Owner: I,Me,Myself URL:http://www.foolseyeview.blogspot.com Join Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:26:00 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Booo... what am i to say.. am a lady with high levels of sleep and very little knowledge...Am I a no non-sense person? I dont know.. I chatter a lot..this blog is about me, my life, on things which I see.. I get affected by...for which I had always wanted Site statistics:Click here
On my way Back 2007-04-19 10:04:00 During every trip each one of us will encounter different situations. During my trip back to my work place I had a different encounter much to the agony of my friend who came with me. Its as simple as this.. I have a nature to speak to animals…(?!?!) C’mon No giggles… Am quite serious… This habit of mine took over while driving back from Chennai… A Lorry loaded with cattle was going before us… In the scorching sun, without having an inch of space to move and without water they were forced to travel … No wonder to a slaughter house…Still I want them to forget that and so I was just looking at those cow for them to start the conversation. To my good luck and to my friends agony… the talks got initiated very soon.. With great joy I cried Maa… (Poor thing she got an attack hearing me… She wanted to join me .. how could I help it yaar? After all its her fault to not know that I speak to animals…L)Before I could tell you on what we shared please
Gods Way of doing things... 2007-04-17 11:02:00 God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates ...... "Look everything should be in balance. For example,after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same timeI have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.... And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", my most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the grea Read more:doing
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Trip to City Centre 2007-04-17 08:59:00 Inox… What to say? Between 11 – 11.30, we went to the Ticket counter.. somehow managed to get tickets for the movie 300. Inside we were at total relief. I had my own questions.. Cost of One ticket is Rs.120/- … My my my.. I could have filled 2 litres of Petrol in my car…Well every luxury(!) has its own price.. I dont deny ...the feel was good, the ambiance, ,the pleasure everything was good.. but Did I ask for all this.. ? :(My troubles started after intermission.. the devil said she would go out and get something to munch.. trying to be cautious I said.. No worry.. I aint hungry.. Devil: So what, normally we don’t eat just b’cos we are hungry.. Do we? The one near me started watching… Me: Ok..get something lite… Devil: Fine. I will get something from combos they have offered.. I never knew the meaning of it until I saw the bill….I already started counting the remaining cash with me… After intermission not even a single scene entered my head… Once t Read more:Centre
At Home 2007-04-16 13:38:00 The day was growing darker and I reached home. Was pretty tired after a long drive....went and had a cool bath. Had wanted to fill my stomach with all the goody good my mom made but the coke and lays filled my tummy more than ever...NExt day, Saturday myself and my little devil at home...C'mon yaar its none other than my sis...we started for our Angels Day out...we had so many things to be done outside home.. but the heat was one thing that was threatening us..Who said its Global Warming Its Global Burning!The scorching sun was so-much-so that we wanted to hide somewhere ....our first stop was Satyam Cinemas...How can 2 devils think of same thing so, our difference started there. I wanted to see The Pursuit of Happyness..for her it was Unnale Unnale..(Monday morning she wanted to boast off to her friends that she has seen the latest)So we tossed a one rupee coin..1st time it was my choice she wasnt ready for the result so we tossed the 2nd time.. it was still mine... so the last and t
Something to keep us occupied 2007-04-16 09:32:00 In one of my fav. blogs I happened to answer a lateral thinking puzzle...I just got initiated an started reading about it.. SO here is your Puzzle:There are six eggs in a basket; six people take one egg each...Still one egg remains in the basket.How ?For answers wait till tomorrow
Just Bzee 2007-04-16 08:38:00 After an enjoyable weekend.. Monday Kills...Interesting Posts are on the wayKeep your fingers crossed.. things would be updated by this evening...
