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Newton's Law of Motion Proved....! 2007-06-24 23:51:00 How far have you excelled in skool.. I dunno.. But how much i struggled to make up with Physics only I know... not to forget Dr. Rajagopal, my Physics Teacher in my Higher secondary... I was made to learn the Newton
s Law only in my 11th std. No. No.No. it was actually taught in 6th or 7th am not sure. Its that I dint have time to learn.. I was Bezeee man...!Well, if I have to say about my Hr. Sec yrs in Physics I will have to ensure that my Teacher doesn't read this! You see I don't like to boast off that I was the brightest star! Actually I stood first. To be more precise, it was from the reverse. He had a robust job in his hand. That is waking me without others noticing.Now after a loooooong time, I was made to remember the 3rd Law of Motion
. For you remembrance, the law states: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. As simple as it could be. One incident that happened yesterday made me think like a Physicist.By now you all know that am a goody goody! Yesterday
Is a title so essential? 2007-06-30 02:49:00 What if I were a Man?I was lead to this question because, my mom always says that I would have been better had I been a boy! That was when I used to climb coconut trees! She keeps on saying this till date!I have decided to speak up! Am certainly piqued! But one thing! My mom has made me think! What would be the consequences if I had been born as a boy! Age 4-6 I would have been dressed like a girl and would be photographed… I would definitely be the cynosure of all eyes! Age 6- 10 Whatever mischief am up to, I would have been forgiven…and would be the most adorable kid I would have missed all those colorful dress girls wear All I would have had is Shorts and a small T!Age 10-15 I can have a fight with my younger sister, even if she is right, I could still have the last laugh! I would be advised or forcibly kept away from girls with whom I had played till then! I would have preferred playing football than cricket! I would have never been able to understand the period
You tell Me 2007-07-05 04:08:00 All those patrons those who are silent readers ...( Dilip , Binesh its about you am saying) Lemme me know what kind of a stuff you would like to read... Those who were so fast than yours truly honey bee, to drop in a comment, why don't you first click on the poll? At least I would know what you want!Ooooops! Never thought writing a post would be this difficult? Here you go... Click so that I would knowWhat do you want Bee to Write?Bee Flirt StoriesBee @ WorkSomething Serious and MeaningfulOcassionally Serious Stuff pollcode.com free polls
In the process of becoming a/an - II 2007-07-04 04:25:00 To be an artiste one needs more support and guidance. That's why, I decided to meet the alumni…..You don’t understand a word? (Normally it happens if you read my post regularly…) Then you have missed what I said yesterday….So Read this First… As the alumni wanted me to keep them anonymous, here am just giving you their First Letter in their Respective names! Ms. A, Alumni, School of Arts (SoA) : So Bee, tell us what are all your problems ? Me: Problem is, sir has asked me to draw a straight line… Am just baffled and perturbed… how do I draw a line? Mr. P: That’s simple bee dear! (He is one another alumni) Me: Is it? Can you draw one for me and show… Mr. P: Fine. Let me explain, take a small piece of thread and hold it; do you see a line here? Me: Yes. Oh! Ok… I see a line... You are making it sound so simple; Mr. P: Now place them on the surface you plan to draw; place it in such a way that the two ends meet face to face; Ok. Now take your Pencil and draw
In the process of becoming a/an 2007-07-03 01:16:00 Right from my childhood I have always wanted to be an artiste. Getting Noticed, Appreciated, giving interviews, making big money and selling my creations. Don’t you dare think that I have wanted to be an actor. I have never wanted to give Aishwarya Rai the run for her money or fame….I have not even considered her to be my competition!I mean I want to become a painter. If not a Michelangelo, can I at least not become one like M.F.Hussein? I have decided. I have joined painting class…Being an artiste is not all that easy. There are some tasks such as color mixing, choosing the surface, using the right brush; all these things just baffle the Bee Brain! You don't know how many times I've put the canvas in the trash. Every time my master comes near to check, I always make it a point to keep my canvas as clean as I could.Now that I have joined and have told you guys I should also keep up to your expectations as well! Since I go straight to class (obviously taking turns whenever and w
Not a forward 2007-07-02 03:50:00 This is not a forward: Gere-Shilpa kissing controversy has died. I read an interesting column of Melvin Durai ( Get linked - He is in my blog roll!)...This guy is just amamzing! Have Fun reading this
Am Reading 2007-07-07 02:05:00 Chackoo.. this is how we call her.... She is 20 yrs old and doing her UG. Nothing wrong! But what troubles me is this. She says she is in Love! There is this guy who comes and meets her regularly, takes her out, gifts her occasionally....Then there is another girl.. she is Mony... She is doing her P.G. she is going to get engaged in a couple of weeks. She is 22 yrs old.There are so many girls living in the same hostel as I am. Every day I see someone or the other going and coming in with their chosen partner! What world is this? Isn't there one single person in this world to fall madly in love with me? To Flatter Me, Gift Me huh!!! Very Bad eh! Is there no one to understand the heart of this Humble Bee! Gosh! I have been repeatedly saying this to my dad and mom...Now don't ask what is the link between the title Am reading and this Post? Am just unable to bear all these collaborations happening right in front of Me! All I have is a little heart... a really small one.. but no one to s Read more:Reading
