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Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 2009-01-02 02:19:37 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" 6."T Read more:Management
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Reaction of Bosses in times of Recession 2008-12-23 02:42:16 With economies world over slipping into recession and companies facing the pressure, the bosses are trying to align themselves to the changing time, trying their best to improve the productivity and get more work done.... See how the relationship between the boss and the employee changes during the recession. In the beginning of the recession... Boss: Be good, you will be just fine. . .... After a Read more:Recession
Statements !! 2008-12-22 04:22:33 Forgiving or punishingthe terrorists is left to God.But fixing their appointmentwith God is our responsibility.- Indian ArmyUpdated statement for this...In S/W industryForgiving or punishingthe Developer is left to Manager.But fixing their appointmentwith Manager is our responsibility.- TesterForgiving or punishingthe Manager is left to Client.But fixing their appointmentwith Client is our respons
M i s t a k e . . . 2008-12-17 23:57:01 If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style.... If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident... If a doctor makes a mistake, it is an operation... If an engineer makes a mistake, it is a new venture... If parents make a mistake, it is a new generation... If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law... If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention... If a tailor makes a mistake, it
Management Lesson 2008-12-17 02:58:10 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet."Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed Read more:Management
How Stock Markets works !! 2008-12-09 23:32:38 It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a p Read more:Markets
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