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Award for Best Internet Investment Site Disclaimer Ever Goes To 2008-12-11 13:46:31 … this little beauty…
If you don’t read this and then say “Run OMG run!!! Oh MY GOD!!!!”, you’re an idiot.
Seriously.
Here goes the verbatim text as of this “disclaimer” — btw I frankly detect a certain Eastern European Mob lilt to the text but perhaps that’s just me (oh, and nota bene, the italics are mine [...] Read more:Award
, Internet
Help me, I’m unterhaupft! 2008-12-10 16:42:39 In German Youth News, (and isn’t that something we all follow with aplomb?) the AP has reported that the top three German youth words this year are:
Judges chose “gammelfleischparty”, or “spoiled meat party,” - an unflattering term for a gathering of people over 30 - as the “youth word of the year 2008.” The word [...]
Ho Ho Ho…oh shit 2008-12-10 16:21:01 ST. LOUIS (AP) - Santa aside, that trip down the chimney doesn’t work so well after all. Police arrested a burglar early Wednesday who spent a harrowing three hours stuck inside the chimney of a pawn shop.Authorities were called to the location at 3 a.m., and found the man wedged in the chimney, unable [...]
Avatars use more energy per capita than Brazilians? 2008-12-09 14:26:19 According to this article, Second Life avatars use more energy than the typical Brazilian. So not only are you massively wasting your time on Second Life, you’re killing the planet.
Just die, already. Read more:Avatars
, Brazilians
Should the internet be destroyed? 2008-12-08 13:06:06 There are literally bjillions of gigabytes of absolute crap on the Internet — this site included. But just in case something wasn’t covered, American Chronicle decided that it had to make this contribution. Apparently, chronic nose-picking is now officially an addiction.
Thanks.
On behalf of the human race, I would like to apologize to the rest of [...]
Woops… better put her on ICE… 2008-12-05 15:30:05 So there you are, running Customs and Immigration for the Massachusetts region. You oversee operations to protect the ports, airports, etc., from illegal trafficing, smuggling, and an influx of illegal immigration.
Hey, I have an idea — wouldn’t you be perfectly placed to find and hire people to work for you, real cheap? You could even [...] Read more:better
Fat may be unattractive, but nothing like this 2008-12-01 19:03:30 I know we here at Tiny Minds like to poke fun at folks who are, well, over-the-top fat. But the alleged unattractiveness of the morbidly obese cannot hold a candle to this:
Stupid doctor tricks 2008-12-01 13:34:53 Patients beware. Among the dumbest things noted that doctors wrote on patient’s charts:
“Patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.”
“Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.”
“She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she [...] Read more:Stupid
, tricks
German churches find ‘chocolate Jesus’ tasteless 2008-12-01 11:49:24 Sorry, but this is just one of the best headlines we’ve seen in a long time.
BERLIN (Reuters) - German
y’s churches criticized a businessman on Tuesday for selling thousands of Jesus
chocolates.
Frank Oynhausen set up his “Sweet Lord” chocolate Jesus-making business saying he wanted to restore some traditional religious values to Christmas in Germany.
But the German [...]
Breaking News: Butt Bandit Caught in the End 2008-11-26 13:34:16 So to speak:
VALENTINE, Neb. (AP) - Ten misdemeanor counts have been filed against a man Cherry County authorities believe is the vandal some townspeople have dubbed the “Butt Bandit
.”
Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie, [...] Read more:Breaking
, Caught
How to wriggle out of this one? 2008-11-25 12:43:46 Boy, I wish I’d thought of this one. There’s nothing sexier than scared women shaking their legs.
A Japanese man was arrested for releasing hundreds of beetle larvae inside a moving express train to try to scare female passengers, police said Tuesday.
“I wanted to see women get scared and shake their legs,” police quoted 35-year-old [...]
Bus Driver Run Amok 2008-11-21 16:19:24 I’m still trying to figure out why this was a problem. Little shit got what was coming, says I:
AMBRIDGE, Pa. (AP) - A school bus driver will be charged with endangering a 10-year-old boy for intentionally braking suddenly so the boy would fall down, police said.
The driver was upset because the boy would not remain [...] Read more:Driver
Dumbfounded and not amused 2008-11-21 12:39:29 From time to time I look at the referrals we’re getting for our traffic. Just now, a bloke (I will presume) searched Yahoo for a term that brought him to Tiny Minds.
“tiny girl shower sex pics”.
First off, how in the hell did that lead him here, and second off, what kind of a sick son [...]
Some people have no sense of humor 2008-11-21 12:32:17 Apparently, this is no joke:
A popular comedian active in Burma’s democracy movement has been sentenced to 45 years in jail by a Burmese court.
Seems this funny guy had the nerve to be trying to send aid to victims of the recent cyclone that devastated large parts of the countryside in May.
An outspoken satirist of the [...] Read more:people
Fatties Strike A Blow for Fascism 2008-11-20 18:25:09 Canada’s Supreme Court today ruled that differently-weighted people (ie. people with gigantic arses) have a “right” to two seats on an airplane for the price of one.
In a move right out of some sort of Kurt Vonnegut nightmare, these dipsticks have essentially said that, rather than have to deal with their gluttony, the rest of [...] Read more:Fascism
Shut your open face, woman! 2008-11-19 13:16:13 A 19-year-old man is accused of hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing their automobile to crash. The suspect admits to the sandwich assault, saying he chose that over hitting the woman
. Proof positive you don’t have to go underground to take the Subway!
Obama’s First Legislation 2008-11-19 10:08:44 should take this as it’s model:
VIENNA, Austria (AP) - Cabs in the Austrian city of Salzburg just got classier: Drivers can no longer wear tracksuits. The new regulation took effect earlier this month in an attempt to improve the image of cabbies in a place known for its upmarket clientele. Read more:First
, Legislation
, Obama
New meaning to the phrase “getting pissed” 2008-11-13 15:35:57 I’ve heard of people getting drunk and arrested for it. But this guy takes the cake; assaulting his arresting officers with a golden shower wasn’t the smartest move, I’m thinking.
I think it’s best to not find a picture to illustrate this story. You’re welcome.
She’s got Wessonality! 2008-11-12 15:57:41 After doctors refused to further indulge a 48-year-old Korean woman’s addiction to plastic surgery, she resorted to injecting cooking oil into her own face. Before and after, below.
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