I dont wanna be Exposed! 2007-07-06 01:26:00 It has never occurred to me for once how hard it would be for Ash, SRK, Big B or Tom Cruise and Jolie.... Am speaking about the difficulties in being what they are..All of my friends whom have spoken or mailed are trying to mollify... Its because am angry and upset...Am upset at being exposed.. all my efforts to keep my identity sealed has gone in vain...When i started going to drawing class and after my meeting with the alumni, i never thought that I would have to undergo this...All I have done is, I have a blog to write and have decided to own a boutique! Thats it! it sounds simple! It isn't as simple as it sounds...All these days i was just one another passerby and the posts which i write has given me some unexpected and unwarranted limelight...! I agree! Initially, I have even found it amusing when people called up or write to me just to hear me or receive a mail from me...I have heard that Paparazzi and attention seekers do something unbelievable ....there are some crazy people Read more:wanna
Home Alone - Its tough! 2007-07-13 02:11:00 A man carrying a big dark blue bag, traveling in his dappa Splendor or a Hero Honda….during the busy hours… have you seen someone like that? Let me give you some more clues. He mostly wears a plain light yellow shirt or a sky blue shirt with a not at all matching brown pant or a dark navy blue pant wearing the ugliest of all ties….. Yes... Am speaking about the Eureka Forbes Man who dutifully does this everyday I was driving to office this morning. I saw this guy after a long time. During my innocent days (!), I always thought that the best job on earth is selling Vacuum Cleaner. You don’t need to go to office. You can all along travel in your bike. The company pays your petrol bills. You can go to a theatre whenever you want to! Isn’t that a great thought? What made me Yuck is you got to go and clean some one else’s house for a living. While I was enjoying my summer holidays at my nanny’s place, one evening he came home. He demonstrated how this cleaner could clea Read more:Home Alone
Have you been caught? 2007-07-12 03:54:00 Have you ever got caught by your mom or dad? My mom always spied me during my school days. For her reaching the sky was easier than making me sit. She even used to check my back to check if something called Tail has started to grow.I was sitting there. Thinking of ways on how to change the World. It was a cool evening. I had exams the next day. As per the norms I had the book with me. Suddenly this happened. You all know that I don’t like to eaves drop, but I happen to hear things incidentally or accidentally… She: Why did you call home? He: No dear I just wanted to hear you… She: Thank God you cut the phone. He: Did you have any problems at home Darling? She: Yeah! But somehow I managed it… For heavens sake don’t call up. We would be caught. He: Anyhow, they will come to know. Look we are grown ups. Why don’t you speak to your dad? She: If so, why don’t you speak to your dad? He: C’mon dear. I can manage my family. They started to have an argument. As a
Jogging Good or Bad? 2007-07-11 07:49:00 Do you go for an early morning Jog daily? Do you remember the 1st time you went? It was way back in 1996. I had just completed my 12th Board Exam. C’mon stop calculating how old I would be now! Am just 23 yrs yaar! Even the prev. year I was of same age and next year also I would retain this. The issue here is no one should ever think that Bee lies. Well coming back to the topic, I didn’t know what to do then. One thing I made it clear with my Dad that I will not be writing Engg. Entrance. How would I? All I wanted to, was to become a Good House Wife! Yes! Even then I was the same! One fine evening Ms. Tun- Tun (identity sealed!) came to my house. She invited me to join her in the ritual which she does to become slim and good looking like me! As it is I had no work and enough time, I joined her. I got my track suit, the shoes ready. I asked my mom if she could prepare sweet lime juice and give it. Ahem! She declined. Early morning at around 5.00 am she came and woke me. The Read more:Jogging
The Disaster! 2007-07-10 01:04:00 I was in my home for the weekend. My dad after going thru my blog felt it’s the time for him to speak it up or is it with me? Ok. Something. We spoke for nearly 1hr. At first when he drove me to beach, I never knew what was in store for me! As we sat down, the first thing I enjoyed was the cool breeze. I, at that point never knew that I would be sweating later! Even as I type down this I hesitate but cannot resist the temptation to share with you. Lemme introduce my dad to you. He is a Central Govt. Employee. A good citizen. An avid reader. But I never knew that he is a fan of Bruce Cameron! I never thought that this columnist could dampen my life. Dad: Bee, my child. I understand your plight of not getting married still. I have been going thru your blog. You seem to be much worried about your single status. (Me: C’mon dad, I was just expecting this. God! The blog has at last started to work in my favour) Dad: Have you heard about the 8 Simple Rules of Dating my Teenag Read more:Disaster
Coooooooool 2007-07-16 03:24:00 The Pics Speak...Does it need any other explanation?
