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Jam Jam Jammy 2007-05-14 09:46:00 This blog is dedicating a special Post for the One and Only Jammy. If you love fun, if you like reading funny things... don't forget to read the if's in Jammy's blog. India's Most funniest Blogger is now on his way to Publish a book. This am sure will be more popular than the blog. Please click on the links that I Read and have a laughter blastAfter learning on his good news, I felt it will be worth only if I wish hime in Person. It will not be nice if I don't tell you what happened on my way when I went to wish him in Person. Yeah! I was trying to catch up with him at his office. Where he says he is working as a Pin up boy. On my way, I actually stumbled upon a Cop.A She cop. Had it been an He Cop, we girls know how to make an easy way out. My car was spotted and stopped. I was whisked from the main road to a tree shade and questionedShe Cop: What's your name?Me: Honey Bee..She Cop: Oh ! that sulking person who likes to speak to bricks?Me: He...He...He... Yes..She Cop: OH God! O
One Evening at my office.. 2007-05-17 10:37:00 It’s been a long time since I took leave. So, 2 days back I decided to take a leave. The saddest part of this is, the work gets back logged and I had to finish the work. So, yesterday I extended my working hours till 7+1 pm. The work load was quite heavy. Don’t ask me how heavy it was, for the house keeping boys, carry heavy things for us. Have you ever wondered why they are called as house keepers when they are actually office
keepers?The office wore a deserted look.There was none in the office but for me and the security. That was what I thought. There was one another person. The Production Department Chief. He came across. I just hate this guy. Thankfully I don't report to him. He is worse than my boss.Pr. Boss: So, Bee, you missed office yesterday!Me: No. Not a Bit. Actually I was happy.After this he wanted to know if I could join him for a coffee. I agreed. Thankfully, he got a call on his mobile he went. I was standing near the Pantry door. I normally don’t eaves drop. I h
When Bee was asked to prove her numeric ability 2007-05-15 13:47:00 I bought a 2 wheeler when i started working.Everyone near and far, whom i see and who I mail.. i gave them this big news of mine. In unison everybody asked me take a liesense test. And I was told to have that in my wallet always.I obliged. But ever since I took the liesense, I never carried it along with me.For 2 reasons1. English is the bestest language I know. And with that knowledge I tell you the spelling should be liesense and not license. 2. Moreover, I just couldnt understand why I should lie about my sense to some government staff? Why should i get his approval about my senses? For all my senses are workng properly.This is what happened at the RTO. There was such a huge crowd. I was astonished, for I didn't know that I had that many fans. Those fans where showing their driving abilites to some man. Maybe they all didn't do well. On their way back, they wished me good luck. When my turn came, he asked me to write a numerical using my vehicle. My numerologist has asked me neve Read more:ability
One Eve. at My Office - Contd. 2007-05-19 06:57:00 Wat to say. I was just standing still after hearing them moan unable to decide whether to barge in or not. I just then turned to my left and noticed the Pr. Chief. If you dont understand any of this. Read thisHe is a heavy man with a big belly.Whenever I see him walking I always pity his belt. If only it had mouth...!Ok. Coming back to the incident.Pr.Chief: Had your coffee.Me: No. Just waiting for you. Pr. Chief: Sorry. Got an important call. Gotta Go! (He was perspiring. Should be his Wife.) Me: Ok. Not a Problem. You just carry on. ( He is already carrying. isn't he?) Pr. Chief: Bee, check if this cover is for you. The name is obliterated.Me:No. It cannot be. My name is Honey Bee.With this he went off. At last I got rid of him. I wanted to go and ask them What the F#*k is happening? What if he says, Yeah. We are. I wanted to avoid the embarrassment.What should I do if they say that they were into this? Should I shout at them? Or should I take action against them? I know for sure th
Ahh... another hectic day... 2007-05-23 05:18:00 Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?Yours truly Honey Bee is in this state today... I should have never spoken to the doc like that. Sigh! Am too sleepy... From the moment I stepped in to my office this is how I am? It takes the hell out of me to put awake. The problem is I don't have work today. Any other day I would have taken a sip of coffee. A sip means 2 to 3 portions of coffee from a small coffee jar which is just 30 cms high. But today if I am to take it, I'd be sick all over my desk, I've got the freedom to work at my own pace here. There are no issues, as long as my work gets done. So this is what I've been doing from morning:1. Checked Mails. Strictly Personal2. Plugged my Frontech and Listened to music. (Incidentally, my boss came over at that time. I kept my face so serious..he thought that am working on the new audio files project. Bet you.. my next appraisal is sealed)3. Spent some useful time at Pantry. ( how could i afford to miss 2 days gossip?)4.
