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Sarah Palin Capitalizes on Sudden Fame: Inks Big Christmas Product Deal 2008-12-09 07:12:41 Sarah Palin's unique ability to explain complex issues in a simplistic, idiotic, and generally erroneous manner pays off big! Click here to try her new toy!
Capitalizing on her meteoric celebrity status, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has signed with a major toy manufacturer for the 2008 Christmas
season. At a Fisher Price press conference in New York, company spokesperson Howard Wayne said, "Fisher Read more:Sarah
, Sudden
White House Conducts Record Fundraiser with 'Kick Bush in the Balls' Program 2008-12-02 06:10:14 President Bush responds to a direct hit from Harper.
The WhiteHouse
opened the "Kick Bush in the Balls
" program on Monday, December 1st as part of a federal fundraising effort. The program was designed to take advantage of Bush's uniquely high disapproval rating, and participants were offered the chance to kick President Bush in the balls for $25,000 each. Officials hoped to raise $50 million, bu Read more:Fundraiser
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SPECIAL REPORT: FIGHTING RAGES ACROSS SOUTHERN STATES AS MONEY-SAVING AD LEADS TO ARKANSAS POULTRY UPRISING 2008-11-28 07:23:13 Hungry Possum executives had no idea their ad would lead to such carnage.
Economic woes dampened holiday travel as many Americans decided to stay close to home over Thanksgiving. Despite low fuel prices and airline deals, the Automobile Association of America has projected the number of Americans traveling over 50 miles this year will be 600,000 fewer than last Thanksgiving. In response to consume
Happy Thanksgiving from DailyNewsHammer! 2008-11-27 09:36:34 Turkey, mmmmm... Want to keep the pounds off? Then you can't have any.
Want to keep the pounds off over Thanksgiving
? Just follow these easy steps!
Don't eat turkey, eat celery
Don't eat pumpkin pie, eat celery
Don't eat stuffing, eat celery
Don't eat potatos and gravy, eat celery
You can have corn, but only a little
Yeah, you going to do any of that crap? I didn't think so. Now quit that stupid Read more:Happy
India Proposes New World Financial Order: Pushes Efforts to Stabilize Global 7-Eleven Market. 2008-11-25 06:13:39 India Prime Minister Manmohan Singh explains the difference between Slurpee crude and Slurpee sweet crude. More sugar.
At the two-day G20 economic summit held in Washington on November 15th and 16th, India Prime Minister Manmohan Singh pushed for urgent efforts to stabilize the global 7-Eleven
market. The meeting was originally called to discuss the global economic crisis, but Singh quickly took t Read more:Financial
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George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 2008-11-22 01:02:59 Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. Read more:George
, Washington
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