraft
- very easy guideTechnorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Funny Jokes - Bacon and Eggs
2007-02-07 06:02:00
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, hismother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and hekicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goesto feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfastand his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't getany eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get anyeggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon fora week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren'tgetting any milk."Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes
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Puzzle
2007-02-04 08:15:00
IF1 = 52 = 253 = 1254 = 6255 = ?Think…Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Humor , to make you smile
2007-02-04 08:13:00
1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences…..She thought she was God and I didn’t.2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!4.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.6.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.7.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.10.. I’m not a complete idiot –Some parts are missing.11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.12. NyQuil, the st uffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room -spinning medicine.13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?17.. Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!18.. Wrinkl
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Funny Picture - Iraq Exit Strategy
2007-02-04 08:10:00
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Simon says Modern Reality not Joke
2007-02-02 07:10:00
Vista contains improved speech recognition technology, a factor which prompted security researchers to see if it was possible to create MP3 files on hacker websites or audio tracks distributed on P2P networks to issue spoken commands which takes control of PCs running Vista.Read more:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/01/vista_voice_recognition_attack/Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Funny Bra Cup Sizes
2007-01-27 18:42:00
A visual explanation for us guys to show where bra cup sizes come from:Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
Funny Video - Mind of Mencia: Dee Dee Dee Song
2006-08-15 11:34:00
Watch this funny video : Mind of Mencia
: Dee Dee Dee Song. It's a rap (hip-hop) videoclip with funny music and the entire videoclip is funny . I wonder if we'll ever see it on a famous tv channel like mtv .. lolQuyote: It's genetics, don't you see? Your kids will be Dee Dee Dee.Tags Carlos Mencia Comedy Humor Dee Advert: Dictionar MedicalTechnorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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BackLinks
2006-05-11 13:15:00
Submit your site for free listing. (Links Page 2)Yes you heard me right . Due to blogger limitations we haven't got one of those Add your site buttons. But you can contact us here for a link exchange. We are interested mainly in humor related sites . We don't have a minimum page rank set so if we like your site we'll aproove the link exchange. All other non related websites will be posted in this thread. Once enough are gathered it will be linked directly from PR 4 main page.Submitting your site is important because this is how you gather back links . There main pourpose is seo and will help you improove your search engine popularity. So what do you wait. Do you have a page related to humor or jokes ? just send it for a quality backlink also send to all the directories listed here. You will get a quality backlink as only quality directories and other usefull sites are listed here.So submiting your site has never been easier . We don't charge anything so this is a free submission .
BackLinks2
2006-05-11 13:12:00
BackLink Resource - Page 2(Go back to page 1)Stuff 4 KidzYou can find activities, games, riddles, humor, educational and informational resources, free stuff, and more at stuff 4 kidz. Nursing Continuing EducationContinuing education courses are being offered now, take advantage.Diamonds InternationalDiamonds international can be great pieces, some of these similar pieces can be found here.hipaa softwareInformation, links and descriptions of various document shredding and document destruction solutions.Internet Talk Radio ShowTalk Radio Shows Online. The world of talk radio is alive and well on the world wide web. Learn more about your favorite host, or listen live online.LinkTime UnFranchise. Market America, Hollywood Productions!LinkTime, UnFranchise, a Market America, Inc. Hollywood Productions Company. Promoting Business, Goods, Services, Web Sites, Music, Movies, Downloads!Baby Shower Diaper CakeIf you are looking for instructions on how to make a diaper cake for your baby shower
Digg pwned , digg users still control the system
2007-05-02 07:36:00
Digg pwned
, digg users
still control the systemJust loaded digg.com in my browser and saw a bunch of codes , so I wondered , was digg pwned , was digg hacked or something ? Actually this is a sign of protest from digg users . The story goes something like this . Kevin Rose deleted a submitted digg with a HD-DVD story so that's why digg users started to act on this , a lot of top diggs have a bunch of codes such as this:09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0(click the image to enlarge it)Now digg is Out of ServiceAs stated later by Kevin Rose here at:http://blog.digg.com/?p=74[quote]We had to decide whether to remove stories containing a single code based on a cease and desist declaration. We had to make a call, and in our desire to avoid a scenario where Digg would be interrupted or shut down, we decided to comply and remove the stories with the code.[/quote]So as stated above , will digg really go down for having HD-DVD codes posted ? At least I am happy to see those protes
Funny Hands
2007-05-11 06:49:00
Funny Hands
Decided to offer these amazing pictures that show those cool hand figures that we all used to make sometime . Make your hand like a dog , or like an eagle . It's very funny. Well humor is not all here as these hands are also painted and so the humor also becomes expressive. Below are a bunch of pictures and photos of Funny Hands as those hands that mimic different animals are funny.(Funny Hand that is painted like a hawk)(Funny Hand that is painted like a jaguar, you can almost feel the animal :P)Some other funny looking hands photos are listed below:(This is one funny hand.)(Dog lookalike funny hand).Reply here with your own new funny hands if you know some other animal impressions.Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Sweet Funny Words
2007-05-09 21:53:00
HIM: Hooray! Finally! I can't wait any more! HER: Maybe I should go? HIM: No, Don't even think about it! HER: Do you love me? HIM: Sure! HER: Have you ever cheated me? HIM: No, how could you ever think a thing like this? HER: Will you kiss me? HIM: Yes , of course! HER: Will you beat me? HIM: No way! HER: Can I trust you? After marriage: read from bottom to top !!Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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Healthy Wine
2007-05-09 13:18:00
Wine vs WaterIn a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists havedemonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the yearwe would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteriafound in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey orother liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process ofboiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drinkwater and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doingit as a public service.Technorati Tag's : Humor, Jokes, Funny
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