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Gujarati SMS Messages 2008-12-12 11:01:28 Chhagan:Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?Magan:Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6 Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avisYaad karjo bus sacha mann thiAmaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis Happy Dashera!VijayaDashmi na pawan tahevare Maa Durga apna jivan ma dukhono andhkar dur kari sukh no suryaprakash relave aev Read more:SMS
Gujarati SMS Jokes 2008-12-12 10:59:57 Prem: Dil mateDil: Laagni mateLaagni: Manushya mateManushya: Khoosurat Duniya mateDuniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjoHimmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyariDosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no natoHaiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vatoDil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankhoPu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?Andhar Read more:Jokes
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Computer SMS JOKES, Computer Shayari, Computer Aarti 2008-12-12 10:59:02 Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gifAisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your facePar dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk spaceMain tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, Tum nahi ho Ash,Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crashJo sadiyon se hota aaya hai... Read more:Aarti
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Crazy College SMS Jokes 2008-12-12 10:57:18 1) One man was standing on the top of a building, his watch fell down, but he went to take his watch only afterten minutes-why? - His watch was ten minutes slow.2) An actress was filling up a form to open an account in a bank. There was a column in the form where one hasto fill Marital status, "Married / single". And she wrote "Occasionally Married".3) A man advertised in a news paper, in the matr Read more:College
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April Fool SMS Jokes 2008-12-12 10:55:51 U are a... B. I. T. C. H.BeautifulIntelligentTalentedCuteHornyr u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*Hi,Doing nothing?Then Make a Place,4 Me in ur Heart!!I May come there any time!Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"SomeOne..MiSSES U..NeeDS U..Worries About ULonely Without UGuess Who?THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ... You are one of the mostCUTE persons in the world!!Just a second,don't misunderstand.CUTE means:Creati Read more:April
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Wedding SMS Jokes 2008-12-12 10:54:42 Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi. Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi. Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz, Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi.First the engagement ring,then the wedding ring,then the suffering...Why do we all marry?Because romance is notthe only element of life.We should also knowhorror,terror, suspense, irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.Marriage is like going toa rest Read more:Jokes
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Valentine Day SMS Messages 2008-12-12 10:52:22 V….is for Valentine
; you are my only ValentineA…..is for I will Always be yoursL…..is for Love at its most extremeE…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.N…..is for Never-ending loveT…..is for we will Always be Together foreverI…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you toE…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting Luv me Read more:SMS
Rakhi and Raksha Bandhan SMS Messages 2008-12-12 10:50:53 Saawan ka mausam thaPoonam ki raat thi Mein uske paas thaWoh mere karib thiPhir woh mere paas aayiAur thodi si ghabraayi Jab maine uska haath pakadaToh woh thodi si sharmaayiUsne kaha aaj humAise bandhan mein bandh jaayeJise duniya kiKoi taakat na tod paaye Meri khushi ka andaazaLagana mushkil thaPar iske aage jo huaWoh batana bhi mushkil tha Usne mera haathHaatho mein lekar kahaYeh toh jan Read more:Rakhi
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Sardar SMS Jokes 2008-12-12 10:46:50 A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar
: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai! A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar: Tourist: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!! Sardar sent sms to his boss:Me sick, no Read more:Jokes
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Santabanta SMS Messages 2008-12-12 10:43:47 Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. kya du?Banta: Gold Ring de de!!Santa: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.Aplication by santa:Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to lo Read more:SMS
Santabanta SMS Jokes 2008-12-12 10:42:49 Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi? Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi,Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking,he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”A lady calls Santa for Read more:Jokes
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Funny SMS Messages 2008-12-11 08:48:43 Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?Sardar:Brother-SisterInterviewer:HowSar:V call EarthDharti Maata nMoon Chanda Mama.! Judge-Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya heBirth is"Start of life"Beauty is"Art of life"Love is"Part of life"Death is"End of life"But Friendship isHEART OF LIFE.Pappu ka radio Read more:Funny