Bee is Sick 2007-05-21 23:33:00 The heat waves are rising so high day by day that yours truly Honey Bee is Sick. Am sick still, even after meeting the doc. I have a running Nose. I have some serious doubts. Dont tell me then I gotta get admitted! How can one have Running Nose, when the nose is there in the same place? Well, due to the excess heat I now have a nose that is there in my face which is drooling. This weekend I had been to home only there I got this cold. We went to my family doctor. I met him after a long time. I have never felt comfortable in a clinic. The sound of the fan, the smell of the floor cleaner... and seeing people who arent healthy...And above all the Injection.It makes my skin crawl...Our appointment time came and we went in.He is Dr. Chenni. Have you ever heard or seen people with this name? He is a different character.I hate him. I will never marry a doctor. He always make a call when I get in.Me: Ammaa, see his head. He is gone totally bald.Ma: Ssshh.. Dont open your mouth. He might hear.M
Being Bee 2007-05-26 02:38:00 Have you heard about the Spelling Bee contest? When I was forwarded this information my joys knew no limits. However high am being regarded, the organisers should have actually spoken to me before deciding to conduct a National level contest in U.S.of A. I even checked with the lawyers if I could sue them? But was asked to put down the idea!With all options closed I called up my friend Billy. We spoke for about 30 mins.Me: HI, Is Billy there?Ms. X: May I know who you are? Me: Tell him its Bee. Honey Bee. From India.Ms. X.: Hey Bee! How are you dear. Tis me, Linda.Me: Oh hai! Gotta spk. to billy. Could you put me thru'?( She yells for him, I heard him running down the stairs to pick my call. He hasnt changed a bit.)After initial inquiries on mutual welfare.. I put across my doubts Billy: Haan... I had always wanted to help you. You were instrumental in my upcoming. But am afraid that you have been guided wrong. Spelling Bee is a not a contest on your name. Its not spelling B.E.E.Here
History .... 2007-05-25 02:47:00 What on Earth does our school books teach us? If you take a close look at this pic, you will understand how much has been missed! :) Read more:History
Bee An (the) Eater 2007-05-24 05:42:00 Food.Food. Food. This is the only reason why you and I are running around. Incidetally, its the only thing for which we will say enough. I love food. Good Food. A good food is something which by its aroma has to give you the hunger. Ossssh! What happened to me? I think the topic is getting serious. But why is it I am so much in love with eating? Could be the effect of good times spent in hostel eating bad food.One of my favourite food is Idli. If you are a Idli hater, then it means you havent had the chance to get the rite one. Take Hot plumpy steamed soft idlis say 4 nos. lay them in a plaintain leaf. Idlis should be cooked in such a way that if you take one idli & hold it should crumple to the size of one mouth full. Most important thing is it has to be white. If you like to add more taste to it, pour gingelly oil on top. Thats it with idlis. Now coming to the side dishes that go well with this: First and Foremost is the coconut chutney. Haan! the making of this has to be like this
The New Add on's that I carry 2007-05-30 00:14:00 After breaking my brains ( Yes! I have brains - I use it occassionally) for 2 days on what to write...Now I have got something to Show Off.. First is the Helmet - The act of buying the Helmet shows that yours truly Honey Bee is a law abiding citizen ! :) ( Is it true that the fine is Rs. 100/- if you get caught in one signal and from there on if you get caught its Rs. 300/-?)I have other doubts. My father has told me, "In Doubt, Ask." Can anyone explain me the reason behind caling Helmets Helmet? For me, the name reminds Lord Yama... If hell could be met by wearing this, why should we wear it at all? WHy not call it Head cover?!?The Next one is my Mobile. I dumped my previous one for this..This is Nokia's 6275 the new CDMA model. It has all the features I feel essntial. Now am on the lookout for a protective cover for this- A crystal case. The whole of last weekend I roamed T.Nagar and Pondy Bazaar for this. No Gains.That mentos - I didnt buy. Anyway I ate it.