You dont know what I did yesterday! 2007-07-18 01:34:00 Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me... Gotcha… - AnonymousSo do I.I don’t have any other thing to do. Santosh is asking me not to think. God! But I have a problem. You all know that I live in my work city, in a hostel. I share my room with one another girl. A fussy one. Some how she manages to irritate me. For the past one week I have been thinking and rethinking on what I could do to confuse her…This is what I did yesterday. (Vigneswaralu, try this... it could be useful for you too!)I left the room at 7.30 pm and was sitting in one another room till 10pm. When I got back to my room, she was in deep sleep. Somewhere around 1 .00 a.m. I nudged her, quite enough to stir her from her sleep. I pretended to talk and started to walk in sleep. The next day morning, she was asking me to see a good doctor. I asked her what my problem was. She: Why don’t you see a good doc? I saw you walking and going to the terrace. Me: You are speaking about me is it?She: Yeah!
This is 76 2007-07-18 00:57:00 For once I am letting the 2 pics speak for itself...I also recieved another mail from Vigneswaralu. It was when the visitors counter reached 1234 with him....yuck! my brain didn't work then
What do I do? 2007-07-17 06:26:00 Look here mates, I wanna write something today. I was thinking on what to write. But this was going inside my mind.Me: Ha.. what to write today?My Good Mind ( MGM): Huh- let me see if i can help you. My Bad Mind ( MBM) : Bee, you are no Salman Rushdie or Mario Puzo. Me: Ayyo! am unable to think on any topic. Shall i skip today?MGM: Look, you have started writing. Don't stop it.MBM: For once, the reading community is saved. Pls. Pls. Pls stop it.Me: Can I write about food?MGM: Thats a good Idea. See you have now decided on a theme.MBM: Why not you also write about the first time you drank.....?puuuuupp( this is the sound of bad mind's laugh) ... that would be one great thing!Me: Oops! am confused!MGM: Cmon dear. Listen to what your brain has to say. Not by your heart.MBM: Brains! what is that? Me: Nope! I can't do it today. May be tomorrow. MGM: OK dear! Take rest. Think well. You still have it in you.MBM: Appada.. Sigh! this is the best decision of all you have done today.Anyway, if
How did I manage?!? 2007-07-20 03:54:00 You know, I am typing this not seated in my seat. I am now on the top of my desk behind the monitor with the keyboard and mouse positioned safely. BTW have you ever thought the desktop background could go upside down? The creative person in me was trying to do something and everything went topsy turvy….Actually I was trying to create a cartoon of myself. Oops! Now I am a live walking/talking/eating sleeping cartoon here at my office. As usual I was left clueless. I didn’t know what I did. Neither do I know how to correct it. I called my Sys Admin. You should have seen the look in his eye. I went to the ladies room and had a good laugh...some of my colleagues even started congratulating me that for once he is going to do some work! S.A.: Bee, what on earth did you do? Me: Had I know, would I call you in the first place? S.A: Only you…I repeat it could only be you who could do this sort of a thing. Me: Think from the other side. He was standing opposite to me. He cam
All I have to do now is ...Talk to a Machine 2007-07-19 01:49:00 AM researching to know more about Answering Machine
s. My quest to know about AM has gone high, ever since my company offered to place an answering machine for me! The concept of AM confuses me. If AM ’s are meant to answer for us, how will it identify the questions? Well, even if we take they could understand, are there any evaluation process for this? If they could answer, I want to ask my dad, why he didn’t think of gifting me when I was in Need. That is when, I was writing my Accounts paper successfully unsuccessful for the 11th time.Unlike you all, I tend to clear my queries then and there. I went to my boss cabin and asked him. He was appalled. HE wanted to know whether am in any kind of a pressure getting a new machine.Later, my boss called up and asked me to prepare a message for the AM. I really wonder what type of people would call me! What will anyone have to speak with me? I asked my mom, why she has limited the no. of calls she does to me. My mom says, she is at a loss
