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The Man In The Moon 2008-11-22 04:00:17 I'm the Man In The Moon, and I hope you'll join me here in the one place I can ask the questions that all men want to ask and say the things that all men want said. I have to have somewhere to save my last few shreds of male dignity.
And Justice For Whom? 2008-12-25 01:40:10 If you're reading this, then my message has managed to get out. Please, I need your help. I don't have much time. Listen carefully, I'm an American citizen and my libido is being held against my will. I know you scoff at this, but you have to understand the seriousness of the matter. Read more:Justice
We (DON’T) Need To Talk 2008-12-22 12:47:19 So I'm walking through my living room when my wife comes up to me and says, "We need to talk." Now I ask you, has anything good ever followed those words? Is there any reason at all that I should expect to hear something that I will really want to hear? Those words are never followed by a sincere apology or an offer to do more things for you. Everyone knows that the first reaction to those words
The Terrible Illness 2008-12-19 11:53:06 Now that thehabe has thrown down the gauntlet , impugning my poetic skills, I feel it necessary to defend my honor. (It's a guy thing.) Her little, houti touti Sunny Poem for a Winter’s Day is nothing compared to my real life poetic expressions.
Blogging Through The Snow 2008-12-17 18:24:11 Hey, folks, sorry to have missed you all for a few days, but we've been dealing with a lot of snow here. It comes with living way up in the mountains. (I've included a picture of my back yard.) Read more:Blogging
MEAT: It’s What’s For Dinner 2008-12-14 02:02:10 Okay, once and for all, let me make this absolutely clear: I am a carnivore!!! I eat meat! Thank you very much for the salad you brought me. I enjoyed it. It was very nice. Now when's dinner? Read more:Dinner
Because I Read About It Somewhere 2008-12-11 02:00:48 I am so tired of the things that get passed around my house as fact because my wife or one of my daughters "read it somewhere." I don't mind it so much when it results in one of the weird concoctions they put on their faces--powdered milk and eggs comes to mind--but when it starts threatening my cup of coffee, I draw the line. Read more:Somewhere
In Need of a Good Brainwashing 2008-12-08 12:36:08 Anyway, as I'm folding and sorting clothes, I come across a very slinky thong. Cool, huh? I quickly shove it in my pocket and go looking for my wife. That's right, I'm suddenly Mr. Happy. Read more:Brainwashing
I’m An Official SOB 2008-12-07 15:38:43 Hey, Liz Strauss called me an SOB. It’s true, and I’m telling everyone, so there!
I’m going to assume that she meant “Successful & Outstanding Blogger” as she claims, because that’s the kind of guy I am. Still, given the fact that she’s female and I tend to trash chick flicks here, I do have my [...] Read more:Official
The Longs Way Home 2008-12-05 22:46:35 I'm driving through town at night with my family headed home from a friend's house when I spot a Longs Drugs. I pull in to make a quick stop for some Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. I go in and haven't even made it to the frozen foods section in the back of the store before my wife appears beside me with a bottle of something she wants me to buy.
reCAPTCHA As the New Magic Eight-Ball 2008-12-03 06:14:32 Remember the old magic eight-ball. The idea is that you ask a question, turn the ball over, and a twenty-sided die floats to the top and gives you an answer. Strangely, I've been finding myself recently doing something fairly similar as I surf the web. Let me explain. Read more:Eight
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