Why Not?!? :) 2007-05-31 05:16:00 I have always known and the under lying fact about me is am an unpolished charcoal. Had I been in proper hands I would have been the most precious Diamond in this Universe. The whole world is now looking at India and its growth.I have my best laid plans to make the whole planet turn towards us. All of us are speaking about Kam-poo-ter-iza-shun! But has anyone given serious thoughts to it? I tell you, NO. How far has this Kam-poo-ter-iza-shun entered into our homes and in day to day activities? I would say its just 1 %.The need to change the system occurred to me this morning while i was formatting & recycling my biological system. ( Pls. read it once more if you dont understand! :). The new tek-nol-agy has to have special features. For instance, the remote connected to our home kam-poo-ter should do basic activities at home. Likely, if i Press C - Our home should be cleant. the vacuum cleaner should be remote operated. It has to start on its own, clean, dust and empty the dust bin. Lik
June 1st 2007 2007-06-05 00:09:00 After reading my post on Helmet one of my ardent fan ( Shiva pls. forgive me for this!) sent me this pic taken in Chennai on June1st around 9.30 am. Also read mail he had sent in the below post
Fan Mail - 2 2007-06-05 00:01:00 That Ms. Bee was busy was the reason for her silence. This wasn't accepted by one of her ardent regular reader and Fan!Excerpts from his mail is belowDear Bee,I am a regular reader of your blog. I have never commented on your posts. ( Whats there to comment? ) I write now because you have not posted for the past 5 days and am seriously looking at a new post. It goes with a reason.Whenever I feel very disgusted and feel my brains are not working I go to your blog. Well dont' mistake that I get refreshed by reading all those .....( I have censored certain lines); By reading your post I feel more elated about myself, 'cos I have always thought I am the most foolish one and that I dont have brains. You have always proved me wrong. Your blog makes me wonder how could a person be without Brains at all! How do you feel to walk empty headed? Well, am trying to reach the Discovery Channel and NGC to tell about you. I was told that both the channels are looking at airing different Species! O
To be(e) or not to be(e) but its not about Pee! 2007-06-07 03:24:00 Each of us are in one state or the other… Shucks man... Am not speaking about Tamilnadu, Andhra, Kerala…and certainly not solid, liquid and gas state..Its about the state of mind…I am in 3 succinct state of mind... Yes ... Yours truly Honey Bee has Mind.Best State:Honey Bee is back from her brief hiatus, which makes her happy. Do yourself a favor and watch out for more interesting reads here.My best friend has given birth to a baby girl. To cool of this hotty hot summer I had a Tub of Ice cream. Worse State:I paid for the Ice-creamI have a load of dresses to be washed for this Sunday.I am expecting all my readers ( phew! Do I have Any?) to click me as your favorite in Technorati! I will be missing the movie Oceans 13.My map loco shows readers from across the World. But I am left with No Comments. Hypothetically speaking, No one reads this blog. ( Sigh! Am I wasting my time ?!? )Everyone around me is getting engaged, married or on their family way. Even after declaring that am Sin
Golden Leg 2007-06-11 06:54:00 Dunno how much you all like Ronaldinho. If you arent an avid football lover, just watch this display by Ronaldinho. You will fall in Love with this guy.I enjoyed Watching him. Didn't You? Read more:Golden
Khusi muthlab Kushwanth Singh 2007-06-11 06:38:00 As Bee is bit occupied with her work.. enjoy reading her favourite from her favourite Kushwanth Singh
The Indian and Cuban labour ministers were in the midst of a meeting.Cuban labour minister: 'Labour problems in our nation produce hundreds of types of tensions for me.'Indian labour minister: 'That's nothing. Labour problems in our nation produce 50,000 babies every day.'A disciple went to his Guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The Guru advised, 'Take a mala (rosary) and go up into the Himalayas and meditate.' The disciple went away.Several months later, the Guru paid him a visit and asked, 'How do you like it up here in the snows?''Just fine,' replied the disciple.'And what about the weather? Don't you freeze?''As long as I have my mala and my chillum (bowl full of tobacco), I don't care how cold it is.'I am glad to hear it. Can I also have a chillum for myself right now,' asked the Guru, shivering with cold.'Why not!' said the disciple. 'Mala! Would yo