Weekend Dhamaka 2007-04-13 06:26:00 Its Home Coming for me.. Thank the calendar for making the Tamil New Year fall on a weekend.. I would have been more happy had it been on Friday or Monday.. Chalega..So guys hopefully I would have some post on Sunday.. But pls..understand that am going home and all the delicacies are waiting for me.. Gotta Eat fill my tummy grow big and wait for the next trip home...Wish all the Readers A Happy Tamizh New Year Read more:Weekend
Raju Srivastav 2007-04-12 12:33:00 I just happened to browse thru Youtube and found the RajuSrivastav prank on Laloo too good and wanted you all to enjoy this
Under Observation 2007-04-12 06:42:00 Normally I don't start a conversation, I wait for the other one to do so... but you know after starting this blog I have become so weird.. the first lesson of blogging I got is ...I gotta observe what is happening around...As you all know I live in a hostel ... I started roaming around ...Dont mistake me I usually dont eavesdrop but I need to get something to write..I was standing and hearing what the other girls are upto...I was posing as if am looking outside thru the window that was there.Girls who came by was nearly staring me ... I just had to give a different smile because i dint want them to think that am snooping aroundThere came my room mate ( lets call her RM)...She gave a sardonic smile.. (Shucks i should have gone to my room for that.) Buddy I was bold enough and stared at her.I said, what man, why are you looking at me like that? Am I looking so good today...( Ha ha ha...I had a point to irritate her)RM said No No My dear its not that... I know you have started blogging a Read more:Observation
My mom and my blog 2007-04-12 06:28:00 After creating this blog I called up my Mom and Dad to tell them about my New Venture.. Poor mom... she hasn't understood all this fundas .. she thinks blog is something which is blocking me from moving higher and am fighting against it...Yesterday, after hearing from me she had gone to temple and made a special pooja for me...as it is I have given her the site name she has patiently written that in a piece of paper rolled it with Kumkum and has kept it in the gods foot and dropped it in the Hundi.. What do i say to her ...How do i explain what am trying to do?God save my dad!
What I intend to Share 2007-04-11 12:29:00 I have always wanted to write share my views... comment on things sometimes Satirical, comical or just fun intended...The funniest part is, I am still undecided what to write?One thing am worried is ....Once this kicks off...Gawd.. How will i ever manage the fans am to get?It's getting incredibly harder for me to write. It seems that the part of my brain responsible for creating and putting it things in word form has got perished once and for all! The part of my brain is very malnourished… You should understand mates that my family is down at Chennai and I live at a Hostel… coming back, am now afraid whether I have lost that impulse to write! At this juncture there are pretty good questions that my Brian…( Do I have ?! or Don’t I?!?) keeps asking me… What are you gonna write? Is it something meaningful? Is it something which means Nothing to the rest? Is it Nothing which means something to all?!... Uh… Am becoming crazy now…. God!!! Gimme a solution pleeez Read more:Share
...without a title 2007-04-20 11:55:00 There are certain movies that keeps us glued. One such movie for me is Gladiator...There some moments in that movie that inspires you...read this .... and relish those moments if Gladiator is your Fav
My Kampooter.. My cher...I sit 2007-04-24 08:10:00 Forall those patrons, I thought why not show the cabin from which I strain my so called brains and write ….Did I ever say that this is my work place as well…? Don’t ask me how good I work or whether I really work or not? Its my boss’s problem… He always sends me a mail .. He says mail is the best form of communication. He is such a good man that I want to speak to him. I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest. Nowadays, I have stopped getting mails from him.. Maybe he has forgotten that I am all Alive … He has actually given me all the allowances at office you know.. to make calls, to roam around the office… to have visitors.. Lemme introduce the precious things in my table… there you see my computer with its printer… Haan then comes my bag…That’s the bag that I carry on and off to office. It isn’t a new one… This one was bought 6 months ago at WITCO (the one at Anna Salai, Chennai) for my lil sis…Its now worn out for her.. And here I pick up all t
Is it true? 2007-04-23 08:50:00 This is weird but true!While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. (go ahead no one will see you) While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.Your foot will change direction.The fact is that, every one after reading this wil try this out. Are you smiling after reading this.... You have already done the act and have smiled.. what more...
