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SMS Messages, Funny SMS Messages, Text SMS Messages 2008-12-19 06:31:00 GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty, LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy, WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health. Yeh pyaar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai. Maa se ho to - MAMTA.Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.Bhai se ho to - DHARM.Behn se ho to - FARZ.Aur Biwi se ho to..SonuMonuChhotuPappu… Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, poli Read more:Funny
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Funny SMS Jokes, Hindi Funny SMS Jokes, English Funny SMS Jokes 2008-12-19 06:22:00 Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Call girls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya. Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta haiHusband:- Do Read more:English
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Mobile SMS Jokes, World Amazing Facts, Mobile Jokes 2008-12-18 12:14:00 Mobile Full FormDo u Know Mobile Means?Mobile?Mobile?Mobile?Mobile?Mobile?Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile Mobile?M-MindblowingO-OutstandingB- BestI-Instrument OfL-Life 4E-Ever********************************************BPL MobileB-BAPA naP-PaiseL-Lila lahercalled BPL Mobile********************************************Santa : yaar jab tumhe garmi lagti hai to tum kya karte hoBanta : Arre bhai A.C Read more:Amazing
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Fresh SMS Jokes 2008-12-18 11:39:00 Santa soote waqtDo glass rakhte hai,Ek mein paani sur ekKhaali why? Socho?Kyunki pyas lag bhi saktiHai aur nahi bhi. Girl: I love u. Boy: Me too. Girl: Kitna karte ho. Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho. Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!Din mein chain nahi,Raat ko neend nahi,Ji na lage kahi.Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai?Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students kaYe Read more:Jokes
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Casino Jokes, Casino SMS Jokes 2008-12-18 11:17:00 Las Vegas $500 A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed. "I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want Read more:Casino
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New Sardar SMS Jokes 2008-12-18 11:15:00 All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move. They pushed for a whole we Read more:Jokes
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Comedy SMS Jokes 2008-12-15 11:11:00 January to decembersunday to saturdayAm to PmMy feelings for u have never changed…….u….R….always….a HEADACHE to me !!!! When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei’ll take u an eye specialist !!LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…But dont worry - we are cha Read more:Comedy
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New SMS Jokes 2008-12-15 06:36:00 Roz roz ka drama nahi2009 is coming Wish u a veryHappy new yearValentine’s dayBasant23rd march14 augustEid ul fitrEid ul azhaFriendship dayMother, fatherDadi, dadaNana, naniChildren’s dayHappy b’day365 good morningsAfter noons, evenings’& nights Roz roz ka drama nahiHota mujh seAb pura saal mat kehnaSMS
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Dard Shayari SMS 2008-12-14 10:14:00 Ruth Kar TuM Mujhe Bhulane Lage,Itne Dur Hue Ki Bahut Yaad Aane Lage.Kaise Bhula Dun Main TuMhe Ek PalMeJab TuMhe Pane Me Mujhe ZaMane Lage…Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,Kahin koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai…….Na Jeene ki khushi hai na marne ka gum, Gam hai to unse na milne ka, Jette hai is aaas Read more:Shayari
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Filmi SMS Jokes 2008-12-14 10:12:00 Ek mandir thajisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jatethe.Salman Khan gaya-Salman gayab,Aamirgaya-Aamir gayab,MALLIKA SHERAVAT gayiBhagwanaajkal maanav bahut vikas kar raha hai,baap gabbar ka tobeta dharmendra k role ka abhyas kar raha hai. 1 din hamare padosi film dekhne gaye sholey,ghar aake apni biwi se bole,basanti jara 1 2 thumke hame b dikha de,unka beta b film dekh k aaya tha,usne dharmendra ka r Read more:Jokes