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Funny SMS Jokes 2008-12-11 08:47:48 EmOtiOnAL cOmEdyDiLkO pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgiDiLko pAtA tha wO jArur AyEgiPAr kAbi sOchA nA thA kiSurPrisE mE wO ApnE pAti kO B 7 LAyEgQue."Naari"ka matlab kya hai?Ans.Naari ka matlab hai ShAkTi.Que.To fir Purush ka Matlab kya hai?Ans."Sehan Shakti".Hi Frndz! Njoy! Teacher:Acha insan wo hi hai wo dusro k kaam aye.P@ppu:Par madam exam mein na aap humare kaam aati hai,aur na hi kisi aur ko aane Read more:Funny
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Independence SMS Messages 2008-12-11 08:46:33 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 (((DhuzZ)))=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=14 Aug Mubarak!=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= DON jub chahta hai14 AUG manata hai!!! Your validity for taking abath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity byTaking a bath to avoid, khujli,dandruff, maeil, and badbooo!!Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.Oh my g Read more:Independence
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Independence SMS Jokes 2008-12-11 08:44:25 Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hun Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen - - - - ***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*** Independence
a Precious gift of God.May We Always Remain Independent. A Very Happy Independence Day To You.Some Like Sunday,Some like Monday,But i like One DayAnd that is Independence Day I have something for uClose your ey Read more:Jokes
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Flirt SMS Messages 2008-12-11 08:42:08 SHITs4 smarth4 handsomei4 intelligentt4 tallentedi think u r a big shitDo U want to see malika bathing press down(Give some gap here)U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?3 tips to break a mirror:1. Throw stone Read more:SMS
Flirt SMS Jokes 2008-12-11 08:40:18 Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy..Where r u? U r u not replying?I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS
me immediately.Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For GirlNow reverse da order, c Read more:Jokes
Holi SMS and Festival Greeting Messages 2008-12-11 08:38:57 Pichkari ki Dhar,Gulal ki bauchar,Apno ka pyar,Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.Happy Holi!!!Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,(Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bh Read more:Festival
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Holi SMS Jokes 2008-12-11 08:37:26 A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, A soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!Har rang aap pe barse,koi apse Holi k Read more:Jokes
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New Year SMS Messages 2008-12-11 08:35:23 *Happy new year*--Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?--Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,--Happy New Year
once again!12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year(*)Wishing you a fabulous 2008with full of great achievements and experiences.A meaningful Read more:SMS
New Year SMS JOKES 2008-12-11 08:34:01 Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,Let all ur Dreams be Clear,Never put Tear, Please Hear,I want to tell one thing in ur Earwishing u a very Happy NEW YEarGood time Bad timeDay time Night timeOff time Work timeHappy time Sad timeNaye saal main kisi Read more:New Year
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Happy Diwali Greetings and SMS Messages 2008-12-11 08:32:21 Pray to God to give UI Pray to God to give UShanti,Shakti,Sampati,Swarup,Saiyam,Saadgi,Safalta,Samridhi,Sanskar,Swaasth,Sanmaan,Saraswati, Diwali Sms Jokes collectionaur SNEH.SHUBH DIWALI.....Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...* * * Happy
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Diwali SMS Jokes 2008-12-11 08:31:29 Pal pal sunhare phool khile, Kabhi na ho kaanto ka saamna, Jindagi aapki khushiyo se bhari rahe, Dipawali par humaari yahi shubhkaamna.Kumkum bhare kadmonKumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.HAPPY DIWALIMakki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,Chand Ki Chandi, Apno k Read more:Jokes
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Christmas SMS Messages 2008-12-11 08:28:41 Lets welcome theis fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds,Lets celebrate this blessful New year.Merry X-mas.Chtistmas may be many thingsor it may be a few.For you, the joyis each new toy;for me;it’s watching U.Christmas
is a timewhen everybody wants his past forgotten andhis present remembered.What I don't like about officeChristmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Read more:SMS
Christmas SMS Jokes 2008-12-11 08:27:42 Jingle bellsJingle bellswhat fun it is towish our friendsa very happy Christmas
.Christmas is not a time nor a season,but a state of mind.To cherish peace and goodwill,to be plenteous in mercy,is to have the real spirit of Christmas.A silent night,a star above,a blessed gift of hopeand love.A blessed Christmas to you!Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind;Teach us to be patient and a Read more:Jokes
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