Owner: Old-Man-Rant by Grumpy Old Man URL:http://old-man-rant.blogspot.com/ Join Date: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:36:26 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: A humor blog about how imperfect the world is, and how much I hate you. Updated daily, contains humorous rants on a variety of topics that are probably more amusing to me than they will be to you. I also talk a fair amount about Rachael Ray. Site statistics:Click here
Asparagus and Smelly Pee 2008-11-29 19:05:00 Today, Grumpy Old Man is displeased with the fact that asparagus makes his pee smell really bad. Asparagus is Nature's idea of a practical joke. First of all, look at it. It's just this long and slender thing, with a flower-like configuration at the tip. It's just plain silly. However, it is quite tasty when sauteed in a little bit of EVOO, as Rachael Ray says. (More about her later, by the way). Read more:Smelly
Making Fun of Chow Fun 2008-11-28 12:59:00 Warning: This is one of those stories for which "you had to have been there." In fact, if you weren't there, this story will have absolutely no meaning for you, and any time that you spend reading it is time lost from your life which you will never get back. Now that I think about it, even if you were there, the story is still uninteresting and pointless.With that said, here is the story. For a w
What Are You Bastards Thankful For? 2008-11-27 05:44:00 Today is Thanksgiving, but I'd venture a guess that not one of you youngsters is thankful for a damn thing. It's old folks like Grumpy Old Man who made this world what it is today. But all of you whipper-snappers are going to go stuff your faces with turkey, and get yourself ready for Black Friday where you'll line up to buy all your fancy Nintendos and Xboxes and Playstations, and all of your ot Read more:Thankful
DirecTV Rant 2008-11-26 15:19:00 DirecTV is currently conducting an enormous Internet ad campaign for their satellite TV service. As a fairly new DirecTV customer, Grumpy Old Man would like to share his words of wisdom on the matter, and provide a warning to all potential customers.First of all, many people are not aware of the fact that by signing on to DirecTV, you are agreeing to a two-year contract with them. Certainly their Read more:DirecTV
Lost Credit Card...Or Did I? 2008-11-25 16:11:00 Today I was at the store shopping for my Polygrip and Depends, and was at the register ready to pay. At that point, I noticed that my credit card was not in my wallet. It definitely wasn't there. Of course the first thing that went through my mind was that some youthful prankster somehow stole it from me, assuming that the police would not give any credibility to my report on account of my advanc
World of Warcraft Ore Ninjaing 2008-11-25 08:53:00 Grumpy Old Man likes to joke around a lot, but today he needs to talk about a very serious topic: People ninja-mining his nodes in World
of Warcraft
. First of all, despite the fact that GOM is old, and doesn't fit into the typical WoW demographic, he still plays regularly with Mrs. GOM at his side in Azeroth.Here in lies the problem: Questing in Northrend is currently all the rage, with the relea
Gas Pump Auto Cut-Off 2008-11-24 07:42:00 Today, Grumpy Old Man is going to talk about the pumps at his local gas station where he's been filling his tank for many years. Until now, there's never been a problem. I'd pull in, fill up my tank, and go. I should mention that while I am pumping gas, I don't leave the pump unattended, but I also don't make it a point to stare at it, since it always stops when the tank is full.One day a while ba
Introducing Grumpy Old Man 2008-11-23 19:37:00 I'm Grumpy Old Man
. I don't care who you are because there's an excellent chance that you're not as smart as I am, and you don't comprehend jokes on as many levels as I do. With that said, welcome to my blog.My motivation for writing this blog is a long and boring one, which I shall share with you in excruciating detail. I have a friend. She's my best friend by default, because no one else talks Read more:Introducing
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