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Good day sms 2008-12-14 10:08:00 A Smile Is The Lighting System Of The Face, Cooling System Of Head And Healing System Of Heart. So Keep Smiling All Day. Have A Nice Day!!!Troubles r like washing machine,They twist, turn & knock us around,but in the end we come out brighter than before… Have a nice day!I have no yesterdays, Time took them away, Tomorrow may not be mine, But I have Today So wish you my friend a very good day
Jealousy Sms 2008-12-14 10:06:00 Pyar Ki Shayari ex-girlfriend k liyeAapse milne ki tammana he.Miti si boli ko sun-na he.Lambi drive pe car me sang chalna heHalke se galonko chumna he.. Aur bahut kuch chahta ye nandan dil, par hakikat yahi he ke isko aab sirf jalna he……… Read more:Jealousy
Jokes on SMS 2008-12-14 10:04:00 Main Tumhare Gam Me Pita Gaya (Kept Drinking) Pita Gaya Pita Gaya, Pita Gaya, Pita Gaya, Pita Gaya, Pita Gaya, Kya Kare Bada Thumbs Up Khatam Hi Nahi Hota…Arz Kiya Hai: Aaj Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai, Aajkal Aapke Sms Aana Bandh Hai, Khafa Ho Humse Ya Balance Kam Hai!!!Gandhiji Bhi Chale Gaye, Nehruji Bhi Chale Gaye, Bhagat Sing Bhi Nahi Rahe, Meri Bhi Tabiyat Thik Nahi Rehti Hai Pata Nahi Is D Read more:Jokes
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Hindi SMS Jokes 2008-12-14 07:21:00 Aap sochte honge ki hamariaur se aanewale sms kasilsila kab khatam hoga?Janab, ye to EKTA KAPURke serial jaisa hai...CHALTE RAHENGE Mere din fir se SANVAAR debas ek bar fir SENSEX sudhar detute INDEX ko sajana heMARGIN k paise se firse ashiyana banana he. :-) Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hogaS:mei chasma kaise pehnunga Read more:Hindi
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Full form of Top IT Companies 2008-12-14 07:20:00 1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculo Read more:Companies
Latest Cool Definitions 2008-12-13 06:35:00 Divorce :Future tense of marriage.Cigarette :A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.Lecture :An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"Conference :The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.Compromise :The art of dividing a cake in such a way t Read more:Definitions
SMS Dictionary 2008-12-13 06:34:00 Numeric:-0 hbtu 0-:happy birthday to you@WRK At work2bctnd to be continued.2d4to die for2g4uto good for you2Ht2HndlToo hot to handle.2l8too late2WIMCTo whom it may concern4eforever4yeo for your eyes onlyAAAM As a matter of fact.AB Ah Bless!ADctd2uv Addicted to LoveAFAIK As far as I knowAKA Also known asALlWanIsU All I want is YouAML All my loveASAP As soon as possibleATB All the bestATW At the wee Read more:Dictionary
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Student Exam SMS Jokes 2008-12-13 06:33:00 An engineering student to his sweeper brother:"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".Sweeper: Mere paas naukri haiA father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?Where do I see my son in future?Peon: The future is bright,I had also completed my engineering from the same college!Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.Dravid: What hap Read more:Jokes
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Miss you SMS Jokes 2008-12-13 06:32:00 Close your Eyes,Relax your Body,And stop your Breathing as long as you can...NOW BREATH......I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIRIn The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,That's Why I Always MISS YOUI MISS YOU in every beats of heart,In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the DayA B Read more:Jokes
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Naughty SMS Jokes 2008-12-13 06:31:00 Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,to ladki bhi nahi hotiDaughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain,bachha wahin se nikalta hai?Mom: Haan.Daughter: Oh my god!To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.Lady: Saat mein Tera deta h Read more:Jokes
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Marriage SMS Jokes 2008-12-13 06:29:00 Marriage islikegoing to aResturant..U orderYour choicefromthe menu,and thenlook at theneighbouring table and wish"KAASH...YE ORDER KIYA HOTA" :-Wife: If I die what will u do?Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!Wife: Will u marry again after I die?Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta haiWhat's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"How w Read more:Jokes
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