Some sweet nonsense 2007-04-23 07:50:00 I was goin thru Nina's joke blog and found this one interesting pls. read I have added my own comment as he thinksRemember the college day's kadalai???— He calls She She: Hello! He: What the doing? She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu irukaaru? He: Ippo dhaan 'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paathen Sun Music la She: Nalla paatu. (And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha') He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya(He thinks: Asthiram Onnu) She: *giggles* He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen(He thinks: Eppavchum paadurathukku muyarchi pannu.. lawyer law point argue panra maadhiriye irukku) She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava bayandhuduva He: Come on! Please!(He thinks: Adiyai naan mattum enna vidhi vilakka? enakku match paakkanum adhukku thoongama irukkanum.. nee konjam paadi bayamudithna paravailai) She: Poada. I don't sing that well He: It was really sweet. Please paaden She: Enak
My K-miss-tree knowledge 2007-04-23 07:25:00 It was a real miracle that I was offered 1st group ( MPCC) at my school for whatever marks I scored in my 1oth std. If my memory stands right, I think it was after the Quarterly Exams, we had a Special Class for K-miss-tree. One Name I will never forget is that of my teacher's name: Mrs. Jayashree...She always had such a gooood(!?!?!) remark on me .. this one incident turned out to be a crown on the silver head :)The mistake was not mine.. On a Sunday, she asks 2 classes to come and get seated in a single class room.. I was sweating like hell.. I was totally unable to sleep.. once again mates, what will I do if her voice sounds lullaby to me? Any normal being will be tempered if his sleep gets disturbed...She was writing all sorts of K-Me-kal formulae on the board.. not even a single line did I understand then...Dont ask me if I would understand now... Am trying to be active.. dont make me a sleepy goose..One of my very gud friend, threw a chalk.. I swear I did'nt do that.. No gi
Grr....Grr...Grr... 2007-04-28 07:23:00 oh gawd... whats the time? hmm 11 am.. in bed still..... Gaw...am resting... heavy week...waiting for the more pressured week... he .. he ..he....:)Just to keep you occupied for the weekend here is a puzzle....A man lives in the penthouse of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. Upon his return, however, he can only travel halfway up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way - unless it's raining. What is the explanation for this?
My To-Do List for today … prepared yesterday 2007-04-27 10:57:00 6:30 am: Wake up...Wash clothes… Gotta help myself…7.30 am: Bathe and have breakfast and start to office by 8.30 am9.00 am: Start the day by looking at official mails…if anything not so serious reply for them.10.00 am: Play Age of Empires II. – This is my Energy Stimulant 11.00 am – 11:15 am: Tea Break.. You cannot work... Err…sit b4 kam-pu-ter for long.. Eyesight problem.. nowadays am trying to be a bit health conscious11.15 am – 12.00 noon: Be online in AOL.. 12.00 noon: Call up boss ... Anyway he will respond to me by mails…haven’t I told you that I speak 12 languages and English is the bestest…1.00 pm: Lunch Break... After heavy work … food is essential…2.00 noon Check the blog... read other blogs …write a post... check the personal mails4.00 Talk to my man on phone, probably about what he had in the morning... did he have his lunch or not and chk. His availability for evening… and plan for dinner.4.30 pm … Personality Building.. ( hmm… maane washin
Why I wasnt given a leave? I haven't got a clue 2007-04-26 07:23:00 Dear Sir,Looking out my window, I see that the sun is falling more this summer more than the normal. If am right this is moving in an angrily horizontal way. As I travel down to office even am able to see lots of mirages. All India Radio and the Podhigai Weather report say that for the next few days we will be having a heat wave. I understand from them that the average weather would be some where near 106 F. i.e., 39-40 deg. Celsius. Although I don't believe the whole lot of stock in their meteorological expertise, this I could not let go off my head.Every school is closed and every news station is telling me to absolutely stay off the roads as there are lots of news which states that people are dying due to Sun Stroke. While plugging the Today Show’s in one of the Sun Network channel, they are to air a segment on “Fun Things to do on a Sunny Day!” because obviously, they say, no non-essential personnel should be at work today. Then they laugh superciliously at the thought of an
On the look out 2007-04-25 12:49:00 There a quite a few days that you feel like having someone for you.. It so happened that while I was sitting in my room, another hosteler passed by my room.. I knew that she is doing her B.E. What troubled me was she was speaking on her mobile to her boy friend..She turned and smiled at me.. Ah! it was more like mocking at me... The look in her eyes .. ah...it was asking me, Dont you have a boy friend? Gawd.. girls much younger to me have guys... I decided to have one.. but I wanted to know for what all reasons I need a guy1.However pressured job he is in, he should be ready to walk hand -in-hand with me..2.Even if I forget his B'days he should be the 1st to wish me3. On and Off he should surprise me with Gifts.. Invariably even if his bank balances are fast decreasing4. He should be available at all times .. to pick me up and drop me back when I go to shopping..5. Who doesn't like to show off her guys .. The girls all around the world do.. So does our famed Bipasha or Kareena.. SO t