Am getting diturbed? Is that what you call love? 2007-06-09 00:55:00 I contemplated suicide again - this time by inhaling next to an insurance salesman.-Woody AllenYou all know by now that I am living on my own at my Work city. Well, the monsoon has just started. And we had showers yesterday. I love playing in rain and mom allows that too.. . Every one used to tell her not to allow children to play in rainTill one day i heard her reply I didn't know why she allowed.This is what happened then ( when I was say 12 or 13 yrs old) Mrs. X: Think you like rain a lotMy Mom: Yes. Every one likes rain.Mrs. X : But why should you allow your kids to play in rain? Wont they get affected.My Mom: You are right. Had it been the younger one I would not have let her play. But its Bee, thats why I let her....(Mrs . X was bit annoyed ... Even I was bit taken how could my mother not own me!?)Mrs. X : Why is it so?My mom: Well, I just want her to bathe properly.Now as I lay back thinking of that horrible discovery my mom made about me ... I felt him. I sensed his strong ur
Lkie I hvae a Porlbem... 2007-06-14 04:59:00 Problems Problems Problems.. the probability of Bee getting into some kind of a problem is becoming more.. it is inversely proportional to the rate of transfer of money from her bank account and directly proportional to her becoming poor...Well, if you dont understand a bit of what am trying to say its either because you dont know mathematical terms or its me who simply doesn't know the meaning of it. In simple terms what am trying to say is I have got a problem. When I try to find a solution the money is fast reducing from my bank account.Well when I say problems,a m not speaking about Differential Equations or Calculus or Vectors which we ...sorry you all studied in some class....Am speaking about the problem which am facing at the moment. Once again you are sadly mistaken. When I say am facing, I didn't mean that I was standing in front of a mirror. I normally don't look at mirrors. I just cant afford buying new ones every time it breaks.Does anyone know why the mirrors break aut
What wrong did I do? 2007-06-12 06:03:00 I always consider photos to be the best way to preserve the sweet/sour/hot/bitter (or whichever taste you like) memories. But in no instance have I troubled others by thrusting my album in their hands. Reason 1. I don't like unnecessary publicity.2. Am very good looking (in the dark) and my exact beauty doesn't reflect in the photos. My mom says Am not photogenic.Last week my brothers friend had been here from the U.S.of A. My bro called up asking me to help his friend. He was here on a personal visit to my work city for 2 days. The amount of pics he had with him ... My ...My... in the customs they would've charged them for extra luggage. More to it, his wife came and sat near me and started explaining them. I dunno why, but I wasnt able to get along well with these guys.Bee, this was taken at the Disney Land...Look at this, this was when we had been to Niagara. This is our Car. You know she is Mrs. XYZ.... my neighbour from Italy. She gave me a wonderful memorablia on her return fr
ITs Weekend Man 2007-06-16 04:56:00 Got several plans to do for this weekend. As usual I have got loads of clothes to be washed, dried,folded and later on to be pressed.Well, surpassing all this is that I am caught up with the latest fewer that has caught the entire Tamil Nadu. OK for all those of you who make guesses ...sorry i cannot give you anything.. I will buy a tub of Ice cream and treat myself on your behalf...Well this Dynç Gün is so special for me... Oh let me not elaborate further I have got few Tickets for Sivaji and am gonna watch it !!!!!!!!! Hope to post some photos of all those gala happening in the theatre.. Read more:Weekend
Bee on the move 2007-06-15 02:04:00 AM MOVING.. Yes the time has come for me to move from there to here....Its the time for me to show my loyalty...It has taken such a long time for me to decide about this transition. It goes with a reason. Its because I have been with that Identity for almost 8 years now. Its gonna be different from now on... The move is not seeking greener pastures...I thought the time has come...I gotta live with the change. Request you all to wish me a happy and long stay here...I request you to stay in touch.. huh.. mean keep writing to me... Well if you still couldnt understand what am trying to say then in simple terms I meant to say: Am moving from Yahoo! to GMail. Those of you who had not had the guts to jot down your comments in the comments section, those of you who had troubles in shouting at me in the public You can all now write to me at honeybeesleeps@gmail.comBye! Bye! Yahoo! and Thank You GMail...