Some Cartoons for the day.... 2007-07-23 01:39:00 I still have 4 more days for Saturday... Understand Yaar.. its the Weekend Hang! Till I warm up, Enjoy these....and one more....You should also understand that am working a lot these days! Don't you all think that Bee deserves a BREAK?MGM: Bee dear, You had rest for 2 full days. You need to start. C'mon be active!MBM: What do you think you are doing at Office? Working? Don't joke.Me: Enough! Enough of you both speaking. Come only when called! Now both of you get inside....If you dont understand what an MBM and an MGM is its just that you haven't read this Read more:Cartoons
Does iT matter? 2007-07-26 00:36:00 We were traveling in a two wheeler and I was the driver. We were actually crossing a town and we were going to Madurai from a nearby village. All we managed to sneak was that stupid two wheeler. its the fastest 2 wheeler I have ever driven. It ran at a speed of 20 kms per hour. We still managed to drive for we both had something very important to be purchased. That was when the trouble started. Nobody offended me. The villain is the person who was traveling with me then! HE is my Uncle. Right from the moment we started from home, the man behind was not calm… We went to a shopping mall. I saw a women smiling at him! He too smiled back! I thought he knew her! Suddenly he was gone. He was speaking to few girls and they were all having a good laugh! I knew by the look he was not discussing anything seriously with those girls. But he was looking somewhere. I asked him what was doing! HE pointed at some one there and said, don’t look at her immediately! Turn slowly and watch her. Read more:matter
Adieu! to you Sir...We love you 2007-07-25 00:06:00 He was called as the SMS President by a left politician. Yes. He is right. When the so called MP's and MLA's elected by us, the people, failed to see his vision, politicians who wanted a rubber stamp for them he is an SMS President. For he was the only choice by all good thinking Indians who want to live in a developed India.Only you could leave the highest post with 2 small suitcases!Adieu to you Sir. We as Indian will miss seeing you, addressing us, from the Rasthrapathi Bhavan. We know for sure, that you will still be communicating to us and would continue to ignite the young minds wherever you go.Here is what he said in his last televised speech as the PRESIDENT OF our great INDIA!.Also, read this to know what Rajdeep Sardesai has to say about this beloved man.Welcome to Chennai Sir! We are Happy to have you back!Note:This is his website. Dunno how long this would be active.
My mind not only wanders 2007-07-24 01:40:00 , sometimes it leaves completely. A question for all of you before you could go ahead reading this POST!What do you call a Greek girl who runs away from her home? Have you ever had the chance of traveling in a passenger train? It was my dream. I went to the railway station, took a ticket. Boarded the train and sat comfortably near the window. When I sat, the kid in the next bay was yelling. Before starting, I asked my Room Mate Me: Do you wish to join me KS? I am going on an expedition. KS: With you? She is quite apprehensive of me. Can’t help it? Me: Would you? You could actually have a great time. Whadya say? KS: ………………………… (Sorry, I cannot divulge what she said) So, there I was enjoying the slight drizzle and the cool breeze. There was also a kid and his MOM calm and quite unlike the other in the next bay. HE was speaking to his mom in a gentle monotone. Mamma, that guy broke my dolly. See here! It’s been a long time since I saw 2 women
If this is restricted.... 2007-07-24 00:55:00 I was sent a link by one good minded person to rate my Blog! You would now want to know why my blog is Restricted. Isn't it?The reason is this:This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words: death (7x)dead (4x)hell (2x)rape (1x)When did I ever write about Rape? Huh! What to they mean my Parental Guidance!