On my way Back... 2007-04-24 08:51:00 I was driving back from my home back to work city. Just then I saw this Bumper sticker which read Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and d(e)rive. Enjoying the fun it carried, I wanted to ask him whether he knew Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids! We were taking turns in driving and this time I was the back seat driver. I was going up and down every 10 minutes. I know I cant’ complain... it’s the messy road… I was actually giving her help and support and giving her lessons on Safe Driving. I really dunno what annoyed her, she said... Dear, do you remember my name? Me: Yeah... Why all of a sudden you ask this? Friend: You might be screaming it later… that’s why? That’s it, I stopped my lessons… Kiddish of her to threaten me like that…I didn’t have any other thing to do so was peeping outside. Roads are being expanded…The bye-pass is getting expanded to 100ft. You know big big roads… The farm lands, some m
My efforts 2007-05-04 10:17:00 Its been a months time since I have started blogging and am totally exhausted.. there are these high tasks before me.. i have always thought that am a smart worker...but this thing is taking life out of me...the tasks that lie ahead of me right now is1. Choose the topic2. Create a Post3. Most important task is hide the sources from where I copy...4. Generate traffic...the 4th task is what is goin to take the life out of me.. the other day after office hours standing near the car at the complex entrance, I was thinking on various means to generate traffic..How to put a take diversion symbol?if so, when the cars, trucks, jeeps bus and lorry they take diversion how will it go upto 5th floor?to whom i need to take prior permission...Will the manager expect bribe to get the required permissoinOr should i take my Kam-poo-ter to the signal just opposite to my office complex... sit there under an umbrella, announce some special summer offers ?As this was going in my head, the manager of the co
My first fan mail.... 2007-05-03 10:44:00 Everyone knows that letters are personalized ones.. (Splendid Discovery) But I got an open letter… ( to read a letter you need to open.. that doesn’t mean its an open letter you stupid !) I wanted to know this person who sent me this mail. My Dear Honey Bee, What a nice person you are.. I really wonder where from you get those ideas to write… You have this great talent and we friends like you to see go higher and higher in your life…My…my…my…However hard I try to write about you, I am unable to proceed further .. I am actually trying to practice Truth…Let me quote you Einstein, The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. So my dear friend ( I dint have any other option than to call you) Be CAREFUL.. I heard the authenticated patented articles of other bloggers are posted in your site. Honey Bee… that’s how you try to project yourself isn’t it? After you continued mails begging.. sorry…asking everyone to go thru your blog…I, on one
He came near me..and... 2007-05-02 07:19:00 Socrates was once encountered by his disciples on what he felt about Love at first sight he replied: Take a deep Second LookWarning:Papa this post is not meant for you, so please shut down your systemI somehow managed to get a confirmation ticket in Rockfort Express but the A/c never worked ..i was so disappointed that the moment the TTE came i gave him my ticket and put on my i pod and went to sleep...the magic happened then.. the train reached Tambaram some new family got into the compartment...this handsome hunk sat just opposite to me....how do i get up now? will he not think that I got up after seeing him. he gave such revolting smile that something inside me was breaking.. was that my ego?I never believed in Love at first Sight.. but I fell completely for this smarty...Sorry I cant reveal his name ...need to protect his identity...he might get thrashed up by other guys ... I got up as if i got disturbed from my sleep.. see there are times we cannot show what we feel...we gotta ma
What I did 2007-05-02 07:00:00 I never thought that this weekend i will go HOME... after a sleepy start on Saturday.. .got a ticket for the 3.00 pm KPN just managed to bathe and rush ....I had a long weekend.. to be more precise an extended weekend..my lil devil was waiting for me to land.. i know how much she loves me.. more than me my purse.. it inspires her ... My papa was very that i was home.. i told him that i was feeling lonely down there and made up my mind to come.. he still didnt get the clue...C'mon Dad.. if you are reading this please understand that am grown and you can get me married...We had been to Watch the movie Unnale Unnale... Nice movie isnt it? This movies has come like a spring.. After watching movies which justifies violence this one has come as a surprise...