Be Smart.... 2007-06-15 01:39:00 What is the difference between being a Hard Worker and a Smart
Worker. I duno.. But I have decided to be Smart. No. NO. its Smorty...Fellow bloggers, like you I started the blog only to jab about anything and everything.. But here at Smorty you are gonna earn as you blog. ( Could you see the link at the Left Hand side Corner of the blog...? Yeah thats it...In short:Smorty is a service connecting advertisers with bloggers. Advertisers can pay bloggers to write opinion posts with links back to the advertisers site. Please write your opinion on Smorty's services and try to include some of the following keywords in addition to the anchor texts provided. Get paid to blog, get paid for blogging, blog advertising, advertise on blogs, blog for money.
Who is She? 2007-06-21 02:41:00 After the incident in the lift, if you think that I would go introspecting who that girl is? Am sorry.. I am not at all inclined to find her or him...But here you are to read about a person....A person whom I don't know personally. Even her Name.(Inside my mind: Bee, C'mon... don't prolong like this, You would lose your readership)1.She is a Lady. :) ( if you think this is one another stupidity of mine.....please read between the lines.. err...between the letters. I feel there is hell a lot of difference to be a She and to be a Lady)2.Should definitely be a loving and lovable Wife.3.A Media Person4. A Mother - Mother of 2.5. Above all with what I have read and understood her : A Good Human Being. The person who shuns herself from violence and who rises her voice againstThe blogging community and the Blogging Mom community knows her as Mad Momma. Momma of 2 beautiful kids - The Brat and the Bean.So, what is that am trying. Technically, Ethically and sensibly speaking I don't have an
On My Way to Office - II 2007-06-19 05:18:00 I thought and wanted him to go straight and I was about to take a right turn. But he stopped with me at the signal.Do you have problems in understanding what I say? In that case:Please Read what happened yesterday when I was on my way to officeHe was just a few inches away from me.... I heard my heart beat. For a second he removed his head gear and turned right. Was looking at my direction. I, from the corner of my eyes sensed his move. He had a very lively straight dark hair. The kind of texture I swear I had wanted my guy to have. I didn’t want to turn my head. This time I didn't.What is that he is having on him? Is that Perry Ellis? In just a few sec how did I manage to note so much of him....The signal turned green. I was like going pink. Lost in thinking about him I did a bad start and almost hit the girl near me. I didn’t turn at him I went straight. Other than seeing me once and smiling I never thought he did anything silly just to attract. For sometime it looked as if its
On My Way to Office 2007-06-19 03:50:00 Have you ever experienced a pair of inquisitive eyes watching you and following you all the way to your office? Oh God! It happened to me this morning...Here at my work city. The weather had been really cool for the past one week. This morning it even drizzled. This is the kind of meteorological conditions I enjoy and try to be romantic.Usually on these days, I shower early go to a temple and start for work. This is how I started. Had a loose hair. Wore my sun glasses. With a streak of KumKum worn in the forehead. I was enjoying the cool early breeze....Had I had a beau, I bet I would have bunked my office just to ride the town in his bike (Yes! one of the conditions to be my guy is you should definitely have a stylish bike!)! Thinking and cursing on my bad luck (don’t interpret on my looks now) I started cruising in my bike. There with a gentle breeze he crossed me. He was riding a Yamaha Bullet. Stylishly remodelled and elegantly driven. He was having this Head Gear. Hell with thes
Changes .. Changes..Changes 2007-06-18 02:29:00 The day for this week has started...( Wah ! Wah! Wah! what an invention dear bee? Give a pat for urself !) and its been almost 3 months since I have started Blogging.. I now make a self analysis on the Pros and Cons of writingWhat are the changes I think I have made1. However stupid it could be, somehow I get to write something2. I now read more than before. This actually makes me intelligently.(!)No Bad feelings3. I thought I will never be able to move higher after my 1st or 2nd post. This is my 56th Post!4. Even yours truly Honey Bee has wrapped up some good patrons to the blog.5. The time I spend on watching you tube and playing in miniclip has comedown drastically...What more?!?The other side of the coin...1. Phew! I have not made any significant changes in the literary world! ( He . he hee.. too much isnt ?)2. I was expecting to have a hit rate of atleast 15-30 per day...3. Till now I have not made any money from adsense !?! :)