Smile A While! 2007-07-27 23:49:00 Am at Home! Ooooopppppps! Too many things to Eat.. and very little time to Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!.. AM planning to see Die Hard. Dunno if Bruce Willis is lucky today! Well more updates on Monday! Till then Just Enjoy this Pic! Read more:Smile
Reflections: Feminism! 2007-07-27 03:10:00 The other day I was reading this post by Mad Momma. Her writings are usually about her children and she is into serious writing unlike mine – Stupid Writing. Never have I thought that I would one day start thinking! ( if you have clicked that link, read the Die Hard Portion) So what is this Post all about? It’s about MEN. Now stop thinking its one another failed flirt story of this poor bee! This post is about those Men who are becoming more fashionable than ever. And some more tips to make them LOVELY! Blame it on Abhishek who has grown his hair and wears a band! Or Blame it on Vijayakanth and Vadivelu for their openness in wearing lipstick. In the contest of looking more gorgeous, sexy fashionable AB is being closely followed by SRK. Ahem! Vijayakanth and Vadivelu still cannot beat the man who mastered in Lipsticks. It’s none other than our Village James Bond Ramarajan. Look at the pic above: S.J Suryah is known to give a tough time to all ladies around! Stop Being Cro Read more:Reflections
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I was followed ! 2007-07-31 03:13:00 Have you ever been to Spencer Plaza on a Working Day? I went. It was more crowded than on weekends. Well, I was nibbling around landmark. I spent close to 3 hrs. Was trying to buy a good book. Only condition was the pricing should not exceed Rs, 100/-. I finally landed up buying Thirukural and My Experiments with Truth both were priced at Rs. 100/- and Rs.30/- respectively. Next to that was Monica’s Story. Ms. Lewinsky’s book about Clinton. Whoops! It was my Petrol Bill for a Month. Rs. 1000/-! I asked the counter staff if he could give me a discount of Rs. 30/- on one book. You see, my budget is exceeding. He denied. He held a board: “All the books here are charged. No DISCOUNTS. Nothing is FREE.” Stupid guy.After 3 hrs. I was pretty tired. I finally decided to pay. I was standing in a queue. There were many and almost every other person had a HP! I was cursing the likes of Vigneswaralu under my breath for being so mad! Ah! I felt that somebody was following me! I was damn su
Do you like Tennis? 2007-07-30 07:03:00 Are you a Fan of Anna Kournikova?She hits the ball well, Anna Kournikova does, not that anyone really notices. When fans describe her as the "hottest" player on the professional tennis circuit, they're not talking about her serves. They're talking about her curves. When the 20-year-old Russian is playing, the stands are packed with young men -- and only a few are watching tennis. The rest are keeping their eyes on Anna and her body, the reason so many American men are glad the Cold War is over. Some fans have no idea who's on the other side of the net, for they'd rather not move their binoculars. They couldn't care less if Anna's playing Venus Williams, Serena Williams or Robin Williams. Am yet to return back to my Work City. I would be there tomorrow. Well, if you dont understand anything, its that am yet to write my own post for the day. TO continue reading more on Anna Kournikova, click Here. Read more:Tennis
I am not George Bush! 2007-08-01 04:45:00 Have you ever written an imposition? Yes! The ones the teachers force us to do for not listening in the class? I remember it’s still as fresh as the coffee my mom gives me at 6 am. I called my mom this morning. She said my College Principal had been there, (with whom she had become very friendly, reason: Invariably, this Poor Bee). She had been there to invite us for her son’s wedding. She was the one who gave me a set of rules and made me write 50 times. When the whole world gives the syllabus subject as imposition, she was the only different woman. My dad had preserved almost all the imposition I have done in School. He has also got the last one I did in my college. He has them all to show to his unborn grand children!(IF you still have me around, all these will follow me to my grave.) This imposition she made me write when I was in the 5th Semester. Not without a reason. I was late to college as usual. This time, I got caught by her. She liked me. But, she always used to h Read more:George
What do I do Now? 2007-08-03 01:33:00 I have been trying and trying... Trying, trying and trying... ever since I started blogging... It is that yaar... The one that Scribbler has got! The one that Abru has got… every time I try, I land up miserably….I have lost my patience… I even sort the blogger help... It didn’t work out... Now without any help... I seek your all of your help…probably whoever can help me… For the help rendered, you will be rewarded. Guess what the reward would be... A Big Thanx…!!! Now tell me... Oh! Haven’t told you what I want is it? Or are you still putting up a show that you don’t understand…? Even if you haven’t understood that, I would call you a dumb head or an empty head... Coz I know the help that am asking does not need too much of brains.. Other than that I also know that those who read this column, doesn’t have the so called kidney err… the BRAIN inside… If I consider you all to be empty headed and brainless what am I …? Why am I not able to help my self..?!
What do you have to give me now? 2007-08-08 00:15:00 One of my friend has given me an exercise . She had a series of Questions with her hoping to get an answer from me!!!! I was pestering her for a good title to write...I never thought she would use this chance to dig me out... Not even the school question papers have made me wonder and think… Here is to you dear KS (yes! My room mate!!!) If I give you Rs. 1, 00,000/- and ask you to eat the food our Hostel Warden cooks? Ask me to die. I would do it. Don’t insult me. Rs. 1, 00,000/-, would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street Oh! God! I have done that. I never knew people would get paid for this. I have even danced in the road and cried and made a lot of fuss over everything. I was about 2 yrs. old then…. Rs.100, would you kiss another girl?Arrey… I have done this many a times yaar…Ask my sis….Aaaaaarrrrrrrgh... Do you mean lipology Kiss? Hmmm… gotta think.. Don’t you feel Rs. 100/- is too low…??? Rs. 1000/-, would you spend a night insi
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