Shattered Dreams....Saved Many Lives! 2007-05-08 07:29:00 One question that everyone of us would have come across in our early Age is, "what is your aim in life?". I had all of 13 doctors , 12 computer engineers another 10 of scientists, teachers and lawyers etc., in my class .This is one question which had made me think, squeeze my brains.. which i thought and i still think, that I have more! The only problem is, there is no intelligently organization to identify me and accommodate meI had a world on my own.. In that world i created many stories...If its to be called fantasy So be it...Nothing or No one could stop me from dreaming.. Especially My Phsics teacher.. Ask him how many times he had woke me up and asked me to wash my face...Even before APJ's asked us to dream, I always dreamt. On my way back to home from school, I will imagine all sorts of stories.. I will be everything in that right from saying Action, Cut, Packup... when i learnt about kiran bedi,I develped a story on a Serious Cop.. the list goes on...On what topic you wanna st Read more:Dreams
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An Interesting Forward 2007-05-07 12:28:00 I normally get lots and lots of forward mails .. this one was quite interesting.. Hop you all like it.A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous at the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.He proceeded to talk up a storm.Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.There are 10 commandments, not 12.There are 12 disciples, not 10.Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.When Dav Read more:Forward
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are 2007-05-04 12:47:00 I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.-- Lyndon B Johnson The thought that I am a girl gives me hell a lot of happiness. In this birth I could have well and good born as a monkey, an elephant or a rhino… why even a boy... Mark Twain says..Man - a figment of God's imaginationAh... Thank god am a girl.. I have a reason – for this I need to elaborate on the various happenings which happened before god made me. God after making human beings didn’t exactly what their need was. He was pained at the thought that he was unable to satisfy human needs. In order to know what any human being expects, he made a survey with the new parents who had boys... he asked them what kind of a girl would they expect for their baby boy… in unison their reply was… “We want a girl who is a girl. Then, by seeing her, my boy should be dumbstruck. She has to be too beautiful that she should be Onida...ie. neighbors’ envy, Owner’s pride …She Sho Read more:attack
MEN - I care a F#^K 2007-05-10 13:49:00 If you never want to see a man again, say,"I love you, I want to marry you". I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.- Rita Rudner.Men and Women are interdependent. If so, what is that I like in Men?If you ask me, the happiest people in the World are Men. Don't ask me whether it's the situation before marriage or after. Both Men & Women or either Happy or Married. What kind of a people are they? They value their car or bike more than anything. The garage is their place of worship. Car mechanics tell them the truth. They know the shortest route to any place. They don't have any difference of opinion between a chocolate and a snack. Either they chew or swallow.Offer free liquor then you are their Hero. For them, a bachelor's party is more Important than Wedding. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Even their wedding dress takes very minimal time to select. Though they are the cause of Pregnancies, they can never be preggy. Even if they have a huge belly, it hardly
Am Disturbed... 2007-05-10 06:21:00 Yes! Am extremely disturbed and petrified with the proceedings in our State. The reason for this is , one of the media houses of Sun Network has been burnt at Madurai. Because of some survey report. My mom, told me, why are you getting into blogging, it might land you up in trouble. Its my mistake I should have listened to her.Only recently have I started to Blog. How will a budding Writer.. ok ok.. Typer like me will feel secured? There is no security. I am actually trying to get the I.G's appointment. In a day day or two when I meet him, I will have to explain him and convince him to extend security to all the writers and bloggers.BTW, I should also write a mail to IndiBloggies, not to announce any awards or conduct poll. If in case by any chance I dont get nominated for the Best blogger of the year, am afraid what my fanatic readers would do?I also extend a plea to all my fanatic readers, dont get agitated if anything goes wrong. After all am not for awards, you see...
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