Is it true?!? 2007-06-23 00:42:00 Shucks.. One another forward PostDo you want to know the true story of an origin of "Valentines Day"? Get the real scoop below.Not-withstanding, what nonsense you've been told by the media, the truth is that the Valentine Day was originated in India, and to top it, in Gujarat - a state of Mahatma Gandhi who preached love, peace and non-violence.Read further for the facts those have been hidden from the pages of history so far. Here it is:Well, it is well known what the people in Gujarat are like, especially the Patel men folk. It is a known fact that they (Patels) don't treat the opposite sex (their Patalanis) with respect; some of the firebrand members of the opposite sex (wives) thought they deserved better.One fine day, one brave Patalani (Patel lady - her name is unfortunately lost in oblivion), had enough of”Atyachar"(Torture) perpetrated on her, by her husband, and then she finally chose to rebel by beating up her husband with a Velan...Yeah, the same Velan with which she mad
Hard Work and What more to say? 2007-06-28 04:48:00 Today has been a total shit for me! I have work! As usual, I tried to allocate them... this time I was caught! When I got up from bed I thought that today is Friday. Whenever I walk into Office even on a Monday, I always want someone to say T.G.I.F (Thank God! It’s Friday) – I know I would be leaving for my Home. I have loads of report to be sent. I don’t even feel like working today. More to it I just now had a big lunch. Feeling sleepy! I hate Thursdays! There are many who agree with me. For me, Thursdays could better be called as Torture Thursdays. I want to submit my resignation letter. Am seriously considering this thought! If what I have heard about Google is true, then I would like to work only in an org. where they have toffees and coffees all around. Free Snacks and high cushioned couch! What office could this be if they are not going to let their staff have a little nap, whenever they want to? I hardly fight with my eyelids whenever they want to close! My Thursday f
Queen of Alexandria! 2007-06-27 05:32:00 At this point of the day, am reading a book on Cleopatra! It’s not a prose but poetry! Written in one of India’s regional language Tamil and written not by yours truly Honey Bee but by Pa.Vijay. I thoroughly enjoy his political insights and his usage of words… Read below the English form of the same translated by this humble bee! Though I haven’t got the writer’s approval, here I am reproducing the same: It’s not the encounter between Caesar and Patra…it’s between Mark Antony and Patra! Their Love! They have a sword fight and as it grows this is what happens:One on one They hit each other Got up Got down Ran up Ran down Rolled Measured the floor Let the sword drop With open Spread hands Tears gleaming body getting hot Slowing down Breathing heavily Their dress got crushed So were their bodies Somewhere Something grew There was no Sound of war Sound of kiss Grew more Desires woke up Leaving no air Between them As they held hands Their t Read more:Queen
, Alexandria
What to Name this? 2007-06-26 05:04:00 Even now I have difficulties in understanding Physics. Let me make it clear with you am not attending the Skool for the Old at Night. Talking about Physics gives me fond memories of my school days.Only during Physics and Social Science period I did meditation. Some call this process as Sleeping! But for these 2 I was an outstanding student in all other subjects. I was always wanted by the next class teacher.When I was in 3rd or 4th STD, I don’t remember exactly, my English Miss Mrs. Wilma Almeida gave us lessons on Tense. But at the end of the class she was more tensed than ever. After teaching us we were asked to write the examples in our notebook. I had a forlorn look and was looking at her. She was very amused to see me like this.That’s my class 4 photo! Mrs. Almeida, is in white chudidhar.Mrs. Almeida: Bee, What’s wrong with you? Take your pencil and write.Me: I ain’t got one.Mrs. Almeida: Don’t say I ain’t. Listen: I don’t have a pencil; You don’t have a pencil; Th
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