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Top 10 Films of 2008... 2009-01-02 03:20:00 Time Magazine is out with its list of the Top Ten films of 2008.Many of the films listed in the countdown may not yet have been released in India, but we can well watch out for them in 2009. (Click on the Image to enlarge...)1) Wall – E:The film tops the list of Time Magazine's top ten films of 2008. Directed by Andrew Stanton, Wall E was not only a science fiction but also had shades of romance Read more:Films
Must Be A Deeper Problem... 2009-01-01 04:13:00 Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing started bothering her. Little Johnny only used black and browns for his drawings. Fearing a problem and not wanting it to get worse, she decided to take him to a child psychologist. The psychologist deli Read more:Problem
COMPARISON B/W TWO RESUME... 2009-01-01 03:56:00 COMPARISON B/W TWO RESUMEMUST READ TILL THE ENDRESUME-1EDUCATION /Qualification:1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh ,1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh,1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge,1955 and 1957; Wren bury scholar, University of Cambridge , 1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honori
Mind Refreshing Jokes... 2009-01-01 03:26:00 Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!! ------------------------------------------- Read more:Jokes
Inspiration and Impressive... 2009-01-01 03:17:00 Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabb Read more:Impressive
, Inspiration
Inspirational Love Story - The Soldier... 2009-01-01 01:07:00 John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of th Read more:Inspirational
Santa Singh depressed... 2009-01-01 01:02:00 Seeing SantaSingh
depressed one of his friends asks him.“Oye why are you sad?”To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”His friend ask hims…“How?”Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lostHis friend queries..“But you said Rs 500…”Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 300 in the highlights of the match”
Robbing the Bank... 2009-01-01 00:59:00 Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They do manage to take one sack each. After a while they meet again and one asks the other... Santa: 'What did you find in your sack?'Banta: 'Ten lakh Rupees!' Santa: 'Wow... that's a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash?'Ba
Men always have better friends... 2009-01-01 00:40:00 Men always
have better
friends....They will stand by you, no matter what....!!! Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them. Friends of Men: A husband was not at home for a
Bill Gates- After Death... 2009-01-01 00:20:00 Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!" Mr. Gates
replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's t Read more:Bill Gates
A Nice Article about Love (by Swami Vivekananda)... 2008-12-16 14:02:00 I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love." This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be ther Read more:Article
, Swami
A Glimpse Into Future... 2008-12-16 13:41:00 Telescopic Eyes...One-Button Soft Drink Switcher...(WOW)Wanna Record ur Dreams...DTB (Direct to Brain...)WOW What A view...What A Lock...!!!I Like Cleaning D Earth...All New PS-67...New i-phone... Read more:Future
Miss World: Over the years... 2008-12-14 23:58:00 Let's have a look at Miss World
s from the year 1994...19941994: With the face of an angel, Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful woman in the world. The journey to her amazing career in Bollywood began after she bagged the Miss World title in1994.19951995: Jacqueline Aguilera Marcano represented Venezuela. The model's never ending journey to beauty began only to lead her to Miss Universe 1996.199619
Upon Westminster Bridge...(By William Wordsworth) 2008-12-13 02:47:00 Earth has not anything to show more fair: Dull would he be of soul who could pass by A sight so touching in its majesty: This City now doth, like a garment, wear The beauty of the morning; silent, bare Ships, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie Open unto the fields, and to the sky; All bright and glittering in the smokeless air. Never did sun more beau Read more:Westminster
, William
Police And Murgi... 2008-12-13 02:41:00 1 baar a police wala 1 murgi se kahta hai ..."Kal agar tumne 2 ande nhi diye to may tujhe mar dunga "murgi fhir agle din 1 hin anda deti hai....Police
wale ko gussa aata hai wo banduk uthata hai .Tab wo murgi kahti hai ...":Dekhiye sab ye anda to aap ki banduk ke dar se nikla haiwarna mai toMuga Hoon...."
Best Actors... 2008-12-13 02:40:00 When the best actors are chosen by other actors it is called the OSCARS.......but .....When the best actors are chosen by the people......it is called.......do u know wats it called??wellitscalledELECTIONS.........
Mathemetical PJ... 2008-12-13 02:38:00 Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge?????Why??????bcoz sin 90 = cot 45!!!!!!!
Kangaroo' Baby... 2008-12-13 02:36:00 What did the Kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?...........A) Aaila!!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya...
Deadliest...(The Good One...) 2008-12-13 02:29:00 You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't haveanything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?......Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat willbecome LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the othercigaretteAnother deadly answer. scroll down a little.......Another solution: You throw a Read more:Deadliest
Gattu's Professor... 2008-12-13 02:13:00 Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.So he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.Jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein"jannat" likha hai.To ab yeh batao ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aaraha tha , us professor ka naam kya tha?Answer........................The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.Jinke "Sir" ho "Ish
FORGIVENESS 2008-12-11 16:39:00 It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend. "However", he said, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what you did over the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off. Monday comes, and
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